Only a Game Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Best Poster/s : Ken Barlow and victorian (good debaters and good Hearts men) Worst poster : Sorry JR but youve got to lighten up a bit in 2010 man. Its Only a Game !!! Funniest Poster : Audioslave. You know when he's posted on a thread that its going to make you laugh Least Funny Poster : Therapist, he'll probably win comedy awards but like Harry Hill, I just dont get him Best Thread : Optimus Prime Euro thread Worst thread : The world record thread. What IS that all about ?? Best Avatar/ Sig. The one with Yogi chasing the Hibs boys Most improved poster : Miller Jambo (preferred it when he was a raj though) Lifetime achievement award : Gambo. I know this is meant to be a bit of fun but to organise a flight for that many people at such short notice was awesome and deserving of serious respect. Well done to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Can't be ersed going through all the topics, but I guess the measure of what makes a good contributor is that you instantly want to read a thread if you see a contribution from that individual on that thread. So mention goes to Coco, Shaun Lawson, Leginten, Charlie Brown, Scott Herbertson, Gambo and Drylaw Hearts for me. I may not always agree with them, but they always make interesting reading. I've also met quite a few of the guys on here through my involvement with the Glasgow Hearts 5's and latterly 7's. Without giving away usernames, Euan, Jamie, John, Drew, Raymond, Greg and myself (amongst others) have helped to establish a conspicuosly Hearts presence right in the middle of Glasgow once a week since last January. All the boys are sound and we've had some good games over the past year, not too mention a few drinks on occassion too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Kickback's for ars*holes! Think that just aboot covers it! :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicTs Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I I would like to add MagicT's, he doesn't like me anymore because I disagree with him (sign o' the times) but he CAN debate from time to time. Not true bighusref, we are just taking a break :santa1: I would like to add bighusref, a knowledgeable football man and Jambo to my go for a pint list !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?p=1111610&highlight=boss+back+work#post1111610 :santa1: That'll be the one. Absolutely brilliant, cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Can't be ersed going through all the topics, but I guess the measure of what makes a good contributor is that you instantly want to read a thread if you see a contribution from that individual on that thread. So mention goes to Coco, Shaun Lawson, Leginten, Charlie Brown, Scott Herbertson, Gambo and Drylaw Hearts for me. I may not always agree with them, but they always make interesting reading. I've also met quite a few of the guys on here through my involvement with the Glasgow Hearts 5's and latterly 7's. Without giving away usernames, Euan, Jamie, John, Drew, Raymond, Greg and myself (amongst others) have helped to establish a conspicuosly Hearts presence right in the middle of Glasgow once a week since last January. All the boys are sound and we've had some good games over the past year, not too mention a few drinks on occassion too. Poor old CA has been booking it for months, he goes to S.E. Asia to ponce it around with the backpacker crew and smoke some thai stick and you go and forget about him. Quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Poor old CA has been booking it for months, he goes to S.E. Asia to ponce it around with the backpacker crew and smoke some thai stick and you go and forget about him. Quality! and me, I am exiled back to Edinburgh and you dont remember me either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gunn Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Best poster: shawn lawson Best avatar: Albannach Best signature: pichards forehead Funniest poster: Peanut Least funny poster: .... Best thread: too many,but there was a funny one iam trying to remember.iam sure it was about taking a dump Worst thread: record attempt Most improved poster: Person you'd most like to go for a pint with? most folk here are probally nice people away from the computer,but maroonlegions seems to share a few common intrests to myself. The poster most likely to end up in Saughton award: The Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award:[/b] . dont come on here enough to complete all the questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I used to be someone. Now? Not a single mention. Which is great as I must have a life now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I used to be someone. Now? Not a single mention. Which is great as I must have a life now. You think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I am gonna ignore those that I have met and know so apologies if you think I have ignored you. Best poster: Tbh, there are loads. Off the top of my head, Redjambo, Eldar, Thor, Victorian, Ken Barlow, Acey, Mothy and surely many others that I have shamefully forgotten at this time. I would like to add MagicT's, he doesn't like me anymore because I disagree with him (sign o' the times) but he CAN debate from time to time. Best avatar: Robbo's Right Peg (IIRC) Best signature: Mine. Apt and from one of the finest songs of all time. Funniest poster: Sticking to my own rule at the top, Le Chat and Ken Barlow stick out. Jambo Mickey makes me smile. Least funny poster: Tbh, don't want or need to go down that route. Best thread: Cannot think of one off the top of my head. Anyone that pushes debate tbh, and definitely a Terrace thread. Worst thread: The record thing. Most improved poster: Peanut. Person you'd most like to go for a pint with: With the noted exception of one or two strange folk, anybody. I don't say anything that I wouldn't say in person so would happily say it to any poster in person whilst having a bit of banter over a beer. The poster most likely to end up in Saughton award: Never "met" Speedbump, but when he was talking to a mate of mine earlier in the year he did have a sizeable black eye.... The Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award:[/b] Walter Kidd* for still keeping up the heterosexual pretence. *Damn, broke my own rule at the end. I love you too BH, even if you did send me gay porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I used to be someone. Now? Not a single mention. Which is great as I must have a life now. You're like part of the furniture here though. You should know you don't need a mention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 You're like part of the furniture here though. You should know you don't need a mention! Cheeky sod! I've got 2000 less posts than you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I have only one award to give: JKBer that I will never ever forget, because he has made such a lasting and profound impression on my life.... Tazio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I have only one award to give: JKBer that I will never ever forget, because he has made such a lasting and profound impression on my life.... Tazio. Why thank you. I'll accept a pint of IPA in Diggers as a reward on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Why thank you. I'll accept a pint of IPA in Diggers as a reward on Sunday. Nice one, but please don't keep on posting so many times Tazio. I don't think my heart can take it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I have only one award to give: JKBer that I will never ever forget, because he has made such a lasting and profound impression on my life.... Tazio. Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 and me, I am exiled back to Edinburgh and you dont remember me either. Don't worry, you were included in my original shout out to all the glasgow 5's/7's back on page 2 (iirc) of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Don't worry, you were included in my original shout out to all the glasgow 5's/7's back on page 2 (iirc) of this thread. I know, but was meaning in martin_T post. Cant believe that you now have 7 a side, long gone are the days when you turn up and there are only 7 players there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I know, but was meaning in martin_T post. Cant believe that you now have 7 a side, long gone are the days when you turn up and there are only 7 players there. Not to go too far off topic but yeah It's been great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Best poster: Mentions to bighusref, Drew Busby!, johnmitchell, Jammy T, shaun.lawson, magicTs, Coco, Dave De Le Noir, Mighty Thor, Boris, Heart of the Matter, D-McG, Drylaw Hearts, Chad Sexington and tonnes of others I just can't remember right now but my absolute favourite is leginten - every one of his posts is top notch. Best avatar: Mine. Or basically anybody who has a picture of a pretty young thing with massive paps - Buzz Killington had an excellent example recently.:santa1: Best signature: JHunter1874 Funniest poster: Dave de le Noir and Therapist. The only two posters whose back catalogue I have ever bothered searching. Least funny poster: Anybody who perseveres with the 'peebles' banter. Best thread: "Don't Get Cinikas In a Twist". It had everything. Worst thread: Every Pressley one. Most improved poster: victorian Person you'd most like to go for a pint with: Almost everybody. The poster most likely to end up in Saughton award: duckandcovers/i8hibsh are both potential sexual deviants. The Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award:[/b] Gambo - the plane thing was incredible. Best effort I've ever seen from any Jambo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Cheeky sod! I've got 2000 less posts than you! And the rest Taz. Remember he had 1,000's of posts removed from his count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Best poster: buffalo bill - real knowledge of hearts Best avatar: devries4 or debut4 - picture of 2 ugly ***** getting married at fester road Best signature: whoever has the statement pinched from johnleslie.net about being in disneyland in '98 with there hibs top on and seeing lockey and lee makel asking if they are going to stranraer next season Funniest poster: audioslave, purely for this beauty Least funny poster: speedbump Best thread:Cash My Gold... worth the risk? http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=61367 Worst thread:http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=56554 gozukos squad predictor which lasted only 3 games of the season... Most improved poster: millerjambo60 - when i 1st joined i was sure he was posting from the royal ed Person you'd most like to share a spliff with: gigalo-aunt or maroon legions The poster most likely to end up in Saughton award: speedbump/ therapist The Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: alan "is that a fox?" partridge Quality mate, that made me lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Poor old CA has been booking it for months, he goes to S.E. Asia to ponce it around with the backpacker crew and smoke some thai stick and you go and forget about him. Quality! ....and I don't think I've played in a game CA hasn't played in either! Big thanks to Neil for organising it since last January and of course JIG as well, who perhaps provided one of the more memorable moments when he had to run off for a jobby during a game!:santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 And the rest Taz. Remember he had 1,000's of posts removed from his count. Ah but he was here long before me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Damn fine posters The longer the list, the bigger the risk of offending someone erroneously missed out, but here goes. Apologies for abbreviations - we all know who you are: OAG, Tazio, C-B, DH, mTs, db!, Eldar, Coco, D-McG, TMT, JR, Boris, GA, vic, JT, b-arse-b, PJ1, cosa, redjambo. Damn fine posters always overlooked Is it cos they is old? Francis Albert, 4marsbars Very funny people Breeks are frequently soiled while reading DDLN, Ivanawfyticklikov, Acey. The Godfrey Award for Peacekeeping Only davemclaren can defuse those tetchy situations. Best Contribution to JKB Without a doubt shaun.lawson, Kickback's walking, talking sports encyclopaedia. Poster of the Year Clearly a lad o' pairts and currently on a hot streak more searing than a season in Hades, the_liquidator strolls off with the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ** I may have to review LPJambo91's Best poster award after his unprovoked and seething attack on CsabaArmy, however. It was due to the thread on The Terrace about him. Everyone has learned to ignore i8hibsh, he didn't need to bring it into this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 It was due to the thread on The Terrace about him. Everyone has learned to ignore i8hibsh, he didn't need to bring it into this thread. He's new...he will learn in time. I had a harsh learning curve when I spent a good chunk of my post count trying to convince ML he is talking UFO mince. Unfortunately the man is possessed by Icke. No offence ML. I like you now. :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 He's new...he will learn in time. I had a harsh learning curve when I spent a good chunk of my post count trying to convince ML he is talking UFO mince. Unfortunately the man is possessed by Icke. No offence ML. I like you now. :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 As a long time poster but recent subscriber here's my two cents. Best avatar: IronJambo/Chad Sexington (I can't help but think that poster's look like their avatar) Best signature: Picard's forehead Funniest poster: Alot of the guys in the Shed, too many to name but all have been mentioned already. Least funny poster: Pete Best thread: Meeting Girls in Clubs, Cash my gold Worst thread: Any post match overreaction thread that fizzles out by 9pm Most improved poster: Doug, *edit* I'm also a fan of Scott_jambo's recent work Person you'd most like to go for a pint with: Anyone that could stand to listen to me The poster most likely to end up in Saughton award: I8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Best thread: Meeting Girls in Clubs, Cash my gold Agreed. That was funny as ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 B]Best poster:[/b]For me the man who's posts I look out for the most when it comes to the JTs, the Heart and Soul of Kickback Buffalo Bill. Best avatar: I like the santa Ken Barlow one, and Dr Bapswent is always good for the randomness. But Ken Barlow gets my vote Best signature: Beats, always reminds me to go listen to some Blur Funniest poster: Again this to me is a close one with many candidates to choose from but Audioslave wins it for me. Comedy classics dont come along often, that line is stuff of legend! Least funny poster: Also a close one between Kitster,Kearney,JR and Shaun Lawson, but Shaun Lawson gets my vote in this. Best thread: Optimus Prime's Euro thread has to be the winner here, all that effort! Which made me look intelligent in the pub! Worst thread: World record thread.........utter pointless Most improved poster: Doug/Miller Jambo, used to avoid his posts as they gave me a sore head deciphering them, now i love to read what the Dougstar is saying! Person you'd most like to go for a pint with: Plenty to choose from, and like others i'll avoid ppl who i already I have sampled a beverage with, Ken Barlow or the Dougstar for me would be a good laugh in the pub! So either of them, or anyone else who wants to come along, within reason! The poster most likely to end up in Saughton award: Up until 2 weekends ago I8 was a shoe-in for this award but he has a new challenger from DuckandCovers, but for sheer consistency its I8 The Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: Got to be Gambo for the travel arrangements for all those who went! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Best user name : Boabyarsebiscuit :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Best poster: Can't pick just one. Between Ken Barlow, Cigaro and the rest of that crew, ianbaird'shair, scott_jambo, portobelloJambo1 and Le Chat. Best avatar: Picard's forehead . Honourable mention to LPJambo91's 'Tits or GTFO' one. Best signature: JamboRobbo's (you can feel the rage) or Picard's forehead. ChipButty's new one's good. Honourable mention to the one that ends 'is that any way to run a ****ing football club?' or something along those lines. Funniest poster: Intentionally: Le Chat. HMs to: scott_jambo, Chad Sexington, audioslave, the 'young team'. Unintentionally: kearney19. HMs to: Kister, Miller_Jambo_60. Least funny poster: JamboRobbo, Drylaw Hearts, John Findlay. Best thread: Glasgow's Got Talent. HMs: Cash for Gold, RoaldJensen's Credit Card Fraud Fright. Worst thread: World Record. Most improved poster: Miller Jambo 60 (although there's a case to say he's lost his original charm). Person you'd most like to go for a pint with: Again, The Young Crew, shaun.lawson, Le Chat. The poster most likely to end up in Saughton award: i8hibsh. No question. The Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: Gambo, for the flight to Zagreb. shaun.lawson to receive the Silver Slaver Shield. Ulysses to receive the Platinum Predictor Plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 shaun.lawson to receive the Silver Slaver Shield. Seconded. :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flimsy Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Best poster: leginten or Eldar thingmybob Best avatar: whoever has the one with the hat-wearing young lady with the prominent nips Best signature: nothing springs to mind, I don't really read them Funniest poster: DDLN and audioslave come out with some corking one liners Least funny poster: Therapist, it seems to be just me but I just don't get it, either he is a bigheaded, trolling, wife beating, anti-Catholic bigot or he is a wind-up merchant who has adopted this internet persona - whichever it is I don't get why it's funny Best thread: any Kearney thread, Optimus Prime's co-efficient thread Worst thread: anything started by Hearts1220 or whatever he's called Most improved poster: can't think of anyone, I think doug's posts have got more and more boring the less he drinks, all credit to him for trying to turn his life around though Person you'd most like to go for a pint with: captain, the only poster I've ever had a pint with to my knowledge The poster most likely to end up in Saughton award: he must spend his life hitting men and hitting ON women The Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: I think I went for Ulysses last year so I'll nominate Dexter this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 You can all GTF. *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 Slimmer of the year - Chester Copperpot. :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Slimmer of the year - Chester Copperpot. :santa1: Now that really is a Greggs rumour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 You can all GTF. *****. Who are you again? :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Best thread: RoaldJensen's Credit Card Fraud Fright. Definitely. Best suspension I've ever earned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Best poster: It's got to be Thommo for me. He's not let the madness of The Terrace wear him or his sense of humour down. You should admire guys who stick to their principles and he never hides from debate. Best avatar: Picard's Forehead hands down. Honorable mention of course to Romanov Stole My Pension. Best signature: The Liquidator. Funniest poster: Ken Barlow hands down. The man's an absolute joy to read and once he's started on you, the games as good as over. Least funny poster: Shaun.Lawson - not that he's "unfunny", I just can't be hooped reading 9 paragraph replies. Best thread: Glasgow's Got Talent - more for my own participation in the whole thing, with me, Rob and Neave heading through for the event itself. Another honorable mention to The Phil McHugh Disappreciation Society thread - that's jam packed with hilarious posts. Worst thread: The thread about getting JKB into the record books. I'd rather be remembered and noted in history for something memorable, like being the first man to teach a gold fish to rim him, not some utterly pointless, never ending thread on the internet. Most improved poster: It's got to be The Doug/Miller Jambo 60. I'm so happy to see he's stopped typing by throwing a mallet at the keyboard for 5 minutes and hoping that out of the madness, something resembling sense came of it. Person you'd most like to go for a pint with: Cigaro because he's got top taste in music and has always been a thoroughly nice chap on the board and Ken Barlow. The poster most likely to end up in Saughton award: If I8Hibsh isn't locked up in the beast wing by New Year for trying to give a donkey a hand job at Edinburgh zoo I'll be absolutely amazed. The Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: Buffalo Bill. He's been here for an eternity but still has masses to contribute to the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I think a Controversial topics in The Shed award should be created as well. Think Melbourne Jambo would win this hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I think a Controversial topics in The Shed award should be created as well. Think Melbourne Jambo would win this hands down! You surely mean "Most thought provoking topics". :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Best poster: Acey/Ken Barlow Best avatar: Captain Picards Forehead Best signature: As above Funniest poster: Therapist/Acey/Ken Barlow Least funny poster: JamboRobbo/Drylaw Hearts Best thread: Glasgow's Got Talent, Cash My Gold, Phil Mchugh society Worst thread: World Record attempt Most improved poster: Doug MA HA Person you'd most like to go for a pint with: Therapist/Acey The poster most likely to end up in Saughton award: Speedbump/President Romanov The Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: Sean Lawson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I think you're all tw*ts tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I'd rather be remembered and noted in history for something memorable, like being the first man to teach a gold fish to rim him Believing own hype post, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Believing own hype post, imo. This thread's only confirmed what I've always known; That at least 4 people on the internet think I'm funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 You surely mean "Most thought provoking topics". :santa1: Not really. Geoff is far more interesting and bases his arguments on real facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Best poster: redm in the terrace, deek in the shed Best avatar: the classic RSMP Best signature: don't tend to read them Funniest poster: Therapist Least funny poster: won't give them the satisfaction. Best thread: terrace has been **** poor, in the shed possibly the phil mchugh carry on for a laugh Worst thread: any of the hysterical 29 pagers that turn out to be over nothing Most improved poster: not very original choice but doug certainly has started making a lot more sense, whether that makes him a better poster is another matter! Person you'd most like to go for a pint with: excluding folk i already have met, i'd say therapist would be very interesting. The poster most likely to end up in Saughton award: The Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: again unoriginal but to the admins and mods for their great work. __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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