Vlad-Stupid Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Right Lawson, let's be having you Just a light hearted thread away from the Awards where we can all give Lawson pelters. Personally I don't doubt Lawson is in Uraguay but we all know how epic things can get when Shaun is asked to prove something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Proof would certainly end the uncertainty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Im sire he posted some fotos when he forst went over, this is the view from my office, this is the view from my apartment, this is the high street etc etc Im sure somebody posted EXACTLY the same foto of the view from his apartment Edit- it was perhaps a very very similar foto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Lawson, send a letter to a designated Kickbacker. Photo of the student in an envelope with a Montevideo postmark. Seeing as I thought of it, it should probably be to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 The way I propose to end the uncertainty is as follows: 1. A neutral, unimpeachable arbiter is chosen, who commits to relaying to Kickback truthfully and honestly what I send them by PM. 2. I PM this arbiter documents relating to my ongoing residency application here. 3. Said arbiter confirms to Kickback that these documents are what they are (they can always use Google Translate if they're in any doubt about what they say). 4. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Let's get the Wales v Belgium DVD sorted first ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 You could just get aw that shite off google. I saw in the news Gay marriage is nearly legalised, find a tramp willing to do anything for a couple of Uruguayan quid, get married - produce wedding certificate. Easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Well, who is unimpeachable then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 The way I propose to end the uncertainty is as follows: 1. A neutral, unimpeachable arbiter is chosen, who commits to relaying to Kickback truthfully and honestly what I send them by PM. 2. I PM this arbiter documents relating to my ongoing residency application here. 3. Said arbiter confirms to Kickback that these documents are what they are (they can always use Google Translate if they're in any doubt about what they say). 4. The end. As a teacher and respectable member of the community I have validated many a passport photo over the years so I'm your man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Let's get the Wales v Belgium DVD sorted first ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I believe Shaun. When did you say unimpeachable? Why was it funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 You could just get aw that shite off google. I saw in the news Gay marriage is nearly legalised, find a tramp willing to do anything for a couple of Uruguayan quid, get married - produce wedding certificate. Easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 You could just get aw that shite off google. I saw in the news Gay marriage is nearly legalised, find a tramp willing to do anything for a couple of Uruguayan quid, get married - produce wedding certificate. Easy Oh no I couldn't. Not with my full name, date of birth and passport number, signed and stamped by the Direccion Nacional de Migracion in Montevideo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 Let's get the Wales v Belgium DVD sorted first ffs. I think we concluded that he was talking out his farter on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 Oh no I couldn't. Not with my full name, date of birth and passport number, signed and stamped by the Direccion Nacional de Migracion in Montevideo. Send all that to me with your acc number and sort code pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Oh no I couldn't. Not with my full name, date of birth and passport number, signed and stamped by the Direccion Nacional de Migracion in Montevideo. Vlad-Stupid has sussed oot yer residency application. NAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Didnt you move over there for/with a burds? How did that go? I sense it will end in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I think we concluded that he was talking out his farter on that one. There is nothing quite as satisfying as the sound of furious backpedalling having immediately ensued from my accusers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Didnt you move over there for/with a burds? How did that go? Nope. She lives in New York, and is from the Dominican Republic. I was always coming here by myself in any case - but suffice to say, it's over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Nope. She lives in New York, and is from the Dominican Republic. I was always coming here by myself in any case - but suffice to say, it's over. Was JKB the imposing 3rd wheel on the relationship? The camilla, to your charles and diana, if you will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Was JKB the imposing 3rd wheel on the relationship? The camilla, to your charles and diana, if you will Her ex was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 Nope. She lives in New York, and is from the Dominican Republic. I was always coming here by myself in any case - but suffice to say, it's over. Can't see why she baulked at the thought of swapping the Dominican or New York for the Home Counties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Her ex was. Sweet justice if he was a Coventry fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I believe Shaun. When did you say unimpeachable? Why was it funny? SHAUN! Why are you ignoring me? We used to talk, man. I'm sorry for the loss of your relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Sweet justice if he was a Coventry fan Nacional, to the best of my knowledge. The Uruguayan connection is that he's second generation Uruguayan, got her into following the national team - whereupon they both read my posts on a Uruguayan blog, she Facebook friended me... and strange things started to happen. He actually has the same birthday as I do (albeit a different year), which was always kinda weird. But beyond that: she never fully moved on from him, and I suspect they'll probably get married one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 SHAUN! Why are you ignoring me? We used to talk, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 SHAUN! Why are you ignoring me? We used to talk, man. I'm sorry for the loss of your relationship. I'm not ignoring you! I'm ignoring your post because it'll just again bring up an astoundingly cringeworthy post by me the other day. The post which has won me the Biggest Pantwetter award by a landslide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Oh AP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 My god this is excellent, it's like a mini soap opera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 The picture makes that story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I'm not ignoring you! I'm ignoring your post because it'll just again bring up an astoundingly cringeworthy post by me the other day. The post which has won me the Biggest Pantwetter award by a landslide. But I've not seen it...shaaaauuuun...Show me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I don't like these tales of love lost on JKB Unless they're Lawson's tales of love lost DETALZ PLZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 I don't like these tales of love lost on JKB Unless they're Lawson's tales of love lost DETALZ PLZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I always read it like Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver thinking about his girl for some reason. With this in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ZcWtrnF8c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Hold on, you met her online, on a forum, and became friends. But she lives in New York, and you in Norwich/London/Pilton/Airdrie. Did you ever actually meet this woman? Or, more importantly, did you ever meat her, ken, so she would move on from her Camilla. And shes the reason why tour apparantly in Uraguay. Which youv still no proved btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Anybody else got this sad music going through their head as they read this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 But I've not seen it...shaaaauuuun...Show me. Oh, very well. http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/121696-romanov-will-not-let-our-club-die/page__st__150#entry3301191 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/29773-oh-well-goodbye-everyone/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 This thread is a reminder of why Partridge is the best poster on the board. Great find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Its time to end this Shit !!! Shaun has just sent me a photo to clarify this obvious witch hunt and quite frankly I'm disgusted by SOME peoples obvious distrust of the large overblown walloper chap. Anyway..... Hopefully that nails it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/29773-oh-well-goodbye-everyone/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Hold on, you met her online, on a forum, and became friends. But she lives in New York, and you in Norwich/London/Pilton/Airdrie. Did you ever actually meet this woman? Or, more importantly, did you ever meat her, ken, so she would move on from her Camilla. And shes the reason why tour apparantly in Uraguay. Which youv still no proved btw No, she's not the reason I'm in Uruguay. I made the decision to move here in Summer 2010. Believe it or not, both Ulysses and Alan Partridge had something small to do with it (redm and the former Kickbacker Heaven98 had fractionally more to do with it) - but it was massively more a case of knowing that I hadn't travelled as much as I should have done, being fascinated from afar by Uruguayan football and Uruguay itself for over two decades, and of course, wanting to write a book about football here. So I took an English teaching course, saved up, and left the UK in January: arriving here at the start of Feb via visiting her in NYC: just as I'd spent Xmas with her there the year beforehand. Nowadays, there's nothing that unusual about long distance relationships, or of people finding each other via the internet: but what was extraordinary was how well we actually got on in person, on all levels. She's a dear, sweet person, and while it may not ultimately have worked out, I wish her well, and we're still in touch as friends anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I never said there was anything wrong with it, i was just curious So now im going to have to ask, what did uly and AP have to do with it then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 So now im going to have to ask, what did uly and AP have to do with it then? Was just about to ask that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I thought the "let's start a separate thread about this" comment was a joke. Clearly not. Good grief... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I never said there was anything wrong with it, i was just curious So now im going to have to ask, what did uly and AP have to do with it then? In the strange world which I undoubtedly inhabit, even posts on an internet messageboard can have an impact. AP spent much of the World Cup chastising my "creepy, weird" obsession with a place I'd never even been to; and wise old Uly even chimed in after the semi-final against Holland with a post which really made me think. And think. And think some more. How much impact did both have? 5-10% tops - but it did have an impact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I'm dreading the answer to this edit: not too bad then. your obsession is still weird but at least you have some real life experience of it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 In the strange world which I undoubtedly inhabit, even posts on an internet messageboard can have an impact. AP spent much of the World Cup chastising my "creepy, weird" obsession with a place I'd never even been to; and wise old Uly even chimed in after the semi-final against Holland with a post which really made me think. And think. And think some more. How much impact did both have? 5-10% tops - but it did have an impact. ******* hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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