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Ibrahim Tall

Sorry for raining on everyone's parade, but if you were a genuine Hearts supporter and you couldn't get a ticket because some celebrity cook got one for a laugh, you'd be gutted. And furious.

 

Any supporter will still be able to get a ticket, if anyone won't it'll be one of the cup final 'fans'.

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Tiberius Stinkfinger

I'm quite happy to publicly state that I have witnessed Mr Wallace at Edinburgh Airport on two seperate occasion in the past couple of years, so he knows his way around......:thumbsup:

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

:lol: What?!

 

I thought this was common knowledge? :mellow:

 

Why else would such a random celebrity be associated with Hearts. :lol:

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

I thought this was common knowledge? :mellow:

 

Why else would such a random celebrity be associated with Hearts. :lol:

 

Someone said on here the other day it was just because his smug face made such a good smilie?

 

If this is true I'll be pleasantly astonished!

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H J Simpson

Tell him I can promise him the night of his life curtesy of my bird.

 

 

 

 

 

I've arranged for her to make 6 'cup final special' Jam Tarts with the obligatory buttery biscuit base just for Gregg being Gregg!

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Johanes de Silentio

Do we actually have a coherent and vaguely interesting reason why Mr Wallace has become such a cult hero?

 

Yes - it is because he is awesome.

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I got a full pelt run at me finished with a jump and almost broken jaw. Husref clearly dishing out the love on Sunday.

 

 

Sorry dude. :(

 

Did feel sorry about that for at least thirty seconds.

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H J Simpson

25th April 2012- The Apprentice episode where they sell food from the vendor outside Tynecastle.

 

 

 

Food & Hearts and in the same show, I'd imagine that's Gregg's idea of harcore Porn!!!!

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Progress is good so far but I can't help thinking we could be doing more.

We should send him a scarf or something. :biggrin:

 

If he doesn't come I'll be so bizarrely disappointed now....

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Someone said on here the other day it was just because his smug face made such a good smilie?

 

If this is true I'll be pleasantly astonished!

 

Will be amazed if this is true! Obviously also pleased...

I heard him on Off The Ball about a year ago and he said he didn't really follow football, he's much more of a rugby man. Didn't mention Hearts to my knowledge, you'd think that would've been a sum of money he'd not forget in a hurry... Also, I'm not sure he'd have had thousands to throw around at that point? Masterchef success is only relatively recent

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Will be amazed if this is true! Obviously also pleased...

I heard him on Off The Ball about a year ago and he said he didn't really follow football, he's much more of a rugby man. Didn't mention Hearts to my knowledge, you'd think that would've been a sum of money he'd not forget in a hurry... Also, I'm not sure he'd have had thousands to throw around at that point? Masterchef success is only relatively recent

 

 

He didn't - certainly not in his own name anyway! Am pretty sure the real reason is simply that his smug face made a good smilie.

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I P Knightley

Trial separation but they're giving it another go according to some posts on twitter I saw.

 

What better destination for a 'second honeymoon' than Mount Florida in the middle of May?

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"@HeidiPWallace: To all the Hearts fans, thanks for your emails, I am looking into getting Gregg up for the final. Work in progress."

 

:arry:

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Said Greggy to John Torode

Have you heard of the Hibee buttery biscuity

John said no, I don't think so

But Ive heard of the Gorgie, AGGRO

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Tweet sent to Greggy make this happen. We need Greggy masks for the final once Beats bangs in the third The whole Hearts support gets the Greggys on.

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Eggo ABSALUTELY seething :rofl:

 

Eggo is bricking itat the prospect of not getting a ticket. Bit of an overboard reaction for what is obviously just a laugh.

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Tommy Wiseau

Eggo is bricking itat the prospect of not getting a ticket. Bit of an overboard reaction for what is obviously just a laugh.

 

:lol:

 

I hope I am never a Hearts supporter "for over 40 years" because any time I see that phrase, it is invariably made by a joyless goon with no patter. :smuggy:

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rossthejambo

Eggo ABSALUTELY seething :rofl:

 

I'll take some selective quotes, could do with a laugh today :thumbsup:

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Gorgie Boys

@GreggAWallace Cant wait to see you at Hampden big man !! #GetGreggWallaceToHampden #****TheHibs #GreggyIsTheStig

 

My Effort :jjyay:

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:lol:

 

I hope I am never a Hearts supporter "for over 40 years" because any time I see that phrase, it is invariably made by a joyless goon with no patter. :smuggy:

 

Spot on :thumbsup:

 

If he doesn't read jkb then it would be great if someone span him a story convincing him Gregg is actually a die-hard Jambo, and has done a host of good deeds for the club. Just to see his reaction :whistling:

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Tommy Wiseau

I assume that it is the same guy as the poster Eggo, unfortunately Barasa.

 

He was a joyless humour vacuum anaw :jbsmug:

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Sorry dude. :(

 

Did feel sorry about that for at least thirty seconds.

 

Haha, it was not a problem. You weren't the last person to physically assault me. I ended up with a burst lip at our second goal.

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Guest Prince William

Like it or not part timers but Greggy has as much right to a ticket as you lot do.

 

BTW Greggy is a family friend and his grandfather was from Scotland and he was a regular at Tynecaslte before moving to the south-east to become a kids camp instructor at Butlins.He's Millwall daft but has a soft spot for Hearts definitely.

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Is Eggo the chap who was pictured at Dens in 86, in a heightened emotional state?

 

 

If so, give this guy a break. He's earned it. :thumb:

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Dean Winchester

I'll take some selective quotes, could do with a laugh today :thumbsup:

 

George Eggo

What a waste of a ticket for this nonsense.

 

George Eggo

Deserves a seat ...my arse !

 

George Eggo

ive already paid for the Executive package, its all this getting a ticket for this balloon...doing a true fan out of a ticket. I have enough loyalty points and have watched Hearts for 40 odd years...THATS WHY I'LL ATTEND CLARE

 

George Eggo

beats me mate, utter nonsense..doing a good fan out of a ticket in my opinion

 

George Eggo

I think its all wee kids that are doing this..pathetic

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I'm loving this. Loving it. I've said for a few years now that Gregg Wallace is my favourite person on TV. Mrs thinks I've got a thing for him, but I just want to cook him dinner. I'd provide a big spoon and a hanky to hold under it.

 

At the moment, when she asks I tell her that the wedding day and the birth of our boy are the only days which beat the finals of 98 and 06, make of that what you will. But if Greggy comes to this final, I won't be able to carry on that lie. It'll be the proudest moment of my life.

 

Now if I'm savvy enough to set up one of them tweeter thingies, I'll get on to the man himself!

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rossthejambo

George Eggo

What a waste of a ticket for this nonsense.

 

George Eggo

Deserves a seat ...my arse !

 

George Eggo

ive already paid for the Executive package, its all this getting a ticket for this balloon...doing a true fan out of a ticket. I have enough loyalty points and have watched Hearts for 40 odd years...THATS WHY I'LL ATTEND CLARE

 

George Eggo

beats me mate, utter nonsense..doing a good fan out of a ticket in my opinion

 

George Eggo

I think its all wee kids that are doing this..pathetic

 

:rofl:

 

Eggo with a sense of humour bypass? STOP THE PRESS!

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Son Of Anarchy

:lol:

 

I hope I am never a Hearts supporter "for over 40 years" because any time I see that phrase, it is invariably made by a joyless goon with no patter. :smuggy:

 

 

As a proud "for over 36 year" Hearts veteran im genuinely brickin the 40 year milestone! :whistling: Better make the most of what times left i guess,lol

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Wasn't Eggo the bloke who claimed he'd stop supporting Hearts if they won the 1998 Cup Final on Friday Sportscene the day before the game, only to show up on Reporting Scotland on Monday saying he couldn't go through with it?

 

If so, he's a liar as well as a humourless git :greggy:

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Creepy Lurker

Love the fact that Eggo did actually still join the page just so he could moan. :lol:

 

Btw, Greggy is my mate's great uncle: I can 100% confirm that he does have more than a little soft spot for Hearts and comes along to the games when he can make it. Think that the five figure sum's exaggerated, but he certainly did donate to SOH.

 

:greggy:

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colinmaroon

:lol:

 

I hope I am never a Hearts supporter "for over 40 years" because any time I see that phrase, it is invariably made by a joyless goon with no patter. :smuggy:

 

 

Ageist post IMO. :down:

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:greggy:

 

:yas:

 

If he does we HAVE to get Greggy masks :lol: Having trouble finding any High-Res images of him where the cameras facing straight on :(

 

I just made a crude mock up using the jpg on here

 

http://instagr.am/p/JhnFmLFtRx/

 

it's not bad when you up the resolution to 300.

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:lol:

 

I hope I am never a Hearts supporter "for over 40 years" because any time I see that phrase, it is invariably made by a joyless goon with no patter. :smuggy:

Hoi ...

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