tinydancer Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 ay ay ay ay cruickshank is better than yashin moller is better than eusebio the hibees are in for a thrashin golden oldie! :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of a big surprise, If you go down to the woods today, You'll never believe your eyes, For Jeremy the sugar puff bear, Is putting on braces and cropped his hair, And now he's off to join the Gorgie boot boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Kurtz Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 If you go down to the woods today,You're sure of a big surprise, If you go down to the woods today, You'll never believe your eyes, For Jeremy the sugar puff bear, Is putting on braces and cropped his hair, And now he's off to join the Gorgie boot boys! Not a Hearts song,but one of my favs was The arsenal song about Emmanuel Petit He"s big,he"s quick His names a porno flick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debaser Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 usually sung after a team had scored against us: "your gonna get your ****in heads kicked in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 There's a rumour in the town (in the town), Gordon Durie is a clown (is a clown), And Gordon Ray, is known to be gay, And the hibs are going down (going down) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 When Kruschev came to Britain, The second time he'd been, He met Sir Winston Churchill, He even met the queen, But when his time was over and he had to be recalled....... He said "I'm not going back to moscow 'cos I've not met Willie Bauld", WILLIE BAULD....... WILLIE BAULD....... ETC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 More often sung on the bus after we pass a half attractive lassie "get it up you while you're young" That will be the Graham Rix Hearts Supporters Bus then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo mark Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 hearts won the cup and the hibs went down, doo dah doo dah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Policewomen always got a rousing rendition of, "Get your bits out for the lads"! (That is the PC version) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lido Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 "He's queer, he's bent, his ...... Mickey Weir" Molly Malone. Various other little 'ditties' - not so pc nowadays Molly Malone! The worst Hearts song ever. Can you imagine some bird pushing a barrow through the streets of Dublin shouting Jam Tarts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Csaba's Broon Shoes Posted July 28, 2008 Author Share Posted July 28, 2008 '' We've got Bobby , Bobby , Bobby Prentice on the wing '' ''on the wing '' '' on the wing '' ''Bobby oh Bobby Prentice '' ''Bobby Prentice on the wing '' Could we not change the words to Miko or Driver '' Davie Dodds the elephant man '' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tynie1874 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 so if at celtic park i sing when the hearts go marching in ( i get thrown out for sectarian singing that song is wrong?) and if i sing at tynie with other fans we're upto knees with fenian blood am i being sectarian again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7628mm Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Whoops my computer went a bit funny at the mere mention of this song! and there was me thinking you were getting a wee bit carried away with singing it out loud to your computer;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean63 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to **** the hibs on new years day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 "they are Hibernian FC, they've got no ****ing history..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Molly Malone! The worst Hearts song ever.Can you imagine some bird pushing a barrow through the streets of Dublin shouting Jam Tarts! Yes, but it really used to get the Septic fans goat for some reason, which made it well worthwhile!!! ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channel 5 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 "Tell all the hibs you know, we're the top of the league and they're no" or on Ibby Tall's first appearance when the guy's in G started singing "you're not very tall, you're not very tall........" I remember singing at the Cup Final "He's black he's small he comes from Senigal - Ibby Tall Ibby Tall " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 BTW - What was the Micky Weir song that invoved the word 'queer' Can't remember all the words but many years ago down easter road way, we would sing "He’s illegitimate, he’s got aids & can’t get rid of it, Micky Weir, Mickey Weir…… ":eek: It may well have been part of the he's gay, he's bent song.... but the memory ain't what it should be. Henry, Henry give us a wave boy i miss the shed Mickey weir is illegitimate He aint got no birth certificate Hes got aids and cant get rid of it...dirty hibeee bassard Recently changes to suit Caldwell/Murray/Ratboy etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I read a book in a bargain store about football songs and Hearts had the biggest section by far as it did not include traditional folk songs popular with the OF? any way some of my fav's were Aberdeen: Harper's a barrel, Harpers a barrel of Sheeee ite Fergie fergie shut your mouth You only sing when your fishing HIbs: cant remember the words but to the tune of Head, Shoulders Knees and Toes, there was one with a line "And Gordon rae is known to be gay" There once was a poor little Hibby, his face was all tattered and torn..... Rangers: We all agree Bannon is better than Johnstone: Motherwell Well Well ..... your Well Everybody Pogo... Pogo... Pogo.Pogo pogo And my all time fave: when we went a goal behind: Your goanny get your..............................in! and Come and have a go with the Gorgie Aggro!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundojambo Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 not a popular one in the ground but i heard it in the diggers on day one of whatever season it was when riordan went to the great unwashed o'connors gone over the ocean, o'connors gone over the sea scott brown is goin to celtic, and riordan's goin for free hibees hibees, wave all yer players goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEILY1874 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Oh ive never felt more like sinkin the booze, when Robbo scores and the Hibees lose, Oh Robbo youve got me sinkin the booze! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordy Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Any other 'oldies' out there remember ''One Two Three, Wallace Kerrigan and MacNamee''. After beating the lochenders 3-2 courtesy of an 'own goal' from Mr MacNamee. Back in the 'Swinging Sixties.':band2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappuccino Kid Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 'We're going to sell McQuade' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merseyjambo Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Hearts are gonna get better Theres only one united and thats a feckin biscuit Oh the Hibs are goin down McNamara is a clown (is a clown) Gordon Rae is rumoured to be gay and Eric Schaedlers 6 foot down (bang bang) - Sick I know but when you were young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 An old classic A lot of English clubs still sing it with non-religious words the way it should be sung now We cant, as the PC bridage tell us even up to our knees in Hibees blood is awful and terrible. We should all join hands and sing gospel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Is it political correctness to obect to singing about 'being up to our knees in fenian blood' or just a normal standard of human behaviour? Are you for or against the Hibees blood version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 So are they all ok to do or all wrong in your opinion? Is there nothing that is off limits in a football song? Its just banter Dave No one really wants to kill fenians (well maybe one or two) but i truly dont see the problem with hibees blood nor giving it verbals to some ponced up footballer about his wife and a waiter etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Yes, there are many grey areas - but a line has to be drawn somewhere. In the world that you and I live in now, bigotry in all its forms is deemed unacceptable in day to day life, and racism and sectarianism unacceptable within football. It's called progress. Jesus Shaun, dont tell me im gonna have to free my slaves, progress that is not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dipped Flake Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Any other 'oldies' out there remember ''One Two Three, Wallace Kerrigan and MacNamee''. After beating the lochenders 3-2 courtesy of an 'own goal' from Mr MacNamee. Back in the 'Swinging Sixties.':band2: I remember Schaedler, Ford, Busby, Aird Schaedler, Ford, Busby, Aird Schaedler, Ford, Busby, Aird The boys that F****d the hibees' to the tune of 'skip to ma loo my darlin' (or whatever it';s called) Schaedler scored an own goal that day by the way in case you wondered why his name was in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Its just banter Dave No one really wants to kill fenians (well maybe one or two) but i truly dont see the problem with hibees blood nor giving it verbals to some ponced up footballer about his wife and a waiter etc. Ahhh, the standard fallback of the bigot - its "just banter" - inccidentally, your smilie gives away the fact that even you dont believe that ... Ok, so anything goes if its banter - doesnt matter if what you consider to be banter is ACTUALLY offensive to the person against whom it is directed. Everything must be judged according to the subjective moral compass of the person making the statement rather than any form of objective criterion ?? Where does that end then ?? Can I extend that to actions which I consider to be morally acceptable merely because that fits in with my own moral standards of behaviour ? D'you see the point that I am trying to make ?? GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Griffin Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 There's a famous painting that everybody knows..... Said a father to his son oh my boy the times has come..... bring back the classics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 What do you get when you drink the wine A ten pound fine and a year's probation A f*****g kicking in the polis station I'll never drink the wine again I'll never drink the wine again :dribble: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winston churchill Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 sung by the away fans henry,henry, drop the baw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Said a bow-legged chicken to a knock-kneed hen, I haven't been so happy since I don't know when, I walk with a wiggle and I wiggle when I walk, We are the Gorgie - boot boys! With a na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na! We are the Gorgie - boot boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicker Man Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 "In your slums..." "If I had the wings of an eagle..." "Hit him on the heid, Hit him on the heid, Hit him on the heid, With a baseball bat / loaf of breid, Oh yeh" "Send the Hibs to Vietnam, halleleuha" I'm sure there was a Gorgie version of "The auld orange flute" Now totally unacceptable - there were a couple of songs about OF players with untimely deaths ( Not just Hearts fans! ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 We cant, as the PC bridage tell us even up to our knees in Hibees blood is awful and terrible. We should all join hands and sing gospel. Gutted we cant sing what was one of the most arousing songs at tynie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Gutted we cant sing what was one of the most arousing songs at tynie. Whatever floats your boat, Kenny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Whatever floats your boat, Kenny. Noticed that when I posted it but thought I'd leave it to see what people came up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunxjambo Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 another very un PC one, which you don't hear very often is "No body knows where my poor johnny has gone, The lights went out the same time,......" to the tune of "Its my party and I'll cry if i want to". :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambosimmy Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 banksy banksy swing on the bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy McNulty Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 To tune of Karma-Chameleon: Roba-Roba-Roba-Roba-Roba-Roba-Robertson.... John Robertsooooooooooooooon, John Robertsooooooooooooooon, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainjambo Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Some of the older fans may remember this from the dark ages of the first division (may even have been a cup game) but we went down to Palmerston Park to face QOS. We didn't have the best reputation as visiting fans so the Dumfries Constabulary decided to send in their finest "undercover." Blue anoraks and black DMs. Well it was pretty obvious so we all started singing Elvis Costello's current hit "We are watching the Detectives." It was a joy to see them squirm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA MAROON Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Gutted we cant sing what was one of the most arousing songs at tynie. We should be alowed to sing the real song when we play Celtic, fair's fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festerlehearts Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 dont know if anyone remembers this but we sang it all the time .........i was walkin down the high street , when i heard foot steps behind me , its a hibee fan with a knife and he thinks he:s gonie do me , so i kicked his f*****g head in , and these are the words i said ....hahahaa hehehee ,iam a f****g jambo and i hate hibees ,<< repeat till your hearts content ,, bring back the shed,,,> also ........................do you remember ..........3 police man and a dog went for a swim in blackpool .... if you did that used to wind up the polis no end they always arrested somebody after that ...... also remember all the away games i never went to watch football the songs ...the jumping about .... whinding up other fans as long as hearts one who cares ......where a right bunch o b*****ds when we win ,draw, or lose ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Ahhh, the standard fallback of the bigot - its "just banter" - inccidentally, your smilie gives away the fact that even you dont believe that ... Ok, so anything goes if its banter - doesnt matter if what you consider to be banter is ACTUALLY offensive to the person against whom it is directed. Everything must be judged according to the subjective moral compass of the person making the statement rather than any form of objective criterion ?? Where does that end then ?? Can I extend that to actions which I consider to be morally acceptable merely because that fits in with my own moral standards of behaviour ? D'you see the point that I am trying to make ?? GC So, we should not sing oh the hibees are gay, due to the fact statistically some will be? I find nothing wrong with singing about hibees blood, its johnny come latelys like you that are ruining football. We may as well stop singing all together as the majority of songs are INTENDED to upset/annoy the other team and or its supporters, perhaps your more suited to tennis. Please stop with the moral compass crap, if you dont like men raising their voices and taking the **** for 90 mins time to go with the wife/husband to ikea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Gutted we cant sing what was one of the most arousing songs at tynie. Its ok, hopefully they will move onto something else soon, i hear Tesco were overpriced on sprouts or something, im sure they will all be off to send their outraged from Edinburgh letters and leave us to it soon. Personally im singing Hibees blood and feck them! See you all in the main stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romanov Stole My Pension Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Tell all the Hibs you know, It's 106 years in a row! "Too many syllables" as was sung at Rugby Park. Hopefully in a few months time 108 will be back on the song sheet. Oh and as far as I'm concerned Hullo Hullo is a sadly missed song (just listen to the crowd at games!). One of the few songs that you can really just shout out. Not to mention how much it ****es off the hibees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siegementality Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 There's a rumour in the town (in the town),Gordon Durie is a clown (is a clown), And Gordon Ray, is known to be gay, And the hibs are going down (going down) I remember it as We're the best team in the town, in the town Gordon Durie is a clown, is a clown Gordon Rae, is known to be gay, Hibernian are going down, staying down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siegementality Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Vladimir Romanov, Vladimir Romanov, Vladimir Romanov, Vladimir Romanov! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckstone Hearts Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 To the tune of Doe-a-deer, this is all I can remember. Please feel free to fill in the gaps (of which there are many). Joe's a queer, so's Mickey Weir ........likes the brown Eddie May is very gay ........ ........ ........ We think every Hibee's bent That's why their always going down, down, down, down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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