moogsy Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Here's the final 30 girls. http://www.thescotti...-shortlist.html :vrface: My Word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Here's the final 30 girls. http://www.thescotti...-shortlist.html :vrface: That list makes a mockery of the whole competition. Did they get folk from the Royal Blind School to judge that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 My Word. I was going to post the ugly ones on this thread; I gave up when my browser looked like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I was going to post the ugly ones on this thread; I gave up when my browser looked like this... :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 This one is 23 apparently. Got her fingerprints taken 5 minutes later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serj Tankian Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Pock marked skin and khaki coloured teeth are not the way forward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 From the state of the final 30, I assume this is that "Miss Burns Unit Scotland" contest. ALL of them seem to have had major reconstructive facial surgery at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Here's the final 30 girls. http://www.thescotti...-shortlist.html :vrface: Jamey Bowyers is Drivers bursd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Jamey Bowyers is Drivers bursd. She was crowned 'Miss Universe Edinburgh' in 2010. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Jamey Bowyers is Drivers bursd. Why would anyone enter for a 3rd time having not won it the first two times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 All white/orange then, aye? I've seen tons of beautiful lassies around Scotland, why do none of them enter? The utter delusion that would have to exist for most of them to enter is mind-boggling. That Nicola Joly bursd who won it a few years ago was the last decent Miss Scotland imo... This lot look more Miss Poundland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Jamey Bowyers is Drivers bursd. Had her in a casting in 2010 when I worked in Scotland. She's way better than that picture suggests. Well she was, she now looks like she has dived face first into a vat of cuprinol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 "Snap happy Chrissie sells her photos online" too many jokes in that one line. Taylor Wylie looks like she has actual oranges in her push up bra. For the benefit of any journalists looking in and thinking "hmm, "ignorant hearts fans trash beauties" would be a good story - we know we're not all stunnahs, we don't pretend to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Louise Brown has a lovely rash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Here's the final 30 girls. http://www.thescotti...-shortlist.html :vrface: Incredible. While the god awful photographer and make up have something to do with it, there are some absolute howlers in there. How some of the much nice ones from the original list didn't make it is fairly dubious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Morgan Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 That must be a piss take, surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 All white/orange then, aye? I've seen tons of beautiful lassies around Scotland, why do none of them enter? The utter delusion that would have to exist for most of them to enter is mind-boggling. That Nicola Joly bursd who won it a few years ago was the last decent Miss Scotland imo... This lot look more Miss Poundland. Quick search and this lad came up... :pinilla: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Quick search and this lad came up... :pinilla: She aint aged well, man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Louise Brown has a lovely rash. No a bad tash either, coming through really strong on her right side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Incredible. While the god awful photographer and make up have something to do with it, there are some absolute howlers in there. How some of the much nice ones from the original list didn't make it is fairly dubious. Was just going to point out the photography/styling. ******* amateur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Wonder if Stampy entered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Had her in a casting in 2010 when I worked in Scotland. She's way better than that picture suggests. Well she was, she now looks like she has dived face first into a vat of cuprinol. She still is seriously tidy. Bad photo that to be fair. Think she split up wi Driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I remember seeing pics of Driver's bird and thinking she was really pretty. That pic does nothing for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Here's the final 30 girls. http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/missscotland/missscotland2013/4892464/Nations-most-gorgeous-girls-make-Miss-Scotland-shortlist.html :vrface: Seriously - where in the name of feck did they get that lot from - I'm away to pump the missus, she was right all along I'm lucky to have her !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgie Boys Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 She still is seriously tidy. Bad photo that to be fair. Think she split up wi Driver. Very tidy likes. But wtf is she entering the competition 3 times for? Bizarre, unless she's been told she'll get it this time round, might explain the fecking weird selections! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Very tidy likes. But wtf is she entering the competition 3 times for? Bizarre, unless she's been told she'll get it this time round, might explain the fecking weird selections! **** knows. Winning it would boost her modelling work I suppose. Surely someones told her it's hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 What once has been seen, can never be unseen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 This one is 23 apparently. She looks right up my street. Around my age and filthy in the sack. Here's the final 30 girls. http://www.thescotti...-shortlist.html :vrface: Those 30 have to be a joke. Only 3 or 4 are nice looking. The rest look like extras in that bar in Star Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 This one is 23 apparently. 23 kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_liam06 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Barry chebs on the last one though* *potentially Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Quite a lot of them look really badly photo shopped.. probably by the sun All the ones with the grey background have clearly been 'shopped (badly), some of them seem to have moved half their face down the image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Quite a lot of them look really badly photo shopped.. probably by the sun All the ones with the grey background have clearly been 'shopped (badly), some of them seem to have moved half their face down the image. Most of them look very badly skin-ravaged, probably by the sun-beds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Christ on a bike. The final 30 make the Miss West Lothian mob look top drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I must have the aspect ratio set wrong on my laptop, as most of them appear to have square faces! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 What once has been seen, can never be unseen. What has this got to do with Miss Scotland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 What has this got to do with Miss Scotland? Margeinal relevance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Margeinal relevance. I looked at that for about five minutes, trying to see what it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 This one is 23 apparently. No danger. I'm 24 and she looks at least 20 years older than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 No danger. I'm 24 and she looks at least 20 years older than me She's seen things that would make your toes curl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 No danger. I'm 24 and she looks at least 20 years older than me Proof please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 212 entries verging from the sublime to utterly ridiculous. Is Myra Hindley even Scottish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Margeinal relevance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi Skacel Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I know its not in the general theme of this thread but I did like Nieve Jennings who won it a few years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 EVENING NEWS: Either (a) get off kickback and go and do your job, or ( prove to us that this is not representative by printing a pull-out-and-keep guide to Edinburgh's natural beauties. And we hope you get humped in the Final. 5-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I know its not in the general theme of this thread but I did like Nieve Jennings who won it a few years ago Even so, fake nails. BURSD OF JKB AND THE WORLD: We like women, preferibly at a healthy weight. Otherwise, we like women, not make-up, fake tans, fake nails, fake tits, fake lips or any other shecht. As Christopher Hitchens said: "Men have to make women laugh or they're out of the evolutionary race; why women find them attractive is a mystery to most men as well as most women. Now, women don't have to render themselves in this way; we already find you attractive, thanks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Wow. Just wow. Some of those photos have to have been sent in by mean ex boyfriends. No way are they in it to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 The Only Way is Essex etc. have a LOT to answer for. Then again if you're dumb enough to think it's a good look.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 And why would anybody wanting to win a competition take a crap photo with a phone? At least use a proper camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 This one is 23 apparently. Nigerian passport holder. NAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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