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*** Official Heart of Midlothian vs Ayr Utd match-day thread***


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Blazing sunshine.  Cool chardonnay.  Watching a replay of England thrashing India.

 

5-0. 11 hours to go.

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Game put to bed by half time with a 3-0 lead, keep it up 2nd half with another 3, maybe 4.

 

I'll go again this week for GMS, Popescu and McEnuff to get their first goals for us.

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7 minutes ago, Gambo said:

Game put to bed by half time with a 3-0 lead, keep it up 2nd half with another 3, maybe 4.

 

I'll go again this week for GMS, Popescu and McEnuff to get their first goals for us.

Somebody going to push Popescu at a corner and he’ll score by accident. 

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Diadora Van Basten
28 minutes ago, GinRummy said:

Somebody going to push Popescu at a corner and he’ll score by accident. 

I think we should just blindfold him and tell him to run into the box and jump in the air probably a better chance of him scoring.

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5 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Aye, in his own net. 

😂 just about sums up how I feel about him

 

10 minutes ago, Diadora Van Basten said:

I think we should just blindfold him and tell him to run into the box and jump in the air probably a better chance of him scoring.

exactly.

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Just now, Italian Lambretta said:

Can't wait for another afternoon of watching excruciatiing football.

I am buzzing out my nut. Not even joking, sad as **** I know. 

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3 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Beating Ayr should be a breeze. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:mmtaxi:

I just hope the team get wind of that.

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4 hours ago, Kiwidoug said:

Blazing sunshine.  Cool chardonnay.  Watching a replay of England thrashing India.

 

5-0. 11 hours to go.

sounds great apart from the Bloody Cricket😀

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Bazzas right boot
13 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Beating Ayr should be a breeze. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:mmtaxi:

 

If not, it will be stormy on here tonight 

 

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Bazzas right boot
1 minute ago, otterjohn said:

sounds great apart from the Bloody Cricket😀

 

He doesn't like it, he loves it! 

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10 minutes ago, Smith's right boot said:

 

If not, it will be stormy on here tonight 

 

:fart:

21 minutes ago, Jamie Walker Tash said:

I just hope the team get wind of that.

 

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We need to come at Ayr like a hurricane and blow them away. 

I want them swept away in a gale of Hearts attacks. 

 

No puffing or panting, I want the football to leave me breathless. 

 

This game should be a breaze. 

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1 hour ago, GinRummy said:

I am buzzing out my nut. Not even joking, sad as **** I know. 

You have every right to be buzzing out your nut. The sun is out and Hearts are scoring at least 5 today!

 

 

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Just now, Longbaws said:

You have every right to be buzzing out your nut. The sun is out and Hearts are scoring at least 5 today!

 

 

Absolutely. HHGH. 

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12 hours ago, Morgan said:

Why would someone who can compose some really good (if somewhat controversial) posts, resort to a comment like this?

 

 

 

Not sure I get you Morgan sir.

 

My comment is a joke, making reference to their sexual encounter with a female with dwarfism.

 

Am I missing something? Someone mentioned above that it was a scummy post. I think that perhaps my post has either went above people's heads or taken out of context.

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2 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

 

 

Not sure I get you Morgan sir.

 

My comment is a joke, making reference to their sexual encounter with a female with dwarfism.

 

Am I missing something? Someone mentioned above that it was a scummy post. I think that perhaps my post has either went above people's heads or taken out of context.

Above peoples heads😂. Good choice of words when discussing dwarfism. 

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highlandjambo3
1 hour ago, Smith's right boot said:

We need to come at Ayr like a hurricane and blow them away. 

I want them swept away in a gale of Hearts attacks. 

 

No puffing or panting, I want the football to leave me breathless. 

 

This game should be a breaze. 

Off sailing today are we?

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Sub4TiddlerMurray
2 hours ago, ri Alban said:

Beating Ayr should be a breeze. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:mmtaxi:

 

You’ve blown your cred 😁

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Bazzas right boot
7 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said:

Off sailing today are we?

 

With Robbie at the helm, steadying the ship we are heading towards calmer waters. 

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Bazzas right boot
2 minutes ago, beerbandit said:

Too subtle for majority on here

 

 

👍

 

Glad someone got it! 

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4 hours ago, GinRummy said:

Somebody going to push Popescu at a corner and he’ll score by accident. 

That's what it'll take!  Unless of course he pushes someone in our box and they score.  Now what is the more likely to happen? 

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2 hours ago, Smith's right boot said:

We need to come at Ayr like a hurricane and blow them away. 

I want them swept away in a gale of Hearts attacks. 

 

No puffing or panting, I want the football to leave me breathless. 

 

This game should be a breaze. 

It's an ill wind.......

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Bazzas right boot
Just now, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:

Wonder if Neilson will set up to contain their five-goal top scorers 🙄

 

 

Hopefully we do something to stop them, if all 5 score we'll have a problem. 

 

 

 

 

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Fxxx the SPFL

Hearts average 2.3 goals Ayr 1.3 final score 2-1 allowing for a +/- of 50% :toasting:

Ruby wedding anniversary tomorrow will have a good bevvy today/tonight head over to Tynecastle tomorrow to celebrate with a wee picnic table at Foundation Plaza a bottle of Champagne and a couple of packets of plain crisps sorted.

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5 minutes ago, **** the SPFL said:

Hearts average 2.3 goals Ayr 1.3 final score 2-1 allowing for a +/- of 50% :toasting:

Ruby wedding anniversary tomorrow will have a good bevvy today/tonight head over to Tynecastle tomorrow to celebrate with a wee picnic table at Foundation Plaza a bottle of Champagne and a couple of packets of plain crisps sorted.

Congratulations on the 40 years together. (I looked it up).  Hope we get a result to start your weekend on a good one.  Enjoy 

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Fxxx the SPFL
2 minutes ago, Auldbenches said:

Congratulations on the 40 years together. (I looked it up).  Hope we get a result to start your weekend on a good one.  Enjoy 

cheers bud 

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I've not been too confident in us turning up, playing well and giving someone a good seeing to, but I feel it in my bones that we're going to turn it on today and pump them dry.

 

Ring sting all round, please, Hearts.

 

4-0

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Need fast start, early goal just to help take the pressure off. Would help if we took our chances to make things comfortable. 

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3 hours ago, Smith's right boot said:

 

He doesn't like it, he loves it! 

brilliant took me a wee while though Smithy😀

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Hearts to win 1-0 (Boyce 89 pen)

Also ....
40+ replays
20 lingering gazes at the bench
15 extended shots of subs scratching their arses
10 shots of just grass or seats

I'm easing into Grumpy Old Man territory 😂

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Pasquale for King
4 minutes ago, RobboM said:

Hearts to win 1-0 (Boyce 89 pen)

Also ....
40+ replays
20 lingering gazes at the bench
15 extended shots of subs scratching their arses
10 shots of just grass or seats

I'm easing into Grumpy Old Man territory 😂

You missed out the spitting and nose emptying, Walker being the worst culprit 🤬😆

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Robbo-Jambo
17 minutes ago, HoGwash said:

The extended replays of not very much while play continues does my head in.

It's bloody annoying when the play is still going on. 

 

As you say the replays are of nothing moments at times. 

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