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7 hours ago, Gizmo said:


The excess clotting seen in cadavers was already explained by a state mortician - the higher level of deaths meant that bodies were being refrigerated for much, much longer than usual, leading to increased posthumous clotting. This was widely understood and expected. 

 

Embalmers?  What next, asking plumbers to take blood samples?  Or electricians to read ECGs? 

 

Whenever I see people with limited or no knowledge of sciencey stuff try to talk about sciencification and scienticiousness as if they are scientrifically orientated, I just have to.... :laugh: 

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Dawnrazor
3 minutes ago, Ulysses said:

 

Embalmers?  What next, asking plumbers to take blood samples?  Or electricians to read ECGs? 

 

Whenever I see people with limited or no knowledge of sciencey stuff try to talk about sciencification and scienticiousness as if they are scientrifically orientated, I just have to.... :laugh: 

I'll step up Ully in the event of a Gynaecologist shortage, I'm there for the female population👍

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11 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

I'll step up Ully in the event of a Gynaecologist shortage, I'm there for the female population👍

 

Have you not already been barred by the Royal College of Substitute Gynaecologists and Obstetricians?  Some scandal about posting on their daft meme thread?

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Dawnrazor
Just now, Ulysses said:

 

Have you not already been barred by the Royal College of Substitute Gynaecologists and Obstetricians?  Some scandal about posting on their daft meme thread?

No, I was barred for something different.

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Dawnrazor
1 minute ago, Ulysses said:

 

Not wearing a mask?

 

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Not wearing one.

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Footballfirst

I've now watched the first episode of Breathtaking on catch-up. While I know it is a dramatisation, it has left me with the same feeling as I did with Alan Bates v Post Office.

 

I already had formed my own views on what went wrong in each of those situations, but both dramas have made me angrier at seeing the human impacts of what went wrong.

 

The unpreparedness and complacency within government and Public Health England was palpable, and also evidenced by the contemporaneous statements made by BJ and Jenny Harries.

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29 minutes ago, Footballfirst said:

I've now watched the first episode of Breathtaking on catch-up. While I know it is a dramatisation, it has left me with the same feeling as I did with Alan Bates v Post Office.

 

I already had formed my own views on what went wrong in each of those situations, but both dramas have made me angrier at seeing the human impacts of what went wrong.

 

The unpreparedness and complacency within government and Public Health England was palpable, and also evidenced by the contemporaneous statements made by BJ and Jenny Harries.

Hearing the buffoon making that laughable claim, “we will send it packing” when assessing his response to the early warnings on Covid, whilst the hospital staff are surrounded by infected people, being denied proper protective equipment, was a reminder of how unfortunate we were that an imbecile had managed to be the PM of this country at such a dangerous time.

Completely out of his comfort zone of the jolly japes of Eton. 

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Costanza

Andrew Bridgen has written to the Met Police to have an urgent meeting to discuss various issues regarding the Covid 19 pandemic and vaccination programme. 

He wants to include individuals to provide evidence in their field of expertise who include in their number Matt Le Tissier and a funeral director (surname O'Looney)

Who's scripting this stuff? :rofl:

 

 

 

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il Duce McTarkin
56 minutes ago, Ulysses said:

:rofl: 

 

But what if they're actually on to something, Ulysses?

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9 hours ago, Costanza said:

Andrew Bridgen has written to the Met Police to have an urgent meeting to discuss various issues regarding the Covid 19 pandemic and vaccination programme. 

He wants to include individuals to provide evidence in their field of expertise who include in their number Matt Le Tissier and a funeral director (surname O'Looney)

Who's scripting this stuff? :rofl:

 

 

 

 

:lol:

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i wish jj was my dad
9 hours ago, Costanza said:

Andrew Bridgen has written to the Met Police to have an urgent meeting to discuss various issues regarding the Covid 19 pandemic and vaccination programme. 

He wants to include individuals to provide evidence in their field of expertise who include in their number Matt Le Tissier and a funeral director (surname O'Looney)

Who's scripting this stuff? :rofl:

 

 

 

Just the sort of sensible, balanced people we need in parliament

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Ulysses
6 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

But what if they're actually on to something, Ulysses?

 

I literally have no answer to that.

 

Which means it must have been aliens.

 

:eek:

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Jambo-Jimbo
4 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said:

He’s more worried about the thousands of magnets sticking to his arms. 

 

Feck being stuck behind him at airport security, not just the magnets to worry about, what about all the nano bots flowing through him.

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Jambo-Jimbo
5 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Good point Jimbo. 
 

On the plus side, you’ll probably get a really good 5G signal on your phone if you are within a couple of metres. 

 

He'll be a walking 5G mast.

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Jambo-Jimbo
43 minutes ago, Ulysses said:

Covid-19 vaccines and their effect on blood clots and heart risks.

 

Well well well.

 

I'm surprised someone else didn't get in ahead of me with this revealing news.

 

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/mar/12/covid-vaccines-cut-risk-virus-related-heart-failure-blood-clots-study

 

But but but it was ONLY 20 million people in the survey.

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9 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

But but but it was ONLY 20 million people in the survey.


Not like it's the most administered vaccine in history, either.

I'm still waiting to be conscripted into Bill Gates 5G army, or spontaneously combust, become magnetic, spot my nanobots or micro-micro chip sparking into life or end up corralled as a zombie into an internment camp disguised as a 15-minute city waiting for my altered-DNA to turn me into some weird chimera.

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milky_26
12 minutes ago, Gizmo said:


Not like it's the most administered vaccine in history, either.

I'm still waiting to be conscripted into Bill Gates 5G army, or spontaneously combust, become magnetic, spot my nanobots or micro-micro chip sparking into life or end up corralled as a zombie into an internment camp disguised as a 15-minute city waiting for my altered-DNA to turn me into some weird chimera.

when it happens just hope you are not like me and need to hit yourself regularly to reset the blue screen of death

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I picked up something rotten on holiday last week. Wonder if it was covid at last. Still waiting on a booster post 2022.

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escobri
1 hour ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

But but but it was ONLY 20 million people in the survey.

How did they find 10M unvaccinated? Surely we're all deed.

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Ulysses
32 minutes ago, escobri said:

How did they find 10M unvaccinated? Surely we're all deed.

 

Don't stop believing. :thumbsup:

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Ulysses

Anyway, back in the real world, it's remarkable how simple science becomes when you **checks notes** ignore smart people who've spent years developing and refining their scientific research expertise and instead **checks notes again** listen to people who never finished school. :laugh:

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11 minutes ago, Ulysses said:

Anyway, back in the real world, it's remarkable how simple science becomes when you **checks notes** ignore smart people who've spent years developing and refining their scientific research expertise and instead **checks notes again** listen to people who never finished school. :laugh:


Are you telling me that the School of Youtube isn't an accredited qualification?

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escobri

Covid thread bingo today, wishing death on others✔️5g✔️interment camps✔️magnets✔️ just need the conspiracy gif and algorithms for a full house. Where is @Jeffros Furios 🤣

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escobri
1 hour ago, Taffin said:

I picked up something rotten on holiday last week. Wonder if it was covid at last. Still waiting on a booster post 2022.

Is there not a spring booster programme? Serious question.

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Ulysses
6 minutes ago, Gizmo said:


Are you telling me that the School of Youtube isn't an accredited qualification?

 

Not yet.  🤷‍♂️

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5 minutes ago, escobri said:

Covid thread bingo today, wishing death on others✔️5g✔️interment camps✔️magnets✔️ just need the conspiracy gif and algorithms for a full house. Where is @Jeffros Furios 🤣


At least we have you to tell us the truth.

Oh, and about that "wishing death" thing - have you seen the covid vultures gather in hope every single time a known person dies? 

Disgusting behaviour. 😡

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Ulysses
7 minutes ago, escobri said:

Covid thread bingo today, wishing death on others✔️5g✔️interment camps✔️magnets✔️ just need the conspiracy gif and algorithms for a full house. Where is @Jeffros Furios 🤣

 

You forgot to mention escobri not being able to read the dates on posts.  :whistling:

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Ulysses
5 minutes ago, escobri said:

Is there not a spring booster programme? Serious question.

 

Last year, Ireland offered spring and autumn boosters to people with compromised immune systems and people over 70, and an autumn booster only to people over 50.  But I've no idea what is planned this year.

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10 minutes ago, escobri said:

Is there not a spring booster programme? Serious question.

 

Not sure. Just seems odd it was so important to get them topped up as the cover diminished...and now, nothing.

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escobri
6 minutes ago, Gizmo said:


At least we have you to tell us the truth.

Oh, and about that "wishing death" thing - have you seen the covid vultures gather in hope every single time a known person dies? 

Disgusting behaviour. 😡

I'll take your word for that, my algorithms don't show me content like this.

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JudyJudyJudy
15 minutes ago, escobri said:

Covid thread bingo today, wishing death on others✔️5g✔️interment camps✔️magnets✔️ just need the conspiracy gif and algorithms for a full house. Where is @Jeffros Furios 🤣

I know it’s boring as deck now 

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escobri
1 minute ago, Taffin said:

 

Not sure. Just seems odd it was so important to get them topped up as the cover diminished...and now, nothing.

Madness, it's still out there.

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Ulysses
4 minutes ago, Taffin said:

 

Not sure. Just seems odd it was so important to get them topped up as the cover diminished...and now, nothing.

 

There's a spring vaccine rollout across the UK, apparently. I think it covers the same risk groups as last year's spring programme.

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henrysmithsgloves
19 minutes ago, escobri said:

Is there not a spring booster programme? Serious question.

Mrs and myself got an offer for a booster last month, respectfully declined.

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escobri
17 minutes ago, Ulysses said:

 

You forgot to mention escobri not being able to read the dates on posts.  :whistling:

Oi grim reaper it's no your game so feck off back to the guardian site for more "science". 

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JudyJudyJudy
3 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

Mrs and myself got an offer for a booster last month, respectfully declined.

Yes I’ve stopped getting them too 

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