Malcolm Tucker Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Poster: Quite a few good posters on here, Buffalo Bill, Chad, Dr. Bapswet, redm. If you were to push me, I'd probably go for Chester Copperpot. Worst Poster jambosrbarry or Prancer. MackaysCentreSpot as well is pretty a pretty poor poster. Best Thread: Anything, literally anything, by Kearney. Comedy gold. Worst Thread: Anything, literally anything by maroonlegions. Best Single Post: Jeezo, there have been a lot. Kearney's posts always seem to be adorably, yet worryingly, funny. Funniest Poster: Chad Sexington or Audioslave or Makween. Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: Cigaro, neave, Chester Copperpot, Therapist, Boof, Peanut.... the list is quite long. The Best JKB Catchphrase: Administration. The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Kearney19. He won't let all these nominations halt his dream though. Biggest Drama Queen: Clerry Jambo. Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: JamboRobbo. The poor guy has to restart his quest to 100'000 posts practically all over again. He'll get there, one day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 [The Best JKB Catchphrase: - Le Chat's "Vermin" Such a good catchphrase I couldn't even remember it properly. I meant reptiles of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Damn Borthers I meant to say I'd go for a pint with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Damn Borthers I meant to say I'd go for a pint with you. It's nothing special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Damn Borthers I meant to say I'd go for a pint with you. It's an over-rated experience. :xmasgrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Well you're too late now. That boat has sailed. Nice signature. Peanut, Borthers isn't exactly difficult to track down. He's a hardcore Diggers man pre and post match so get yourself down some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Paul Ross gave a pint with me 5 Stars. He describes it as "a seminal pint drinking experience, to be considered alongside pint-having with the likes of James Nesbit". James Nesbit is a throbber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Well you're too late now. That boat has sailed. Oh well, burn in hell then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I want that on a t-shirt. One of these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Poster: Le Chat for his hatred off all things Hibs Worst Poster: Jambosrbarry Best Thread: Hating Hibs threads Worst Thread: Mafia Best Single Post: This one Funniest Poster: Le Chat Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: Posters who have lots of money The Best JKB Catchphrase: Reptiles The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Biggest Drama Queen: All those who find the need to change usernames And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: Maple Leaf and his team Best Avatar: Deek . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Yes - if only I'd written 'MA HA' at the end of that post, everything would surely have been fine! "Had you going there, didn't I...?" Incidentally - kearney, if you're reading this, a word of friendly advice. Don't take what is said on here seriously - and above all, don't rise to it! If you ignore it, it'll go away. Believe me, I know what I'm talking about. :xmaszip: Kearney, hen, do not listen to this man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackaysCentreSpot Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Poster: Jambo Robbo Worst Poster: Acey Genuinely ungenuine. Best Thread: Anything stating Pressley is a legend. Worst Thread: Anything starting with I have a contact who told me..... Best Single Post: Alan Partridge for doing the whole 'JKB award' all over again just to get a look at me thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funniest Poster: Dr. Bapswent Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: Anyone outwith the JKB clique. The Best JKB Catchphrase: Shed The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Peanut for having a seeminly fascination about making sure he has the team up first on matchday. Biggest Drama Queen: Too many to mention. And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award:Prancer. He may come across as an idiot a lot of the time but he makes many valid points to be only abused for who he is....like many posters on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 I'm not sure how I started this thread for attention seeking purposes?! I noticed the other thread which SUGGESTED doing an awards thing and I've just made it into a bit better structure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 My nominations are.... Best Poster: Buffalo Bill Worst Poster: The Mini Hun group Best Thread:The McGhee thread. Hilarious for its many "done deal" posts Worst Thread: Any One which predicts the death of the club Best Single Post: Best fan Therapist admitting he was in the pub just after half time. Funniest Poster:Therapist. Probably a very nice guy in real life Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With:I go for a pint with several regular posters, none of whom know my JKB identity The Best JKB Catchphrase: Anything with the word "vermin" in it The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Miller_Jambo (who else) Biggest Drama Queen: Who am I to call anyone a drama queen And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award:Jambo Robbo and Gambo jointly. For taking a position and sticking to it, no matter the abuse that came their way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Poster: There is a fair few. Only A Game has been pretty spot on recently. Acey and Chad Sexington for comedy. Gigalo-Aunt is another good poster. Worst Poster: There is a fair few slavers. Usual suspects. Best Thread: Craigieboy's one about taking a dump. Was reading it when my Mum was in the room. Just glad she didn't ask me what I was laughing at. Worst Thread: Most threads. Especially folk saying they heard a rumour about folk we haven't paid or what not. Also I8hibsh Csaba out thread. Craziness. Best Single Post: Hard to think of a specific one but some that have been mentioned. Chad's one about beating wife and sons. Genius. Or Kearney's one about travelling around the country singing. Seriously?! Worst Single Post: Therapist saying that Rangers are our brethen or along the lines. Funniest Poster: As mentioned in the best poster. Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: Usual supects. Le Chat, Peanut, Cigaro, Acey, Chad, Alan Partridge, Rob_1874, GA. Too many to mention. The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Sorry Quagmire but just thinking about it makes me chuckle. Biggest Drama Queen: Too many. And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: Everyone for putting up with each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Anyone else think Walloper is a class word? Amen to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Steering off topic, what was your name before Alan Partridge again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Steering off topic, what was your name before Alan Partridge again? I'll second that. I had given up trying to figure it out. I agree Dazo. Come 1st January no doubt it will have been over done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 Steering off topic, what was your name before Alan Partridge again? The late, great Heartski. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Right - I've had time to have a right good think about this. Best Poster: I.J Worst Poster: I.J Best Thread: Any thread by I.J Worst Thread: Any thread not made by I.J Best Single Post: Any post by I.J Worst Single Post: Any post not made by I.J Funniest Poster: I.J Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: I.J The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: I.J Biggest Drama Queen: I.J And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: I.J Best Spoiler of the Ballot Paper: I.J with his pointless, predictable and frankly stupid answers to this daft popularity contest. Merry Christmas ya *****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Pack it in the lot of you, the thread was quite good until about an hour ago, then some people started taking it seriously. Its meant to be a laugh.:xmaswoot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I'd like to give a special mention to PTBCAL and Jambo Jim. Both top top guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators JKBMod 2 Posted December 21, 2008 Moderators Share Posted December 21, 2008 I expect some quality ripping in the next couple of hours.Thread closed by midnight TICK TOCK Or sooner, unless the posts get back on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Poster: DDLN for me or the Boof Worst Poster: Alan Partridge hands down Best Thread: The Hibs one was funny for me, but there have been alot made Worst Thread: Just any about Chelse/Rangers/Celtic Best Single Post: Funniest Poster: Erm..Clueless on this one Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: The Boof DDLN, Peanut would be good banter, met a few posters from the site in Dumfries and Edinburgh but cant really put usernames together who they were, Robbodog etc from Dumfries good craic The Best JKB Catchphrase: Get it Pumped! The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Anything from Chelsea Fans or Alan Partridge Biggest Drama Queen: Alan Partridge. Oh and a special thanks to certain posters for believeing what i say on here, if you all believe I cant sing etc, come and see me sing on the 22nd January in Glasgows Got Talent. That is all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Good will to all men and all that..........:xmastongue: There is no place on kickback for those kind of seasonal goodwill gestures :xmasgrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Poster: DDLN for me or the Boof Worst Poster: Alan Partridge hands down Best Thread: The Hibs one was funny for me, but there have been alot made Worst Thread: Just any about Chelse/Rangers/Celtic Best Single Post: Funniest Poster: Erm..Clueless on this one Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: The Boof DDLN, Peanut would be good banter, met a few posters from the site in Dumfries and Edinburgh but cant really put usernames together who they were, Robbodog etc from Dumfries good craic The Best JKB Catchphrase: Get it Pumped! The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Anything from Chelsea Fans or Alan Partridge Biggest Drama Queen: Alan Partridge. Oh and a special thanks to certain posters for believeing what i say on here, if you all believe I cant sing etc, come and see me sing on the 22nd January in Glasgows Got Talent. That is all! Who is DDLN? And glasgow's got talent, christ you're slumming it this year, finally realised you're not british,scottish, welsh, irish,edinburgh, every other city,town,hamlet and village class so you're slumming it in glasgow? Congratulations, I hear last year's winner was able to down a litre of methadone in 0.03 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Who is DDLN? And glasgow's got talent, christ you're slumming it this year, finally realised you're not british,scottish, welsh, irish,edinburgh, every other city,town,hamlet and village class so you're slumming it in glasgow? Congratulations, I hear last year's winner was able to down a litre of methadone in 0.03 seconds. Dave De Le Noir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Who is DDLN? And glasgow's got talent, christ you're slumming it this year, finally realised you're not british,scottish, welsh, irish,edinburgh, every other city,town,hamlet and village class so you're slumming it in glasgow? Congratulations, I hear last year's winner was able to down a litre of methadone in 0.03 seconds. Talk about jumping on the 'slag kearney bandwagon.' Nice tired glasgow clich? as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Talk about jumping on the 'slag kearney bandwagon.' I ran 2 miles flat out to catch it :xmasgrin: Nice tired glasgow clich? as well. and oh well the old ones are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I agree with Acey. I also would like to add Dave de le Noir and I.J to my best and funniest poster nominations respectively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Rob1874 is a poster I've only recently started to notice. I thought he'd appreciate this wee reach around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I agree with Acey. I also would like to add Dave de le Noir and I.J to my best and funniest poster nominations respectively. I haven't noticed DDLN posting as much, which is a shame. IJ is overrated - living off past glories, IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Rob1874 is a poster I've only recently started to notice. I thought he'd appreciate this wee reach around. Does this mean I am being groomed?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I agree with Acey. I also would like to add Dave de le Noir and I.J to my best and funniest poster nominations respectively. I.J's getting nothing from me until he PUTS THAT BLOODY MISSING FULL STOP IN HIS USER NAME. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Poster: Shaun Lawson, bighusref, Ulysses, Boris, Nelly Terraces, redm, the_liquidator, Dexter amongst many other worthies.... Worst Poster: Any of the Rangers/Chelsea/Linfield mob. First prize is a toss-up between Therapist and Alan Partridge (who isn't part of the aforementioned mob before anyone takes me up on this). Best Thread: Any where we're in light-hearted and philosophical mood. Worst Thread: All of the Elvis threads. Best Single Post: Too many to mention (there are a great number of funny guys and gals on JKB) but Ivanafwyticklikov's recent "I think the Rwandan genocide was worse than this" being a great example. Funniest Poster: I.J. Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: JamboRobbo and Gambo The Best JKB Catchphrase: Tosser The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: MJ of course Biggest Drama Queen: Shaun for one-off drama queenery, Therapist for sustained drama queenery. And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: All the posters who stick up for their guns, despite the baying sheep-like mob. You know who you are. :xmasgrin: Merry Christmas to all JKBers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Poster: Therapist Worst Poster: Chad Sexington, he is as funny as a kick in the baws. Best Thread: Anything I started usually, or my mate Chester when he's been on the marching powder. Worst Thread: Mark McGhee. Best Single Post: Acey can be quite funny for a boy with a small package. Funniest Poster: The one and only Doug. MAHA. Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: Anyone who paid. The Best JKB Catchphrase: Yer maw. The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: Miller Jambo. Biggest Drama Queen: Shawn "Les" Dawson. And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award That **** of a Hibee that jumped out the plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Does this mean I am being groomed?.... Didn't you know Peanut is from Airdrie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Didn't you know Peanut is from Airdrie? Until he (allegedly) invites me into the Ardmillan toilets I should be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Didn't you know Peanut is from Airdrie? Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for the groom and groomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 Best Poster: Shaun Lawson, bighusref, Ulysses, Boris, Nelly Terraces, redm, the_liquidator, Dexter amongst many other worthies.... Worst Poster: Any of the Rangers/Chelsea/Linfield mob. First prize is a toss-up between Therapist and Alan Partridge (who isn't part of the aforementioned mob before anyone takes me up on this). Best Thread: Any where we're in light-hearted and philosophical mood. Worst Thread: All of the Elvis threads. Best Single Post: Too many to mention (there are a great number of funny guys and gals on JKB) but Ivanafwyticklikov's recent "I think the Rwandan genocide was worse than this" being a great example. Funniest Poster: I.J. Poster You Would Most Like To Go For A Pint With: JamboRobbo and Gambo The Best JKB Catchphrase: Tosser The Miller_Jambo 'Ma Ha' Award: MJ of course Biggest Drama Queen: Shaun for one-off drama queenery, Therapist for sustained drama queenery. And finally, the prestigious .... Irvine Jambo Lifetime Achievement Award: All the posters who stick up for their guns, despite the baying sheep-like mob. You know who you are. :xmasgrin: Merry Christmas to all JKBers! Any particular reason why?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Didn't you know Peanut is from Airdrie? I thinks his roots were grown in Paisley actually.:xmasgrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Any particular reason why?! You want this thread closed dont you. :xmasunsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 You want this thread closed dont you. :xmasunsure: Na, I'm just curious! When you have posters like Jambosrbarry and Kearney19 in the running I want to know what I've posted to merit the worst poster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I.J's getting nothing from me until he PUTS THAT BLOODY MISSING FULL STOP IN HIS USER NAME. Thank you. Shan't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Na, I'm just curious! When you have posters like Jambosrbarry and Kearney19 in the running I want to know what I've posted to merit the worst poster! I dont know much about jambosrbarry, but Kearney is harmless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 THREAD GAINING MOMENTUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 I just want to add a nomination for the weirdest thread. Jambosrbarry posted a thread about a month ago celebrating the demise of his Hobo uncle who died a slow and painful death when an angel(!!!!) fell from a roof and landed on his napper. He was genuinely delighted that he died a slow and painful death. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Any particular reason why?! To keep you on your toes of course. :xmasgrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I just want to add a nomination for the weirdest thread. Jambosrbarry posted a thread about a month ago celebrating the demise of his Hobo uncle who died a slow and painful death when an angel(!!!!) fell from a roof and landed on his napper. He was genuinely delighted that he died a slow and painful death. Weird. I think that should come under the most disturbing thread of the year. It was shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I just want to add a nomination for the weirdest thread. Jambosrbarry posted a thread about a month ago celebrating the demise of his Hobo uncle who died a slow and painful death when an angel(!!!!) fell from a roof and landed on his napper. He was genuinely delighted that he died a slow and painful death. Weird. Ah, the bizarre attempts of those trying to go deep undercover. I missed that particular gem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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