JamboAndrew Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 hours ago, DS98 said: Makela Klimek Beniusis Tullberg Sutton Ngoo El Hass McCallum Sammon Stockton Vanecek I genuinely laughed at this. Then I felt sad as reality hit me. These were hearts players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 hour ago, WheatfieldWarrior said: Trying to avoid the ones already mentioned.. Jack Hamilton Ashley Smith-Brown Lennard Sowah Craig Halkett Peter Haring Glenn Whelan Kenny Anderson Perry Kitchen Danny Amankwaa Aidan Keena Tony Watt Rubbish, that teams not bad. Kurskis Grzelak (so slow) polish CB released after 1 year under Robbie (not Nowak) Kucharski Thomson that went to Raith Amankwaa (wanted him to be good) Whelan Martin Beslija Sammon (his whole demeanour was wrong in a Hearts shirt) McCallum (I remember that game V ICT, absolutely dreadful) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley_ Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Stu_HMFC said: I agree with the majority of these names But McCallum and Ngoo came in both on loan when we were struggling it was the best we could get at the time. I am sure there will be many names who could make it in the 11 before these two . I wouldn't put Ngoo on the list as he actually started out well but I'd happily put McCallum on it. My main memory of him is in the "relegation party" derby when Billy King scored the second goal. King was running through on goal and McCallum, instead of running along with King in case of a pass/rebound, casually strolled up the park and then barely celebrated the goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaso Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 hour ago, WheatfieldWarrior said: If by blinder, you mean lost the flight of the ball at our goal then I agree. No I referred to cracking saves from Haring, Naismith and Henderson.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingAboutObua Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Pereira Sowah Kucharski Oshaniwa (c) Grzlak Amankwaa Wheelan Vanacek Witteveen Nade Tullberg Bench Kurskis (vc) Tziolis Struna Mole Ashley Smith-Brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheatfieldWarrior Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Thomaso said: No I referred to cracking saves from Haring, Naismith and Henderson.... He shipped 6 the previous game we had with them, and there was that season we had him as a number 1, so I'm happy to include him in my team, but if we can buy him back if you like - the window is open and dundee are likely skint. Edited January 6, 2021 by WheatfieldWarrior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney bulge Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 The fact we wouldn’t be relegated if it wasn’t for Pereira makes him the all time biggest imposter. cost us around 12 points.whilst diving out the way of the ball. my favourite crap player had to be Gordon Petric though. Velcro heid. All 45 games of him. He was like Aaron Hughes in the 5-0 Livingston game every week. some who I don’t think have been named worth a mention Ally mauchlan Colin Miller Willie jameison David Winnie david Hagen alan moore justin fashanu aiden Keena hans eskilson jordon Robert’s elliot frear gavin Reilly David obua we’re all imposters by the time they played for us !!!! apparently we beat West Ham to sign obua. What a belter that was 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Morgan Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 OP, as per usual, nowhere to be seen after posting his troll stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 7 hours ago, Ainsley Harriott said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Take every single player purchased under the reign of supergran and then take out maybe 15 or so decent players then you have the pot to piss in for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) Loic Damour Malaury Martin Perry Kitchen Avlonitis Craig Wighton Dauda The Hologram Sowah Struna Oshinawa Vanacek Sammon And much much more Edited January 6, 2021 by i8hibsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I still recall either Sowah or Struna taking 2 foul shys in the space of 30 seconds. Criminal signings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Barney bulge said: The fact we wouldn’t be relegated if it wasn’t for Pereira makes him the all time biggest imposter. cost us around 12 points.whilst diving out the way of the ball. my favourite crap player had to be Gordon Petric though. Velcro heid. All 45 games of him. He was like Aaron Hughes in the 5-0 Livingston game every week. some who I don’t think have been named worth a mention Ally mauchlan Colin Miller Willie jameison David Winnie david Hagen alan moore justin fashanu aiden Keena hans eskilson jordon Robert’s elliot frear gavin Reilly David obua we’re all imposters by the time they played for us !!!! apparently we beat West Ham to sign obua. What a belter that was 😂 Actually thought Alan Moore done OK for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Every clubs had huddies. We've just had probably more than most with our mental recruitment over the past 5/6 years. You can go back way further than that though. M. Berthe, Eskilsson, Petric, Fitzroy Simpson, Leigh Jenkinson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 15 minutes ago, Robbo-Jambo said: Actually thought Alan Moore done OK for us. Did better at St Johnstone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonewolflins Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 David Obua was an absolute terrible signing and really boiled my piss . Running around like Hen Broon smiling at everyone . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 For a moment, I thought this thread was about jkb posters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Ricardas Beniusis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 10 hours ago, Lonewolflins said: David Obua was an absolute terrible signing and really boiled my piss . Running around like Hen Broon smiling at everyone . Come on. He was ok. Done well v the Hibs. Hardly deserved of his place on this list among some of the biggest piles of monkey spunk to ever walk on a football field now is he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 I see Obua as a cult hero. Was on the charter plane with the team to Budapest and a bunch of us wore Obua masks the whole way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Just now, i8hibsh said: I see Obua as a cult hero. Was on the charter plane with the team to Budapest and a bunch of us wore Obua masks the whole way. Zagreb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, davemclaren said: Zagreb? Defo Budapest Dave. I was in Zagreb but travelled to it via a flight to Bologna lying beside a toilet on a sleeper train that stank of pish. The things we do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: Defo Budapest Dave. I was in Zagreb but travelled to it via a flight to Bologna lying beside a toilet on a sleeper train that stank of pish. The things we do. Sounds fun. 🥴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 McPhee as manager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney bulge Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 13 hours ago, Robbo-Jambo said: Actually thought Alan Moore done OK for us. I was trying to get players that hadn’t been mentioned. Maybe that was a bit Shan. I was only 8 when he played. remember him getting dogs abuse though and it was the first time I ever heard the term “cannae tackle a fish supper “ I’ll replace him with Jeremy goss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leveins Battalion Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 This is much better than the transfer thread 🤣🤣🤣 My Lord,the amount of shite we have signed.🤦♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leveins Battalion Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Can somebody post the Cathro interview after the Raith game?🤣🤣🤣 Comedy Gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 (edited) 20 hours ago, WheatfieldWarrior said: Trying to avoid the ones already mentioned.. Jack Hamilton Ashley Smith-Brown Lennard Sowah Craig Halkett Peter Haring Glenn Whelan Kenny Anderson Perry Kitchen Danny Amankwaa Aidan Keena Tony Watt Haring? **** off Has a shite game against Dundee and now he’s an imposter. I love this place Edited January 7, 2021 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 I would have thought this thread was more about players who promised a lot more based on previous club, hype etc. Just listing shit players is like painting the Forth Bridge. Just when you think you've finished listing you start all over again. Modern time imposters...to start with I'd go for Martin Kitchen Vanacek Damour Ikpeazu (Controversial choice with some i imagine) Walker (Current run) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheatfieldWarrior Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: Haring? **** off Has a shite game against Dundee and now he’s an imposter. I love this place Haring is the one best placed to play his way out of the Imposters XI team tbf. If he can keep himself fit he should be fine. Edited January 7, 2021 by WheatfieldWarrior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheatfieldWarrior Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Der Kaiser said: I would have thought this thread was more about players who promised a lot more based on previous club, hype etc. I guess there are a few options for the selection criteria - players that are always injured have annoyed me over the last few seasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 4 hours ago, i8hibsh said: Come on. He was ok. Done well v the Hibs. Hardly deserved of his place on this list among some of the biggest piles of monkey spunk to ever walk on a football field now is he. So did Ally Mauchlen. 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 On 06/01/2021 at 15:03, Weebroon98 said: Top Lad was probably more surprised than anyone when he got the call to sign for the us. Loved a top kapi on the way home on a Saturday night😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feedthefox Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 The Norwegian with hair like a burst sofa. Sorry If he’s been mentioned but forgotten his name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 07/01/2021 at 00:10, Lonewolflins said: David Obua was an absolute terrible signing and really boiled my piss . Running around like Hen Broon smiling at everyone . Im sure he laughed when he missed a sitter, strange behaviour.😦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 8 hours ago, feedthefox said: The Norwegian with hair like a burst sofa. Sorry If he’s been mentioned but forgotten his name Eskillan, wrong spelling but close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 9 hours ago, feedthefox said: The Norwegian with hair like a burst sofa. Sorry If he’s been mentioned but forgotten his name 49 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Eskillan, wrong spelling but close. Hans Eskilsson. He was Swedish. Missed a sitter in an Edinburgh derby because the noise of the crowd put him off. Think we lost 2-1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
credit card Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 06/01/2021 at 12:44, Bunny Munro said: Not sure what you mean by Imposters, I've done gone for 'I can't believe they are actually a footballer' XI... Pereira Costa Avolanitis Kucharski Oshaniwa Beslija Martin Anderson Frear McCallum Stockton That team would finish the league on zero points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 1 minute ago, iantjambo said: Hans Eskilsson. He was Swedish. Missed a sitter in an Edinburgh derby because the noise of the crowd put him off. Think we lost 2-1. Aye thats him, great hair do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 (edited) Think we've signed so many poor players over the years and decades that they outweigh good signings overall. We have a spell where we sign well, usually once or twice a decade and the rest of the time sign an occasional decent one and mediocre to poor. After watching us for almost 40 years now there's too many to put in one imaginary team, three or four would be more like it, if not more. Particularly in the last fifteen years anyway. Won't post a team but will say that wasting half a million on Gordan Petric is high on the money-wasting chart. Jim Weir also springs to mind as well as a few others. Hans Eskilsson was a poor signing but that said, maybe our standards have went even lower. I watched the video of his season (i have recorded Hearts highlights via vhs/dvd since 1986, still record to this day) and he looked a better player than i remembered! Set up a lot of goals although didn't score too many himself, two in total if i remember right. I'm sure that once he left Hearts to continue his career he played as a centre-half 'til the end. Edited January 8, 2021 by jambonian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo92 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 May be because so much time has passed now but looking back at Leveins first spell as manager, I'm struggling to think of any bad signings, especially considering the financial restraints he was under, just seemed to pick up good players and astute signings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Juanma, whilst 12 goals in 33 appearances sounds good (over 2 years so maybe not), he spent 3/4 of his Hearts career on his arse. Frustrating as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4marsbars Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 06/01/2021 at 15:47, JamboAl said: He asked for 40 players (XL) Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott980612 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Poppadom hands Pereira would captain the Imposters 11 for me. The fact he was at Man Utd is truly staggering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 4 hours ago, jim747 said: Juanma, whilst 12 goals in 33 appearances sounds good (over 2 years so maybe not), he spent 3/4 of his Hearts career on his arse. Frustrating as hell. One of the worst attitudes and all round laziest *******s I have seen play for us and **** me that is saying something. Shame as he had ability. Absolutely no surprise he sold out after us and went to Japan's second tier to see out the rest of his career. I say this of very few people who have worn our colours, but he is a *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 So many players in the past 5 years who have had honking attitudes. A factor clearly never factored in to our singings. Injury prone? who cares A bellend? who cares Lazy? who cares Bad attitude? who cares Looks good on a 3 minute You Tube video? Sign him up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: One of the worst attitudes and all round laziest *******s I have seen play for us and **** me that is saying something. Shame as he had ability. Absolutely no surprise he sold out after us and went to Japan's second tier to see out the rest of his career. I say this of very few people who have worn our colours, but he is a *****. Your last sentence... 🤣🤣 You say that about almost every Heart player, when your not thinking up of clever and original Nicknames Ofc. No surprise you are at your most active on these types of threads either. I find folk that are quiet on match day threads and positive threads but like flies around shite on threads ripping Hearts players and staff.... intriguing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie Wanshot. Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 06/01/2021 at 14:20, Uncle Buck said: Joel Pereira first name on the team sheet, all day every day. A true imposter. Pereira the main reason we went down, and Stendel for playing him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Slim Stylee Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 06/01/2021 at 16:54, Morgan said: OP doing what he/she does best on a Hearts forum. But, to humour him/her, let me throw in Benny Brazil, Mickey Weir and Joe Tortelano for starters. Endless isn’t it?🙁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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