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On 16/09/2021 at 13:59, Ron Burgundy said:

I am enjoying her demise way more than I should. Also the tears and snotters from Chief Mammy's gullible army trying to defend her is exquisite.

 

On 16/09/2021 at 14:23, Auldbenches said:

I'm enjoying it because she deserves it.  Not the woman I dislike most in Scottish comedy the most.

That goes to that other greedy boot Karen koren. 

 

 

Well said both.

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Her 'act' and 'banter' is not "Scottish banter", it is West coast banter and I have about as much in common with that as I do a jelly fish in the sea.

 

An absolute cringefest of an individual.

 

She is way out in front ahead of ***** like the wee woman who does the Bank of Scotland Halifax adverts and that 'look at me I am camp' Craig Hill, and **** me that is saying something.

 

Why not get Karen Dunbar to do these kind of adverts - at least she is funny.

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1 hour ago, i8hibsh said:

Her 'act' and 'banter' is not "Scottish banter", it is West coast banter and I have about as much in common with that as I do a jelly fish in the sea.

 

An absolute cringefest of an individual.

 

She is way out in front ahead of ***** like the wee woman who does the Bank of Scotland Halifax adverts and that 'look at me I am camp' Craig Hill, and **** me that is saying something.

 

Why not get Karen Dunbar to do these kind of adverts - at least she is funny.

It's the Dorothy Paul statement. 

'Well Glasgow humour is Scotland's humour!' 

i think the programme was about weedgie humour or the that theatre they all used to say was tough to play.

Jimmy Logan said.  'No turn unstoned'  

Watch it listen to the vast majority of comedy on bbc Scotland and nothing's changed.

It won't while they are still based in Glasgow. 

Not just comedy but everything revolves around that place.  

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On 20/09/2021 at 16:05, Auldbenches said:

It's the Dorothy Paul statement. 

'Well Glasgow humour is Scotland's humour!' 

i think the programme was about weedgie humour or the that theatre they all used to say was tough to play.

Jimmy Logan said.  'No turn unstoned'  

Watch it listen to the vast majority of comedy on bbc Scotland and nothing's changed.

It won't while they are still based in Glasgow. 

Not just comedy but everything revolves around that place.  

 

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On 20/09/2021 at 16:05, Auldbenches said:

It's the Dorothy Paul statement. 

'Well Glasgow humour is Scotland's humour!' 

i think the programme was about weedgie humour or the that theatre they all used to say was tough to play.

Jimmy Logan said.  'No turn unstoned'  

Watch it listen to the vast majority of comedy on bbc Scotland and nothing's changed.

It won't while they are still based in Glasgow. 

Not just comedy but everything revolves around that place.  

Not our fault you're so untalented, so untalented you had to start a festival.

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14 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Not our fault you're so untalented, so untalented you had to start a festival.

You’re not even a weegie. You’re from Paisley, a place so shite even Glasgow is embarrassed by being next to it. 

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12 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Not our fault you're so untalented, so untalented you had to start a festival.

You're right.  No one in the rest of the country will ever be as funny or talented in any way compared to people like Godley and....help me out here.

The fringe was formed by people in Edinburgh who wanted to perform.  Admittedly they weren't all originally from Glasgow, but it's not out fault that no one moves there.  

Or heaven forbid that if they do, they try and change weedgie 'culture.'  I suppose why change what is already fantastic...or risk it.

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17 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Not our fault you're so untalented, so untalented you had to start a festival.

Paisley and you are giving to anyone else when it comes to talent.  

That drummer who now presents telly dougie something, I'll give you that.  Who beats that for talent?  

So your from paisley and kissing the weedgie arse? 

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On 20/09/2021 at 14:47, i8hibsh said:

Her 'act' and 'banter' is not "Scottish banter", it is West coast banter and I have about as much in common with that as I do a jelly fish in the sea.

 

An absolute cringefest of an individual.

 

She is way out in front ahead of ***** like the wee woman who does the Bank of Scotland Halifax adverts and that 'look at me I am camp' Craig Hill, and **** me that is saying something.

 

Why not get Karen Dunbar to do these kind of adverts - at least she is funny.

Agreed 😂

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32 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Not our fault you're so untalented, so untalented you had to start a festival.

A post like this about the festival is just pure envy.   

'My name is Glasgow and I am jealous as ****'   First step to recovery.  

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Assume the Gov pulled all her ads after this came out as I've not heard her on the radio for weeks.

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3 hours ago, Tazio said:

You’re not even a weegie. You’re from Paisley, a place so shite even Glasgow is embarrassed by being next to it. 

 

Paisley was a great wee town in the 70s and 80s. Its in a disgraceful state now. The massive shopping centres around it killed it. 

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19 hours ago, ri Alban said:

Not our fault you're so untalented, so untalented you had to start a festival.

 

Fair play, you caught a few with that one :laugh2:

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23 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said:

 

Fair play, you caught a few with that one :laugh2:

And sat back while idiots like myself took the bait.   Credit 

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4 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

And right on cue the vile witch has her story of redemption . Even more disgusting is that Nippoleon apparently offered her support after all the  furore 

 

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/7802545/janey-godley-racist-tweets-nicola-sturgeon-support/

 

 

Humza must have let this one pass.  

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Must be because she puts a cross by the SNP on election day.  If I had tweeted word for word her posts as a non SNP voter I would be called out as a far right racist and be getting investiagted under the hate crime bill.

 

 

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'I nearly killed myself'  Aye, so you did 

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28 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

Must be because she puts a cross by the SNP on election day.  If I had tweeted word for word her posts as a non SNP voter I would be called out as a far right racist and be getting investiagted under the hate crime bill.

 

 

True 

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31 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said:

'I nearly killed myself'  Aye, so you did 

Why the need for therapy if she is sorry and won't do it again?  

It can't be down to getting flak for it as she had been doing it to others for years?

I suppose suicidal because she thought she'd never lake any decent money again and not for guilt or shame.   She knew thede tweets were out there and only sorry because she got caught. 

If she is thst sorry she'll donate any money from the article to anti racism charities.   Will she ****.

 

Ps

I'm not sure if I like her.

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38 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

Must be because she puts a cross by the SNP on election day.  If I had tweeted word for word her posts as a non SNP voter I would be called out as a far right racist and be getting investiagted under the hate crime bill.

 

 

You've been worse on here for a lot less.   Women hater etc.

At least a lot of your posts were intentionally humourless, even if some didn't get it...

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The vile unfunny cretin is just playing lip service.

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2 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

The vile unfunny cretin is just playing lip service.

The fact that she was popular sums up everything that's wrong with weedgie/Scottish main stream culture. 

I've never heard her deliver one actual punchline or constructed joke.

Just silly voices about about Sturgeon getting her messages.   

The Sunday post had better jokes 

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19 minutes ago, Auldbenches said:

The fact that she was popular sums up everything that's wrong with weedgie/Scottish main stream culture. 

I've never heard her deliver one actual punchline or constructed joke.

Just silly voices about about Sturgeon getting her messages.   

The Sunday post had better jokes 

The only people she was popular with was the usual inbred thick weegie tramps

 

Horrible woman .

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6 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said:

The only people she was popular with was the usual inbred thick weegie tramps

 

Horrible woman .

 

I'd never heard of her until I read somewhere that Sturgeon described Godley as her alter ego.

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On 26/09/2021 at 17:39, ri Alban said:

Not our fault you're so untalented, so untalented you had to start a festival.

 

This explains a lot. I bet you find Janey Godley hilarious too.

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7 hours ago, Auldbenches said:

Why the need for therapy if she is sorry and won't do it again?  

It can't be down to getting flak for it as she had been doing it to others for years?

I suppose suicidal because she thought she'd never lake any decent money again and not for guilt or shame.   She knew thede tweets were out there and only sorry because she got caught. 

If she is thst sorry she'll donate any money from the article to anti racism charities.   Will she ****.

 

Ps

I'm not sure if I like her.

I’m sure I dislike her . 

6 hours ago, Auldbenches said:

The fact that she was popular sums up everything that's wrong with weedgie/Scottish main stream culture. 

I've never heard her deliver one actual punchline or constructed joke.

Just silly voices about about Sturgeon getting her messages.   

The Sunday post had better jokes 

She’s low brow “ entertainment “ . Appeals to a certain demograph . Vile creature really 

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7 hours ago, JamesM48 said:

And right on cue the vile witch has her story of redemption . Even more disgusting is that Nippoleon apparently offered her support after all the  furore 

 

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/7802545/janey-godley-racist-tweets-nicola-sturgeon-support/

 

Knew this was coming. She's not sorry for what she's done, just sorry she's been caught. 

 

7 hours ago, Nucky Thompson said:

'I nearly killed myself'  Aye, so you did 

 

Exactly. The fact she uses it as a build up to one of her "jokes" shows how serious she is and how seriously she really views suicide. 

 

If anything it proves that she hasn't learned her lesson and doesn't care about anyone but herself.

 

7 hours ago, Auldbenches said:

Why the need for therapy if she is sorry and won't do it again?  

It can't be down to getting flak for it as she had been doing it to others for years?

I suppose suicidal because she thought she'd never lake any decent money again and not for guilt or shame.   She knew thede tweets were out there and only sorry because she got caught. 

If she is thst sorry she'll donate any money from the article to anti racism charities.   Will she ****.

 

Ps

I'm not sure if I like her.

 

I'm getting that impression! Not sure if I like her either...

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On 26/09/2021 at 16:58, Auldbenches said:

Paisley and you are giving to anyone else when it comes to talent.  

That drummer who now presents telly dougie something, I'll give you that.  Who beats that for talent?  

So your from paisley and kissing the weedgie 

Gerry Rafferty was from Paisley I believe.

It's the Edinburgh International Festival, simply because the whole world wants to come to Edinburgh. The only people that want to visit Glasgow are Glaswegians themselves. Jealousy is a terrible thing.

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On 26/09/2021 at 21:48, Deke Thornton said:

I forgot Larry Marshall.

And Andy Cameron. His Sunday Joint show on BBC radio scotland 🙄

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Has anybody on here slating this Godley creature as being a crap comedian ever actually saw her act or do you think all she does is Nicola Sturgeon voiceovers? 

 

I wouldn't mind betting the same posters having a go at her for the horrible comments she made years ago lap up Frankie Boyle's patter.

 

ps, I think she's shite too but that's not my point.

 

 

 

 

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You can't argue that they both said something controversial, but to compare comedy content is laughable.  

I've heard a fair bit of her comedy as she was never off bbc Scotland for a few years and we were all forced to endure her stuff through the pandemic and can't remember a single punchline.  You'll need to refresh my memory or tell me something you've heard in her stand up as I'd avoid it due what I've already heard.

What have I missed out if you enjoyed her stand up?   

 

 

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What comedian are we on about, cant be bothered trailing through the thread.

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14 minutes ago, Auldbenches said:

You can't argue that they both said something controversial, but to compare comedy content is laughable.  

I've heard a fair bit of her comedy as she was never off bbc Scotland for a few years and we were all forced to endure her stuff through the pandemic and can't remember a single punchline.  You'll need to refresh my memory or tell me something you've heard in her stand up as I'd avoid it due what I've already heard.

What have I missed out if you enjoyed her stand up?   

 

 

Your right she has no comic timing , no actual traditional type jokes , her observations about most things are just littered with profanity which Sone dafties seem to find “ comical “ she hasn’t even got an actual smooth ,likeable exterior which may warm the audience to her . 

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35 minutes ago, Awbdy Oot said:

Has anybody on here slating this Godley creature as being a crap comedian ever actually saw her act or do you think all she does is Nicola Sturgeon voiceovers? 

 

I wouldn't mind betting the same posters having a go at her for the horrible comments she made years ago lap up Frankie Boyle's patter.

 

ps, I think she's shite too but that's not my point.

 

 

 

 

 

What is your point?

 

Being racist and being defended by Sturgeon for it is good?

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12 minutes ago, Harry Potter said:

What comedian are we on about, cant be bothered trailing through the thread.

 

Apparently Janey Godley is a comedian.

 

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45 minutes ago, Awbdy Oot said:

Has anybody on here slating this Godley creature as being a crap comedian ever actually saw her act or do you think all she does is Nicola Sturgeon voiceovers? 

 

I wouldn't mind betting the same posters having a go at her for the horrible comments she made years ago lap up Frankie Boyle's patter.

 

ps, I think she's shite too but that's not my point.

 

 

 

 

She was by far the worst talking head on the Scottish Cup final replays that Sportscene did. Chronic irrelevant ‘patter’.

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16 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

Your right she has no comic timing , no actual traditional type jokes , her observations about most things are just littered with profanity which Sone dafties seem to find “ comical “ she hasn’t even got an actual smooth ,likeable exterior which may warm the audience to her . 

Even if you aren't a fan of her daughter's comedy, she is a lot better than her and at least has constructed jokes with a line to finish them off.

It's the 'wean' you've got to feel sorry as it's probably affected her career a wee bit.

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11 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Apparently Janey Godley is a comedian.

 

He would've got there anyway, but she did give Sadowitz his first gigs in a pub she used to run.   Apart from that...

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4 hours ago, John Findlay said:

The only people that want to visit Glasgow are Glaswegians themselves. Jealousy is a terrible thing.


Your employer wouldn't make much money if that was the case.

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1 minute ago, Darren said:


Your employer wouldn't make much money if that was the case.

Most governments don't 😉

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3 hours ago, Awbdy Oot said:

Has anybody on here slating this Godley creature as being a crap comedian ever actually saw her act or do you think all she does is Nicola Sturgeon voiceovers? 

 

I wouldn't mind betting the same posters having a go at her for the horrible comments she made years ago lap up Frankie Boyle's patter.

 

ps, I think she's shite too but that's not my point.

 

 

 

 

Ive never seen her voiceovers only her appearances on things like HIGNFY and she was awful on them

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Sturgeon offering support to Godley whose humour was just racist. Whilst offering nothing to Joanna Cherry who has been victim to threats no woman should have to deal with. 
 

Pretty much sums up Sturgeon to me.

 

I don’t much care what Godley was tweeting but the way Sturgeon is allowing a prominent member of her party and absolute credit to the independence cause to be treated is disgusting. 

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4 hours ago, Auldbenches said:

You can't argue that they both said something controversial, but to compare comedy content is laughable.  

I've heard a fair bit of her comedy as she was never off bbc Scotland for a few years and we were all forced to endure her stuff through the pandemic and can't remember a single punchline.  You'll need to refresh my memory or tell me something you've heard in her stand up as I'd avoid it due what I've already heard.

What have I missed out if you enjoyed her stand up?   

 

 

 

Pretty common for a stand up comedian's live act to be completely different from what you'll see on BBC Scotland for obvious reasons.

I've never seen Jane Godley live, never will but my wife has and she said she was hilarious. 

I'd be interested to know what kind of "certain demographic" @JamesM48 thinks it is that my Mrs falls into.

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3 hours ago, Mikey1874 said:

 

What is your point?

 

Being racist and being defended by Sturgeon for it is good?

 

Aye that'll be it.

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3 hours ago, Mr Brightside said:

She was by far the worst talking head on the Scottish Cup final replays that Sportscene did. Chronic irrelevant ‘patter’.

 

So you've not seen her stage act then? Thanks 

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1 hour ago, milky_26 said:

Ive never seen her voiceovers only her appearances on things like HIGNFY and she was awful on them

 

Not seen her stage act then.

 

Great that I've had so many replies to my question, pity nobody actually answered it.

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16 minutes ago, Awbdy Oot said:

 

Not seen her stage act then.

 

Great that I've had so many replies to my question, pity nobody actually answered it.

Yes I’ve seen her live. 
And no I’m not a fan of Frankie Boyle. 

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44 minutes ago, Awbdy Oot said:

 

So you've not seen her stage act then? Thanks 

She was acting as a comedian on the show and was terrible IMO. Her attempts at humour would not encourage me to watch her as a standalone act.

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36 minutes ago, Tazio said:

Yes I’ve seen her live. 
And no I’m not a fan of Frankie Boyle. 

 

Then your opinion of her holds more sway than the rest of the posters on the previous page who were the ones I was addressing.

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