Craigieboy Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Being asked in the bank if I have had an account review recently. I like them to do as I asked, speak about the weather then I **** off out of it. I don't want to speak to people about other products. In fact, I don't really want to speak to them at all. Just process the cheques bitch! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Going to the supermarket in your lunch hour only to find it is overly populated by a)the elderly b)the unemployed What the feck are you folk doing here making the queue's overly long when you could come back at any time! Why 1230 in the afternoon? **** off! You can get the evening news delivered! And anyway, its only 3 hours since you finished the morning paper. Gets right on my tits. Also, big issue sellers that are foreign. they'd be on the first flight back ! If you're going to move country then make sure you're not a drain on their society. Only in Britain.....the aussies are far more clued up. While i'm at it. How come people (the irish in particular as i have a few irish mates that do this) dont know the difference between "there" and "their". They all just use "there" all the time. Is this a failing in the irish school system? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 ignorant people when your are out shopping, walking around and all of a sudden they STOP dead in the tracks and you walk into them and they look at you as if it was your fault....... drivers looking at you when you use the bus lanes out of hours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 While i'm at it. How come people (the irish in particular as i have a few irish mates that do this) dont know the difference between "there" and "their". They all just use "there" all the time. Is this a failing in the irish school system? One of my pet hates about JKB. Makes some look like an uneducated bunch of hobos. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 People who say "its a mute point". Halfwits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarhead Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Ah, but do you call it the Stadio Olimpio or the Olympic Stadium? Surely the same thing? Good question, I suppose it would depend on which stadium it was and what it is commonly known as, for example, I would always call Munichs old ground The Olympic Stadium. I was reminded today of something that has me shaking with rage. Those Pride of Scotland shops that sell tartan tat. If that wasn't bad enough they have that awful synthetic bagpipe music blasting out of speakers placed outside the shop. Edit- spooky coincidence. I've just noticed another thread on the same subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Folk that sit in the fast lane of the motorway when they have no reason to be there. If your not doing the speed limit or your not in the process of overtaking someone yourself, what right do you have to be in the fast lane? Folk with poor lane discipline / awareness deserve to be undertaken IMO. Agree with your post Erik, but have to be a pedant and clarify that it is not a 'fast' lane, but an 'overtaking' lane, and that is all it should be used for, unless there is not a safe distance between motors to pull back over. I can't believe how so many car drivers seem to very rarely/never check around them when going at 50mph plus in a heavy, potentially lethal machine on uneven roads with loads of other traffic. The amount of rubber in contact with tarmac at high speed is tiny. Yet I bet if they were flying a wee Cessna, at half of the car's weight, going at 120/30 mph in an almost empty sky, they'd be scanning all over the shop. Another hate of mine are otherwise nice girls who bore folk senseless in mixed company, going on about how 'fit' guys are all the time. They do not like it if a chap offers the company his opinion on tidies, wee, big, and even ginger or 8-pint plus, who pass by on a regular basis. Somehow we are leches, pervs etc, yet they are 'confident', 'self-assured' etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrible Trio Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 people that hang about like vultures at the reductions bit at sainsburys, as soon as an item is about to be placed on the shelf they just about fall over each other trying to get it The greedy greedy bastads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 people that hang about like vultures at the reductions bit at sainsburys, as soon as an item is about to be placed on the shelf they just about fall over each other trying to get it The greedy greedy bastads Especially the low-life beatch in Meadowbank Sainsbury's who buy up all of the reduced Pizza Express quality pizzas in their entirety to freeze them. You'll get yours, fatty. Fatty, fatty, boom-boom. She's up to same game at Piershill Morrisons, like a ****ing hovering polis helicopter with an infrared camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Oyster Catchers. And Cybermen. They are mean b@stards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanB Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Oyster Catchers. And Cybermen. They are mean b@stards Just for you... You can come out from behind the couch now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 people that hang about like vultures at the reductions bit at sainsburys, as soon as an item is about to be placed on the shelf they just about fall over each other trying to get it The greedy greedy bastads Try doing those reductions mate! At Xmas its like open warfare! Its the same crew every night too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted June 9, 2008 Author Share Posted June 9, 2008 People wearing trainers with suits on the way to work. Surely you can manage to walk from the bus/car/train/helicopter to your office in your work shoes. It is bad enough when women do it but I can't help but laugh when blokes do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Just for you... You can come out from behind the couch now. Everybody else is ****-scared of Cybermen just that they wont admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 People who put their feet up on the seats on the bus. Selfish so and so's, hope they det paid back in kind with some nice chewing gum or dog poo on their pants see how they like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 The Stone Roses are a terrible band. Their popularity annoys me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markie Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 ignorant people when your are out shopping, walking around and all of a sudden they STOP dead in the tracks and you walk into them and they look at you as if it was your faultQUOTE] I hate this, happens a lot in Asda Jewel and when I get annoyed my other half just says, you could have walked round!! If your going to stop make sure no one's about to walk into you, not hard, unless your a hobo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Women who stand at the bus stop for 10 minutes. The bus comes. They get on. They THEN lift their handbag up. They THEN fumble about for their purse. They THEN open their purse. They THEN fumble about for money. They THEN have the entire bus looking at them with a look of disgust. This is a 'women only' trait as far as I have seen. Anyone know why...............? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 The Stone Roses are a terrible band. Their popularity annoys me. You annoy me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 People that use the word where instead of were. Where you out last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Women who stand at the bus stop for 10 minutes.The bus comes. They get on. They THEN lift their handbag up. They THEN fumble about for their purse. They THEN open their purse. They THEN fumble about for money. They THEN have the entire bus looking at them with a look of disgust. This is a 'women only' trait as far as I have seen. Anyone know why...............? I noticed this while I was on a checkout at work on Sunday. Men will have everything out and ready. Women faff about for days getting cards etc out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 People that use the word where instead of were. Where you out last night? Yes, I was over their, were where you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 People who chew food/gum with their mouths open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argyjambo Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Old people/families/fat Ar**d women who meander round supermarkets at 1 mile per hour or block the aisles casually chatting to their pals really get me "beeling". You know what you want & where to get it but your progress is dictated by the terminally stupid. Fit machine guns to the trolleys I say! The same also applies in a busy Princes Street or when leaving a match at tynecastle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Old people/families/fat Ar**d women who meander round supermarkets at 1 mile per hour or block the aisles casually chatting to their pals really get me "beeling". You know what you want & where to get it but your progress is dictated by the terminally stupid. Fit machine guns to the trolleys I say! The same also applies in a busy Princes Street or when leaving a match at tynecastle. Old people go to supermarkets to socialise. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrible Trio Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Try doing those reductions mate! At Xmas its like open warfare! Its the same crew every night too. yip, and we all know who they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam01 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 When the bus/train is packed and somebody is sitting in one seat and using the other for their bag. was going to say the same thing. This is incredibly obnoxious and it puts you in a very awkward situation as you know they're an unsociable idiot, so you don't bother asking them to move their bag. Incredibly annoying considering train ticket prices these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 I hate womens handbags i.e. 'here bird where are the house keys?' 'they are in my handbag' que 4 hours of rummaging through the bottom-less pit that is a handbag, pushing aside all manner of ****e (do you really have to have a meals worth of food in your bag at any one time?) and never actually finding the goddamn keys. I always end up handing it back for the lady to dip her paw in and pull them out instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Finding the music i grew up with and loved on a "DAD ROCK!" compilation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley_ Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 The words "hobo" and "yam". Was there ever a time when they were even remotely funny? "LOL". Hate it. Especially when you have a conversation with someone on MSN and they use it in every sentence or they just reply with "LOL" because they have nothing better to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 I don't even know what half of these 'lol' things mean like 'ROFL' Get ****ed just use normal words you spanner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 "LOL". Hate it. Especially when you have a conversation with someone on MSN and they use it in every sentence or they just reply with "LOL" because they have nothing better to say. Now that's seriously bugging. My solution is not to have MSN conversations. Should anyone use such abbreviations in emails & web posts, I reserve the right to ignore them completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Now that's seriously bugging. My solution is not to have MSN conversations. Should anyone use such abbreviations in emails & web posts, I reserve the right to ignore them completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Doog Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 People bragging about how bright their kids are. If my friends / family / workmates, etc. are to be believed then all their offspring are destined to be the next Bill Gates. Only stopping en-route to pick up the coveted Junior Mastremind title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 People bragging about how bright their kids are. If my friends / family / workmates, etc. are to be believed then all their offspring are destined to be the next Bill Gates. Only stopping en-route to pick up the coveted Junior Mastremind title. Meh I've got too of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 People bragging about how bright their kids are. If my friends / family / workmates, etc. are to be believed then all their offspring are destined to be the next Bill Gates. Only stopping en-route to pick up the coveted Junior Mastremind title. It gets worse when they are talking about grandkids. My work involves dealing with retired people - every single one of their grandkids are running ibm/bank of england/america/top lawyers etc. oh really, where did they inherit their intelligence from thicko's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Doog Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 It gets worse when they are talking about grandkids. My work involves dealing with retired people - every single one of their grandkids are running ibm/bank of england/america/top lawyers etc. oh really, where did they inherit their intelligence from thicko's? Spot on buddy, that's exactly the type I'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 It gets worse when they are talking about grandkids. My work involves dealing with retired people - every single one of their grandkids are running ibm/bank of england/america/top lawyers etc. oh really, where did they inherit their intelligence from thicko's? My Nanny thinks the sun shines out of my @rse and im nout special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 ...sorry, Cigaro. Did you say something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 My current one is adverts that come on about 5 minutes after a programme has started or straight after the opening credits. Also programmes which show the opening credits about 20 minutes after it has started. And the Moonpig ad is getting on my chesticles just now as well mainly because I can't get the voice singing "Moonpig" out of my head. Sorry, I've no bus, car or grammar gripes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 My current one is adverts that come on about 5 minutes after a programme has started or straight after the opening credits. Also programmes which show the opening credits about 20 minutes after it has started. And the Moonpig ad is getting on my chesticles just now as well mainly because I can't get the voice singing "Moonpig" out of my head. Sorry, I've no bus, car or grammar gripes. Also, on the Moonpig add, she moves the mouse up towards the top right of the screen, yet the pointer goes down to the bottom left of the screen! I hate that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 My current one is adverts that come on about 5 minutes after a programme has started or straight after the opening credits. Also programmes which show the opening credits about 20 minutes after it has started. And the Moonpig ad is getting on my chesticles just now as well mainly because I can't get the voice singing "Moonpig" out of my head. Sorry, I've no bus, car or grammar gripes. Was it just me or was there a ****ing advert for some betting company DURING the football earlier this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Plum duncans that wear cords & brown shoes. Fwah, Bwah, Har, Har. *******s. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted June 12, 2008 Author Share Posted June 12, 2008 People bragging about how bright their kids are. If my friends / family / workmates, etc. are to be believed then all their offspring are destined to be the next Bill Gates. Only stopping en-route to pick up the coveted Junior Mastremind title. Yeah I really hate hearing about people's kids constantly sorry but it is far from interesting. 'Jonny got a gold star at school' 'Really I just did a steaming rancid jobbie that took me 20 minutes to squeeze out, can Jonny do that?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted June 12, 2008 Author Share Posted June 12, 2008 People that use 'O' instead of zero like 'My car rego is ABC1'O'3. They are not the same thing! Do you get me? Hard one to explain and yes I admit extremely pedantic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Yeah I really hate hearing about people's kids constantly sorry but it is far from interesting. 'Jonny got a gold star at school' 'Really I just did a steaming rancid jobbie that took me 20 minutes to squeeze out, can Jonny do that?' What a comeback line, their face would be a picture!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 People that use 'O' instead of zero like 'My car rego is ABC1'O'3. They are not the same thing! Do you get me? Hard one to explain and yes I admit extremely pedantic! Are you going soft? It's not hard at all. It's as easy as explaining that I, the letter, and 1, the number, are different things. Mind you, hearing it done doesn't do anything to my spleen. I merely pity those fools and offer up a little prayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 What a comeback line, their face would be a picture!! But my Jonny can squeeze one out in 15 minutes. So there. Nyah, nyah, na, na, nah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted June 12, 2008 Author Share Posted June 12, 2008 Are you going soft? It's not hard at all. It's as easy as explaining that I, the letter, and 1, the number, are different things. Mind you, hearing it done doesn't do anything to my spleen. I merely pity those fools and offer up a little prayer. Glad you feel my pain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboTron Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 When boarding a plan, why not let window seat people on first, then centre, then aisle. I hate having to wait as one person in the aisle seat blocks the passageway, holding up everyone else!! ,and then theres the hand luggage debate previously mentioned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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