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Guest Bilel Mohsni

 

 

Will be an expert at perving on perma-tanned bursds IMO.

 

It would absolutely account for some of the incredible contestants. :lol:

 

 

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Indeed, from my desk at work I can see 3 or 4 girls that are better looking than any of those posted above!

 

looking around me here , I can see 3 or 4 blokes better looking

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Guest GhostHunter

looking around me here , I can see 3 or 4 blokes better looking

 

How is the new job at the Morgue going ?

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She'll be lucky if she doesn't end up in someone's burger

 

It's comments like this that make threads like these classics, laughed my ass off, lol

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Franklin Delano Bluth

Page 3 idol is a much better competition

 

That's the SPL, this is the First Division.

 

Edit: Maybe Second or Thord Division really.

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We should be happy that there's at least some variety to the contestants. Check out the Miss Korea competition.

 

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::troll:::'>

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Those Korean birds have all clearly had plastic surgery. A few (i.e most of) of the Miss Scotland final 30 should take note.

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J.T.F.Robertson

A Mhairi for me, a Mhairi for me. If you're no' a Mhairi yir nae use ti me. :rolleyes:

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Doctor FinnBarr

Stampy still comes up when you search for phil stamp on google :rofl:

 

I know, but not in that top 10 blue dress tho

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Arthur Morgan

Page 3 idol is a much better competition

Gershwin has it right. These competitions are ridiculous anyway but they're confusing beauty with being really good (ahem) at giving yourself a voluminous doo (extensions essential) and slathering on a lot of fake tan and cosmetics.

 

Some of them just look utterly ridiculous but that 'look' is nothing you can't find on George Street or any other city on a Saturday night.

 

Strip it back I say. If they insist on doing these competitions let's do it honestly and scrub their faces first. That'll sort the wheat from the chaff.

 

Good posts :thumbsup:

 

Oh, and Mhairi Ferguson is defo my winner :wub:

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Sergio Garcia

Kirstie Smith is the winner for me. Fair play they all look ten times better than their previous photos.

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Snake Plissken

Nah, just true.

 

It is to be fair, and entirely deliberate on their part.

 

There's a million ways to be ugly in Korea but only one or two ways to be beautiful.

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Cairneyhill Jambo

Jamey Bowers, 23, from Edinburgh

 

 

SHE SAYS: ?I?m pretty talented. I can bark like a dog and gurgle like a baby.?

 

:vrwow:

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Maroon Sailor

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Same bit of totty - different hairstyle

 

I think she'll walk it

 

 

 

Nothing like a bit of variety in these beauty contests is there ?

 

 

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Half of those will be dudes ... Miss Korea Russian Roulette ... pick the wrong one and you get an unwanted shooting all over your face :(

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Snake Plissken

Half of those will be dudes ... Miss Korea Russian Roulette ... pick the wrong one and you get an unwanted shooting all over your face :(

 

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This thread just reminded me of this:

 

 

I wonder what kind of geniuses there are amongst the Scottish contingent?

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Jamey Bowers, 23, from Edinburgh

 

 

SHE SAYS: ?I?m pretty talented. I can bark like a dog and gurgle like a baby.?

 

:vrwow:

 

looks like andy drivers pulled a fast one leavin her over here while he makes some cash in america! im sure he will be facepalming at those comments!

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Franklin Delano Bluth

looks like andy drivers pulled a fast one leavin her over here while he makes some cash in america! im sure he will be facepalming at those comments!

 

I don't think Andy will be missing her much.

 

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Snake Plissken

How long you been waiting to use that one Snake?

 

From the moment I found it.

 

I shall have to ration its use carefully...

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BoJack Horseman

From the moment I found it.

 

I shall have to ration its use carefully...

 

Aye, 'cause that answers his question.

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I don't think Andy will be missing her much.

 

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The Texans have just completed their 2013-2014 draft for cheerleaders. All I can say is, oofftt ;)

 

Looking forward to a bit of stalking before and after the game from our corporate box...

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Fake nails are one of the abominations of our age. Ladies, please don't bother.

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Guest GhostHunter

I don't think Andy will be missing her much.

 

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I could look at that all day.

 

In fact, I may very well do just that...

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The Great Khali

Fake nails are one of the abominations of our age. Ladies, please don't bother.

 

Acceptable if your good lady tickles or scratches your back IMO.

 

******* love being tickled.

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Dr. Bapswent

Acceptable if your good lady tickles or scratches your back IMO.

 

******* love being tickled.

 

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