Private Womble Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Agreed.You would but that's how a lot of it comes across to me. It's like people are trying to out do each other with their crazy tales. Dread to think how someone is going to top pishy beds story next week. Someone doing a spud from Trainspotting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Now you know how I felt when you ended your set with Wonderwall One time. One ******* time. Acapella. The Ryan Adams melody. I regret nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Mind the time I impressed you all by saying I was feeling ropey and was going to the Mexican takeaway for lunch? "That guy is ****ing mental", you all thought. And I'll tell you now, every word the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 You think? Apart from the boy pishing the bed I don't think there's anything out the ordinary. I do. Just my opinion though. The thing is I've read this thread from when it started so I must find something about it interesting. Anyway I've taken the thread off topic so sorry for that. Everyone back to talking about their weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Maybe it says loads about me, but I don't think I've read a single story on this thread and thought it was a lie, well apart from Beats' brief abstinence from the demon drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 Maybe it says loads about me, but I don't think I've read a single story on this thread and thought it was a lie, well apart from Beats' brief abstinence from the demon drink. 8 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 8 hours FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) Maybe it says loads about me, but I don't think I've read a single story on this thread and thought it was a lie, well apart from Beats' brief abstinence from the demon drink. That's what I was thinking. Most is just standard drunkeness. Although I injure myself that often I could see why people might think I'm lying. Surely no one can find remaining upright such a challenge Edited February 16, 2014 by scottish_chicP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Away to my bed now, see you all in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny ******* Powers Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Maybe it says loads about me, but I don't think I've read a single story on this thread and thought it was a lie, well apart from Beats' brief abstinence from the demon drink. That's fair enough. In my experience when people are talking about their drunken antics they get exaggerated and even at times added to to make them more entertaining. Do I think every post on this thread is a lie? No. Do I think some posts have been exaggerated and some even made up? Yes. As I said though that's just my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 F this S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Never drinking on a Sunday again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 17, 2014 Author Share Posted February 17, 2014 Never drinking on a Sunday again. Settle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 I can assure you all Jambo191 definitely pished his bed on Saturday night / Sunday morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 It's Thursday afternoon and I badly want my bed. Three days straight of low-level boozing (it's a big industry jolly in London this week) have left me feeling rather broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I can assure you all Jambo191 definitely pished his bed on Saturday night / Sunday morning Longshanks is the mate that rolled in the pish, IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo191 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Longshanks is the mate that rolled in the pish, IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 It is really manky revelling in pishing the bed and leaving your mate lying in it! Some folk are just tinky as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo191 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 It is really manky revelling in pishing the bed and leaving your mate lying in it! Some folk are just tinky as hell. One of those things where all you can do is laugh I woke up with the worst hangover ever. I had just pished the bed, honestly one of the top 5 most drunk I have ever been, and needed to tell someone hence the post lol. Was hoping shanks wouldn't notice, unfortunately he found out....the worst way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 The day I pish the bed is the day I stop drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 The day I pish the bed is the day I stop drinking. Boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo191 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Didn't realise only the boring drunk stories like waking up next to a uneaten kebab, banging a bird not remembering, having a threesome, getting double blowies, falling over, falling asleep on pavements ect.... could be shared on this thread. That's just a standard night for me. This time I take it one step further and pish my bed with my mate next to me. What wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Didn't realise only the boring drunk stories like waking up next to a uneaten kebab, banging a bird not remembering, having a threesome, getting double blowies, falling over, falling asleep on pavements ect.... could be shared on this thread. That's just a standard night for me. This time I take it one step further and pish my bed with my mate next to me. What wrong? You'll probably find that most people have done similar deviancy in their time. They just wouldn't admit it on here. I had 8 years at Uni. My sister once walked in on me pissing in the salad crisper in the fridge. Drinking like you do at Uni - these things happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted February 21, 2014 Author Share Posted February 21, 2014 And to think I get criticised for my drinking. You lot are ******* weirdos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo191 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 You'll probably find that most people have done similar deviancy in their time. They just wouldn't admit it on here. I had 8 years at Uni. My sister once walked in on me pissing in the salad crisper in the fridge. Drinking like you do at Uni - these things happen. That's hilarious. The salad crisper though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo191 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 And to think I get criticised for my drinking. You lot are ******* weirdos Hope it doesn't happen again. Only so many times you can flip the matress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 That's hilarious. The salad crisper though? I had sleep-walked into the kitchen whilst out the game on cooking vodka. That was 12 years ago. Tbf to her she hasn't brought it up since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Just as well she didn't catch you tossing your salad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo191 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I love this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Not the worst thing I've ever woken up next to tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 A salad crisper? That is a whole new level of middle class right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Yaldy!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Key I have has opened front door but not internal door. Wife and baby asleep in bed. Walking to train station where I left my car to get in and go to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Key I have has opened front door but not internal door. Wife and baby asleep in bed. Walking to train station where I left my car to get in and go to sleep **** the chivalry. You're part of the family; being an arse once in a while comes with the territory. Call her ... bet she would rather you were at home than not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Tomorrow, tomorrow your only.... OH **** YER HERE AWREDY MIN. come on down brucey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Woke up on my parents sofa (I obviously couldn't afford the taxi ride all the way home) No memory of anything after about midnight last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Managed to FEEF two pizzas last night, and the bursd tucked me in some sort of pizza riddled, stale smoke sleeping bag ensemble. Had literally nae food yesterday, pint after work at 3 ended up being a closing time kick oot. Up there with one of the worst today. Fraoch and schiehallion can suck ma nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Feeling surprisingly good, must have been my ridiculously long walk home last night after being unable to get a taxi. A few pints before kick off will see me through I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 First time I've had a drink this year. It's three in ******* afternoon and I'm just up. This, gentle readers, is what happens when you live in a country that does not have licensing laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 I drunkenly made pizza and never let it cool before I ate it Massive blister on the roof of my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Stoned hangover I drunkenly made pizza and never let it cool before I ate it Massive blister on the roof of my mouth. Bet that hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Tuesday night at the union Irish students Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 (edited) Bet that hurts. It's only just easing off now. Everything I have eaten has irritated it Edited February 26, 2014 by scottish_chicP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Not been hungover in weeks! Been on a bit of a health kick, back to the gym and watching what I'm eating and cut out midweek drinking! Only downside is that I'm really struggling to sleep at night for some reason, only managed 3 hours on Sunday night! That said the wheels could come right off on Friday, supplier meeting with free lunch in the George Hotel followed by works quiz night with free booze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 It's only just easing off now. Everything I have eaten has irritated it you should have drank through it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Private Womble Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I feel awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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