Maple Leaf Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Well as I predicted the other day, I'd be on here on the 24 September to say that I've lived through yet another 'end of the world' biblical 'fake news' prophecy pish. I wonder what excuses the brainwashed fools will come up with to explain why they got it wrong, yet again. There are two consistencies with the end of the world predictions. One, they are always wrong and, two, they always have an excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Really thought this was the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Really thought this was the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Really thought this was the one. Hope you did not do anything silly like , sell your house, and blow it all on booze and women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Hope you did not do anything silly like , sell your house, and blow it all on booze and women. Yup, and the rest of his money he just squandered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Yup, and the rest of his money he just squandered. See those doomsday sayers , lot to answer for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonfoda Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Seems we all misunderstood what David Meade the Christian wacko who said the world was going to end Saturday past. Turns out it's 21 October instead, but it may not be the end as he's now said ?It is possible at the end of October we may be about to enter into the seven-year Tribulation period, to be followed by a Millennium of peace,? Meade was quoted as saying by the Sunday Express. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/end-of-world-still-coming-soon-christian-numerologists-say-it-was-just-postponed/ar-AAsqa7C?li=AAnZ9Ug "A millennium of peace" so doesn't that mean the world isn't going to end for at least another 1000 years, pity none of us will be around to see if he's right or wrong. So we have went from the end of the World will happen on the 23rd September to the possibly, maybe, perhaps, could be the beginning of the seven-year Tribulation followed by a Millennium of peace. Now that's what I call backtracking on a biblical scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Good point. It will happen one day but when?? Almost immediately, in geological time. Which means somewhere between tomorrow and 10-20k years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted October 9, 2017 Author Share Posted October 9, 2017 Next prediction in October 15th .... apparently! http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/08/the-end-of-the-world-is-coming-again-this-time-its-on-october-15-6984608/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Next prediction in October 15th .... apparently! http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/08/the-end-of-the-world-is-coming-again-this-time-its-on-october-15-6984608/ So he's changed the date yet again, first it was the 23 September, then the 21 October now it's the 15 October. Looking out my window I can see this big dark blob in the sky, so maybe it's true about this planet X thing. Oh forget that, it's ok, it's bird crap on the window, a bit like Meade and his predictions, crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Predicting natural disasters and war in the next 7 years. This guy knows what's what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 8 hours ago, Mauricio Pinilla said: Predicting natural disasters and war in the next 7 years. This guy knows what's what. Also predicting the sun to rise in the east? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Doomed i tell ya, doooomed .. lol; Asteroid 2012 TC4 to pass ‘damn close’ to Earth tomorrow TELEGRAPH.CO.UK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 FFS do they not give up? https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/techandscience/armageddon-via-imaginary-planet-has-been-pushed-back-—-yet-again-—-to-november/ar-AAubhTO?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=mailsignout Instead of making fools of themselves would they just not be better saying 'The Earth will end one day' that way they have got to be right, eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted November 13, 2017 Author Share Posted November 13, 2017 On 29/10/2017 at 11:44, Jambo-Jimbo said: FFS do they not give up? https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/techandscience/armageddon-via-imaginary-planet-has-been-pushed-back-—-yet-again-—-to-november/ar-AAubhTO?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=mailsignout Instead of making fools of themselves would they just not be better saying 'The Earth will end one day' that way they have got to be right, eventually. Less than a week to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 On 10/29/2017 at 11:44, Jambo-Jimbo said: FFS do they not give up? https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/techandscience/armageddon-via-imaginary-planet-has-been-pushed-back-—-yet-again-—-to-november/ar-AAubhTO?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=mailsignout Instead of making fools of themselves would they just not be better saying 'The Earth will end one day' that way they have got to be right, eventually. Not necessarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Mauricio Pinilla said: Not necessarily. 5 Billion years is when our sun will vaporise the Earth, so they reckon. https://phys.org/news/2015-02-sun-wont-die-billion-years.html I think there's a fair chance I won't be around to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Jambo_in_Hamilton said: Less than a week to go Sunday 19 November, just hope we haven't paid for the new stand. Edited November 13, 2017 by Jambo-Jimbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: 5 Billion years is when our sun will vaporise the Earth, so they reckon. https://phys.org/news/2015-02-sun-wont-die-billion-years.html I think there's a fair chance I won't be around to see it. There's a possibility that a black hole collision will create a temporal warp which will engulf Earth and keep it in stasis forever. I should know, I've just watched the whole first series of Star Trek Voyager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, redjambo said: There's a possibility that a black hole collision will create a temporal warp which will engulf Earth and keep it in stasis forever. I should know, I've just watched the whole first series of Star Trek Voyager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Got a long way to go before you get to the good bit (Jeri Ryan). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 On 29/10/2017 at 11:44, Jambo-Jimbo said: FFS do they not give up? https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/techandscience/armageddon-via-imaginary-planet-has-been-pushed-back-—-yet-again-—-to-november/ar-AAubhTO?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=mailsignout Instead of making fools of themselves would they just not be better saying 'The Earth will end one day' that way they have got to be right, eventually. Media outlets are always falling over themselves to put out this kind of clickbait. It's just rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 7 hours ago, Jam Tarts 1874 said: Media outlets are always falling over themselves to put out this kind of clickbait. It's just rubbish. Just like this lot. The woman at the end, there are literally no words................... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/41973119/why-do-people-still-think-the-earth-is-flat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 5 hours ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: Just like this lot. The woman at the end, there are literally no words................... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/41973119/why-do-people-still-think-the-earth-is-flat Bizarrely, this Flat Earth theory is getting popular again - it has followers all around the globe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, redjambo said: Bizarrely, this Flat Earth theory is getting popular again - it has followers all around the globe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 24 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: An old joke, J-J, but I couldn't resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 3 hours ago, redjambo said: Bizarrely, this Flat Earth theory is getting popular again - it has followers all around the globe! Odd since it's been disproven to the corners of the earth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ugly American said: Odd since it's been disproven to the corners of the earth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted June 17, 2020 Author Share Posted June 17, 2020 https://themindunleashed.com/2020/06/new-reading-of-mayan-calendar-suggests-that-the-end-of-the-world-is-this-weekend.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Natural Orders said: https://themindunleashed.com/2020/06/new-reading-of-mayan-calendar-suggests-that-the-end-of-the-world-is-this-weekend.html Cool, give me all your money then, you won't be needing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Natural Orders said: https://themindunleashed.com/2020/06/new-reading-of-mayan-calendar-suggests-that-the-end-of-the-world-is-this-weekend.html Whit! Nae question mark! ❓ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Natural Orders said: https://themindunleashed.com/2020/06/new-reading-of-mayan-calendar-suggests-that-the-end-of-the-world-is-this-weekend.html Oh they mis-read the last 'end of the world' prediction. I'll add that to the other 80 or so 'end of the world' predictions which have been mis-read in my lifetime so far. I'll make my own prediction and that is when the end of the world doesn't happen this week-end, you'll get some crackpot scientist come out and say something along the lines of, we mis-read the meaning or the message, it wasn't 2012 or 2020 it was 2022 or some other random date. File under total pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 When Trump loses the election and decides he didn't, will be closest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Natural Orders said: https://themindunleashed.com/2020/06/new-reading-of-mayan-calendar-suggests-that-the-end-of-the-world-is-this-weekend.html Do you believe this? Serious question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 41 minutes ago, ri Alban said: When Trump loses the election and decides he didn't, will be closest. There was a documentary the other week on Sky, it was about Nostradamus, it was on in the background but I wasn't really watching it. Anyway they'd been on about the anti-christ being the great deceiver etc etc and he would hearld the begining of the end of days, and one of Nostradamus' predictions said something like It'll come from the Isle of Scotland or something along those lines, and I thought the Isle of Scotland, not unless he meant a Scottish Island. Trump's mother came from a Scottish Island and everyone knows what a complete liar and deceiver he is. I had a wee look for the rest of the prediction but didn't find it, just to see what else it said and see if it could be matched to Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted June 17, 2020 Author Share Posted June 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Horatio Caine said: Do you believe this? Serious question. No but no one knows when the end of the world will be so they might be right or they might be wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: There was a documentary the other week on Sky, it was about Nostradamus, it was on in the background but I wasn't really watching it. Anyway they'd been on about the anti-christ being the great deceiver etc etc and he would hearld the begining of the end of days, and one of Nostradamus' predictions said something like It'll come from the Isle of Scotland or something along those lines, and I thought the Isle of Scotland, not unless he meant a Scottish Island. Trump's mother came from a Scottish Island and everyone knows what a complete liar and deceiver he is. I had a wee look for the rest of the prediction but didn't find it, just to see what else it said and see if it could be matched to Trump. The bit in bold embarrasses most people who live up here in Lewis. I think it was his great grandfather lived on the same Croft I live on se it really embarrasses the wife as the Croft had always been in her father's family since the beginning of crofting up here. In short, she is related to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 hour ago, superjack said: The bit in bold embarrasses most people who live up here in Lewis. I think it was his great grandfather lived on the same Croft I live on se it really embarrasses the wife as the Croft had always been in her father's family since the beginning of crofting up here. In short, she is related to him. Oh, I'd think there will be quite a few folks related to Trump on Lewis, such was Island life back in the day. Fortunately Mrs JJ doesn't seem to be one of them, not that I've discovered anyway. She is however a direct descendant from one of the original families from the Lemreway clearance in 1843, Murdo MacDonald and his family plus another 17 other families were kicked of the land to make way for sheep, they later settled at Crossbost and then Lochs. She is also a direct descendant of 'Tormod Buidhe', not the MacDonald one (first hit on google) but the MacKenzie chappy of Calbost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: Oh, I'd think there will be quite a few folks related to Trump on Lewis, such was Island life back in the day. Fortunately Mrs JJ doesn't seem to be one of them, not that I've discovered anyway. She is however a direct descendant from one of the original families from the Lemreway clearance in 1843, Murdo MacDonald and his family plus another 17 other families were kicked of the land to make way for sheep, they later settled at Crossbost and then Lochs. She is also a direct descendant of 'Tormod Buidhe', not the MacDonald one (first hit on google) but the MacKenzie chappy of Calbost. We only found out about her being a distant relative at the end of 2018. There were a lot of stories about the iolaire as it was coming up to the centenary of the tragedy happening. There was a story in a sunday paper, possibly the post, about donald trumps great uncle who was on the iolaire. It gave the address, it was ours (there is 3 houses on our croft, all from the father in laws family). That's when the penny dropped. The father in laws grand father was also a part of the land riots in point at the start of the 20th century, got 9 months inside. I can't remember what it was called, but there was a great book about the land clearances and the riots, I will need to have a look in the in laws house for it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted June 19, 2020 Author Share Posted June 19, 2020 another source saying Sunday 😮 https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1297883/End-of-the-world-2020-June-21-eclipse-Mayan-calendar-prediction/amp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 On 17/06/2020 at 11:23, Natural Orders said: No but no one knows when the end of the world will be so they might be right or they might be wrong No, they're wrong. 2 hours ago, Natural Orders said: another source saying Sunday 😮 https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1297883/End-of-the-world-2020-June-21-eclipse-Mayan-calendar-prediction/amp Wait, 2 sources?! 🤯 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 hours ago, Natural Orders said: another source saying Sunday 😮 https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1297883/End-of-the-world-2020-June-21-eclipse-Mayan-calendar-prediction/amp Same source, just a different media outlet running the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 9 hours ago, Natural Orders said: another source saying Sunday 😮 https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1297883/End-of-the-world-2020-June-21-eclipse-Mayan-calendar-prediction/amp Can they make it after tea time, me and my son have a boat booked for a Fathers day fishing trip, cheers👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 On 19/06/2020 at 04:13, Natural Orders said: another source saying Sunday 😮 https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1297883/End-of-the-world-2020-June-21-eclipse-Mayan-calendar-prediction/amp Well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 7 hours ago, ri Alban said: Well... Indeed, still waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: Indeed, still waiting. It would be good to know what time to expect this so I can decide to make Sunday dinner or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Tazio said: It would be good to know what time to expect this so I can decide to make Sunday dinner or not. It's here now as I speak, the end of the world has come................well for some on the terrace it is with the latest news on who our next manager could be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: It's here now as I speak, the end of the world has come................well for some on the terrace it is with the latest news on who our next manager could be. I sew sew that, it'll armageddon according to some😅😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: It's here now as I speak, the end of the world has come................well for some on the terrace it is with the latest news on who our next manager could be. They’ll be sobbing into their King Billy tea towels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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