dale8809 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I WIN:10900: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbie754 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 oh no.......................................too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 oh no.......................................too late Maybe next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbie754 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 :qqb021: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbie754 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 1500 well done dale8809 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 The race too 1600 begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbie754 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 The race too 1600 begins. and who will it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 It will be me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbie754 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 It will be me. we'll see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Yes we shall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jamboboetjie Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 good morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Nobody Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 DEfinitely going to be me that wins this race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano307 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I bet i win the race to 1516 OOOOOOH YEAHHHHHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I am gonna win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 How about a game of I SPY? Hearts related only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I spy with my little eye, a certain young Hearts player ,after scoring , he runs to the away end packed with the Hearts support and slides onto his knees with arms raised as the Hearts fans go mental.A very good song was heard in side this ground and through out the streets after this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I spy with my little eye, a certain young Hearts player ,after scoring , he runs to the away end packed with the Hearts support and slides onto his knees with arms raised as the Hearts fans go mental.A very good song was heard in side this ground and through out the streets after this game. Does his first name start with an A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romulus Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 gazza glen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbie754 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I bet i win the race to 1516 OOOOOOH YEAHHHHHH! No I'm going to win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbie754 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I am gonna win Ah, we'll see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Does his first name start with an A NO sorry it does not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 gazza glen BINGO, well done that man, true Jambo sir, no disrespect to those eh, one who gave the wrong answer.Quizzes eh, have to be on ones toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 This thread has had many more posts since Maroonlegions has entered the record attempt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 (edited) ohhh ma feet are killin me, any good films on? Edited September 17, 2009 by Era Macaroons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dale8809 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 What is blue and rolls about the kitchen floor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Nobody Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 What is blue and rolls about the kitchen floor? Don't know, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I aint telling I will prob get banned or everyone will think I am sick but I laughed when I heard the punchline trust me it is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Found this on a website thought it was funny A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a **** about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!! C is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before. D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained? E is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies. F is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her. G is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period. H is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out. I stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors. J stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy. K stands for Kill. L is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties. L is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love. M stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for. N stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she? O is for On top. When on top she has another O word. P is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month. Q is for Quitter. She couldn't last. R is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it. S stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do. T is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies. U is for Understatement. Saying you hate that bitch is an understatement. V is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place. W stands for Whine. She was a pro at this. X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone. Y stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you. Z stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!" . stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale8809 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. ?Mother, where do babies come from?? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, ?Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.? The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, ?That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy?s vagina. That?s how you get a baby, honey.? The child seems to comprehend. ?Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy?s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?? ?Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 (edited) I spy with my little eye, a certain young Hearts player ,after scoring , he runs to the away end packed with the Hearts support and slides onto his knees with arms raised as the Hearts fans go mental.A very good song was heard in side this ground and through out the streets after this game. well,in my day i spy was played with something you could visibly see. ie-in front of you.Not in ones minds eye-or were you watching a video whilst typing? Anyway Morning all Edited September 18, 2009 by jamboboetjie added Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Only another 120k posts to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano307 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Only another 120k posts to go There's still millions to go isn't there?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 well,in my day i spy was played with something you could visibly see.ie-in front of you.Not in ones minds eye-or were you watching a video whilst typing? Anyway Morning all , Ever used your third eye. Yes you are correct but in this type of thread i though a bit of ah feck it would not go a miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 This thread has had many more posts since Maroonlegions has entered the record attempt! Nah, just trying to be helpful, record attempts, rather have a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Nobody Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. ?Mother, where do babies come from?? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, ?Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.? The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, ?That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy?s vagina. That?s how you get a baby, honey.? The child seems to comprehend. ?Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy?s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?? ?Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.? Thought the punchline was going to be a pearl necklace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Nobody Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Yes, getting closer to 1,600 and i am going to win it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 still going. enjoying a bottle of tyskie tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Good man.... Vodka.. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Good man.... Vodka.. Discuss. Only the genuine Russian stuff will do. Can't stoumach much of the stuff readily available in this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandyman Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 yuk, hate vodka. Drank to much of the stuff one night playing a stupid game and cant stomach the stuff now, preffer Mogan spice and coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 morning all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slashishere Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 never going to happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot Cotton Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Thought Id post something...cant think of anything worth saying right now though... erm... Hibs are ****e! Dont really like Vodka. Bought a bottle of the stuff when I was in Russia. Only cost a couple of quid. Pint was 26p and that was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Nobody Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Never liked Vodka. Not even for 26p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 101 Ways To Annoy People Here are a few i think are funny. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training.":10900: Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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