Generic Username Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 See the pointed chin, can see someone close by interested in her . Now that's the kind of thing I like Doug. This could be the start of something beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hound Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Your the Hound, sniff him out, hows u bud . This guy is just pure crazy, hopefully caught soon. Doug. I aintinto sniffin men I am good mate how are you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I cant take anything this woman says seriously. Shocking 80s barnet. The still they had in the video clip on the BBC news website was even less flattering. A colleague and I said simultaneously that she looked as though she'd taken her helmet off and forgotten to shake out her hair. Still would, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I aintinto sniffin men I am good mate how are you Im good mate,missed all my jambo muckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy-y Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Can anyone from the North East please tell Raoul Moat that John Terry, Frank Lampard, Rob Green, Wayne Rooney, Steven Gerrard, and Matthew Upson all sha&&ed his girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 This whole episode reminds me of the first Rambo movie. He's probably setting traps for the 'pigs' as I type. Grade A mup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hound Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Im good mate,missed all my jambo muckers. did you get banned again.The mods have it in for you Is Raoul any relation of yours by anychance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 The thing I don't get is why the rozzers are making regular personal appeals to him on the telly. Does he have a fold out plasma TV in his tent powered by canny bags of Tudor?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Isn't she a character out of The Vicar of Dibley? That's what my missus said when she saw her on TV a few days ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildford_Jambo Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 On a lighter note Met Jamie Mole yesterday,he has muscled up during the summer I said to him that he was taking a feccin chance ...a blond heided ,muscular guy with a geordie action better not get stopped by the polis Did he say he was leaving Hearts - are there any clubs silly enough to want him?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Police have dismissed rumours that Raoul is hiding out in Edinburgh castle. A spokesman said "The last time there was a moat there was when Hibs won the Scottish Cup". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Can anyone from the North East please tell Raoul Moat that John Terry, Frank Lampard, Rob Green, Wayne Rooney, Steven Gerrard, and Matthew Upson all sha&&ed his girlfriend Could get one of those aeroplane banners reading "The Entire Hibs Squad have sha99ed Samantha Stobbart" I know it lacks a certain credibility regarding the alleged preference of All The Hibees... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Apparently his old Lexus is already on Ebay, it's a total bargain, he only wants coppers for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Apparently his old Lexus is already on Ebay, it's a total bargain, he only wants coppers for it! You want to save that for your wedding speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Whats the difference between Ashley Cole and Raoul Moat? Moat is still in the Geordie bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 The police have offered a ?10k reward for finding Moat, if he is not found by next week its up to ?20k as its a Raoul over!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 The police have offered a ?10k reward for finding Moat, if he is not found by next week its up to ?20k as its a Raoul over!!!! Please see post #36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Current score from the Serial Killer UK Golf Open Championship: Cumbria - 12 under Ipswich - 5 under Bradford - 3 under Newcastle - 1 under (still on the course, currently in the woods) ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ A man walks into Rothbury police station and says "I hear you're looking for a nutter from Newcastle, I wanna hand myself in, like." The desk sergeant looks up and says "**** off, Gazza." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 All chip shops in Northumberland have closed. Police say thou shalt have a fishy on a little dishy when the Moat comes in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark_Mywords Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 All chip shops in Northumberland have closed. Police say thou shalt have a fishy on a little dishy when the Moat comes in Now, that did make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Got him trapped just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hound Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Got him trapped just now. was he found in a remoat spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 All chip shops in Northumberland have closed. Police say thou shalt have a fishy on a little dishy when the Moat comes in Wife finds that hilarious (shes Geordie). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Dog Frazer Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 as it says folks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Shall we start a poll about him shooting himself or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 You sure? Accordi to Sky News not gor him yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Dog Frazer Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 kicking off on sky news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Dog Frazer Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 kicking off on sky news sorry not caught him but they have him. either dead or alive. holding gun to his head police trying to talk him out of shooting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 holed up in a shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atticus Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 OH MY GOD SO MUCH BLOOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hound Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 I think he will kill 2police before he dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Manchester City have officially bid ?45m for Raoul Moat tonight. They've no idea who he is, but they've heard everyone's after him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Been sent loads of jokes about him but haven't found them rauolmoately interesting to be honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thig Ar Latha Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 as it says folks SHED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Don't think there was anything wrong with leaving this in the Terrace for a wee while so that people would be aware that such a hot news story was happening. Thanks to the OP as I would have been totally unaware had they not posted it. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 He's a real hardman He was in jail for 9 weeks and was greeting like a bairn. If they take him alive he will be in jail for the rest of his natural. Nae luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Manchester City have officially bid ?45m for Raoul Moat tonight. They've no idea who he is, but they've heard everyone's after him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 LOL! he's down by a river surrounded by police and there's an angler straying into the danger zone. "i'm just off out dear. just heading down to the river". "alright love, be careful now. remember the crazed gunman that's supposed to be in the immediate area. see you later now". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 BBC News has better coverage at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 LOL! he's down by a river surrounded by police and there's an angler straying into the danger zone. "i'm just off out dear. just heading down to the river". "alright love, be careful now. remember the crazed gunman that's supposed to be in the immediate area. see you later now". Not thread related but when I saw your signature I couldn't help but think of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSwJ2rjUSdc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Not thread related but when I saw your signature I couldn't help but think of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSwJ2rjUSdc that's quite good. catchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 I bet it's not even him! EDIT: Still not confirmed as him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 You can tell the news crews are desperate to get a picture of the cops shooting Moat dead. 20 years ago, they would have been miles back. Now there are 3 sky crews within a few hundred yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 He's a real hardman He was in jail for 9 weeks and was greeting like a bairn. If they take him alive he will be in jail for the rest of his natural. Nae luck. Harder men in scotland withoot guns, end off. Hes a heado , soon be potted . Dougstar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Stop titting about and cut the silly fecker in half with those nice machine guns that my taxes paid for. I'm not happy about all this overtime the hundreds of coppers are getting. We're supposed to be saving money, so just shoot the fecker and clock off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Police wont go near him. They will negotiate until either 1. He surrenders 2. He shoots himself 3. He puts himself in a position that the police have to shoot him. One more option is that he falls asleep and they can incapacitate him safely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Harder men in scotland withoot guns, end off. Hes a heado , soon be potted . Dougstar. What's the maddest or baddest or most illegal thing you've ever done? Good to see you on kickback, Douglas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Police wont go near him. They will negotiate until either 1. He surrenders 2. He shoots himself 3. He puts himself in a position that the police have to shoot him. One more option is that he falls asleep and they can incapacitate him safely. I read that he'd been sleeping one our a night for weeks. If that's true, I imagine that in itself would alter one's psychology and might make you unbalanced. Do you think they might shoot him with a tranquilising dart? Since you seem to be in the know with police matters - are you a copper? - how does the negotiation work? Would they be threatening or try to establish trust or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEILY1874 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 The blondie policewoman standing in front of the police line is tidy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 I read that he'd been sleeping one our a night for weeks. If that's true, I imagine that in itself would alter one's psychology and might make you unbalanced. Do you think they might shoot him with a tranquilising dart? No chance. Saying that they do have tasers Also boy on sky news says that there is no call from high command and that its the armed officers own call to shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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