Gundermann Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 5 hours ago, manaliveits105 said: Good to hear she will likely get voted back into parliament at GE and continue to live rent free in the minds of the obsessed on jkb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 2 hours ago, SectionDJambo said: It might have been wise for Sunak to have steered clear of the Angela Rayner accusations by a guy who isn’t confident enough in his information to tell all what she is alleged to have done all those years ago. He could end up looked foolish if the Police, who initially said there was nothing to investigate, come back and repeat that assessment. No doubt, if she is cleared by the Police, the Daily Mail will declare that she has wasted Police time, as they did with Starmer when they went after him and demanded a Police investigation. Politics in the UK is bordering on farce. He could look foolish ? 🤔 The footage of him trying to use a hammer is as pitiful a scene as you’re ever likely to see. People vote for these freaks and still try and pontificate on here ! Deary me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i wish jj was my dad Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 12 hours ago, The Mighty Thor said: Lots of them good old Tory boys will be taking tobacco company dollars. Got to top up the coffers since the Roubles dried up I think that this sums things up quite nicely. I saw the guy from the smokers lobby get his arse handed to him last night on sky news for trying to play the nanny state. The position is indefensible on 2024 but it shows just how few scruples those ****s who voted against it have. Whether Truss is an easily led interweb daftie who got lucky playing the libertarian card at the right time is open to debate but the b'stards pulling her chain certainly know exactly what they are doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/16/liz-truss-quiz-did-she-really-say-that-in-her-book Not that easy to pick the answers. But this book sounds like it should have been throttled at birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 11 minutes ago, Victorian said: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/16/liz-truss-quiz-did-she-really-say-that-in-her-book Not that easy to pick the answers. But this book sounds like it should have been throttled at birth. Not just the book tbf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 2 minutes ago, Gizmo said: Not just the book tbf... True. But I wonder if the memoir is so diabolical that it would actually be worth her still being the PM so that there would be no memoir to write yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 14 minutes ago, Gizmo said: Not just the book tbf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 11 minutes ago, Victorian said: True. But I wonder if the memoir is so diabolical that it would actually be worth her still being the PM so that there would be no memoir to write yet. That truly must be a book of similar potency to that of the Omnibus Edition of Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz's collected poetry, to wish her back into Government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 1 minute ago, Gizmo said: That truly must be a book of similar potency to that of the Omnibus Edition of Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz's collected poetry, to wish her back into Government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 2 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Just now, Ulysses said: Too far, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 2 minutes ago, Gizmo said: That truly must be a book of similar potency to that of the Omnibus Edition of Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz's collected poetry, to wish her back into Government. Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning) As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumbling Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and stipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries. Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! But enough of Lettuce Liz. What did Douglas Adams write? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 2 minutes ago, Victorian said: Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning) As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumbling Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and stipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries. Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! But enough of Lettuce Liz. What did Douglas Adams write? Aw man, it's still fantastic. Adams was a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 7 minutes ago, Gizmo said: Too far, right? No, but this... 4 minutes ago, Victorian said: Oh freddled gruntbuggly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 1 minute ago, Gizmo said: Aw man, it's still fantastic. Adams was a genius. I used to read it on a repeat loop. Must have read it 100 times. Not for many, many years though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 9 minutes ago, Gizmo said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Just now, Victorian said: I used to read it on a repeat loop. Must have read it 100 times. Not for many, many years though. "The word yellow wandered through his mind in seach of something to connect with." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 7 minutes ago, Victorian said: I used to read it on a repeat loop. Must have read it 100 times. Not for many, many years though. Think it's time to queue HH and sequels on the kindle. Been a few years since the last read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 3 minutes ago, Ulysses said: "The word yellow wandered through his mind in seach of something to connect with." Arthur Dent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 1 minute ago, Gizmo said: Think it's time to queue HH and sequels on the kindle. Been a few years since the last read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 27 minutes ago, Victorian said: Arthur Dent? The very same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Just now, Ulysses said: The very same. At the very beginning? I find myself craving half a dozen pints of bitter and several packets of salted peanuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 1 minute ago, Victorian said: At the very beginning? Yep. You've got to build bypasses.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Ah here. For Jaysus sake, they're beyond parody now. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/17/tory-mp-loses-whip-after-claims-he-used-party-funds-to-pay-bad-people?CMP=share_btn_url You. Literally. Could. Not. Make. This. Shit. Up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i wish jj was my dad Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 2 hours ago, Ulysses said: Ah here. For Jaysus sake, they're beyond parody now. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/17/tory-mp-loses-whip-after-claims-he-used-party-funds-to-pay-bad-people?CMP=share_btn_url You. Literally. Could. Not. Make. This. Shit. Up. I'm guessing that this is connected to the Willie Wragg story. The story the whips are so keen to keep quiet. More to come no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 3 hours ago, Ulysses said: Ah here. For Jaysus sake, they're beyond parody now. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/17/tory-mp-loses-whip-after-claims-he-used-party-funds-to-pay-bad-people?CMP=share_btn_url You. Literally. Could. Not. Make. This. Shit. Up. Aye but Angela Rayner though 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 6 hours ago, Ulysses said: Ah here. For Jaysus sake, they're beyond parody now. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/17/tory-mp-loses-whip-after-claims-he-used-party-funds-to-pay-bad-people?CMP=share_btn_url You. Literally. Could. Not. Make. This. Shit. Up. A lesson for ALL MPs to be aware of the dangers of being a slovenly reprobate and having to steal money to save their skins. Ken? Looking forward to his courageous, principled admission after the strenuous refutal runs out of road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehcaley Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 https://news.sky.com/story/mark-menzies-mp-gives-up-tory-whip-following-newspaper-claims-13116735 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Budget bounce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Bring back Boris and join with Reform job done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gundermann Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 15 hours ago, Victorian said: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/16/liz-truss-quiz-did-she-really-say-that-in-her-book Not that easy to pick the answers. But this book sounds like it should have been throttled at birth. From the Metro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Real Maroonblood Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 30 minutes ago, Benny Factor said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 So mark Menzies the latest scandal tory has previous, was involved with a Brazilian male prostitute and drugs in 2014 , was also involved in an incident with giving booze to a dog ,which needed emergency vet treatment, he then scrapped with his mate who was he acused fed the booze to the dog ,charges were dropped . Loads more about him coming out . Seems a right loon . From Irvine wonder if he was related to the late great Irvine jambo . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 UK likely wouldn't get back in even if we wanted too , pissed to many Europeans off I imagine .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 2 hours ago, Mikey1874 said: Budget bounce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 1 hour ago, manaliveits105 said: Bring back Boris and join with Reform job done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 2 hours ago, Mikey1874 said: Budget bounce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 27 minutes ago, ToadKiller Dog said: So mark Menzies the latest scandal tory has previous, was involved with a Brazilian male prostitute and drugs in 2014 , was also involved in an incident with giving booze to a dog ,which needed emergency vet treatment, he then scrapped with his mate who was he acused fed the booze to the dog ,charges were dropped . Loads more about him coming out . Seems a right loon . From Irvine wonder if he was related to the late great Irvine jambo . Did he manage to fit in any work as an MP during this extensive period of being a complete degenerate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 5 minutes ago, Victorian said: Did he manage to fit in any work as an MP during this extensive period of being a complete degenerate? Just watch as like the Wragg mp ,we will be told to feel sorry for him as just being damaged rather than a scoundrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Breaking new records Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 6 hours ago, ehcaley said: https://news.sky.com/story/mark-menzies-mp-gives-up-tory-whip-following-newspaper-claims-13116735 All very dodgey behaviours and as bad as advocating someone “ should have be throttled at birth “ “ every saint has a past and every sinner has a future” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Back to the culture wars. This is insane. Absolutely howling. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68853166 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 15 minutes ago, Victorian said: Back to the culture wars. This is insane. Absolutely howling. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68853166 I could reel off at least half a dozen of the cerebrally challenged on here that would be all for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Victorian said: Back to the culture wars. This is insane. Absolutely howling. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68853166 "There's nothing compassionate about leaving a generation of young people to sit alone in the dark before a flickering screen watching as their dreams slip further from reach every single day," Sunak said." What future and what dreams await many of these young people? Minimum wage jobs in a variety of shitty retail placements or zero-hour contracts with the most egregious slave drivers and **** all chance of ever owning a house? Capitalism is a zero-sum game. Not everyone can escape the crab bucket simply by putting in more effort. What an out-of-touch spoiled prick. Edited April 19 by Gizmo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 I guess this tweet relates to the same speech Slimy as ***k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 34 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said: I could reel off at least half a dozen of the cerebrally challenged on here that would be all for that. No doubt. But until such time that they might unfortunately require a period of health related absence from work. Then find that they cannot rely on the discretion of an independent doctor. They would howl from the rooftops no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 How to cure civil unrest: Make protesting illegal. How to cure homelessness: Make being homeless illegal. How to cure long term sickness absence: Make being disabled illegal . They're totally feckin bonkers. The next election is going to be superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Have they said they will make being disabled illegal or did you just make that up ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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