Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 What's the problem?! Are you sickened by the gays in the pic?! Nothing but a bit of fun IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboLad Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Poster: - Buffalo Bill, for entertaining us with great posts and then topping that off with a cracking book. Kickbacks published author. Worst Poster: - the poster formally known as prancer, complete opposite to me in terms of the academy and youth set up. Best Thread: - The McGhee Suppremacy, ruled my life for a week, I cheered, I hoped, I cried and finally was pleased. Worst Thread: - The "is any member a paid hearts offical" at a time when kickback was at its worst. Best Single Post: - Not sure Funniest Poster: - Chad for his excellent use of google images Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: - Borthers, Peanut, jambolad, forrester Jambo, Miller_Jambo_60, Buffalo Bill, coasnova, in fact too many to mention but they know who they are. The Best JKB Catchphrase: - Has to be "get her pumped" The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: - controversally has to be Makween, ever since they went into the third person, is there a more mad person outside of Miller_jambo Biggest Drama Queen: - Shaun Lawson, sorry Shaun but it was a huge drama queen moment. Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: - Charlie Brown, some may not agree with him but I feel he does know more than alot of people give credit and most of his answers are not vlad praise but thought out ideas, always read what he has to say. For battling against some stiff opposition on the board that is the lifetime achievement award. How about some awards: The Simon Wiesenthal award for Hobo Hunting Best Rumour of the year - for that it would be the poster who said Hearts were getting in two great Brazilians for the youth set-up. I so wanted it to be true that I believed it for a few months. Most laughingly bad attempt by a hobo to wind kickback up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Rumour - Pressley is coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 This might be quite a nasty thing to say, but I can never tell you two apart. I thought you were mates already tbh.:xmasgrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 This might be quite a nasty thing to say, but I can never tell you two apart. I thought you were mates already tbh.:xmasgrin: How's you're other ego? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 How's you're other ego? :resiststemptationtolowerthetone: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I can't remember anything wrong with the advice I posted on the first date thread. I think rimming is a perfectly legitimate way to get to know a lady friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Poster: Other than the many people I know in real life I'd say BigHusref, RedM, Le Chat, JohnMitchell - loads really. Worst Poster: Any undercover Hobo's Best Thread: Any of the music topics Worst Thread: I've started a few gash one's tbh. Best Single Post: Chad's wifebeater gags are up there with the best. Funniest Poster: Chad Sexington Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: Alan Partridge. The Best JKB Catchphrase: END OFF!!!!!111111111 The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Kearney Biggest Drama Queen: Prancer And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: Buffalo Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I can't remember anything wrong with the advice I posted on the first date thread. I think rimming is a perfectly legitimate way to get to know a lady friend. It's the gentlemanly thing to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I can't remember anything wrong with the advice I posted on the first date thread. I think rimming is a perfectly legitimate way to get to know a lady friend. Nothing says pleased to meet you like an angry pirate, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I can't remember anything wrong with the advice I posted on the first date thread. I think rimming is a perfectly legitimate way to get to know a lady friend. Never said there was anything wrong with the advice. It was the Feds who took exception. Taking a dog for a walk is always a nice thing to do. The finger bit was just a bonus. Am I imagining it or was the seeker of romantic advice Hartley's No 1 Fan? If so, it makes it doubly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Never said there was anything wrong with the advice. It was the Feds who took exception. Taking a dog for a walk is always a nice thing to do. The finger bit was just a bonus. Am I imagining it or was the seeker of romantic advice Hartley's No 1 Fan? If so, it makes it doubly funny. Kearney needs no such advice. I'm disappointed in you for even entertaining the thought. Disclaimer: Might have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 :resiststemptationtolowerthetone: Couldn't get much lower than it is right now, if you ask me. You chaps are all disgusting blighters. I just indulge in a donkey punch and leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Can I change my "Best Thread" to the "score angels" one in The Terrace? I'm crying with laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Can I change my "Best Thread" to the "score angels" one in The Terrace? I'm crying with laughter. I was about to suggest the same thing - but you can't vote for your own work, Acey! Oh sorry, it's you: I guess you can... :xmashappy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 Can I change my "Best Thread" to the "score angels" one in The Terrace? I'm crying with laughter. I second that. It's a special thread for special people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I was about to suggest the same thing - but you can't vote for your own work, Acey! Oh sorry, it's you: I guess you can... :xmashappy: I can't even begin to take the credit for that thread. It's the sexists and racists who've made it what it is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I can't even begin to take the credit for that thread. It's the sexists and racists who've made it what it is... Why is it the best threads on KB have Angels in the title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I can't even begin to take the credit for that thread. It's the sexists and racists who've made it what it is... And the anti-Catholics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Since I've not had any mentions in any replies I can just have one reply, You're all a bunch of cocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Why is it the best threads on KB have Angels in the title? I have thought that more than once this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Why is it the best threads on KB have Angels in the title? Except for any involving Chervenkov. They were all pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Except for any involving Chervenkov. They were all pish. even my "Chervenkov and Hearts part company" "exclusive"? back on topic, here's my nominations: Best Poster: any from BB, JF, redm, the doctor - and a few others too! Worst Poster: I'll cop out and say the undercover hobos Best Thread: Hibs Flair RIP Worst Thread: Administration!!! Best Single Post: http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?p=580106t#post580106 in all seriousness, I can't think of any single post in particular. Funniest Poster: a guilty pleasure but I still find Makween amusing regardless of how many times he's told he's not as funny as he used to be. Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: anyone who's paying. The Best JKB Catchphrase: "I trust this clarifies matters." The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Biggest Drama Queen: Shaun (sorry ) And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: BB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Best Poster: Jamboinglasgow. Special mention to Commander Harris Worst Poster: Going for I8Hibsh for this particular year - too many 'WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE' type of posts in the last year for my liking. Though he has always seemed like a decent guy. Best Thread: Has to be the McGhee one Worst Thread: Any thread when there is bad news about. I'm surprised some posters on here haven't taken a razor to their wrist yet. Best Single Post: Can't think of any single post in particular. Funniest Poster: Peanut when he is winding up the doom and gloom crowd. Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: Noel Sken. Special mention to Commander Harris The Best JKB Catchphrase: End Off The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Dunno. Biggest Drama Queen: Shaun.Lawson - that was funny though and at least shaun was big enough to admit it himself. And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: Buffalo Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Best Poster: - Redjambo Worst Poster: - Makween Best Thread: - All threads that get infiltrated by hobos,then i can play Worst Thread: - All consisting of adding an 'h' into Pressley or celtic Best Single Post: - Shaun lawson spitting the dummy Funniest Poster: - lionheart Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: - Prancer/rawrrrrrr, Red,BB,lionheart,j in glasgow. The Best JKB Catchphrase: - fact, end of The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: - Buffalo bill , because he deserves a mention. Biggest Drama Queen: - it can only be Mr Lawson for that post And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: - It has to rawrrrrrrr for all the pash he puts up with and still keeps coming back with smileys. PS i do realise he is a wind up merchant but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Best Poster: Liquadator does well in both the shed and the terrace. If he had to work on his game any it would be in the smut stakes, but I understand that with the right boss he could go on to the next level. Worst Poster: Prancer / HoG tie, after a hard fought 90 mins its gone to pens. Best Thread: Birthday thread or Max Mowlsey thread, midgets and nazi's just do it for me. Worst Thread: Any football rumours threads. Best Single Post: Borthers - "Go on fill your jack boots" Poster you'd most like to have a pint with - Therapist (purely to see what the boys like) Funniest Poster: DDLN no contest. The Best JKB Catchphrase: Any of my own. The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Any of the Mods Biggest Drama Queen: Too many to mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flimsy Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Best Poster: Dave de la Noir Worst Poster: Dr Bapswent, anger management and freakshow fetish therapy required Best Thread: the coppercrutch hitting a woman thread, it was coppercrutch and his mates defending the indefensible versus the whole of Kickback Worst Thread: the coppercrutch hitting a woman thread, it was coppercrutch and his mates defending the indefensible versus the whole of Kickback Best Single Post: Dikt. came up with some classic filth this year Funniest Poster: it would normally be hands down Makween but his bigoted wind-ups became boring long ago, so I'll go for DDLN or topcat Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: captain - the only person on JKB I actually know. I think I prefer the mystery of the online persona. The Best JKB Catchphrase: MA HA The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: aside from dougstar himself, kearney19 was clearly dropped on his napper at some point Biggest Drama Queen: Jambo Robbo, never lets things go And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: Ulysses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentRomanov Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Best Poster: Therapist. Worst Poster: Chester Copperpot. Best Thread: Paht Stanhton. Worst Thread: I'm not giving Hearts another penny until Vlad's away - or we go on a winning run. Funniest Poster: Therapist. Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: Walter Kidd ( so I can find out who he is, It's annoying me) The Best JKB Catchphrase: I trust this clarifies matters. Biggest Drama Queen: Chester Copperpot, see worst thread. Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: Let Chat, I like the cut of jib in matters Leith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 People of Kickback. I will gladly offer my flat as a base for ANYONE who wants to come through, have a swally, and then go along to watch this. It could be biblical. Christ but that is such a tempting offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 People of Kickback. I will gladly offer my flat as a base for ANYONE who wants to come through, have a swally, and then go along to watch this. It could be biblical. I accept this glorious offer. I can't wait to see her sing, I wonder if she's tidy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I accept this glorious offer. I can't wait to see her sing, I wonder if she's tidy? I would hate to say I could direct you to her Bebo page. So I won't. I'm ****ing there btw. I don't think I've ever wanted to witness something as much as this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 People of Kickback. I will gladly offer my flat as a base for ANYONE who wants to come through, have a swally, and then go along to watch this. It could be biblical. I am seriously considering taking you up on this offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I am seriously considering taking you up on this offer. Part-ay at Borthers'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Part-ay at Borthers'? I'll bring the dollar bills for Kearney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I am seriously considering taking you up on this offer. You need to have tickets - though as a performer, Kearney can probably get you some passes. http://www.applausestore.com/applausestore-book-show.php?id=84&bid=1 http://www.freetickets.org.uk/free-tickets/tv-shows/britains-got-talent-tickets-free/ I think that Antanddec have sold Kearney a dummy, though, telling him that it's on the 22nd. Those cruel little Geordie lads, picking on our Kearney - it's not big and it's not clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Only one nomination for worst poster? FFS! thwats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Only one nomination for worst poster? FFS! thwats I think you're a ****, if that helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I think you're a ****, if that helps Thanks mate, i appreciate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 People of Kickback. I will gladly offer my flat as a base for ANYONE who wants to come through, have a swally, and then go along to watch this. It could be biblical. Im sure you wont have to, the tour bus will pick up her fans on route, 15 fully equiped 70 seaters have been booked for the purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Worst Poster: Alan Partridge Worst Mod: JKBMod 9 :xmasgrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Best Poster: - MillerJambo,Therapist,SUSS,ivanawflythingmyjig,the late great coppercrutch (god rest his soul), Makween, Neave (sometimes :xmasgrin:) Worst Poster: - Alan Partridge or any of the god squad Best Thread: - Any anti-Salmond one Worst Thread: - Any pro SNP or self righteous thread thread Best Single Post: - Anything by me Funniest Poster: - anything by the handywork of GMAN Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: - millerjambo, Therapist The Best JKB Catchphrase: - Lochend Vice The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: - Dougie Biggest Drama Queen: - me Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: - me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 People of Kickback. I will gladly offer my flat as a base for ANYONE who wants to come through, have a swally, and then go along to watch this. It could be biblical. I am there. Seriously though, I severely want to see this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I've been a bit slow on the uptake on this one; Best Poster: Take your pick from DDLN, Alan Partridge, Big Husref, Ivan, Walter Kidd, Shaun Lawson, Red M (top bloke ) Charlie's always good for debate too. The night shift southern hemisphere boys are good value too esp Geoff Kilpatrick. Worst Poster: Maroonlegions. Some of the conspiracy/alien threads have been pish beyond comprehension Best Thread: Hibs Flair RIP (What's happened to G MAN?) closely followed by Leebo Drivers all men are D*cks! Worst Thread: The Fhat Ahlex Shalmond ones and I8's ropey bird threads! Best Single Post: Coppercrutch (RIP) and his 'i smacked her to the floor like the pathetic bitch she was' all time classic JKB! Funniest Poster: Therapist. Wind up merchant extraordinaire. Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: Loads of them: Therapist and the Gyle Volunteer Force, Big Husref, WK, Nelly T, Alan Partridge, Charlie Brown and Jambo Robbo (be a good night's entertainment) The Best JKB Catchphrase: Fact. End Of. The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Doug. Who else. Biggest Drama Queen: Shaun.Lawson - That one was very funny. And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: Le Chat. For services to hobo hating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Best Single Post: Dikt. came up with some classic filth this year Her one about the servants black mamba snake had me in stitches. :xmasgrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 People of Kickback. I will gladly offer my flat as a base for ANYONE who wants to come through, have a swally, and then go along to watch this. It could be biblical. I'll bring the Lambrini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djf Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Best Poster: Boris, RedM, Shaun, The Doctor Worst Poster: I8, Doug, Makween, Pickybum Best Thread: The McGhee epic Worst Thread: Anything started by ML in the Shed. Best Catchphrase: Are you kidding me? Biggest Drama Queen: Freewheelin Jambo - look up the word hyperbole in the dictionary to witness a picture of him. Easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 All the awards should be shared equally with the Goody Two Shoes clique on here:xmassick: Is boakable a word? You know who you are:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 New Award - User most likely to fall asleep in their own excrement alone on Xmas day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Pat Stanton doesn't post on here, to my knowledge. So which poster would win? I am sure my vote is very obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 So which poster would win? I am sure my vote is very obvious I'd say that Prancer fellae, haven't seen him post in a while though. He certainly smacks of someone with would sleep in his own pis5 and sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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