DikT. Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Its been a belter, with all the usual wind up merchants on the go here. JM, KennyM, and some bird mad for Nigerian Schlong's. Only ingredient missing is Audioslave's take on it, as this would've been enhanced further with his Charm and Tact I look like such a spoon at work howling with laughter, the bird mad for the Nigerian Schlong takes the biscuit too. Thank **** my boss has left for the night That is sooooo unfair. I am not mad for it, just like a bit now and again, espesh if I know hubby has been dicking the maid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 ^^^^ Got a pool needing cleaned...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DikT. Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 ^^^^ Got a pool needing cleaned...? Not in Scotland:sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 If they are single, then sure, what does it matter how you meet. It doesn't. One of my best female friends met a really nice guy on an internet dating site, for example. Once upon a time such things would have been seen as something that only the desperate would use. These days, due to people's lifestyle and so on, it is the norm. Put it this way, I would rather do what she did, than meet some sleezebag who is drunk, in a nightclub, Andy. gail x I wasn't slagging at all. Shall we meet on Friday at 7, under the kickback logo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Not in Scotland:sad: He'll pay for flights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 He'll pay for flights MOD EDIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 MOD EDIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 MOD EDIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators JKBMod 3 Posted February 1, 2008 Moderators Share Posted February 1, 2008 Can we try and remember that this is a forum viewed by all ages and try and be a bit more restrained? Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Can we try and remember that this is a forum viewed by all ages and try and be a bit more restrained? Thank you Eh? we all know stretching your lips will stretch them..... See here; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Eh? we all know stretching your lips will stretch them..... See here; is that a Fray Bentos pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 is that a Fray Bentos pie? Could well be.... gazelle and rhino filling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Cheers for that..!! P.s You can tell Sooperstar that my mate is engaged!! So he can BEAT IT Proper gutted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Proper gutted! Unlucky son, plenty more fish and all that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Remind me not to go to Nigeria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Proper gutted! Leesie just wants her for herself Her bebo says shes single:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted February 4, 2008 Author Share Posted February 4, 2008 Leesie just wants her for herself Her bebo says shes single:p What mate are you actually on about?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 What mate are you actually on about?? He was on about the one called toni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted February 4, 2008 Author Share Posted February 4, 2008 He was on about the one called toni That's my Cousin :laugh: She is the same age as me! Yeh, she is Single! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 That's my Cousin :laugh:She is the same age as me! Yeh, she is Single! omg!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted February 4, 2008 Author Share Posted February 4, 2008 omg!!!! Whats the omg for? You surprised thats my cousin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Whats the omg for?You surprised thats my cousin? It was more because of the exclamation marks But now you mention that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted February 4, 2008 Author Share Posted February 4, 2008 It was more because of the exclamation marks But now you mention that Hahaha.... Very Good!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 That's my Cousin :laugh:She is the same age as me! Yeh, she is Single! YA BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I don't feel so bad about knocking one out over her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 YA BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soops has the binoculars and trenchcoat out:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 It was more because of the exclamation marks But now you mention that Cold shower for Prancer I think.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 YA BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I don't feel so bad about knocking one out over her. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 That's my Cousin :laugh:She is the same age as me! Yeh, she is Single! Didn't think she would be engaged considering she is 19. Although I would marry her....now. And if she ever fancies getting a Hearts season ticket. Section E Row 6 Seat 18 is free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted February 5, 2008 Author Share Posted February 5, 2008 Didn't think she would be engaged considering she is 19. Although I would marry her....now. And if she ever fancies getting a Hearts season ticket. Section E Row 6 Seat 18 is free. A couple of my friends are 19 and they are engaged. Saying that... They aint getting married just now. They are waiting for a couple of year yet. Sorry to dissapoint you but she isnt really into football to be honest. More Clubbing, Drinking etc..... Not really a sporty person. Not even sure she actually supports a team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 A couple of my friends are 19 and they are engaged. Saying that... They aint getting married just now. They are waiting for a couple of year yet. Sorry to dissapoint you but she isnt really into football to be honest. More Clubbing, Drinking etc..... Not really a sporty person. Not even sure she actually supports a team Phone Number;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Phone Number;) Quit cutting my grass!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 One of the better threads on here:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Phone Number;) MOD EDIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady jambo Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 So, Who dug this old thread out then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 So, Who dug this old thread out then? Fishing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Does anyone know why that Gail bird was banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Does anyone know why that Gail bird was banned? Probably something to do with hormones or she wouldn't do the dishes.Bloody wimmen eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Does anyone know why that Gail bird was banned? Aye she was some one else..... cant remember who now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Aye she was some one else..... cant remember who now. Creag maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Creag maybe Think they were an ex clothing brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Think they were an ex clothing brand. Matalan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 This thread deserves to be at the top of the shed. Absolute comedy from start to finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Matalan? nah im sure it was george:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Mod 3 ruined it by getting the wrong end of the stick. Back to topic... Men rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Mod 3 ruined it by getting the wrong end of the stick. Back to topic... Men rule. Correct,birds belong in the kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the voice from above Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Correct,birds belong in the kitchen Early nominee for post of the day. Fine work Kev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Aye she was some one else..... cant remember who now. A fat. balding. forty-something from Leith. Called Steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 A fat. balding. forty-something from Leith. Called Steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo121 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 As I say to my wife with annoying regularity "Only a basturd could love a b|itch like you" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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