leginten Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Shan't. Right, that's it. No award nominations. Ever. Hell mend you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Until he (allegedly) invites me into the Ardmillan toilets I should be fine Do you want me to (allegedly) send you pictures of my genitals? I thinks his roots were grown in Paisley actually.:xmasgrin: True dat. Smacked up junkie, me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I just want to add a nomination for the weirdest thread. Jambosrbarry posted a thread about a month ago celebrating the demise of his Hobo uncle who died a slow and painful death when an angel(!!!!) fell from a roof and landed on his napper. He was genuinely delighted that he died a slow and painful death. Weird. Creepy and bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Right, that's it. No award nominations. Ever. Hell mend you. What if I paid you in a JKB "cash for votes" scandal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Biggest Drama Queen: Shawn "Les" Dawson. That's actually quite good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Do you want me to (allegedly) send you pictures of my genitals? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis :xmasgrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis :xmasgrin: I'm disturbed at the speed you got that link posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Oh and a special thanks to certain posters for believeing what i say on here, if you all believe I cant sing etc, come and see me sing on the 22nd January in Glasgows Got Talent. That is all! *shakes head sadly and walks quietly away in resignation* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 What if I paid you in a JKB "cash for votes" scandal? You'll find I'm not easily bought off by the kind of blackguard who shows contempt for the basic rules of punctuation. (You could always slip me something in the bogs at the Diggers, though.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I'm disturbed at the speed you got that link posted. I have all my favourite links bookmarked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I have all my favourite links bookmarked. Makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 You'll find I'm not easily bought off by the kind of blackguard who shows contempt for the basic rules of punctuation. (You could always slip me something in the bogs at the Diggers, though.) Well, it wouldn't be the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 You'll find I'm not easily bought off by the kind of blackguard who shows contempt for the basic rules of punctuation. (You could always slip me something in the bogs at the Diggers, though.) I thought that was more an ardmillan kind of thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Well, it wouldn't be the first time. Get it pumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 This one had nearly missed my radar. Mods, please - don't be hasty. Let the fireworks get well underway before you bust the joint. Worst poster for me is definitely Peanut. Absolute roaster. Best is probably Kearney. He's taught me a lot about life through his wise-beyond-his-years posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Does this mean I am being groomed?.... At the risk of killing the humour, this post has nothing to do with the sexual connotations of the above. However, you do require grooming, both of the beardy and hairy kind! Not unlike your elder it has to be said. As for AP being a worst poster, don't be upset bud, I wish someone thought I was the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 At the risk of killing the humour, this post has nothing to do with the sexual connotations of the above. However, you do require grooming, both of the beardy and hairy kind! Not unlike your elder it has to be said. As for AP being a worst poster, don't be upset bud, I wish someone thought I was the worst. I have considered you to be the worst since you sent me that gay porn through the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 At the risk of killing the humour, this post has nothing to do with the sexual connotations of the above. However, you do require grooming, both of the beardy and hairy kind! Not unlike your elder it has to be said. As for AP being a worst poster, don't be upset bud, I wish someone thought I was the worst. The hair I can understand, but the beard?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Worst poster for me is definitely Peanut. Absolute roaster. You got that right. Peanut has seen more ****** than Colonel Sanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 At the risk of killing the humour, this post has nothing to do with the sexual connotations of the above. However, you do require grooming, both of the beardy and hairy kind! Not unlike your elder it has to be said. As for AP being a worst poster, don't be upset bud, I wish someone thought I was the worst. Ok, ok, I'll swap my favourite and worst posters around. Bighusref is now, in my opinion, the worst poster on JKB by a long shot while AP is now one of the coolest. Happy, the both of you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 You got that right. Peanut has seen more ****** than Colonel Sanders. The Jar-Jar Binks of Kickback. In looks and likeability. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 You got that right. Peanut has seen more ****** than Colonel Sanders. Had a KFC tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 No. The damage is done. Goodbye cruel world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I just want to add a nomination for the weirdest thread. Jambosrbarry posted a thread about a month ago celebrating the demise of his Hobo uncle who died a slow and painful death when an angel(!!!!) fell from a roof and landed on his napper. He was genuinely delighted that he died a slow and painful death. Weird. Most certainly the weirdest but it came just after a concerted effort from some folk to out him as a Hibby. Not sure we've heard much from him since but I found that thread to be the strangest I've come across in a long while. Can't remember if I posted on it or couldn't find the words. Anyway, I need to update my nominations having left a few up in the air: Best Poster: Shaun; The Doctor; Worst Poster: Anyone making his/her 'point' about our former captain by including an H or two in his name. Therapist seems to be the ring leader & strikes me as someone who should know better; hence the nomination. Best Thread: Something from the Shed for sure. Probably initiated by Kearney Worst Thread: Any that descend into a "REAL Hearts fans prefer Rangers to Celtic" argument Best Single Post: I hope it was this year when Audioslave gave some first date advice that remained on the thread for about 15 minutes. am I the only one that remembers it? Funniest Poster: I'll always open a Dave de le Noir post expecting a chuckle. Sometimes the man lets me down with reasoned argument about the point in question. But he's never an arse. Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: There are many. I feel that I owe Chester Pishpot & John Mitchell a jar each for taking some unprovoked size related jibes in good humour; I'm fascinated by Doug - I know I'd enjoy time in his company (though I'm not saying how much time!) The Best JKB Catchphrase: Surely there's only one?Later posts reminded me of the others but I assumed GHP The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: This'll be for what? A level-headed, heart-of-gold contribution to a wide variety of discussions? Doug's in a class of his own. Biggest Drama Queen: You're trolling here, surely?There's only one real contender - Shaun. But he's also one of my 'best posters' so no offence intended And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: 20,000 posts and achieving nothing?I mean, of course, JamboRobbo in a post-modern ironic fashion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Had a KFC tonight. Case closed m'laud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 The hair I can understand, but the beard?! Well, when I say beard, you know what I mean! I have considered you to be the worst since you sent me that gay porn through the post. Ok, ok, I'll swap my favourite and worst posters around. Bighusref is now, in my opinion, the worst poster on JKB by a long shot while AP is now one of the coolest. Happy, the both of you? Thank you, thank both of you very much! You got that right. Peanut has seen more ****** than Colonel Sanders. There has been some cracking posts on this thread, but this may just be the funniest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Had a KFC tonight. Zinger Tower with extra boaby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Zinger Tower with extra boaby? Popcorn. I like putting two balls in my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 This thread has turned a bit gay, guess who these three are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 New award - "the most likely to beat their wife" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 No. The damage is done. Goodbye cruel world. I'll book Kearney to sing at the funeral. Hope this is of comfort at a difficult time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 Can I just say respect to BB for his portrayal of emotions through the mug of Donatella Versace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators JKBMod 4 Posted December 21, 2008 Moderators Share Posted December 21, 2008 This thread has gone pretty much as expected. Petty squabbles seem to have been rekindled and plenty of abuse as well. We let this thread go in spite of the rules but i'm not going to close it, just remove the abuse. Please start to be more sensible with posts or it will be closed. It's been pretty funny so far so please don't make us close it. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 This thread has gone pretty much as expected. Petty squabbles seem to have been rekindled and plenty of abuse as well. We let this thread go in spite of the rules but i'm not going to close it, just remove the abuse. Please start to be more sensible with posts or it will be closed. It's been pretty funny so far so please don't make us close it. Thanks. Stop trolling and post you're votes:xmashappy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 This thread has gone pretty much as expected. Petty squabbles seem to have been rekindled and plenty of abuse as well. We let this thread go in spite of the rules but i'm not going to close it, just remove the abuse. Please start to be more sensible with posts or it will be closed. It's been pretty funny so far so please don't make us close it. Thanks. I've tried my best to avoid the abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Ok, so how about we make a rule that we should, as far as possible, only post nominations, or amendments to nominations? That way we might avoid it getting pulled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 Ok, so how about we make a rule that we should, as far as possible, only post nominations, or amendments to nominations? That way we might avoid it getting pulled. How about the mods just chill out a bit and enjoy it for what it is. Very little abuse on the thread. Maybe they can post their votes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JKBMod 9 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 How about the mods just chill out a bit and enjoy it for what it is. Very little abuse on the thread. Maybe they can post their votes! Worst Poster: Alan Partridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 How about the mods just chill out a bit and enjoy it for what it is. Very little abuse on the thread. Maybe they can post their votes! Maybe they have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 Worst Poster: Alan Partridge Given the amount of infractions ... that was a nap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 That way we might avoid it getting pulled. I'll never agree to anything that avoids getting it pulled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 That's 3 different Mods posted on this thread. Is this a high risk alert thread or something?! Just how many Mods are moderating it?! Rumours are even the big dog Maple Leaf is watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I'll never agree to anything that avoids getting it pulled. Yes, but by one of the mods? By someone you've never met? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$ilvery_Moon Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Poster: There's quite a few I look out for. I'll go for a top 3 of... 1) Shaun Lawson. 2) Gigalo Aunt. 3) Bob Sharp. Worst Poster: JamboRobbo. Best Thread: McGhee Thread, Hibs Flair, and Fat Miss UK were quite funny. Worst Thread: Anything that turns anti Romanov just for the sake of it. The jambosrbarry dead Hibs fan one was just wrong too. Best Single Post: That 'ayr toon centre' one last night had me giggling like a girl. Perhaps it was the beer? Funniest Poster: Prancer and Therapist. This board would be A LOT worse without them. Le Chat is always good for a laugh too. Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: Shaun Lawson. Carrow Road in April? Bob Sharp. The Best JKB Catchphrase: FTH. The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: ... Biggest Drama Queen: Shaun and self admitted too. Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: Bob Sharp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 That's 3 different Mods posted on this thread. Is this a high risk alert thread or something?! Just how many Mods are moderating it?! Rumours are even the big dog Maple Leaf is watching. Mods' forum right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I'll never agree to anything that avoids getting it pulled. Fight the power, I.J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Yes, but by one of the mods? By someone you've never met? As long as I've got a tennis ball in my mouth, I'm happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 Mods' forum right now. Dunno how they do it. Rumours are the Mods Christmas night out got a bit out of hand last night. An exclusive pic from the Mods Xmas party - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Dunno how they do it. Rumours are the Mods Christmas night out got a bit out of hand last night. An exclusive pic from the Mods Xmas party - Ha Ha,know I know why you are always suspended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Ha Ha,know I know why you are always suspended. I know - I took one look at that and thought "No boundaries, huh?" :xmasbabe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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