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I wonder what he was searching for when he "accidentally" got hardcore porn instead of tractors.

 

"Dirt farmers"?
"hard ploughing"?

:kirk:

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39 minutes ago, Cade said:

I wonder what he was searching for when he "accidentally" got hardcore porn instead of tractors.

 

"Dirt farmers"?
"hard ploughing"?

:kirk:

Filthy exhaust pipe?

Vibrating attachment action?

Hardcore drilling?

Uphill gardening?

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A Boy Named Crow
4 hours ago, Costanza said:

:rofl:

 

 

He'll be checking into rehab next week, citing Tractorphilia. All this because he wanted to look at tits in the Mother of All Parliaments...or whatever they call it. 

 

His personality disorder is much simpler and more common than Tractorphilia though...it's called Being A Tory.

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jack D and coke

End of the day it feels like they’ve hung this boy out. He sounds a real ***** looking at his voting history (a normal Tory really) but I get the feeling he’s been sacrificed a bit. To satisfy a bit of bloodlust. 

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3 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

End of the day it feels like they’ve hung this boy out. He sounds a real ***** looking at his voting history (a normal Tory really) but I get the feeling he’s been sacrificed a bit. To satisfy a bit of bloodlust. 

Anything that distracts from Boris being a giant **** will be welcome.

 

Anyway, here's Priti Patel, the dragon

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A Boy Named Crow
13 minutes ago, Smithee said:

Anything that distracts from Boris being a giant **** will be welcome.

 

Anyway, here's Priti Patel, the dragon

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Ha! Priti Patel, my mother in law... could be either 😂

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When did Pornhub start tractor porn? How can you click on farmers pumping sheep by mistake. Only a tory minister knows. If I did that in my job then I'd be breaking our Internet usage policy and will lose my job before I get the chance to resign.

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Dagger Is Back
16 hours ago, Imaman said:

Watching tractors he claims he is ploughing a long furrow with that excuse 


If he’d only watched the trailer he might have got away with it

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A Boy Named Crow
13 hours ago, Ulysses said:

 

 

Presumably he's now an ex-tractor fan.  :runaway:

Punchline of a joke a teacher told me 28 years ago... that I still tell to this day 😁

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manaliveits105

Whig and Tory, members of two opposing political parties or factions in England, particularly during the 18th century. Originally “Whig” and “Tory” were terms of abuse introduced in 1679 during the heated struggle over the bill to exclude James, duke of York (afterward James II), from the succession. Whig—whatever its origin in Scottish Gaelic—was a term applied to horse thieves and, later, to Scottish Presbyterians; it connoted nonconformity and rebellion and was applied to those who claimed the power of excluding the heir from the throne. Tory was an Irish term suggesting a papist outlaw and was applied to those who supported the hereditary right of James despite his Roman Catholic faith.

 

There’s quite a few separatist horse thieves still 

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13 minutes ago, manaliveits105 said:

Whig and Tory, members of two opposing political parties or factions in England, particularly during the 18th century. Originally “Whig” and “Tory” were terms of abuse introduced in 1679 during the heated struggle over the bill to exclude James, duke of York (afterward James II), from the succession. Whig—whatever its origin in Scottish Gaelic—was a term applied to horse thieves and, later, to Scottish Presbyterians; it connoted nonconformity and rebellion and was applied to those who claimed the power of excluding the heir from the throne. Tory was an Irish term suggesting a papist outlaw and was applied to those who supported the hereditary right of James despite his Roman Catholic faith.

 

There’s quite a few separatist horse thieves still 

 

I love that you think separatist is an insult

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maroonlegions

The brutal reality from one member of the older generation .

 

This present  Tory junta have failed and IGNORED a very large % of them..

 

The public purse   asset stripping from this government is criminal.

 

Ask any front like charities and they ALL come to the same conclusions..

 

Cold blooded reptiles  with no human empathy,  or  any connection to the real suffering  of millions of  elderly people.

 

Insidious. 

 

 

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Lone Striker
22 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

End of the day it feels like they’ve hung this boy out. He sounds a real ***** looking at his voting history (a normal Tory really) but I get the feeling he’s been sacrificed a bit. To satisfy a bit of bloodlust. 

Judging from this story, Parish's viewing of porn on his phone in the HoC may not be the worst sex-related incident to emerge from the Mother of Parliaments this year.  😲

 

 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/westminster-sleaze-catalogue-claims-sexism-092255895.html

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The Mighty Thor

Interesting one on the 'growlergate' shenanigans.

The Daily Nazi up to their standard outright lying best.

 

 

 

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Footballfirst

Hancock's lie about asymptomatic transmission exposed in a response to the Mail's lies.

 

 

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Jambo-Jimbo
1 hour ago, Footballfirst said:

Hancock's lie about asymptomatic transmission exposed in a response to the Mail's lies.

 

 

 

Of course they knew.

I believe there was strong evidence about asymptomatic transmissions at least a month before the first lockdown, so they (the government) had to have known about it.

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maroonlegions
On 02/05/2022 at 12:00, JamesM48 said:

 

 

 

 

One of the MAIN reasons for a chronic lack  of council houses..  5% replaced??

 

 

 

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JudyJudyJudy
14 minutes ago, maroonlegions said:

 

 

One of the MAIN reasons for a chronic lack  of council houses..  5% replaced??

 

 

 

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It was a shameful policy 

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The Mighty Thor
8 minutes ago, Imaman said:

There's the measure of Johnson right there.

 

Pensioner can't afford to eat and rides the bus all day to stay warm.

 

Johnson's answer? I introduced the free bus pass.

 

What an utter *****. 

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4 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

I introduced the free bus pass.

Answer of the year. 

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maroonlegions
8 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

There's the measure of Johnson right there.

 

Pensioner can't afford to eat and rides the bus all day to stay warm.

 

Johnson's answer? I introduced the free bus pass.

 

What an utter *****. 

Boris and his Eton brethren have not  and never will give a feck about the non privileged , be they kids or the old. 

 

Can you imagine their jokes and piss taking of the poor in their halls of Eton ..

 

AS this classic song describes.

 

 

 

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maroonlegions

This utter cold blooded  reptile should be nowhere near any position of  governmental power.

 

“Perhaps the most striking thing I’ve noticed is the utter despair, shame and sense of responsibility so many hosts report."

 

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Footballfirst
10 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

Johnson's answer? I introduced the free bus pass.

 

What an utter *****. 

The problem with Johnson's answer is that it is yet another lie.

 

He was 9 years old when London's free travel for pensioners was introduced in 1973 and was funded by the boroughs.

It was rebranded the "Freedom Pass" in the 1990s

In 2010, the age of eligibility of the Freedom Pass started to rise in line with the women's retirement age, rather than 60.

In 2012 Bojo introduced a bridging pass that allowed someone who turned 60 to gain the free travel privileges as a pensioner up until they receive the Freedom Pass (that was the substance of today's claim).

 

Under the terms of the travel card, pass holders were entitled to travel on all Transport for London services at any time, including peak hours.

 

In 2020 Bojo ended 24 hour free travel, by stopping use of the Freedom Pass before 9.30am.

 

 

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maroonlegions
11 minutes ago, Footballfirst said:

The problem with Johnson's answer is that it is yet another lie.

 

He was 9 years old when London's free travel for pensioners was introduced in 1973 and was funded by the boroughs.

It was rebranded the "Freedom Pass" in the 1990s

In 2010, the age of eligibility of the Freedom Pass started to rise in line with the women's retirement age, rather than 60.

In 2012 Bojo introduced a bridging pass that allowed someone who turned 60 to gain the free travel privileges as a pensioner up until they receive the Freedom Pass (that was the substance of today's claim).

 

Under the terms of the travel card, pass holders were entitled to travel on all Transport for London services at any time, including peak hours.

 

In 2020 Bojo ended 24 hour free travel, by stopping use of the Freedom Pass before 9.30am.

 

 

Yip serial liar..

 

He has no morals and no human empathy.

 

Cue Tory apologists and their but, but , but shite incoming.. 

 

 

 

 

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The Real Maroonblood
38 minutes ago, maroonlegions said:

Yip serial liar..

 

He has no morals and no human empathy.

 

Cue Tory apologists and their but, but , but shite incoming.. 

 

 

 

 

Another publicity stunt addressing the Ukrainian Parliament today.

He’s no shame.

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dobmisterdobster
4 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Another publicity stunt addressing the Ukrainian Parliament today.

He’s no shame.

 

Ukraine is a distraction from the more important issue of Cakegate. 🙄

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The Real Maroonblood
3 minutes ago, dobmisterdobster said:

 

Ukraine is a distraction from the more important issue of Cakegate. 🙄

:lol:

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