il Duce McTarkin Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 14 minutes ago, jonesy said: Like the feeling of opening a sixteenth can on a Monday night? More or less. Jonesy's covid speakeasy has a lot to answer for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 21 hours ago, jonesy said: Bet you've got the adult nappies on as well, ya deviant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 15 hours ago, Lord BJ said: Pfft, you clearly, need executed 🤷🏻♂️ Though you kind of proves my point. Hard to deny, the world would be better of if was less if your types 😃 ****ing Wotsits Sandwich Muncher. Probably put ketchup on sandwich too😡 Wotsits aren't crisps. A roll and salt and vinegar, : 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 20 minutes ago, jonesy said: Still open. But we changed the password. Now you have to knock the door to the same rhythm as Fields of Athenry. Father's Advice, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted May 6, 2023 Author Share Posted May 6, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, jonesy said: Interestingly, this messageboard's emoji lists contains flags for almost every country, territory, and cause on the planet. From 🏳️⚧️to 🇷🇺 and 🇰🇵 to 🏴, they're all there. Except one notable exception... Care to guess? The lion rampant in a field of azure? #funwithflags Edited May 6, 2023 by Konrad von Carstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, jonesy said: Interestingly, this messageboard's emoji lists contains flags for almost every country, territory, and cause on the planet. From 🏳️⚧️to 🇷🇺 and 🇰🇵 to 🏴, they're all there. Except one notable exception... Care to guess? Pretty sure one of the McTarkin ancestors copped an infraction for questioning this yonks ago, jonesy. You'll probably find the gist of an answer somewhere between the lines on the seperatist, woke, and LGBT+/- threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 4 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: I don’t trust a thing that can lick their balls then want to lick your face 😎 Aye you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 25 minutes ago, jonesy said: Interestingly, this messageboard's emoji lists contains flags for almost every country, territory, and cause on the planet. From 🏳️⚧️to 🇷🇺 and 🇰🇵 to 🏴, they're all there. Except one notable exception... Care to guess? Northern Ireland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 30 minutes ago, jonesy said: Interestingly, this messageboard's emoji lists contains flags for almost every country, territory, and cause on the planet. From 🏳️⚧️to 🇷🇺 and 🇰🇵 to 🏴, they're all there. Except one notable exception... Care to guess? The Welsh Griffin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 43 minutes ago, jonesy said: Interestingly, this messageboard's emoji lists contains flags for almost every country, territory, and cause on the planet. From 🏳️⚧️to 🇷🇺 and 🇰🇵 to 🏴, they're all there. Except one notable exception... Care to guess? :Sealandia: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 20 minutes ago, jonesy said: Nope. The Independent Republic of Rhetoricalquestioniania. I'd have never have guessed that. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 16 minutes ago, jonesy said: Nope. The Independent Republic of Rhetoricalquestioniania. This one's missing too. Here's me and the boys off for a pint ast Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 31 minutes ago, Morgan said: Aye you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, jonesy said: Interestingly, this messageboard's emoji lists contains flags for almost every country, territory, and cause on the planet. From 🏳️⚧️to 🇷🇺 and 🇰🇵 to 🏴, they're all there. Except one notable exception... Care to guess? Don't think it's on Android generally either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Just now, jonesy said: Ahndroid. 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 African ,Asian and most countries outside Europe and North America see the opposite from us on world politics . Ukraine the most recent example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Jambo Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 8 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: I’m back on fasting . Didn’t eat until 6 pm the last few nights . Last food was 10 pm night before Was wondering why you were eyeing up Zigi. Very cute but not much eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Left wing comedy is shit and isn't reality. And only get laughs as way of agreement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 11 hours ago, Ked said: Left wing comedy is shit and isn't reality. And only get laughs as way of agreement. Aye cause Jim Davidson is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 16 hours ago, jonesy said: Ahndroid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 16 hours ago, jonesy said: Ahndroid. What do you expect, made by Ghoogle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoncurMacdonaldMercer Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 it was very soft / debatable but I thought Cochrane was a justifiable red yesterday - 50/50 decision even 11 v 11 wouldn’t surprise me had we lost anyway due to them just being better and more clinical - seen that movie so many times - old firm doing it to us and us doing it to lesser teams - ride out the storm take one or two of your scarce chances very good performance tho even after the red card hearts fans can be happy with a performance without winning 10-0 every week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 On 06/05/2023 at 21:35, Ked said: Left wing comedy is shit and isn't reality. And only get laughs as way of agreement. It's pretty lame and far too obvious and usually has the crowd whooping and screaming on the basis of really pathetic humour. Of course it doesn't help that the right wing government of the day is beyond parody in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 Amongst friends, what is said in Whatsapp groups should be above any kind of decency laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 3 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said: Amongst friends, what is said in Whatsapp groups should be above any kind of decency laws. What if someone sends a snuff film? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said: Amongst friends, what is said in Whatsapp groups should be above any kind of decency laws. And if it's someone you actually like, no the nippy cnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Smithee said: And if it's someone you actually like, no the nippy cnt Just bantz innit 🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Nookie Bear said: Just bantz innit 🤷♂️ Nah I'd grass him in. Unless there's stuff from people I like that would bring trouble to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Smithee said: Nah I'd grass him in. Unless there's stuff from people I like that would bring trouble to them tbf I would have weeded out that kind of person from my life before then thats a pretty extreme example! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyCant Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 (edited) Folk who wear baseball caps back to front should be publicly derided and shamed. Looking at one such creature right now and just want to slap his puss. Why is it always overblown gym junkies with neck tattoos who do this ? Edited May 9, 2023 by JimmyCant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted May 9, 2023 Author Share Posted May 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, JimmyCant said: Folk who wear baseball caps back to front should be publicly derided and shamed. Looking at one such creature right now and just want to slap his puss. Why is it always overblown gym junkies with neck tattoos who do this ? UNpopular opinions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 23 minutes ago, JimmyCant said: Folk who wear baseball caps back to front should be publicly derided and shamed. Looking at one such creature right now and just want to slap his puss. Why is it always overblown gym junkies with neck tattoos who do this ? Folk who even possess baseball caps should be hammer slapped, just to be on the safe side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 22 hours ago, Nookie Bear said: Amongst friends, what is said in Whatsapp groups should be above any kind of decency laws. There's posters on this board who'd be looking at jail time for the vile filth that they send me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 I still like Craig Levein, I can't help it, he was a hero of mine growing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted May 9, 2023 Author Share Posted May 9, 2023 35 minutes ago, Smithee said: Folk who even possess baseball caps should be hammer slapped, just to be on the safe side You'd love my collection of Chicago Blackhawks and Miami Dolphins caps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said: You'd love my collection of Chicago Blackhawks and Miami Dolphins caps... You'd love my collection of hammers! Edited May 9, 2023 by Smithee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted May 9, 2023 Author Share Posted May 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, Smithee said: You'd love my collection of hammers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 Dave Grohl is a publicity obsessed arse who will jump onto anything to try and stay “relevant”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Jim Goodwin is very handsome “ bohemian rapsody “ is pish ( sitting in pub and someone keeps putting it on jukebox ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 On 08/05/2023 at 17:41, Nookie Bear said: tbf I would have weeded out that kind of person from my life before then thats a pretty extreme example! See, that’s why I didn’t get The Inbetweeners. That blond one (Jay ?) was such an utter pr**k the rest just wouldn’t be friends with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Jim Goodwin is very handsome “ bohemian rapsody “ is pish ( sitting in pub and someone keeps putting it on jukebox ) I can't either argue or agree with you on the first. A lot of people would agree with you on the second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the posh bit Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 A decent jar of instant coffee tastes better than anything a plooky barista will knock up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 Penny Mordant is not attractive in any way. in much the same way as that horror that does the weather on BBC Scotland that some on here dribble over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 On 09/05/2023 at 11:53, Smithee said: I still like Craig Levein, I can't help it, he was a hero of mine growing up. Same. I even had his name on the back of my top when I was about 13. Spelt "Levien" I before E except after C is lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Hansel said: Same. I even had his name on the back of my top when I was about 13. Spelt "Levien" I before E except after C is lies I went to Dalkeith High, you don't need to convince me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Penny Mordant is not attractive in any way. in much the same way as that horror that does the weather on BBC Scotland that some on here dribble over... Thank God someone said it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the posh bit Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 23 minutes ago, R9. said: When you open a new instant coffee jar you haven’t had for a while taste so good. A lot of these shops you get coffee from is a hit or miss and about £3 for a latte or americano. I’m with you with the jar of instant. Lor Classic I’m on currently Margiotta and Waitrose sell Cafe Direct Machu Pichuu, class coffee. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 Musicians love-in for Bob Dylan .... why ? He's dull. Voice grates. Belongs in the 60s with his "protest songs" ? An old Radio Active sketch nailed it "Ladies & Gentlemen - I've suffered for my music. Now its your turn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 5 hours ago, Lone Striker said: Musicians love-in for Bob Dylan .... why ? He's dull. Voice grates. Belongs in the 60s with his "protest songs" ? An old Radio Active sketch nailed it "Ladies & Gentlemen - I've suffered for my music. Now its your turn" Protest songs make a very small part of Dylan’s back catalogue. I do enjoy how his very presence winds some people up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clivehunter81 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 Nigel farrage is the best prime minister we never had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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