Hungry hippo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 I reckon she's won him over and tied him up tightly on the bed. As she seductively crawled towards his expectant little hero she looked up sternly to say "so how are you going to update Kickback now"? He's still there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 I guess it must be one of two things. 1) Nothing happened, with the night ending with one tossed Salad. He'll be on later once he's thought up a story to tell us. Or 2) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 They may still be at it, she may have dressed up as a rusty spoon, he could not resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 What a dick. Logging in and not updating. Bad bum aids please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 I guess it must be one of two things. 1) Nothing happened, with the night ending with one tossed Salad. He'll be on later once he's thought up a story to tell us. Or 2) There is a slim chance he may have gone to freshen up and whilst in the bathroom she checked his phone, found this thread, went psycho and ended him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 13, 2016 Author Share Posted August 13, 2016 So, didn't do the deed last night. Twice this morning now I am in no way boasting because I more than surprised myself. Bonus points to her for dropping me off outside the Barras. Now experiencing the VIP treatment at the world's. Life is pretty good today Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo316 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 There is a slim chance he may have gone to freshen up and whilst in the bathroom she checked his phone, found this thread, went psycho and ended him. #prayforsaladfingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Praise be!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 So, didn't do the deed last night. Twice this morning now I am in no way boasting because I more than surprised myself. Bonus points to her for dropping me off outside the Barras. Now experiencing the VIP treatment at the world's. Life is pretty good today Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk I retract my bad bum aids comment. All is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Didn't do the deed last night?? Booooo. Should've been twice last night and twice this morning!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 13, 2016 Author Share Posted August 13, 2016 You logged into JKB while you were inbetween shags...didn't you? I did try to update when she was at the lavvy but her room is directly across from the toilet and I didn't want to look suspect Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 First jkb wedding. I hope to **** all those who contributed to advice on this thread get invited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) So, didn't do the deed last night. Twice this morning now I am in no way boasting because I more than surprised myself. Bonus points to her for dropping me off outside the Barras. Now experiencing the VIP treatment at the world's. Life is pretty good today Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk And kudos on injecting two doses of Jambo in her this morning Edited August 13, 2016 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 We need details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Good man. Slightly forgiven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Lecter Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 JKB at it's finest here lads Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 JKB at it's finest here lads Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk This thread has restored my faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Happy Happy Days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Did she look anything like Margot Robbie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hasselhoff Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 While in the middle of the act, I bet you thought of JKB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 While in the middle of the act, I bet you thought of JKB! and Pie...lots of Pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 It was obviously on his mind or he wouldn't have tried to update us before round 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Tried to update us inbetween incredible.. just got his end away and his first thought is to send a message to a bunch of strangers who have been chanting his name all night on a forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Just to clear things up, is this the steak pie woman or someone different? I'm a bit lost. Sent from my VF-895N using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Photos or it didn't happen :'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 At last. Twice on a Saturday morning but not even one on a Friday? Some of the phrases and expressions used on this thread will live a long life! Pleased for the boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo316 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Tynecastle do great weddings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Tynecastle do great weddings Wonder what the meal would be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 When's the sequel SF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Is it just me who's anticipating a twist to this tale and Salad is going to reveal he's met up with steak pie lady at the pipe band championship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tackle Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Brilliant thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Is it just me who's anticipating a twist to this tale and Salad is going to reveal he's met up with steak pie lady at the pipe band championship? Dirty bassa is probably already planning a three way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 You still meeting her again tonight Salad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Is it me or is there an almost identical thread about the build up to a blind date in classics but without the online dating bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Is this a classic yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Is this a classic yet? No too early for that, the classics tend to get forgotten about and this thread still has plenty life in it yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Fair enough. Question is, does Fishy Fingers have plenty life in him yet after this mornings double pump? Needs to visit the other bursd and get a nice Fray Bentos down him to build up his energy for tonights session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) Needs to visit the other bursd and get a nice Fray Bentos down him to build up his energy for tonights session. Fray bentos Actually some tears flowed there haha Edited August 13, 2016 by chester copperpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Needs to visit the other bursd and get a nice Fray Bentos down him to build up his energy for tonights session. Fray Bentos Blast from the past. That's what my dad used to call Juventus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 13, 2016 Author Share Posted August 13, 2016 So, ended up smashed at the world's however she is coming to pick me up. Definite round 3 on the go tonight Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 So, ended up smashed at the world's however she is coming to pick me up. Definite round 3 on the go tonight Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Aye right you'll get back to hers mumble some incoherent pish, puke up then fall asleep in a cupboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Aye right you'll get back to hers mumble some incoherent pish, puke up then fall asleep in a cupboard There's no danger that isnt based on personal experience.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 There's no danger that isnt based on personal experience.... We're not here to talk about me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Dinnae drink anymore or you'll have to prop it up with some matchsticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 We're not here to talk about me I refer you to an article taken from a prestigious educational journal 3) Use personal experience and true personal stories to engage students (modeling). I am excited when students speak in their non-native language, but the topic we?re learning needs to be addressed as well. To avoid making students feel inadequate or like they do not know anything about the topic, I use my personal life as a model. This gives students true examples for the conversation, and that makes a difference. By opening up with real-life stories that relate to the conversation topic, I pique students? attention and they talk more about their personal lives in the class conversation. They are more engaged and connect to each other. The modeling makes them feel more comfortable, and they cannot be wrong because they are talking about their own experiences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 I'm really glad it all turned out well for our salad fingers and got his his Nat king Cole with the second bursd, but, I would keep the first ones details, I'm at an age where a gid steak pie would seal the deal!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Bagpipes strikes again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 I refer you to an article taken from a prestigious educational journal 3) Use personal experience and true personal stories to engage students (modeling). I am excited when students speak in their non-native language, but the topic we?re learning needs to be addressed as well. To avoid making students feel inadequate or like they do not know anything about the topic, I use my personal life as a model. This gives students true examples for the conversation, and that makes a difference. By opening up with real-life stories that relate to the conversation topic, I pique students? attention and they talk more about their personal lives in the class conversation. They are more engaged and connect to each other. The modeling makes them feel more comfortable, and they cannot be wrong because they are talking about their own experiences. Oh here you go with your fancy journals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 So, ended up smashed at the world's however she is coming to pick me up. Definite round 3 on the go tonight Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Hope you had a great day, the brother in law is a piper for Field Marshall Montgomery. Hope you have an even better evening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Viewed this thread for a couple of days but not looked at it since Thursday night. Checked tonight, 269 unread posts! Congratulations SF, you are probably too busy to read this just now Thanks to the many posters who have made me LOL. This will no doubt end up in the classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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