graygo Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Enjoy lunch! Amateur mistake, should have stayed pissed till it was over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Amateur mistake, should have stayed pissed till it was over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Had a nap. Feeling better. Chinese phoned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_Gaz Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Had a nap. Feeling better. Chinese phoned You are indeed, a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 It was a ******* Monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 It was a ******* Monday Ken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Beats has over 500 posts on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboUpNorth Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Beats has over 500 posts on this thread. Revert him to "Am I an alky" thread?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 14, 2014 Author Share Posted January 14, 2014 Beats has over 500 posts on this thread. Do I? **** sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Concerning. Stay strong Beats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 I say Oh I say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Beats has over 500 posts on this thread. The majority of which have been comedy gold as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) Not had a drink since hogmanay Fresh Edited January 18, 2014 by heartsfc_fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 I say Oh I say I was up at 7 with the bairn and I'm feeling good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Maybe tanning JD like a fish whilst playing GTA wasnae the best idea. Or forgetting you have a 7 o'clock start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 I was up at 7 with the bairn and I'm feeling good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2krl7M323oY Went to bed when I got in with the heating on for some reason. What a dick Going for a few drinks tonight as well What a bigger dick Beats, I don't know how the **** you do this every week Best to finish on a Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 I went out yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody loves Baz Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Another hour spent in the Gym this morning, Feeling it the now though. Not had a drink since new years day, and I'm lucky if I've smoked 10 fags since then as well. This health kick thing might stick ya know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 Went to bed when I got in with the heating on for some reason. What a dick Going for a few drinks tonight as well What a bigger dick Beats, I don't know how the **** you do this every week Best to finish on a Mark This is tremendous stuff mate I've an afternoon of watching Jeff and the boys, with a few coupons on and I've some ice cold Cobra perfectly chilled just waiting on me. Oh and some Bombay Sapphire to help me along. May even get an Indian takeaway. Hope you feel better soon mate but maybe next time don't be so greedy with the drink. Moderation is the key word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 This is tremendous stuff mate I've an afternoon of watching Jeff and the boys, with a few coupons on and I've some ice cold Cobra perfectly chilled just waiting on me. Oh and some Bombay Sapphire to help me along. May even get an Indian takeaway. Hope you feel better soon mate but maybe next time don't be so greedy with the drink. Moderation is the key word. I'm out for an Indian meal tonight with a few of my mates. Have decided to step down from the dry pedestal and have a Cobra or two with my food. I don't see why I shouldn't after you pair of defatigable arseholes started getting fired in about the jungle juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Feeling slightly shitty today. Is this what a hangover feels like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 I'm out for an Indian meal tonight with a few of my mates. Have decided to step down from the dry pedestal and have a Cobra or two with my food. I don't see why I shouldn't after you pair of defatigable arseholes started getting fired in about the jungle juice Tommys back on it as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Tommys back on it as well You're all a bunch of animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 The hunter has become the hunted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 The hunter has become the hunted. Being serious though, have a can of cider (Magners or that Stella stuff) that will sort you out mate. Back to your bed for an hour won't do you any harm either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 I'm loving the smugness that comes with sobriety and the warm feeling of not having had a drink since 2nd January 2014. This thread is glorious reading on a Saturday & Sunday morning these days, slight disappointment at the sobriety of Beats today, but I'm sure this will change tomorrow! Shame on you GA & TW, I expected better from men of your stature. Beats not lasting January without a drink I expected, Christ I was amazed he did a week, but it seems that I'm now the lone sober wolf for January!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 They broke my spirit, guys. I used to believe in something - now, all that's left is emptiness inside... and possibly a pint with my meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 I went out at half 5 last night up the town. Was home by 11 guttered. Can't remember getting home. The mrs just showed me videos she took of me Need to kick this shit into touch like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Being serious though, have a can of cider (Magners or that Stella stuff) that will sort you out mate. Back to your bed for an hour won't do you any harm either. Nah, a pot of tea and a few smokes will sort me out. Bit of Jeff and the boys - football on the radio and then a wee kip. SKOL SKOL SKOL SKOL BRING IT ON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 I went out at half 5 last night up the town. Was home by 11 guttered. Can't remember getting home. The mrs just showed me videos she took of me Need to kick this shit into touch like This isn't you is it? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=727076070649725 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 This isn't you is it? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=727076070649725 Saw that the other day. Absolutely tremendous from that boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody loves Baz Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 GA & TW getting counselling from Beats. That's a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 GA & TW getting counselling from Beats. That's a new one. Bit worried about them mate, they seem to give in very easy with the old drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 I should be hungover. I'm not Out for a friend's birthday tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Am I the only sober person here?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Finding more and more vomit-covered items as the day goes by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 Am I the only sober person here?? Crack a lager open mate. You know you want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Looking back a few pages of this thread, GA lasted roughly a week and a half of his abstination from alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Crack a lager open mate. You know you want to. Nah, it's alright fella, unlike most of the reprobates on this thread, I have willpower and will remain sober until 31st January. Apart from that, the view from the moral high ground is fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 Nah, it's alright fella, unlike most of the reprobates on this thread, I have willpower and will remain sober until 31st January. Apart from that, the view from the moral high ground is fantastic. Weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Weirdo You got me, I'm counting down the days until 31st January. Out with the boys from fives that night and I can't wait. Guaranteed in here on 1st February. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Reporting for duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Nah, it's alright fella, unlike most of the reprobates on this thread, I have willpower and will remain sober until 31st January. Apart from that, the view from the moral high ground is fantastic. Oh Floyd. Why lie to yourself? Why deny your true nature? Why put yourself through the pain of forcing yourself not to drink? I don't get many hangovers these days, Floyd. I don't bar myself from drinking though. Moderation is key. If you weren't on a self imposed abstinence this month would you still have your superiority over the rest of them? Hard questions that require hard answers, Floyd. Stay safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) Oh Floyd. Why lie to yourself? Why deny your true nature? Why put yourself through the pain of forcing yourself not to drink? I don't get many hangovers these days, Floyd. I don't bar myself from drinking though. Moderation is key. If you weren't on a self imposed abstinence this month would you still have your superiority over the rest of them? Hard questions that require hard answers, Floyd. Stay safe. To be honest mate, so far it's been alright not drinking, I've enjoyed waking up hangover free and being able to function in the mornings. I'm looking forward to drinking again, no doubt about it, but drinking in moderation has never been my thing. I usually abstain in January just to give myself a break after the excesses of Christmas and I usually struggle but this year it's been ok thus far. If I wasn't abstaining this month, I would be like Beats version 2.0, but with less posts on this thread but so far so good on the stopping drinking front, but I'll be back with a vengeance soon enough though. Edited January 18, 2014 by Floyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 Oh Floyd. Why lie to yourself? Why deny your true nature? Why put yourself through the pain of forcing yourself not to drink? I don't get many hangovers these days, Floyd. I don't bar myself from drinking though. Moderation is key. If you weren't on a self imposed abstinence this month would you still have your superiority over the rest of them? Hard questions that require hard answers, Floyd. Stay safe. That's truly beautiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Im fearing tomorrow =/ had an all day session in Newcastle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 In Just woke on the couch covered by a sleeping-bag. Don't feel moist or stink of piss which are plus points, but "oh ma heid" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 We don't need no education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 19, 2014 Author Share Posted January 19, 2014 We don't need no education. I don't how, but I feel tremendous.just going for the rolls. A hangover free weekend. You should try it sometime GA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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