Tazio Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I've had the hiccups since about 8:30 tonight. Up early tomorrow and I can't sleep because of it A girl that works for me sometimes has had hiccups for the last 5 years. It?s funny at first then you just zone out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Drumbrae, sitting waiting on a bus to pull out then roaster behind me overtakes me but bus pulls out in front of him. Honestly you could not make it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Folk who say "drinks". As in, "Going for drinks". When did this pish start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Folk who say "drinks". As in, "Going for drinks". When did this pish start? At least ten years ago. It drove me nuts too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 At least ten years ago. It drove me nuts too. Really? I've only noticed it of late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Really? I've only noticed it of late. Yeah. They (mostly females I must add) used to say it on a Friday afternoon in my office. They made out it was a posh thing to say and do. 'Drinks' were usually to be consumed in the Buffs Club of all places too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Watching videos on you tube before I go out casting it to the telly. Every time on if they f****** Vevo adverts comes on it sticks and won't play any more videos meaning I need to stop casting and go back in and my playlist is away. It's always the same bloody advert, some pretentious arse talking about her love of music. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 There's a right smug, greedy ******* on Tipping Point the now. Hope he wins **** all so no doubt he's walking away with 10 Gs, 10 ******* big ones. On this show, round 2 and the 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. Every single time without fail the time runs out as Ben is asking a question, but even if the player answers it, they don?t get the counter. It?s a small trivial thing but why bother starting to even ask the question if you are not going to give them the chance to answer it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 On this show, round 2 and the 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. Every single time without fail the time runs out as Ben is asking a question, but even if the player answers it, they don?t get the counter. It?s a small trivial thing but why bother starting to even ask the question if you are not going to give them the chance to answer it Should follow the old Mastermind "I've started so I'll finish" rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Should follow the old Mastermind "I've started so I'll finish" rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Should follow the old Mastermind "I've started so I'll finish" rule. I was expecting an Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Bonnie Scotland's violent inhabitants, every day, rape, murder, knife crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 I was expecting an Morgan Sorry old boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Finished work at 10am yesterday and the boys nursery called me at half ten and told me to come and get him because he'd spewed all over the place. The bugger was right as rain by 4 and wanted to go out on his scooter. Stuck with him today now as they won't have him back until tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bairdy Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 People on they buying a property in the sun programmes, loads of money but they never find a flat or house that they like, really do my head in. Seethin. That gets to me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bairdy Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Andrew Lloyd Webber. And and all the rest of the 'arty farty' set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Andrew Lloyd Webber. And and all the rest of the 'arty farty' set. He promised to leave the UK if Labour won the 1997 election. He's still here and probably done very well out of New Labour. Self important twat as if the thought of him leaving the country would persuade anyone to change their vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 (edited) When you turn into a street and the next minute 'bang' you hit a speedbump because the council have not maintained the painted white arrow on them and they are next to invisible being the same colour as the road. That has happened to me a couple of times but so far my suspension has survived but the bumps on my heid still hurt. Edited September 27, 2017 by All roads lead to Gorgie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Road outside scotmid at Drumbrae south still has roadworks, never noticed anyone there never mind it being completed, a moan on the Corstorphine Friendly Society site i think, im seethin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Road outside scotmid at Drumbrae south still has roadworks, never noticed anyone there never mind it being completed, a moan on the Corstorphine Friendly Society site i think, im seethin. Calm yersel down to a frenzy Harold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 When you get half way along the road and you think to yourself "Did I lock the door?" and even though you knew you did, you still have to go back and check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 ****ing work. It is SO ****ing shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Calm yersel down to a frenzy Harold Still there, no workers, think its just being left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 The Terrace being polluted with our Premier rivals trivialities, join their forums FFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 When your thread asking people for advice gets sent to the big Hearts forum in the sky. I really needed that help Probably for the best to be fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 The **** has happened to Sugar Puffs? Tasteless, bland, sugarless, child-obesity pandering arseholery. Ha ha, arseholery , new word. as for sugar puffs, companies pandering to the no sugar, healthy brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 The **** has happened to Sugar Puffs? Tasteless, bland, sugarless, child-obesity pandering arseholery. My favourite childhood breakfast cereal. Ruined. Arseholery indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 If it wasn't for those ****ing sugar puffs I might still have all my teeth today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 After eating Sugar Puffs when I was wee my pee pee always smelled of the damn things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Ha ha, arseholery , new word. as for sugar puffs, companies pandering to the no sugar, healthy brigade. 'Arseholery' has been around for years Harold. It was just spelt differently then. 'Supporting Hibs' was how they formulated the word back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 If you were a Hibs fan it would smell of something more sinister..... That reminds me, I must remember to phone my sister tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 That reminds me, I must remember to shag my sister tonight. Ftfy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I set it up and you ram it home.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I set it up and you ram it home.... He better wash the sugar puff smell off it first before ramming it home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 He better wash the sugar puff smell off it first before ramming it home. Oh I always would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Oh I always would. Good man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartleys_Jam_Tart Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I was the only person in the changing rooms at my gym yesterday morning. Someone came in and decided to get changed right beside me. She had to move my towel to make room for herself. I was absolutely seething. I gave her a 'are you for real' look, furiously packed my bag and left. I'm sure she didn't give a monkeys but it really incensed me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Maybe she likes you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 'Arseholery' has been around for years Harold. It was just spelt differently then. 'Supporting Hibs' was how they formulated the word back in the day. Cheers for clearing that up my pal, most likely be my fav word for this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpson Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I was the only person in the changing rooms at my gym yesterday morning. Someone came in and decided to get changed right beside me. She had to move my towel to make room for herself. I was absolutely seething. I gave her a 'are you for real' look, furiously packed my bag and left. I'm sure she didn't give a monkeys but it really incensed me This isn't going to end well ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 This isn't going to end well ! Certainly has a lot of potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 (edited) Today's Metro. Prince Harry is such an amazing guy because he let a kid steal a bit of his popcorn. Madonna has 'revealed' that she wears a clay mask on her butt. A referee apparently 'showed why players dive' by making a mistake. Sometimes I wish I was stupid enough not to find this kind of thing stupid. Edited September 29, 2017 by Thaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Today's Metro. Prince Harry is such an amazing guy because he let a kid steal a bit of his popcorn. Madonna has 'revealed' that she wears a clay mask on her butt. A referee apparently 'showed why players dive' by making a mistake. Sometimes I wish I was stupid enough not to find this kind of thing stupid. You could read Pascal's Pens?es on the way to work and forgo the Metro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 You could read Pascal's Pens?es on the way to work and forgo the Metro. I did manage to get back into the Martin Luther biography this week, but thought I'd go for lighter mental exercise with the crossword today. Must try not to get distracted by alleged 'news' next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Cheers for clearing that up my pal, most likely be my fav word for this weekend. Been mine for years Mr P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Maybe she likes you Could be the start of something big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Today's Metro. Prince Harry is such an amazing guy because he let a kid steal a bit of his popcorn. Madonna has 'revealed' that she wears a clay mask on her butt. A referee apparently 'showed why players dive' by making a mistake. Sometimes I wish I was stupid enough not to find this kind of thing stupid. The paper is phree, no room for complaint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Parking ticket in Dundee today [emoji38] Rage. In. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Parking ticket in Dundee today [emoji38] Rage. In. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk You're not the only one. My friend and her dad got one too. Looks like they caught a whole bunch of jambo's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 You're not the only one. My friend and her dad got one too. Looks like they caught a whole bunch of jambo's.Aye all the cars around me had them. Nice wee bonus for the Dundee Council. Must happen every game? Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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