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The Adventures of Raoul Moat / Standoff with police in Rothbury


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Miller Jambo 60

Aye Dave so when someone breaks in to your house, give him a brew.laugh.gif

 

 

GAZA knews him, maybe they will give tics for the world cup final.

Britain is a joke.

Bring the Glasgow polis in .

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Miller Jambo 60

Is Gazza really that desperate for a friend? laugh.gif

 

 

Ive changed my pants 2 times, lets have kevin keegan, Shearer and miss cole.

What a bloomin farce.laugh.giflaugh.gif

funny though

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Johanes de Silentio

Tom@Sky: "Police claim Paul Gascoigne does not know Moat"

 

This...

 

is...

 

MENTAL!

 

:blink:

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davemclaren

BTW what kind of fecking stupid name is Raoul?

 

 

Aye, you're brave now that he is surrounded by 50 armed coppers. :whistling:

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Say What Again

Tom@Sky: "Police claim Paul Gascoigne does not know Moat"

 

This...

 

is...

 

MAGIC!

Fixed that

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Ryan Gosling

Aye, you're brave now that he is surrounded by 50 armed coppers. :whistling:

 

I sent Gazza in to slag him off.

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Commander Harris

what's this gazza stuff?! ?I'm not watching any news channel and this thread has me very confused.

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what's this gazza stuff?! ?I'm not watching any news channel and this thread has me very confused.

 

Gazza has turned up offering support for the murderer. It is unknown if he is pished or not.

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Walter Bishop

Only in this country!!!!

 

Gazza delivering food and water next up Ant and Dec will be doing a live bush tucker trial from Rothbury Forrest!!!!

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Say What Again

Quality, Sky are interviewing senile old duffers saying they saw a man with a dark hat on :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Hold the back page.

 

"And you're in the village?"

 

"No, I'm in me house"

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Commander Harris

Gazza has turned up offering support for the murderer. It is unknown if he is pished or not.

 

poor chap, he's obviously not very well if he's doing that. ?

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The Real Maroonblood

Is Gazza really that desperate for a friend? :lol:

The police should storm the building using Gazza a shield.

It would be a double whammy.

:whistling:

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what's this gazza stuff?! ?I'm not watching any news channel and this thread has me very confused.

by all accounts gazza has turned up claiming to know the guy. it's unclear as to whether or not he's more mental than the gunman.

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Chris Benoit

It has been confirmed that the suspect is hatless :lol:

 

On my iPod so can't post the simpsons link if someone would like to oblige

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Mr Loverman

From Sky news:

 

Former England footballer Paul Gascoigne suggested to Metro Radio he had brought the wanted man a "can of lager, some chicken, a mobile phone and something to keep warm".

 

He added: "He is willing to give in now. I just want to give him some therapy and say 'come on Moaty, it's Gazza'."

 

He continued: "He is alright - simply as that and I am willing to help him. I have come all the way from Newcastle to Rothbury to find him, have a chat with him. I guarantee, Moaty, he won't shoot me. I am good friends with him."

 

Outfrickenstanding stuff!

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Only in this country!!!!

 

Gazza delivering food and water next up Ant and Dec will be doing a live bush tucker trial from Rothbury Forrest!!!!

:lol: maybe five-bellies will be next up wearing a novelty fake breasts body armour.

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Prince Buaben

Boy on sky cant believe the gazza thing either.

 

Gazza sounds wrecked too

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Dave Spacey

Why won't they say that it is Moat, it's always just "believed to be Mr Moat" how **** would it be if it's the wrong person.

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davemclaren

:lol: maybe five-bellies will be next up wearing a novelty fake breasts body armour.

 

 

:rofl:

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Northumbria police put a ?10K price on Raoul Moat. If he doesn't get caught soon it'll go up to ?20K, making it a Raoul over.

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Just heard Gazza on the phone to local Real Radio.

 

Pished as a fart and barely able to speak.

 

Oh dear.

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davemclaren

Just heard Gazza on the phone to local Real Radio.

 

Pished as a fart and barely able to speak.

 

Oh dear.

 

 

The latter isn't necessarily evidence of the former. :whistling:

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Have you heard Gazza's rambling? Absolutely pathetic creature. Why are they negotiating with this clown, it should be a case of put the gun down or we will put you down. Joke and waste of our money.

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The Real Maroonblood

Just heard Gazza on the phone to local Real Radio.

 

Pished as a fart and barely able to speak.

 

Oh dear.

The police should just shoot the waster.

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tommythejambo

Turned it off for the IT Crowd. What's this chat about Gazza?

 

 

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Commander Harris

if Howard Webb wasn't pissing about in South Africa this might have ended a long time ago!

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Ibrahim Tall

My link

 

He's on live! :D

 

He's brought Moat a Newcastle Utd jacket, some chicken and a can of lager.

 

******* brilliant.

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Miller Jambo 60

Now that would be ridiculous.

 

 

Thing is Dave WE GUYS know the real criminals.

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Prince Buaben

Supposidly Gazza told another radio station that he brought "A can of lager, some chicken, a mobile phone and something to keep him warm"

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if Howard Webb wasn't pissing about in South Africa this might have ended a long time ago!

:lol:

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davemclaren

Thing is Dave WE GUYS know the real criminals.

 

 

Excellent, we'll save a fortune on unnecessary court and lawyers. :)

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Miller Jambo 60

The police should just shoot the waster.

 

 

Cant, PC aereshole Britain will pander to this dick, wot a fk joke.woot.gif

BOYS a friging nutter gangster.

Na lets leave him.whistling.gif YAWN

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Say What Again

Turned it off for the IT Crowd. What's this chat about Gazza?

He turned up claiming to be a mate- after phoning a radio station pished.

 

Police have now dismissed him as intoxicated and he's been moved away from the scene.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Miller Jambo 60

Excellent, we'll save a fortune on unnecessary court and lawyers. smile.gif

 

 

So boring Dave, you know that, not a man to fight for a causerolleyes.gif

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Doctor FinnBarr

He turned up claiming to be a mate- after phoning a radio station pished.

 

Police have now dismissed him as intoxicated and he's been moved away from the scene.

 

laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

 

 

Anyone got a link for the Gazza stuff? Missed it.

 

News are now saying that the pubs are emptying to watch it-BBQ anyone?

 

laugh.gif

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