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How annoying is it that the Original Poster put " Lets Get JBK In the Guiness Book Of Records Cmon!"

 

If we did miraculously get into the Guinness Book of Records, It would be under the name of the thread and it is spelt wrong!!! Jambos BackKick? WTF is that?

 

Also, He Spelt Guinness Wrong... :err:

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People who make a lot of noise when they are eating , fecking irritating and have felt like telling them to shut the feck up and try and close your gob when eating. Rant over.

 

 

 

Noisy-Eater-THE_Jerry-Lewis.gif

 

 

 

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anyone ot a stand alone wifi radio,and what stations do you listen to

 

Howard Stern 101 is my choice-

Bubba the love Sponge

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Toronto Jambo
People who make a lot of noise when they are eating , fecking irritating and have felt like telling them to shut the feck up and try and close your gob when eating. Rant over.

 

 

 

Noisy-Eater-THE_Jerry-Lewis.gif

 

 

 

spaghetti+eater.jpg

 

I hate that too! Its the only thing i can focus on if someone is doing it near me. Can't stand it

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I hate that too! Its the only thing i can focus on if someone is doing it near me. Can't stand it

 

Same as a ticking clock in the room while trying to get to sleep... Drives me insane!!

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Same as a ticking clock in the room while trying to get to sleep... Drives me insane!!

 

Aye, i have on the ODD occasion when a bit peshed and have been asked to sleep in the downstairs by my wife, taken the batteries out of our wall clock.:10900:

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Same as a ticking clock in the room while trying to get to sleep... Drives me insane!!

 

or a banging gate outside due to the wind

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Aye, i have on the ODD occasion when a bit peshed and have been asked to sleep in the downstairs by my wife, taken the batteries out of our wall clock.:10900:

 

Feck that. My missus is the one who gets sent to sleep on the sofa.

 

man up!

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or a banging gate outside due to the wind

 

Yeh that is worse than the ticking clock because you need to go outside in the cold to sort it!!

 

Another annoying thing - there is something in my room that randomly beeps every like 20seconds and its very high pitched!! I cant hear it during the day but when im trying to get to sleep, its the only thing i can hear! Makes me mad! :mad: And i can't stop it cause i don't know what it is!!

 

Oh, how annoying! :sick:

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will it get reviewed and only geniune posts counted?

 

if not why doesnt everyone just keep on posting one letter at a time :biglaugh:

 

easily reach the target within say a month haha

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Many moons ago on JKB there was a post entitled, let's count to........and every time you posted you just quoted the number. Can't remember what happened to it. Does anyone else remember?

 

1273:10900:

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There's a bigger post count on the "5's in West Lothian" Thread...How the **** can we let a load of Overweight, Pesh 5's players get a bigger post count than the "Let's get JKB In the Guiness book of Records C'Mon" thread??

I'm joining the other one....LOSERS :nah:

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There's a bigger post count on the "5's in West Lothian" Thread...How the **** can we let a load of Overweight, Pesh 5's players get a bigger post count than the "Let's get JKB In the Guiness book of Records C'Mon" thread??

I'm joining the other one....LOSERS :nah:

 

This will win out in the end I am sure. Just needs a little bit of patience.

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Feck that. My missus is the one who gets sent to sleep on the sofa.

 

man up!

 

Oh i am man enough and one is manly enough even when peshed to be a gentleman about it.:10900::2thumbsup:(i always slide back into bed when she has fallen asleep).:10900:

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Oh i am man enough and one is manly enough even when peshed to be a gentleman about it.:10900::2thumbsup:(i always slide back into bed when she has fallen asleep).:10900:

 

How long does she moan about you sneeking back into bed for in the morning?

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i must be a pretty poor poster,i got no replies to the following

 

i tried to start a discussion about hobo power earlier in the thread-

 

Hobo Power is a unit as a measure of how bad something smells.

Some noted reference points include:

 

0 hobo ? Doesn't smell bad at all

13 hobo - "A robust fart"

30 hobo - The smeller must vomit.

50 hobo ? Carolla suggested the hypothetical: "50 hobo power is a cat that's been fed nothing but blue cheese for a week defecating on a white-hot hibachi."

100 hobo ? Purely theoretical (comparable to absolute zero). Near 100 hobo would cause death by asphyxiation.

 

So lets say a hobo joins we could give that poster a HOBO rating(depending on post) a smell rating of lets say 30 hobo

 

or will i get my coat....:smiley2:

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i must be a pretty poor poster,i got no replies to the following

 

i tried to start a discussion about hobo power earlier in the thread-

 

Hobo Power is a unit as a measure of how bad something smells.

Some noted reference points include:

 

0 hobo ? Doesn't smell bad at all

13 hobo - "A robust fart"

30 hobo - The smeller must vomit.

50 hobo ? Carolla suggested the hypothetical: "50 hobo power is a cat that's been fed nothing but blue cheese for a week defecating on a white-hot hibachi."

100 hobo ? Purely theoretical (comparable to absolute zero). Near 100 hobo would cause death by asphyxiation.

 

So lets say a hobo joins we could give that poster a HOBO rating(depending on post) a smell rating of lets say 30 hobo

 

or will i get my coat....:smiley2:

 

That post stinks of hobo... I'd give it 50 hobo :2thumbsup:

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Please tell me you're not being serious...

 

It was the last time Hibs won the big cup :2thumbsup:

 

REALLY?

 

I did know that(It does get brought up alot on jkb)

 

I wonder if anyone is still alive that went to the game

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REALLY?

 

I did know that(It does get brought up alot on jkb)

 

I wonder if anyone is still alive that went to the game

 

They would have to be at least 108 years old.:flag1::108:

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