Gigolo-Aunt Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Just woke up. So drunk I pissed the bed. We have a new winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 Just woke up. So drunk I pissed the bed. You disgusting rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Blah today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester™ Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Just woke up. So drunk I pissed the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Just woke up. So drunk I pissed the bed. Even Beats doesn't stoop that low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Just woke up. So drunk I pissed the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Pissing the bed is not "pleasing", you filthy bugger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Just woke up. So drunk I pissed the bed. If pissing your bed is a pleasing end it the night I'd love to hear what a disappointing end would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody loves Baz Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Not looking forward to visiting here tomorrow. Mates 40th tonight at his houseparty starting at 5pm.....earliest I've ever left his home, 4am. Nightmare. Hi, my name is Baz and I think I may have a drink problem. I only managed the 2 bottles of Red last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 So, literally two glasses of wine last night at old dears and that's all. Starting to want lager now, tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I woke up fully dressed in my bed Head hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Just woke up. So drunk I pissed the bed. That's not pleasing. As usual I woke up feeling fine. I really don't know why my doctor has told me to cut down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I woke up fully dressed in my bed Head hurts. Did you piss the bed though?? According to some you didn't have a good night unless you managed to do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Did you piss the bed though?? According to some you didn't have a good night unless you managed to do this. No thankfully I have never pissed the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Just woke up. So drunk I pissed the bed. Glorious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Just woke up. So drunk I pissed the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Just woke up. So drunk I pissed the bed. How is that pleasing? You've made me feel a little sick. Go and have a wee think about what you've done you cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 back to back nights out. Rolling in at 6am. Not pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Just woke up. So drunk I pissed the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 The reaction to the guy slashing the bed has suprised me. A thread full of folk boasting about how drunk they were and the "hilarious" things they did whilst drunk and he gets slated. The boy has gone and done the ultimate in jakey behaviour and actually soiled himself. I thought he would have been hailed as a hero on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I wonder if his bursd was in the bed at the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I wonder if his bursd was in the bed at the time Pmsl, the misses done that to me a few months ago after a 21st!! literally jumped out the bed didn't no wether to or Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 Pmsl, the misses done that to me a few months ago after a 21st!! literally jumped out the bed didn't no wether to or Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 As i said i was in two minds when i was awoken. Let the dafty roll about in it for a few hours!! She didn't even click when she woke up, took me to mutter "u made it this time" when she was on the lavvy. Safe to say she's not touched a drop since Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Pmsl, the misses done that to me a few months ago after a 21st!! literally jumped out the bed didn't no wether to or Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo191 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I wonder if his bursd was in the bed at the time My mate was. Did I tell him I had done it? No. Did he notice? Yes. When he rolled over and felt the damp. No words can describe my hangover right now. Thank god for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 My mate was. Did I tell him I had done it? No. Did he notice? Yes. When he rolled over and felt the damp. No words can describe my hangover right now. Thank god for this thread. Fair play broadcasting it to Kickback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 The reaction to the guy slashing the bed has suprised me. A thread full of folk boasting about how drunk they were and the "hilarious" things they did whilst drunk and he gets slated. The boy has gone and done the ultimate in jakey behaviour and actually soiled himself. I thought he would have been hailed as a hero on this thread. On this thread, I feel a bit rough and order a curry. This guy wets the bed. I'm not sure why you were expecting anything but revulsion tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 As i said i was in two minds when i was awoken. Let the dafty roll about in it for a few hours!! She didn't even click when she woke up, took me to mutter "u made it this time" when she was on the lavvy. Safe to say she's not touched a drop since Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2 I hope the pished stained mattress was disposed of appropiately ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 My mate was. Did I tell him I had done it? No. Did he notice? Yes. When he rolled over and felt the damp. No words can describe my hangover right now. Thank god for this thread. Hang on, you were bunking down with another soldier, you spill your canteen and leave him to discover it in the most moist way? As an aside, did you stay lying in your pish? I'm not sure where to begin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 The reaction to the guy slashing the bed has suprised me. A thread full of folk boasting about how drunk they were and the "hilarious" things they did whilst drunk and he gets slated. The boy has gone and done the ultimate in jakey behaviour and actually soiled himself. I thought he would have been hailed as a hero on this thread. he is getting it tight as he thinks it is funny and not clarty to pish the bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Feel pretty sorry for the mate tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 A few manky ***** on this thread like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 My mate was. Did I tell him I had done it? No. Did he notice? Yes. When he rolled over and felt the damp. No words can describe my hangover right now. Thank god for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 My mate was. Did I tell him I had done it? No. Did he notice? Yes. When he rolled over and felt the damp. No words can describe my hangover right now. Thank god for this thread. Good lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I love this thread. Every now and then someone does something like this and talks about it nonchalantly. I'm not that shocked tbh, I believe most on this site to be manky ****s. I'm glad he shared rather than kept it to himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 I love this thread. Every now and then someone does something like this and talks about it nonchalantly. I'm not that shocked tbh, I believe most on this site to be manky ****s. I'm glad he shared rather than kept it to himself I don't find this sort of thing funny Boomie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I don't find this sort of thing funny Boomie Don't get me wrong, Beats, I find the act itself abhorrent. It's not funny in the slightest to do that, especially when the bed is occupied by another soul. I find the fact he admitted to it funny and I'm delighted he did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 Don't get me wrong, Beats, I find the act itself abhorrent. It's not funny in the slightest to do that, especially when the bed is occupied by another soul. I find the fact he admitted to it funny and I'm delighted he did. I just don't want the tone to be lowered of this magnificent thread that's all mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 On this thread, I feel a bit rough and order a curry. This guy wets the bed. I'm not sure why you were expecting anything but revulsion tbh Let me be clear when I say I'm not sticking up for the guy who pished his bed. My point was this thread is full of people's exaggerated and made up stories of drunken behaviour in an attempt to come across as cool. With that in mind I thought it would have been better received. Seems there is only so low you can go before even JKB thinks you're a ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Let me be clear when I say I'm not sticking up for the guy who pished his bed. My point was this thread is full of people's exaggerated and made up stories of drunken behaviour in an attempt to come across as cool. With that in mind I thought it would have been better received. Seems there is only so low you can go before even JKB thinks you're a ****. Made up stories of drunken behaviour? You'd have to be pretty damn sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 Made up stories of drunken behaviour? You'd have to be pretty damn sad. Was just thinking that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Beats became my hero when he told the story of him chasing the cat, slipping on his decking then injuring his back. Like James Dean crossed with Arthur Fonzarelli. Cool. As. ****. Did...did he make it up? Surely not. I don't know what to believe any-more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 This thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Made up stories of drunken behaviour? You'd have to be pretty damn sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 Beats became my hero when he told the story of him chasing the cat, slipping on his decking then injuring his back. Like James Dean crossed with Arthur Fonzarelli. Cool. As. ****. Did...did he make it up? Surely not. I don't know what to believe any-more. It's all lies man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Made up stories of drunken behaviour? You'd have to be pretty damn sad. Agreed.You would but that's how a lot of it comes across to me. It's like people are trying to out do each other with their crazy tales. Dread to think how someone is going to top pishy beds story next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 Agreed.You would but that's how a lot of it comes across to me. It's like people are trying to out do each other with their crazy tales. Dread to think how someone is going to top pishy beds story next week. You think? Apart from the boy pishing the bed I don't think there's anything out the ordinary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 It's all lies man I can see why you did it mate, What's cooler than falling over and hurting your back while chasing a cat? That's how you become a legend in this town. I can't lie and say I'm not disappointed though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 I can see why you did it mate, What's cooler than falling over and hurting your back while chasing a cat? That's how you become a legend in this town. I can't lie and say I'm not disappointed though. Now you know how I felt when you ended your set with Wonderwall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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