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"I apologise unreservedly for the offence that it gave up and down the country."

 

I'm sorry you were offended - snidiest apology ever

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The Mighty Thor
Posted
4 minutes ago, Smithee said:

"I apologise unreservedly for the offence that it gave up and down the country."

 

I'm sorry you were offended - snidiest apology ever

ah the classic of this mob.

 

I'm sorry if you were offended. Not sorry for doing it, just sorry it offends you. 

Posted
14 minutes ago, JT1959 said:

13 November was night Cummings was sacked.

There definitely would have been a party that night. 
 

well spotted 

Shooter McGavin
Posted

So Boris apologised for the “impression” the video gave.

 

An absolute farce, good luck finding anybody to adhere to any further restrictions. 

SectionDJambo
Posted
18 minutes ago, JT1959 said:

13 November was night Cummings was sacked.

There's some speculation as to where the video clip came from. Seemingly there may be more to come. 

Cummings' revenge?

The Mighty Thor
Posted
1 hour ago, JT1959 said:

13 November was night Cummings was sacked.

Apparently Carrie Antoinette threw a party to celebrate getting her way. 

 

Her husband can't remember if it happened or not and if it did all rules were followed and he's also sorry if you're offended by it.

Posted
13 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

Apparently Carrie Antoinette threw a party to celebrate getting her way. 

 

Her husband can't remember if it happened or not and if it did all rules were followed and he's also sorry if you're offended by it.

 

:rofl:

The Mighty Thor
Posted
5 minutes ago, Victorian said:

 

:rofl:

Never a truer word.

 

She's leading that goon about by the tossle and what she says goes. 

Posted
24 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

Apparently Carrie Antoinette threw a party to celebrate getting her way. 

 

Her husband can't remember if it happened or not and if it did all rules were followed and he's also sorry if you're offended by it.

Let them eat boosters ! May be their new motto ! 

Posted
2 hours ago, Japan Jambo said:

 

Reform party being tipped to poll well, apparently BoJo and Gove were both planning to campaign. A number of those that would be king are apparently on maneuvers, I suspect defenestration beckons. This is Barnard Castle on steroids. 

Johnson has already been up there - and got booed - but it wasn't shown in the media. 

The Labour candidate has stood down and told everyone to vote Lib Dem. 

If the LibDem / Labour vote holds they won't need any swing from the Tory vote to win the seat. 

Footballfirst
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Baroness Roooff happy to criticise Bojo from the comfort of her ermine cloak

 

 

 

DRoss isn't happy with his boss either.

 

 

Posted
7 minutes ago, Jambo314 said:

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Is this a mock up or an actual photo?

Posted
3 minutes ago, AndyNic said:

 

Is this a mock up or an actual photo?

Couldn't confirm one way or the other but there was music heard playing from the street😉

Posted
2 hours ago, Der Kaiser said:

"I'll ask the cabinet secretary to investigate"

 

"I've investigated it fully. Everything was fine. No rules broken. You may return to watching I'm a Celebrity....."

I thought this was a missed opportunity by KS - 

so far the PM, Deputy PM, The Chairman of the Tory Party and the Cabinet Secretary are all telling the country they don't know what happened and they have never asked anyone in the party what did happen. It beggars belief. 

So it'll all be passed to the Cab Sec (who has no legal powers whatsover and has apparently not even asked a single question until now ) and if he finds any eveidence of wrongdoing it'll be handed to the Met. They're going to investigate themselves and decide if the law was broken. 

 

 

But the Cab Sec will have to power to call allegra Stratton and question her?

 

I'm still asking myself why the Met isn't questioning , for starters, Stratton under caution. 

Posted

Never mind Bojo and his denials/non apologies. The worst is Ermine Ruth saying with a straight face that Torys play with a straight bat😂😂😂😂. Her neck couldn't be marked with a blow torch

manaliveits105
Posted

Well said Ruth a great Scottish politician 

Posted
8 minutes ago, Alex Kintner said:

 

 

There should be a few to follow her.............but I won't hold my breath.

Posted

Allegra has been caught in the boiling chess pit lies and obfuscation of this corrupt government. She was only just in the door. She has done the right thing and resigned. 

ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ
Posted
39 minutes ago, manaliveits105 said:

"Well," said Ruth, "a great Scottish politician"

Ftfy

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If I ever get accused of wrongdoings or even a crime by the Police can I defer the investigation to a person of my choosing?

 

Few days later my Mum could then address the media with "My boy is a lovely boy. He's done nothing wrong and I should know....I'm his Mum. He wouldn't lie to me. This is all just nonsense now away you go"

Posted
29 minutes ago, Alex Kintner said:

 

....and so won't be cooperating with Johnson's "investigation". 

Posted
49 minutes ago, manaliveits105 said:

Well said Ruth a great Scottish politician 

Absolutely and another great advert for our wonderful union. 

 

Shame she's in the Lords, much missed. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Footballfirst said:

Baroness Roooff happy to criticise Bojo from the comfort of her ermine cloak

 

 

 

DRoss isn't happy with his boss either.

 

 

 

 

"As a Tory, I was brought up to believe in playing with a straight bat."  

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 

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An interesting Tweet from Peston - 

 

@BorisJohnson

at #PMQs put his press office in an impossible position by saying he has been “repeatedly assured” there was no Christmas party on 18 Dec, because the party included numerous press office officials - who have to field press questions on whether there was an unlawful party. This is one of the worst conflicts of interest I have ever encountered. If they want to keep their jobs and reputations, official press spokesman have to tell journalists there was no unlawful party. This cannot inspire public trust

Posted
1 hour ago, AndyNic said:

 

Is this a mock up or an actual photo?

 

 

Posted

Bit disappointing with Allegra Stratton.

Was hoping for a Downing Street Garden press conference and the use of some implausible excuses to explain the party.

 

Posted

Talk about brass necks and pot kettle black ! Dearie me 

 

 

 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, manaliveits105 said:

Well said Ruth a great Scottish politician 


Yep. I wish she would lead the Scottish Conservatives again. Done a great job last time and can easily run circles round wee nippy. 

Posted

Just read that Allegra Stratton is married to the political editor of the Spectator and the best man at the wedding was Rishi Sunak.

Wonder if old Dishy Rishi was aware of this party?

Posted
1 minute ago, Costanza said:

Just read that Allegra Stratton is married to the political editor of the Spectator and the best man at the wedding was Rishi Sunak.

Wonder if old Dishy Rishi was aware of this party?

C'mon - they all knew about it. 

The Mighty Thor
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35 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

 

"As a Tory, I was brought up to believe in playing with a straight bat."  

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 

Ah mooth.

 

She probably actually believes that.

 

Posted

Usually its hoped a sacrificial lamb takes the heat off. But she was a minor player in this only providing more evidence a party took place. 

 

The problem seems to be this is just the start with loads of illegal events taking place last year many of which were attended by the Prime Minister. Just need to get the evidence.

 

Far better to come clean now. 

The Mighty Thor
Posted
1 hour ago, Alex Kintner said:

 

Listening to that snivelling bint turn on the water works. Give me a ****ing break love. 

 

You were pissing yourself about it thinking it would never see the light of day.

 

How's that going?

Posted
18 minutes ago, Dazo said:


Yep. I wish she would lead the Scottish Conservatives again. Done a great job last time and can easily run circles round wee nippy. 

😂😂😂😂 Sure she can 😂😂😂😂. That will be why she ran away to the unelected HoL

Posted
Just now, The Mighty Thor said:

Listening to that snivelling bint turn on the water works. Give me a ****ing break love. 

 

You were pissing yourself about it thinking it would never see the light of day.

 

How's that going?

 

Crying only because she was caught.

 

Disgraceful

Posted
8 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said:

C'mon - they all knew about it. 

Well, was being slightly facetious but you do wonder if anyone is going to start asking the main players what they knew.

Currently they are trying to brush this off and hide behind an investigation but the opposition need to keep the heat on and put more of these shysters on the spot.

I still think there is more stuff to come out but whoever is leaking is letting them hang themselves and then dropping more revelations.

Posted
1 hour ago, manaliveits105 said:

Well said Ruth a great Scottish politician 

 

+1

 

Letters are apparently already being sent to Graham Brady. Don't think BoJo survives this.

Posted
9 minutes ago, XB52 said:

😂😂😂😂 Sure she can 😂😂😂😂. That will be why she ran away to the unelected HoL


Laugh all you want she was great for the Scottish tories. 

The Mighty Thor
Posted
6 minutes ago, Japan Jambo said:

 

+1

 

Letters are apparently already being sent to Graham Brady. Don't think BoJo survives this.

I've got 4 for him C N T U 👍

The Mighty Thor
Posted
Just now, Dazo said:


Laugh all you want she was great for the Scottish tories. 

That's a magnificent endorsement. 

 

Dick Campbell is great for Arbroath.

 

He's still not Pep.

Spitonastranger
Posted
33 minutes ago, Dazo said:


Yep. I wish she would lead the Scottish Conservatives again. Done a great job last time and can easily run circles round wee nippy. 

She couldn't the last time and gave up

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