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3 hours ago, Big Slim Stylee said:


Endless isn’t it?🙁

It is, Slim.

 

Endless and tedious, not to mention annoying, that they get away with it.

 

Sticks out like a sore thumb too.  :vrface:

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Pereira,got to be the worst goalkeeper ever to don the hearts goalkeeper Jersey, would love to find out who it was that scouted him for such a great footballing institution that is Man Utd, also this thread has been quite an eye opener on how many failures we have signed bet there are many more that people have forgotten about

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41 minutes ago, Boghell51 said:

Pereira,got to be the worst goalkeeper ever to don the hearts goalkeeper Jersey, would love to find out who it was that scouted him for such a great footballing institution that is Man Utd, also this thread has been quite an eye opener on how many failures we have signed bet there are many more that people have forgotten about

He was a Swiss under 15/16/17 international and was poached by Portugal 😆😂
We’ve had three dummies from Utd so lets hope he’s the last. 
It really is scary he’s with them and we can only hope that the guy Hibs signed from

Arsenal is of the same standard, but it’s highly unlikely. 
 

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Pasquale for King
On 06/01/2021 at 12:09, Wee Mikey said:

I was thinking about this fella. He certainly had me fooled with this impressive training camp picture. It is said that his shorts were donated to the Girl Guides as an emergency tent.

 

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When Maclean was embarrassing himself against Airdrie someone from behind me shouted “get Basketball shorts on Levein  ya useless *****” 😆😂

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On 06/01/2021 at 14:19, Stu_HMFC said:

I agree with the majority of these names But McCallum and Ngoo came in both on loan when we were struggling it was the best we could get at the time. I am sure there will be many names who could make it in the 11 before these two . 

Hahahahaha some dude called HARRY KANE was available for a loan when our current chief scout, Locke and Brown picked McCallum. 
Whatever happened to that lisping Arsenal ***** 🤷🏾‍♂️?

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On 06/01/2021 at 17:22, WheatfieldWarrior said:

 

A Hibs version would be on topic

 

I'll go for 

 

Zibby 

 

Efe Ambrose

McPake

Paul Hanlon

Rherras

 

Liam Craig

Ivan Sproule

Bartley 

Tudor- Jones 

 

Kamberi

Stokes

 

 

I think they made a profit on Kamberi and I’m sure Stokes did something somewhere I can’t quite think of. 

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2 hours ago, Pasquale for King said:

I think they made a profit on Kamberi and I’m sure Stokes did something somewhere I can’t quite think of. 

 

I didn't' really put that much thought into it, just picked a bunch of shite hibbys. :)

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11 hours ago, Pasquale for King said:

Hahahahaha some dude called HARRY KANE was available for a loan when our current chief scout, Locke and Brown picked McCallum. 
Whatever happened to that lisping Arsenal ***** 🤷🏾‍♂️?

Was he ? I knew that Jesus 🤣

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On 06/01/2021 at 17:22, WheatfieldWarrior said:

 

A Hibs version would be on topic

 

I'll go for 

 

Zibby 

 

Efe Ambrose

McPake

Paul Hanlon

Rherras

 

Liam Craig

Ivan Sproule

Bartley 

Tudor- Jones 

 

Kamberi

Stokes

 

 

 

 

It Looks like they started this  back in 2016 a bit sad to see Kujabi on some 11s thought he was alright 😋😋😋 

 

 

https://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?318127-Worst-hibs-XI-since-2000


 

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2 hours ago, Stu_HMFC said:

Was he ? I knew that Jesus 🤣

Scary eh. 

 

2 hours ago, Stu_HMFC said:

 

 

It Looks like they started this  back in 2016 a bit sad to see Kujabi on some 11s thought he was alright 😋😋😋 

 

 

https://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?318127-Worst-hibs-XI-since-2000


 

I thought they loved all their players 😆

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Pasquale for King
11 hours ago, WheatfieldWarrior said:

 

I didn't' really put that much thought into it, just picked a bunch of shite hibbys. :)

I would say they had double the amount of ours 😆

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32 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said:

I would say they had double the amount of ours 😆

 

I think you're right, maybe we should make it an imposters XXII for jobs :)

 

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Pasquale for King
36 minutes ago, WheatfieldWarrior said:

 

I think you're right, maybe we should make it an imposters XXII for jobs :)

 

51 might be better 😂

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Brian Wilson Jim Denny Pat McShane Crawford Boyd Paul Rodger Bobby Masterton. The relegation years - by god it was tough going being a Hearts supporter then! Also dross but I don’t think have been mentioned Craig Nelson (worse than Peirera IMO) and Jim Weir 

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You can blame the imposters but I am more interested (personally) on who’s decision it was to bring them to the club in the first place 🤷‍♂️ IE if this is a blame thread then barking up the wrong tree naming the imposters themselves 

 

They wouldn’t have been anywhere near us if someone hadn’t brought them in. 

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Samuel Camazzola
On 06/01/2021 at 12:44, Bunny Munro said:

Not sure what you mean by Imposters, I've done gone for 'I can't believe they are actually a footballer' XI...

 

Pereira

 

Costa

Avolanitis

Kucharski

Oshaniwa 

 

Beslija

Martin

Anderson

Frear

 

McCallum

Stockton

Costa is a bit of a strange inclusion. I can only recall seeing him against ICT when Driver, Mole and Pinilla all had good games (maybe their debuts) in a convincing win. I can't remember him doing much wrong. 

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Gordons left glove

Robert Snodgrass most of the time 

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Broxburn Jambo
On 06/01/2021 at 23:26, Robbo-Jambo said:

Actually thought Alan Moore done OK for us. 

He was just ok, problem was too many people thought we were getting another John Colquhoun

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The White Cockade

Colin Cramb, Archie White, Brian Mcneil

Rab Stewart , Kenny Mcleod, Ian Black Senior, Colin More, Andy Watson

and Bobby Robinson!!

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Gundermann
On 06/01/2021 at 17:22, WheatfieldWarrior said:

 

A Hibs version would be on topic

 

I'll go for 

 

Zibby 

 

Efe Ambrose

McPake

Paul Hanlon

Rherras

 

Liam Craig

Ivan Sproule

Bartley 

Tudor- Jones 

 

Kamberi

Stokes

 

 

 

No Pa Kujabi - the Gambian Roberto Carlos?!  WTF you smoking? Get off to Hibs.net with you. Forthwith!

 

:seething:

 

 

 

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been here before
1 hour ago, Gordons left glove said:

Robert Snodgrass most of the time 

 

Bumping a thread witjout a post for 3 years to included a player who left us a year ago :rofl:

 

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1 hour ago, been here before said:

 

Bumping a thread witjout a post for 3 years to included a player who left us a year ago :rofl:

 

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A player who pretty much unanimously had the fans raving about him for the first half of his stint. 

 

Could have at least gone for Glenn Whelan.

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Malinga the Swinga

Thought it might be guessing the vermin interlopers posting on here

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HeartsandonlyHearts

I thought this was a thread about loser #obos coming on here pretending to be Hearts fans.

Nothing says loser more than pretending to be something you’re not. Kinda like #!bs “footballers”

 

 

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WheatfieldWarrior
1 hour ago, Gundermann said:

 

No Pa Kujabi - the Gambian Roberto Carlos?!  WTF you smoking? Get off to Hibs.net with you. Forthwith!

 

:seething:

 

 

 

 

I hadn't hard of him - he looks a good shout for imposters 11 but as I said 3 years ago ;) 

 

On 09/01/2021 at 00:32, WheatfieldWarrior said:

I didn't' really put that much thought into it, just picked a bunch of shite hibbys. :)

 

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TorinoJambo
On 06/01/2021 at 17:08, Thomaso said:

One for the old timers 

 

Brian Hamilton

Christ, I go back to Neil "Ruby" Murray, Stuart Gauld, Archie White, Harry Kinnear, Don Murray. God! I'm depressed now.

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Aussie Jambo
On 07/01/2021 at 02:03, Weebroon98 said:

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😂😂That’s my old mate Kev. The Danderhall devil. He’s a 100% Jambo. He was over the moon to play for hearts. He just didn’t seem to get going for us. He was actually a great football player. Shame. He hated the Hibs but. 

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On 07/01/2021 at 02:03, Weebroon98 said:

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That’s good he had his own song. 
who remembers it?

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lost in space

Gary Mackay-Stevens.

I REALLY disliked that guy. I could accept that he wasn't any good by the time he got to Tynecastle but I couldn't accept how much of a coward he was.

Hated the way he would run towards opposing player who had the ball and THEN slow down, in case he actually might get there.

World champion at hide and seek.

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1 minute ago, lost in space said:

Gary Mackay-Stevens.

I REALLY disliked that guy. I could accept that he wasn't any good by the time he got to Tynecastle but I couldn't accept how much of a coward he was.

Hated the way he would run towards opposing player who had the ball and THEN slow down, in case he actually might get there.

World champion at hide and seek.

Beat me to it. Him and the above photo. Both sheep and the worst hearts players in history. 

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davemclaren
19 minutes ago, Aussie Jambo said:

Beat me to it. Him and the above photo. Both sheep and the worst hearts players in history. 

Hardly. 

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Gordons left glove
2 hours ago, 151 said:

 

A player who pretty much unanimously had the fans raving about him for the first half of his stint. 

 

Could have at least gone for Glenn Whelan.

Av just made my account just trying to get my 30 posts in before I can make topics 😂 picked a random thread to comment on 😂

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1 hour ago, HeartsandonlyHearts said:

I thought this was a thread about loser #obos coming on here pretending to be Hearts fans.

Nothing says loser more than pretending to be something you’re not. Kinda like #!bs “footballers”

 

 

This

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Aussie Jambo
27 minutes ago, davemclaren said:

Hardly. 

GMS - Ooft.. he was pash. 
Andy Watson - Ooft Ooft.. so bad he went to the hobos. 

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Sherbet
1 hour ago, TorinoJambo said:

Christ, I go back to Neil "Ruby" Murray, Stuart Gauld, Archie White, Harry Kinnear, Don Murray. God! I'm depressed now.

Thought don Murray was OK, replace him with crawford boyd and Jim denny

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gregzy2k7
On 06/01/2021 at 23:44, Bunny Munro said:

Not sure what you mean by Imposters, I've done gone for 'I can't believe they are actually a footballer' XI...

 

Pereira

 

Costa

Avolanitis

Kucharski

Oshaniwa 

 

Beslija

Martin

Anderson

Frear

 

McCallum

Stockton

Jesus h!!

 

That team would struggle to get out of the scottish lowland league lol 😆 

 

We've had some absolute stinkers in recent times.

 

Who was that polish guy that we signed that never actually even played for us ? Seem to recall there was a picture of him on top of a horse at musselborough?

 

Was he even a footballer?

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Gundermann
1 hour ago, WheatfieldWarrior said:

 

I hadn't hard of him - he looks a good shout for imposters 11 but as I said 3 years ago ;) 

 

 

 

Heh! Hadn't checked the dates. Kujabi is a fave of mine. Bad, even by Hibs standards.

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Cameronstheman
1 hour ago, Aussie Jambo said:

That’s good he had his own song. 
who remembers it?

Remember thinking what a cracking signing, sure he scored quickly against Aberdeen, thought hes decent b,een at Leeds as well, good dig on him

 

My word did he flatter to deceive, a headless chicken and proper dug shite, The fact that we sold him pleased me no ends, an imposter if ever

 

Did we get Hamilton from Hibs and they got him, ??

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WheatfieldWarrior
19 minutes ago, Gundermann said:

 

Heh! Hadn't checked the dates. Kujabi is a fave of mine. Bad, even by Hibs standards.

 

Totally, I think I took a free kick like that once when I was 8!

 

Way too many corkers in Hibs history to cut it down to 11 imposters. :D

 

 

 

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boag1874

Snodgrass deffo not an imposter, had a great career and was a top player in his pomp. We just got him too late, even still we got half a season of good out of him before we got sussed out. 
 

When I think of an imposter I think of someone who’s so bad I can’t believe they’re not pulling an Ali Dia on us. Pereira, Grezlak, Vanecek, McCallum, Oshinawa, Amankwaa, Avalontis, Stockton, Kenny Anderson, Kastaneer

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gorgierulesapply88

GMS certainly wasn't good at us, pea hearted.

Djoum was a good player, also pea hearted.

Sam Nicholson pea hearted.

 

 

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jamb-oz

Probably already mentioned, but Marcel Langer.

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WASTREL
On 06/01/2021 at 14:19, Stu_HMFC said:

I agree with the majority of these names But McCallum and Ngoo came in both on loan when we were struggling it was the best we could get at the time. I am sure there will be many names who could make it in the 11 before these two . 

Did N'Goo not score for us at Easter Road? 

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King prawn
10 hours ago, Aussie Jambo said:

Beat me to it. Him and the above photo. Both sheep and the worst hearts players in history. 

Worst Hearts players in history ? :tlj:

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Sherbet
1 minute ago, Disco Ball said:

Did N'Goo not score for us at Easter Road? 

Against ICT  in the semi final on his debut

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8 hours ago, Cameronstheman said:

Remember thinking what a cracking signing, sure he scored quickly against Aberdeen, thought hes decent b,een at Leeds as well, good dig on him

 

My word did he flatter to deceive, a headless chicken and proper dug shite, The fact that we sold him pleased me no ends, an imposter if ever

 

Did we get Hamilton from Hibs and they got him, ??

I'm thinking Hamilton was at us a good few years after Watson left, 4 or 5 maybe. There's every chance I'm wrong, it was a long time ago!

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