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We have to lynch the goon or assassin today to get this game won. If we get a townie today and then the goon and assassin kill during the night that will leave 5 players and 2 are bad. 

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1 minute ago, Boof said:

Hoping to go with no deadline but we'll see how talkative you guys get.


I have put my cards on the table and won’t be taking them back.

 

Just hope the townies trust my honesty!

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7 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said:


I have put my cards on the table and won’t be taking them back.

 

Just hope the townies trust my honesty!

You have voted Smack who is known to be good 🤔

 

 

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10 minutes ago, yvonnejambo said:

You have voted Smack who is known to be good 🤔

 

 


How is smack known to be good?

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5 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said:


How is smack known to be good?

Milky knows he’s good 

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yvonnejambo
2 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said:


Quality logic 🤣

Read back a few pages and you will see when he was given trusted status 

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yvonnejambo

If I end up in tie for getting lynched just letting you know I won’t be on this between 7.45 till after 9pm as got a real life work thing! I am happy with my vote and I have said more on this than most so will see if it gets me killed. I really am a townie! 

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Geoff Kilpatrick

Sod it.

 

unvote yvonne jambo vote Vlad Magic

 

You know what to do folks if I'm wrong.

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Just now, Vlad Magic said:

I was expecting night at 9pm?

 

 

You're lynched = night

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10 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said:

I was expecting night at 9pm?

 

 

 

Night happens when either (a) there's a lynch or (b) a deadline has been reached.

 

I hadn't set a deadline for today to try and encourage a bit of game-chat.

 

Now that condition (a) has been met, though, it is NIGHT.

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So VladMagic was innocently going about his business.

 

Or was he innocent...would you call rogering your best friend's blonde sister innocent?

 

The town certainly seemed to think that was worthy of some form of punishment so, armed with a sniper rifle the townspeople collectively fired a round right through the heart of VladMagic, townie, who went to meet his maker with his best sex-face on.

 

If you have anything to do at night time - let's be having your PMs.

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Gooooood morning, Viet...errr....whatever the name of this town is.

 

And you awake to a distinctly different feel about the place.

 

The Cop is still deid - no change there.

 

The Doc was feeling more than generous and provided two members of the town with protective medication.

 

Unfortunately for their victim, he/she wasn't one of them. Summoning up the spirits of their dearly departed buddies the one remaining goon snipped the brake cables of her bicycle and cackled evilly as she plunged down the super-steep hill into the harbour only to be hacked to death by the ten-foot lobsters, irradiated by the nearby nuclear power plant.

 

yvonnjambo, townie has left the town - unprotected by the Doc.

 

Well, the Doc had been having a good game up to now. Too good for the assassin's liking. The Doc had to go. Or had he saved one last dose of medicine for protecting himself tonight?

 

Nope - Doctor Geoff Kilpatrick was fed by the assassin into the oven of the town bakery and came out with the well-fired rolls in the morning.

 

Remaining cast list etc coming up.

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PLAYER LIST - DAY 5

 

1 - Bigsmak -

2 – Jasper, the town barber - DEAD

3 - Geoff Kilpatrick - DEAD [Doc] Assassinated night 4

4 - Marvin - DEAD [goon] lynched day 3

5 - Derek from Stenhouse - DEAD [townie] lynched (or more accurately a mercy-killing) day 1

6 - Milky_26 - 

7 - Smack - 

8 - Shapes - DEAD [Cop] Assassinated night 2

9 - Bunny Munro - 

10 - YvonneJambo - DEAD [townie] Goonkill night 4

11 - Rudi Skacel - DEAD [Mason] Goonkill night 1

12 - jambosean75 -

13 - swavkav - DEAD [townie] lynched in a 5-way tie day 2

14 - Groot (afka MalkyMcFrench) - DEAD [goon] Assassinated night 1

15 - Iantjambo - DEAD [townie] Goonkill night 3

16 – Auld Ethel the lollipop lady from number 26 - DEAD

17 – Christopher, the pieshop salesman - DEAD

18 - VladMagic - DEAD [townie] lynched day 4

19 – Betty, the canteen lady at the local primary school - DEAD

20 – Stevie, the well-known dogging enthusiast – DEAD

21 – Alexis, the town’s dominatrix - DEAD

 

5 players live:

 

1 assassin

1 goon

1 mason

2 townies

 

3 for a lynch

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5 minutes ago, Boof said:

Gooooood morning, Viet...errr....whatever the name of this town is.

 

And you awake to a distinctly different feel about the place.

 

The Cop is still deid - no change there.

 

The Doc was feeling more than generous and provided two members of the town with protective medication.

 

Unfortunately for their victim, he/she wasn't one of them. Summoning up the spirits of their dearly departed buddies the one remaining goon snipped the brake cables of her bicycle and cackled evilly as she plunged down the super-steep hill into the harbour only to be hacked to death by the ten-foot lobsters, irradiated by the nearby nuclear power plant.

 

yvonnjambo, townie has left the town - unprotected by the Doc.

 

Well, the Doc had been having a good game up to now. Too good for the assassin's liking. The Doc had to go. Or had he saved one last dose of medicine for protecting himself tonight?

 

Nope - Doctor Geoff Kilpatrick was fed by the assassin into the oven of the town bakery and came out with the well-fired rolls in the morning.

 

Remaining cast list etc coming up.

Woo are you using my shellfish phobia against me??  😩wooo

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2 minutes ago, yvonnejambo said:

Woo are you using my shellfish phobia against me??  😩wooo

 

Sorry, Yvonne - I was running out of imagination :lol: 

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Just now, milky_26 said:

smack, bunny we need to vote the same to have any chance of winning and hope we nail the assassin

I could be being thick, but does it matter if we get the goon or the assassin? Lynch one or the other, they have one kill during the night leaving two townies to get the other. 

 

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Just now, Smack said:

 

I could be being thick, but does it matter if we get the goon or the assassin? Lynch one or the other, they have one kill during the night leaving two townies to get the other. 

 

nope, if we get the goon and the assassin gets the mason during the night the assassin wins

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On 03/04/2020 at 01:12, Boof said:

 

 

Even more worryingly for the town there was one person intent on killing everyone. The ice-cold assassin was able to knock off the townspeople night by night and could, if he/she was the one remaining citizen, ultimately win the game.

 

  

 

 

The Assassin is out to kill everybody and remain last person standing. Do that and victory is theirs.

 

 

@milky_26 

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smack usually it was the assassin could in if they were the last roled player but i agree that boof has said last player.

 

so to kick things off 

 

vote bigsmak

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Looks like I am being piled on. 

I'm not convinced that Smack isn't one of the bad guys and you are all being taken for a ride. 

 

vote Smack

 

 

 

 

 

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The town were convinced they'd found someone bad.

 

Were they correct? Or were they being led along a dangerous path?

 

They found Bigsmak who was casually wandering along with a piano under his arm. 

 

Chaining him to a bike rack they humped the piano to the top of the neighbouring block of flats, pushed it over the edge and completely flattened Bigsmak, assassin below.

 

Still night so let's be 'aving your PMs. Or PM singular since Cop, Doc and Assassin are no longer with us.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Boof said:

The town were convinced they'd found someone bad.

 

Were they correct? Or were they being led along a dangerous path?

 

They found Bigsmak who was casually wandering along with a piano under his arm. 

 

Chaining him to a bike rack they humped the piano to the top of the neighbouring block of flats, pushed it over the edge and completely flattened Bigsmak, assassin below.

 

Still night so let's be 'aving your PMs. Or PM singular since Cop, Doc and Assassin are no longer with us.

 

 


Wooooooooooo

 

Roond ye assassin 

 

Wooooooooooo

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milky_26 had been in :verysmug: mode as he'd instigated the removal of the assassin.

 

Then he went into :hartley: mode as he saw the one remaining goon approaching with his pet crocodile.

 

"Gettim, Clarence", said the goon.

"I can't," replied Clarence, "I'm lactose intolerant."

 

So the goon took Clarence's lead and whipped milky_26, mason, to an untimely death.

 

 

 

It is now morning of what ought to be a very short day...

 

 

PLAYER LIST - DAY 6

 

1 - Bigsmak - DEAD [assassin] lynched day 5

2 – Jasper, the town barber - DEAD

3 - Geoff Kilpatrick - DEAD [Doc] Assassinated night 4

4 - Marvin - DEAD [goon] lynched day 3

5 - Derek from Stenhouse - DEAD [townie] lynched (or more accurately a mercy-killing) day 1

6 - Milky_26 - DEAD [mason] Goonkill night 5

7 - Smack - 

8 - Shapes - DEAD [Cop] Assassinated night 2

9 - Bunny Munro - 

10 - YvonneJambo - DEAD [townie] Goonkill night 4

11 - Rudi Skacel - DEAD [Mason] Goonkill night 1

12 - jambosean75 -

13 - swavkav - DEAD [townie] lynched in a 5-way tie day 2

14 - Groot (afka MalkyMcFrench) - DEAD [goon] Assassinated night 1

15 - Iantjambo - DEAD [townie] Goonkill night 3

16 – Auld Ethel the lollipop lady from number 26 - DEAD

17 – Christopher, the pieshop salesman - DEAD

18 - VladMagic - DEAD [townie] lynched day 4

19 – Betty, the canteen lady at the local primary school - DEAD

20 – Stevie, the well-known dogging enthusiast – DEAD

21 – Alexis, the town’s dominatrix - DEAD

 

3 players live:

 

1 goon

2 townies

 

2 for a lynch

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