Ray Winstone Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Hands up if your drunk !!! Admit it! I am just in and really at a loss as to what to do!!! Wheres everyone been tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Hands up if your drunk !!! Admit it! I am just in and really at a loss as to what to do!!! Wheres everyone been tonight? Well its technically Friday, and Im fecked. God bless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 And a week later I am in early from the pub - drunk with some cold pizza from yesterday. Does life get any better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 I'm sober and just having a glass of wine to help me sleep, but not too much as I'm on the 7am London flight tomorrow morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 I'm sober and just having a glass of wine to help me sleep, but not too much as I'm on the 7am London flight tomorrow morning. Where you off to Taz, Im actually not fecked, just merry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 I'm sober and just having a glass of wine to help me sleep, but not too much as I'm on the 7am London flight tomorrow morning. Red or white? Red makes me sleep better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 Where you off to Taz, Im actually not fecked, just merry. Ditto - only had a tenner so just a few cheeky sniffters before heading home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompleteIdiot Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Where you off to Taz, Im actually not fecked, just merry. I'm guessing he's going to London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 I'm guessing he's going to London. How did you work that out Sherlock;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 I'm guessing he's going to London. You obviously have some inside info. Pah. This typing malarky is hurting my head. EDIT - I must have missed the thread containing this info. Taz, get off to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 You obviously have some inside info. Pah. This typing malarky is hurting my head. EDIT - I must have missed the thread containing this info. Taz, get off to bed. I'm sober and just having a glass of wine to help me sleep, but not too much as I'm on the 7am London flight tomorrow morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Ditto - only had a tenner so just a few cheeky sniffters before heading home! Being merry sucks ass, much prefer to get malkied (Glaswegian term ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Doh, Im a bit of a ******. Thanks for clearing that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 Being merry sucks ass, much prefer to get malkied (Glaswegian term ) Malkied? Is that just weegie talk for smashed? I would have prefered it but money is tight this month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Malkied? Is that just weegie talk for smashed? I would have prefered it but money is tight this month! Hehe yes it is a term for being drunk in glasgow, but i've got some duties to fullfil tomorrow so sober(ish) for me tonight. Here's my glasgow hero now: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 Hehe yes it is a term for being drunk in glasgow, but i've got some duties to fullfil tomorrow so sober(ish) for me tonight. Here's my glasgow hero now: That boy is actually from Motherwell. His family perform at the Edinburgh Festival most years! I do enjoy a bit of Ned Kru featuring wee man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompleteIdiot Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Set phasers tae malkie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Set phasers tae malkie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Taysiders in Space brilliant - good to start the day with a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 on my 2nd voddie, john could be in for a gid night:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Well, I'm about to have a wee G&T sesh. Feel free to observe the quality of my posts diminish as the night goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Well, I'm about to have a wee G&T sesh. Feel free to observe the quality of my posts diminish as the night goes on. do ye know mean improve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 do ye know mean improve? Sometimes. But it's not the 1st time I have woken up thinking; WTF did I post on JKB last night. LOL. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawriejambo Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Last time I was pashed on here I got a 1 point infraction(wtf) for calling a hobo a hobo... nae wonder I drink lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 on my 2nd voddie, john could be in for a gid night:p Oh sweet jesus, I'd better wheel the piano out again to strap across my arse to stop me falling in again! I'm now getting stuck into bottles of MGD Could get good tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Last time I was pashed on here I got a 1 point infraction(wtf) for calling a hobo a hobo... nae wonder I drink lol You think thats bad, I got an infraction for calling myself a bad name when I was drunk, I must be the only person in the history of JKB for getting an infraction for slagging himself off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochend Brazil Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Four large bottles of Cobra for a fiver form Sommerfield over the road from the work. The four plus two from last week = 12 330ml bottles if broken down to minis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Four large bottles of Cobra for a fiver form Sommerfield over the road from the work. The four plus two from last week = 12 330ml bottles if broken down to minis. You having an early night then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 You having an early night then? Pah, I hate this saturday working malarky, sober tonight for me. Will be gumbo'd on here tomorrow night. Wed's and Sat's are my 2 nights of alcohol these days (with the occassional Thursday thrown in ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochend Brazil Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 You having an early night then? Nope. That is the total amount of medicine that is locked in my fridge, but im half way there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Nope. That is the total amount of medicine that is locked in my fridge, but im half way there. If you arse them quick mate, the supermarkets are still open until 10pm Might keep you going until the wee small hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochend Brazil Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 If you arse them quick mate, the supermarkets are still open until 10pm Might keep you going until the wee small hours I think I have a couple of the polish fellows tucked in there aswell, so I should be ok until dawn.:Hearts Man spotrun: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I think I have a couple of the polish fellows tucked in there aswell, so I should be ok until dawn.:Hearts Man spotrun: I really dont wanna know about your sex life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 But it's not the 1st time I have woken up thinking; WTF did I post on JKB last night. I get that feeling at least twice a week. I hate when you wake up, switch your computer on and see your private messages flashing. You just know it's an infraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Now what do I do. I have a good stint of gin to finish & very little tonic left. ****ing hell. This is bad. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Anyone else sober? I just had a nice glass of chocolate milk, mmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I get that feeling at least twice a week. I hate when you wake up, switch your computer on and see your private messages flashing. You just know it's an infraction. Ha ha ha!!! I know what you mean mate, I reckon the mods should make allowances for weekends and the fact that beers are being consumed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Two factors mean I have to sit in the night, nae money and I've got a messy night planned tomorrow. Fortunately there is plenty Strongbow to go around so be prepared for worse than usual posts. Mmmmmmmmm! The good auld days! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Two factors mean I have to sit in the night, nae money and I've got a messy night planned tomorrow. Fortunately there is plenty Strongbow to go around so be prepared for worse than usual posts. Mmmmmmmmm! The good auld days! :eek: You barsteward, posting my favourite alcohol on a night that Im banned for it. I'm going to get one of my moderator pals to give you and infraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 A guy asked me to go in and buy him a bottle of white lightening from Scotmid recently cause he was barred from the shop. I suppose the 2 go hand in hand. Gave me a quid. It was ?1.30. How could I let the guy down? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 A guy asked me to go in and buy him a bottle of white lightening from Scotmid recently cause he was barred from the shop. I suppose the 2 go hand in hand. Gave me a quid. It was ?1.30. How could I let the guy down? . By running away from him, necking the cider at the same time. That would've let him down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 By running away from him, necking the cider at the same time. That would've let him down. He had it necked before I had handed it to him. LOL. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 He had it necked before I had handed it to him. LOL. . Thats ma boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 He had it necked before I had handed it to him. LOL. . You have got to help out the jakeys every once in a while. It's an unwritten rule for real drinkers. Could (probably will) be us one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 You have got to help out the jakeys every once in a while. It's an unwritten rule for real drinkers. Could (probably will) be us one day. Never thought of that. Im away to give a beggar a tenner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Just got in the door 20 minutes ago from my London business. Been up since 5am and don't feel tired. So I've just poured a huge Appleton Estate rum with a small dash of coke. Hopefully that will help me sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Wish it was a normal Friday night! Just drank a can of red bull and sat down to write the first of 3 essays which need to be learned for an exam on Monday Still can't be bothered either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Just got in the door 20 minutes ago from my London business. Been up since 5am and don't feel tired. So I've just poured a huge Appleton Estate rum with a small dash of coke. Hopefully that will help me sleep. Cue Andy coming on and asking where you've been Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 welcome to friday night (saturday morning). Anybody drunk, I am, so what , its a sociable thing, ALL THE HIBEES ARE GAYYYY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 So who's doing it all again tonight then? Not me - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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