The Old Tolbooth Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 A "mate" wouldnt want to take you to a burds shop at 6am lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 This thread was made for me. In fact, I shold probably just post here and save all the people who don't already have me on the ignore list the hassle! I'm still up and raring to go - even though my mate has very kindly offered to take me to Ikea at 6am tomorrow. Shhh! Feck Ikea mate, didn't you know, shopping on saturday's is for guys who cannot stand up to their wife's. Thank feck mine's is in Spain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Feck Ikea mate, didn't you know, shopping on saturday's is for guys who cannot stand up to their wife's. Thank feck mine's is in Spain. Or you'd be going to Ikea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Unfortunately, I'm rather a shy, quiet, retiring person except when I'm drunk. Let me tell you the fires O' HELL are lyin' in wait!!! ) The above is from Pte Frazer (Dad's Army) Yes I'm inebriated. Invade France! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 A "mate" wouldnt want to take you to a burds shop at 6am lol!!! I'll answer you and the guy from the Goonies (that is Chester Copperpot eh?) in one, desperate post. My 'mate' is taking me at that time to get away from his other half. Mine is working at that time. If we get it done and dusted ASAP, we're both free to do whatever we want before the evil twins get on the scene. Method in the madness and all that. All we need now is a boozer that opens at 08:30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Or you'd be going to Ikea! That was the whole point of the post mate. God my wit is lost on you . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I'll answer you and the guy from the Goonies (that is Chester Copperpot eh?) in one, desperate post. My 'mate' is taking me at that time to get away from his other half. Mine is working at that time. If we get it done and dusted ASAP, we're both free to do whatever we want before the evil twins get on the scene. Method in the madness and all that. All we need now is a boozer that opens at 08:30 Oooh, I like your thinking mate, you almost qualify to drink with me and Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 That was the whole point of the post mate. God my wit is lost on you . Damn Andy, you do wit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I'll answer you and the guy from the Goonies (that is Chester Copperpot eh?) in one, desperate post. My 'mate' is taking me at that time to get away from his other half. Mine is working at that time. If we get it done and dusted ASAP, we're both free to do whatever we want before the evil twins get on the scene. Method in the madness and all that. All we need now is a boozer that opens at 08:30 I plan to be in the battle cruiser for about 11am onwards. If I can convince my sister to watch the wee one till 1pm when they should arrive Hate being in a boozer with the wee lad, he gets bored, I would set a bad example etc etc. So if your out there sister, get involved, you know you want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I'll answer you and the guy from the Goonies (that is Chester Copperpot eh?) in one, desperate post. My 'mate' is taking me at that time to get away from his other half. Mine is working at that time. If we get it done and dusted ASAP, we're both free to do whatever we want before the evil twins get on the scene. Method in the madness and all that. All we need now is a boozer that opens at 08:30 Stratties!! Can drink with the down and outs from 6am in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Can drink with the down and outs from 6am in there. Judging by this thread I'll be taking a carry oot to Ikea. I might even buy a telly and raffle it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Damn Andy, you do wit? I do most genre's of comedy mate, unfortunately you have to be intelligent to get them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I do most genre's of comedy mate, unfortunately you have to be intelligent to get them Or nuggets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Been out since after work... one more j or drink and ***d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 No proper drinkers here, pah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Been out since after work... one more j or drink and ***d Fag Stop being a woosy and get involved son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Fag Stop being a woosy and get involved son Im involved... Involved in the fact.... another j... puke Another drink... probably ok Another swine... probably up until I get side tracked (birds out lookig hot so may get side tracked) bet you wish you had the same libido (sp) as me eh... thats goes for you too john. Lyns been on the blower all day asking me to head round for a service... pain in the erse mate... honestly. xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Another swine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab87 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Funniest thing I've seen all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Funniest thing I've seen all day Me too... shame its only 1hr 20 mins in to the day.. Kidding that is class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Funniest thing I've seen all day Magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Jack and Jimmy, these are great - well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Oh well thats the first can opened of the day nice cider from Ikea.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 . Can I just bump this even though its no a friday Staying tonight at my sisters, so am trying so hard to behave with the bevvy. Its fecking hard though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Can I just bump this even though its no a friday Staying tonight at my sisters, so am trying so hard to behave with the bevvy. Its fecking hard though. I bet you try to turn the Wii on at 5am and waken the house up resulting in Shell losing the plot at you yet again ha ha!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Freewheelin' Jambo Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Came back from the Costa Brava the other week. Damn me, the price of booze has went up over there!! I only brought back 5 bottles of whisky this time!! Still, it beats ?14 for a bottle over here. Presently working on a bottle of J & B. Very nice, but really not my favourite. I am really a blend man and Grouse, Teachers etc is my scene more than Malts, and J & B is a bit "soft". Still so far tonight I have ersed two industrial sized glasses and I still don't need to use the spellcheck!!! Single guys beware. This will be you one day... Make the most of your Saturday nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Anyone involved, I am, as my nights are Wed and Sat Who's with me, I'm getting too drunk to start an argument now, lets feel the love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted April 23, 2008 Author Share Posted April 23, 2008 Anyone involved, I am, as my nights are Wed and Sat Who's with me, I'm getting too drunk to start an argument now, lets feel the love. You are a lucky ****! Wednesday nights are usually on the skite but due to it being the busy period at uni (makes a change) I am stuck in doing an essay! Wish I was in liquid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 You are a lucky ****! Wednesday nights are usually on the skite but due to it being the busy period at uni (makes a change) I am stuck in doing an essay! Wish I was in liquid! I went through 4 years of hell at uni to get my shifts / job, so I reckon I deserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted April 23, 2008 Author Share Posted April 23, 2008 I went through 4 years of hell at uni to get my shifts / job, so I reckon I deserve it. I am off for a cheeky nip of Balvenie to make me feel better and then im off to bed in full knowledge that half my mates are out enjoying themselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 I am off for a cheeky nip of Balvenie to make me feel better and then im off to bed in full knowledge that half my mates are out enjoying themselves! WTF is Balvenie. If its a whisky, then I suppose you deserve to be studying tonight, ya old fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Drunk would be the understatement of the cetunry towards my comdition right now. Corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidRae Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Drunk would be the understatement of the cetunry towards my comdition right now. Corpse. Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 well technically its friday and i am on my second bottle of wine:eek::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 well technically its friday and i am on my second bottle of wine:eek::eek: Good shout! You in the pub tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 So, here we are again. Bottle of Shiraz just opened. Then on to some T's. I always feel civilized doing this after 4pm. civilised - having a high state of culture and development both social and technological Slainte! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I,m off to the pub soon, will return about midnight and post crap! Get up in the morning and check Kickback to see what I,ve posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Going to the pub for a pint at 10. Really want to crack open the bottle of Peroni in the fridge but if I do I won't be driving. And I can't be bothered walking to and from the pub. Save that for tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Feck you all! Still stuck in doing coursework (and procrastinating) on KB but have to wait until Monday to get my freedom! Anyone for Tiger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Feck you all! Still stuck in doing coursework (and procrastinating) on KB but have to wait until Monday to get my freedom! Anyone for Tiger? At least its only Monday! I've got another 4 weeks of not going out until exams are over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Feck you all! Still stuck in doing coursework (and procrastinating) on KB but have to wait until Monday to get my freedom! Anyone for Tiger? This beers just sliding nicely over the throat as well mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 This beers just sliding nicely over the throat as well mate Giving my liver and infractions on KB a break tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 At least its only Monday! I've got another 4 weeks of not going out until exams are over My exams are not over until the 30th of May. I will be finished coursework on Monday which means a few nights of celebrations are in order! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawberry2 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 hello i`m a bit drunk could ave been more but my man got to the drink before me , he now out cold and i`m on kickback lol again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawberry2 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 It`s me agian forgot to bleep on terrace (gave up with spelling) i`m off to bed now lol be there tomorrow MON THE JAMBOS IF hangover ok and if i`m allowed by a 7 year old lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 FTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairneyhill Jambo Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I was going to start a new thread called "I should go to my bed but I cannae be Archie Mcphersoned" Vodka and marlboro lights. Does it get any better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 It`s me agian forgot to bleep on terrace (gave up with spelling) i`m off to bed now lolbe there tomorrow MON THE JAMBOS IF hangover ok and if i`m allowed by a 7 year old lol Trust me , 8 year olds are far more stroppier. And the little petal that she is, I,ll be allowed a long liie in the morning, cos mummies at work! Ferk the Hoboes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I've had 4 pints. Is that drunk enough? Or should I drink some more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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