Leebo Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I have just had enough of guys now!! :sterb003::angry::angry: They Stress me out to the MAX!! :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 WTF are you doing out the kitchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 An incomplete d'ck is no use to anybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Young scrotes!! You need to be looking for older guys!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 My friend Trevor is available. Give him a call. He likes gravy. *in Weegie accent* "Where do'you think you're going?" Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Tried a sip form the furry cup? Or perhaps you could look at yourself and wonder why you have such problems with men Most guys I know are sound and well balanced- generally pretty straight forward MOst women are feckin mental It could just be that you are, in essence, merely unbearable as a partner Change yourself and try again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why because I'm very good at it. Brilliant at it really.:Hearts Man spotrun: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Come on sit down and tell us what happened. The She is here for stuff like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FERRYABROAD Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Come on sit down and tell us what happened. The She is here for stuff like this. It's only because her "longest thread" post dropped off page 1. Don't worry though, i've sorted it now - what a guy eh ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 Come on sit down and tell us what happened. The Shed is here for stuff like this. Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail le jambo Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! imho, the more you chase, the further they run. gail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! Wild guess but maybe he just doesn't like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the voice from above Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! they're not necessarily online even when their status says they are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FERRYABROAD Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! Lets talk important stuff - What did you have for breakfast today ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody loves Baz Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! Nae offense like .................. But you sound like a right Glenn Close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 Nae offense like .................. But you sound like a right Glenn Close Whats does that mean when its at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! desperate much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail le jambo Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Whats does that mean when its at home? He means that you are a bunny boiler, stalker, etc, Leesie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody loves Baz Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 He means that you are a bunny boiler, stalker, etc, Leesie. Your words .......not mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 He means that you are a bunny boiler, stalker, etc, Leesie. Mmm.... Interesting!! Your words .......not mine. Thats what you basically meant so don't Lie!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Mmm.... Interesting!! Thats what you basically meant so don't Lie!! oh no, the bolds coming out.....shes ANGRY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 oh no, the bolds coming out.....shes ANGRY!!! :laugh: I can't get angry! It isn't in my Nature..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig R Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! They clearly can't be bothered listening to your chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnie_fife Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! It's clear that he's having sex with someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! Hughesie you b~stard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! He is pumping your sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I have just had enough of guys now!! :sterb003::angry::angry: They Stress me out to the MAX!! :angry: With a username like yours I would have thought you played of the other team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sconnie Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I have just had enough of guys now!! :sterb003::angry::angry: They Stress me out to the MAX!! :angry: Men being complete d!cks.... Genetic or a choice of lifestyle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 This thread has brightened up my lunch hour. The OP clearly has a bunny pot Less than 2 weeks ago she had a different thread, if she is harassing folk so early its no wonder they run Lighten up, and accept some people may not want to spend every second with you/speaking to you, as shocking as that may be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Maybe you deserve it? Not many guys want pestered by a psycho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! Psycho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Tried a sip form the furry cup? Or perhaps you could look at yourself and wonder why you have such problems with men Most guys I know are sound and well balanced- generally pretty straight forward MOst women are feckin mental It could just be that you are, in essence, merely unbearable as a partner Change yourself and try again You'd do well to listen to the Doc, Leesie. The bedside manner, the instant insight, and the carefully thought out advice. One point I'd endorse: have you ever tried having a relationship with a woman? (And I don't mean that in a smutty, fnarr-fnarr, lezzers eh? way) Having a relationship with a woman without resorting to violence is damn near impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Nobody Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Mmm.... Interesting!! Thats what you basically meant so don't Lie!! Sounds like Arsenal are playing at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Sounds like Arsenal are playing at home. Everybody! I wanna hear ya sing! Then raise the scarlet standard high Beneath its folds we'll live and die Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer We'll keep the red flag flying here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I have just had enough of guys now!! :sterb003::angry::angry: They Stress me out to the MAX!! :angry: Not all guys are dicks!!!!!!!! One of my best friends is a bloke and if i,m being honest guys are usually more fun to be around unlike women they often take folk as they find them and are genarally a whole lot more uncomplicated, there are women out there who sadly are nutters!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Not all guys are dicks!!!!!!!! One of my best friends is a bloke and if i,m being honest guys are usually more fun to be around unlike women they often take folk as they find them and are genarally a whole lot more uncomplicated, there are women out there who sadly are nutters!!! True true true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I have a 6 year old daughter. Can I bring her to talk to you in ten years? Should put her off for life! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Why is when you try and contact guys they just Ignore your calls, Don't write back to you via Email or Pm, when they are clearly online!! Could be his wife online and not him. Now you've gone and done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Not all guys are dicks!!!!!!!! One of my best friends is a bloke and if i,m being honest guys are usually more fun to be around unlike women they often take folk as they find them and are genarally a whole lot more uncomplicated, there are women out there who sadly are nutters!!! I've never been entirely platonic friends with a woman who doesn't have enormous boobs in my whole life.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Could be his wife online and not him. Now you've gone and done it. Unless Leesie's his wife- if that's the case I say well played to the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady jambo Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 oh dear Leesie_driver.... You certainly made my afternoon... totally made me laugh but.... If you need someone to talk to, PM me Lady Jambo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I've never been entirely platonic friends with a woman who doesn't have enormous boobs in my whole life.............. i,m sure you haven,t Doctor jambo....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Are you the type of woman that thinks its ok to send a "where is this relationship going" type of text after only one month? Cos if the answer is yes then i am afraid the man in question may be ignoring you........ Apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail le jambo Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Oh. I have just realised what she has written under her picture/avatar thing. Each to their own, i suppose x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You just need to know how to keep a man happy thats all. 1, If he's hungry, cook him a meal, do the dishes, and then give him oral 2, If he's grumpy, give him a nice body massage, and then give him oral 3, If he's just come in from a hard day at work, see No 1 4 If you suspect he's seeing someone else, go and have a long hard look at yourself and ask yourself why, then feel ashamed for driving him away, and give him some oral 5, If you think he's about to propose, dont act all excited, just take it in your mou..., erm, stride, then say thank you by giving him some oral 6, If you ask him how you look, dont expect him to say horrible, even if you do, and as a reward, give him some oral 7. When he comes home late from the pub with his mates, ask him how his night has been, take his shoes off, get his tea from out the oven, run him a nice bath, and then give him some oral 8. If he comes home in a grumpy mood, ask yourself what you can do to make him happy, then give him some oral 9. If his computer packs in whilst on kickback, make surpise arrangements for to get this fixed without him knowing, he will love you for that, but only after you cheer him up by giving him some oral 10. If he is feeling ill and is off work, make sure you pamper him silly and make him feel a lot better, this usually works by giving him some oral There you go Leesie, 10 easy, quick steps on how to keep a bloke happy, hope you learn from it hun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You just need to know how to keep a man happy thats all. 1, If he's hungry, cook him a meal, do the dishes, and then give him oral 2, If he's grumpy, give him a nice body massage, and then give him oral 3, If he's just come in from a hard day at work, see No 1 4 If you suspect he's seeing someone else, go and have a long hard look at yourself and ask yourself why, then feel ashamed for driving him away, and give him some oral 5, If you think he's about to propose, dont act all excited, just take it in your mou..., erm, stride, then say thank you by giving him some oral 6, If you ask him how you look, dont expect him to say horrible, even if you do, and as a reward, give him some oral 7. When he comes home late from the pub with his mates, ask him how his night has been, take his shoes off, get his tea from out the oven, run him a nice bath, and then give him some oral 8. If he comes home in a grumpy mood, ask yourself what you can do to make him happy, then give him some oral 9. If his computer packs in whilst on kickback, make surpise arrangements for to get this fixed without him knowing, he will love you for that, but only after you cheer him up by giving him some oral 10. If he is feeling ill and is off work, make sure you pamper him silly and make him feel a lot better, this usually works by giving him some oral There you go Leesie, 10 easy, quick steps on how to keep a bloke happy, hope you learn from it hun. If this girl's about 15 like she sounds, you could have an extremely irate dad tracking you down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambojohnnyboy Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You just need to know how to keep a man happy thats all. 1, If he's hungry, cook him a meal, do the dishes, and then give him oral 2, If he's grumpy, give him a nice body massage, and then give him oral 3, If he's just come in from a hard day at work, see No 1 4 If you suspect he's seeing someone else, go and have a long hard look at yourself and ask yourself why, then feel ashamed for driving him away, and give him some oral 5, If you think he's about to propose, dont act all excited, just take it in your mou..., erm, stride, then say thank you by giving him some oral 6, If you ask him how you look, dont expect him to say horrible, even if you do, and as a reward, give him some oral 7. When he comes home late from the pub with his mates, ask him how his night has been, take his shoes off, get his tea from out the oven, run him a nice bath, and then give him some oral 8. If he comes home in a grumpy mood, ask yourself what you can do to make him happy, then give him some oral 9. If his computer packs in whilst on kickback, make surpise arrangements for to get this fixed without him knowing, he will love you for that, but only after you cheer him up by giving him some oral 10. If he is feeling ill and is off work, make sure you pamper him silly and make him feel a lot better, this usually works by giving him some oral There you go Leesie, 10 easy, quick steps on how to keep a bloke happy, hope you learn from it hun. You forgot oral just for the fact that it's oral;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Do yourself a favour.... if he's not contacted you back then he obvioulsy aint interested, don't contact him again you'll only make yourself look desperate. Plenty more fish in the sea as they say:) John........ have you been depraved of oral.... you dont half go on about it:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Do yourself a favour.... if he's not contacted you back then he obvioulsy aint interested, don't contact him again you'll only make yourself look desperate. Plenty more fish in the sea as they say:) John........ have you been depraved of oral.... you dont half go on about it:rolleyes: funny iwas thinking that too but good tips JM;);) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paws (FTH) Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You just need to know how to keep a man happy thats all. 1, If he's hungry, cook him a meal, do the dishes, and then give him oral 2, If he's grumpy, give him a nice body massage, and then give him oral 3, If he's just come in from a hard day at work, see No 1 4 If you suspect he's seeing someone else, go and have a long hard look at yourself and ask yourself why, then feel ashamed for driving him away, and give him some oral 5, If you think he's about to propose, dont act all excited, just take it in your mou..., erm, stride, then say thank you by giving him some oral 6, If you ask him how you look, dont expect him to say horrible, even if you do, and as a reward, give him some oral 7. When he comes home late from the pub with his mates, ask him how his night has been, take his shoes off, get his tea from out the oven, run him a nice bath, and then give him some oral 8. If he comes home in a grumpy mood, ask yourself what you can do to make him happy, then give him some oral 9. If his computer packs in whilst on kickback, make surpise arrangements for to get this fixed without him knowing, he will love you for that, but only after you cheer him up by giving him some oral 10. If he is feeling ill and is off work, make sure you pamper him silly and make him feel a lot better, this usually works by giving him some oral There you go Leesie, 10 easy, quick steps on how to keep a bloke happy, hope you learn from it hun. PMSL :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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