Moriarty Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Oh thank you...thought it a male part of the anatomy. No definately a policeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I Now if only he'd been born in Nigeria. What is a boaby? My imagination is working over time...but just want to make sure I am on the right track. Ohhh, your on the right track MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 No definately a policeman. Well, its got a helmet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuppetMaster Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Ohhh' date=' your on the right track MM [/quote'] See how we American women think??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuppetMaster Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Well, its got a helmet So at least your honest and say you are not so large...in America the men do not know how to measure correctly. When they say they are 6.5 inches, we know it means about 5.5 inches. If they say 9 inches, we know it's 6 inches. I think they think that we women are stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 When they say they are 6.5 inches, we know it means about 5.5 inches. If they say 9 inches, we know it's 6 inches. What kind of arithmetic is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 So at least your honest and say you are not so large...in America the men do not know how to measure correctly. When they say they are 6.5 inches, we know it means about 5.5 inches. If they say 9 inches, we know it's 6 inches. I think they think that we women are stupid... Mine is small compared to other Scots wallopers, its only 8 inches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuppetMaster Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 What kind of arithmetic is that? Maybe they forget we are educated...who knows. But we're onto the men. It's a huge joke here in America...so always be honest, we will always deduct about an inch and a half from whatever number you give us. And if you were honest...we will be pleasantly surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Mine is small compared to other Scots wallopers, its only 8 inches hahaha! Can't believe you would admit to something so small. even on the internet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuppetMaster Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Mine is small compared to other Scots wallopers, its only 8 inches So you're really 6"? If you are really 8" cheers to the woman you're with! Lucky ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 So you're really 6"? If you are really 8" cheers to the woman you're with! Lucky ! You need to ask Jambo71 that hun She's never complained so far, moaned plenty but never complained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuppetMaster Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 You need to ask Jambo71 that hun She's never complained so far, moaned plenty but never complained Accckkkkkk TMI!!!! Did you meet her on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Accckkkkkk TMI!!!! Did you meet her on here? No but I introduced her to here tho, she's a good Jambo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambopompey Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 thats right Michelle you get him told..... how did you manage to get away from the kitchen sink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuppetMaster Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 No but I introduced her to here tho, she's a good Jambo. My boyfriend is an incredible Jambo and one of the biggest fans of Hearts...he introduced me to this lovely site. He even got me a Hearts jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 My boyfriend is an incredible Jambo and one of the biggest fans of Hearts...he introduced me to this lovely site. He even got me a Hearts jersey. His surname isn't Mellor by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuppetMaster Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 His surname isn't Mellor by any chance? LMAO...nooooooooo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 His surname isn't Mellor by any chance? Dave, you do realize that the title of this thread is "Why are guys complete Daves" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail le jambo Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Too keen? That's an understatment. I think Leesie falls into the 'desperate' category! I was trying to be diplomatic with my words! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Titor Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I have just had enough of guys now!! :sterb003::angry::angry: They Stress me out to the MAX!! :angry: and this post proves how stupid women can be when they get loose and become free thinking anarchists:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 You need to ask Jambo71 that hun She's never complained so far, moaned plenty but never complained I can tell Jambo71's not on tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 That's because we're all from across the pond...in America. Rut Roh...is all the scottish lassies going to come after me now??? No but I suspect there might be a few Scottish Laddies;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Woman ****es off man - man goes to pub. Man ****es off woman - woman writes angry thread on internet. I think this clearly shows who's superior and who's the complete *********. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Meet a man a real man with a hearts top and a Hibs bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Woman ****es off man - man goes to pub. Man ****es off woman - woman writes angry thread on internet. I think this clearly shows who's superior and who's the complete *********. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Woman ****es off man - man goes to pub. Man ****es off woman - woman writes angry thread on internet. I think this clearly shows who's superior and who's the complete *********. And this thread proves why I miss AS so much. :D:D:D:D:D Hope you're enjoying Oz bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Her pal Toni = yes. Definatley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 how did you manage to get away from the kitchen sink and who the hell let you out the funny farm....pffffft care in the community my erse...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moz Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Mine is small compared to other Scots wallopers, its only 8 inches I wished I had an 8" one mate.......... It would save me lugging this feckin huge thing around with me...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambopompey Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 and who the hell let you out the funny farm....pffffft care in the community my erse...... hark at the little auld lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I wished I had an 8" one mate.......... It would save me lugging this feckin huge thing around with me...... Heh heh, you could do some damage with that thing chief!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Hahahaha!! :laugh: Christ, I go away for like....2 days, come back and there is 5 pages on this Thread :laugh: Can see some of you guys have been slagging me though Don't think I should have put it up now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Hahahaha!! :laugh: Christ, I go away for like....2 days, come back and there is 5 pages on this Thread :laugh: Can see some of you guys have been slagging me though Don't think I should have put it up now Were have you been for the last 2 days? Sitting with your flask in the bushes outside his home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Were have you been for the last 2 days? Sitting with your flask in the bushes outside his home? Hahaha I have actually been in hospital for the last 2 days.... If you must know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Hahaha I have actually been in hospital for the last 2 days.... If you must know Scald yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Hahaha I have actually been in hospital for the last 2 days.... If you must know Bet you feel silly now mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Hahaha I have actually been in hospital for the last 2 days.... If you must know Did you Scald your Hand putting his Rabbit in a Big Pot?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Scald yourself? Bet you feel silly now mate Did you Scald your Hand putting his Rabbit in a Big Pot?? What do all you guys take me for?? I am not as bad as you all think I am....Really I aint!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 What do all you guys take me for?? I am not as bad as you all think I am....Really I aint!! I think we are taking you for a stalker/bunny boiler/psycho/generally scary person:eek: P.s Sooperstar wants your mates telephone number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 I think we are taking you for a stalker/bunny boiler/psycho/generally scary person:eek: P.s Sooperstar wants your mates telephone number Cheers for that..!! P.s You can tell Sooperstar that my mate is engaged!! So he can BEAT IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I think we are taking you for a stalker/bunny boiler/psycho/generally scary person:eek: P.s Sooperstar wants your mates telephone number welcome back prancer we all knew it was you hiding under that silly name lol.:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Hahaha I have actually been in hospital for the last 2 days.... If you must know Don't tell me the bloke fed you the old 'I'm actually a doctor!' line when you met and you have spent 2 whole days searching the eri? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I dont really see what you expect OP Your post makes you sound like a complete pyscho/stalker, even your fellow beings (females ) have admitted it. Chill out Its no wonder he did a runner:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 What do all you guys take me for?? I am not as bad as you all think I am....Really I aint!! Just the usual, mentally and emotionally deificent females that this society seems to breed Girl power hasnt stopped you lot crying into your panty liners when someone doesnt give you enough attention has it? Why women feel they need men is beyond me when most men could quite happily exist without women, as long as they had another object they could bone once in a while, but without the emotional baggage that goes with it, is beyond me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Cheers for that..!! P.s You can tell Sooperstar that my mate is engaged!! So he can BEAT IT Are you mad at soopestar or your mate for being engaged and being able to hold on to a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 I dont really see what you expect OP Your post makes you sound like a complete pyscho/stalker, even your fellow beings (females ) have admitted it. Chill out Its no wonder he did a runner:) Right... I see your point Prancer! Lets just put everyone straight on this...::: I am not some kind of Pyscho/Stalker as ALL of you are making me out to be..!! To be honest.. I am far from it!! I just wanted to make my point and thought I would share it with you all on Kickback..!! As I can see by all the replys, you havent really taken it seriously and basically slagged me!! I will remember for the future not to post anything like that on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 what was the point again? I got lost in images of bunny boiling and hiding in bushes and stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Right... I see your point Prancer! Lets just put everyone straight on this...::: I am not some kind of Pyscho/Stalker as ALL of you are making me out to be..!! To be honest.. I am far from it!! I just wanted to make my point and thought I would share it with you all on Kickback..!! As I can see by all the replys, you havent really taken it seriously and basically slagged me!! I will remember for the future not to post anything like that on here. "why are guys complete dicks" enough said?????? unless you want to enlighten us all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Right... I see your point Prancer! Lets just put everyone straight on this...::: I am not some kind of Pyscho/Stalker as ALL of you are making me out to be..!! To be honest.. I am far from it!! I just wanted to make my point and thought I would share it with you all on Kickback..!! As I can see by all the replys, you havent really taken it seriously and basically slagged me!! I will remember for the future not to post anything like that on here. Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail le jambo Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Right... I see your point Prancer! Lets just put everyone straight on this...::: I am not some kind of Pyscho/Stalker as ALL of you are making me out to be..!! To be honest.. I am far from it!! I just wanted to make my point and thought I would share it with you all on Kickback..!! As I can see by all the replys, you havent really taken it seriously and basically slagged me!! I will remember for the future not to post anything like that on here. Leesie, if this thread has taught you anything let it be never to put personal information about yourself up on a football forum. Some of the replies you have had have been a gentle leg pull, others have (imo), been needless and nasty. Out of interest, what age are you, as this may give me some perspective? I am guessing that you are 16 or under, yes? take care gail x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.