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#10251 jonnothejambo

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 10:27 AM

:gok:

Cheers IP I feel so much better


Christ that looks painful.

By the way that's some scar above it.

Tib & fib job ? Or ankle ?

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 10:39 AM

Christ that looks painful.

By the way that's some scar above it.

Tib & fib job ? Or ankle ?


Ankle. A couple of bolts inserted many moons ago. As I was being put under the surgeon asked what team i supported. He responded saying "oh I'm a Hibs fan, you'll be fine honest"

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 10:45 AM

The heat at night.  Last three nights struggling to get to sleep, sweating, legs itchy covers off, bollock naked.  Nothing works.  Not opening the windows so all and sundry can fly and crawl into my room.

 

:seething:

 

A small desk fan pointed straight at the bed does wonders.  Things you learn growing up where the record max temp. is 50°C.



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Posted 22 June 2017 - 10:55 AM

A small desk fan pointed straight at the bed does wonders.  Things you learn growing up where the record max temp. is 50°C.


Yep, I used to live in Urumqi, in a flat with no aircon. Average summer temp is high 30s, low 40s. The fan was the only way I could sleep, other than drinking and shagging myself into oblivion.

#10255 jonnothejambo

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 10:57 AM

Ankle. A couple of bolts inserted many moons ago. As I was being put under the surgeon asked what team i supported. He responded saying "oh I'm a Hibs fan, you'll be fine honest"


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Seriously though don't hang about with that bite mate....

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 11:18 AM

:lol:

Seriously though don't hang about with that bite mate....


I'm am now as it's getting ******* bigger

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 11:24 AM

Squeeze it and see what comes out.



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Posted 22 June 2017 - 11:51 AM

Squeeze it and see what comes out.


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Posted 22 June 2017 - 12:11 PM

I ain't squeezing nowt :boak:

My biggest worry is loads of spiders come running out :sob: That shit freaks me oot!

Edited by Rudolf's Mate, 22 June 2017 - 12:12 PM.


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Posted 22 June 2017 - 12:37 PM

Never been bitten by a midgey in my puff :verysmug:


Why would a midgey bite your puff?

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 12:40 PM

I ain't squeezing nowt :boak:

My biggest worry is loads of spiders come running out :sob: That shit freaks me oot!


Make sure you get a video of that, be a viral hit!

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 01:04 PM

Make sure you get a video of that, be a viral hit!


Reckon I'll die of dehydration first, sat here waiting to be seen

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 02:05 PM

http://home.bt.com/n...-11363930209761

Just saying likesy.

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 03:07 PM

Antihistamines and cream. Nothing serious

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 03:09 PM

Antihistamines and cream. Nothing serious


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#10266 Morgan

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 03:10 PM

Antihistamines and cream. Nothing serious


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Posted 22 June 2017 - 04:19 PM

:seething:

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Although I've posted this I'm actually doing so because I want advice I'm not convinced it was a bite and think I may have been stung ☹️

Any professionals?

 

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#10268 Rudolf's Mate

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 04:25 PM

Shaving cut


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#10269 Morgan

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 04:44 PM

Shaving cut


Well, we know he's not Richard Keyes anyway. :lol:

#10270 jonnothejambo

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 05:39 PM

:rofl:


You must have had the urge to pop it with a needle.

Bliss......sort of.

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 05:41 PM

People who don't post threads like this in THE SHE'D!!!!!

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 05:58 PM

Work booked me on two flights tomorrow. Two airlines, but one ticket. Neither of their online check-in systems will process. Grrr...

Back to queuing up like a pleb to get my boarding pass when all I've got is carry on baggage.

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 07:18 PM

:seething:

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Although I've posted this I'm actually doing so because I want advice I'm not convinced it was a bite and think I may have been stung ☹️

Any professionals?


**** sake.

See next time, take more care on your way to Mount Doom, Frodo.

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 07:26 PM

You must have had the urge to pop it with a needle.

Bliss......sort of.

:smile:


Considering it tbh. It's feckin solid

**** sake.

See next time, take more care on your way to Mount Doom, Frodo.


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#10275 Barack

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Posted Yesterday, 08:53

What's this Despacito shite?

Literally heard it for the first time the other night. Apparently it's been Number 1 for years or that?

Now, since then, I've got meme's like: Des-pa-cito I wanna have a big Burrito.

It just a new clubby song that people can dry hump each other too, when they're out on the town, and pretend they're all sexy?

#10276 jonesy

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Posted Yesterday, 10:37

On a musical note, currently sat on a bus in Spain. Driver has Adele on. **** me that's some oversung shite.

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Posted Yesterday, 13:38

Looks like a spider bite.

Slayer's Jeff Hanneman died of liver failure after developing necrotising fasciitis from a spider bite.

OR
Drinking Heineken all day for thirty years led to liver disease, leaving him susceptible to necrotising fasciitis and liver failure because of a mere spider bite.

You decide

Edited by Smithee, Yesterday, 13:40.


#10278 Smithee

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Posted Yesterday, 13:41

On a musical note, currently sat on a bus in Spain. Driver has Adele on. **** me that's some oversung shite.

Ah good, I thought I was the only one who couldn't be ****ed with her!

Also, Florence and the Machine - stop shouting hen, you've got a mic

#10279 Old Blue Eyes

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Posted Yesterday, 15:39

Wind chimes, what is the ****** point?



#10280 Barack

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Posted Yesterday, 15:53

Wind chimes, what is the ****** point?

Helps blind people find the front door.

Not so helpful when not windy.

Edited by Barack, Yesterday, 15:53.


#10281 Morgan

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Posted Yesterday, 16:20

Helps blind people find the front door.
Not so helpful when not windy.


:lol:

In a sort of way.

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Posted Yesterday, 16:56

Helps blind people find the front door.

Not so helpful when not windy.

 

The wind makes enough din without these hollowed out bamboo trunks bouncing off each other, they must be 3 feet long.

 

Tie the bustard things up at night FFS!


Edited by Old Blue Eyes, Yesterday, 16:57.


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Posted Yesterday, 19:22

The wind makes enough din without these hollowed out bamboo trunks bouncing off each other, they must be 3 feet long.

Tie the bustard things up at night FFS!


My neighbour has one and if being honest it didn't bother me. It wasn't until he stuck an England flag up next to it for the last World Cup that I ended up taking action!

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Posted Yesterday, 21:41

People who keep phoning your mobile because you are a couple of minutes late picking them up in the car.

After one unanswered ****** phone call you'd think they'd suss you're driving and on your way.