Training today

[Natural Orders]

Good that they are training outside too - they need to get used to playing in the weather aswell

[davemclaren]

1 minute ago, Natural Orders said:

Good that they are training outside too - they need to get used to playing in the weather aswell

I reckon they are quite used to it tbh. 

[Bad Religion]

2 minutes ago, Natural Orders said:

Good that they are training outside too - they need to get used to playing in the weather aswell

 

Yes, they probably aren't used to playing in weather.

[GorgieRules22]

3 minutes ago, Natural Orders said:

Good that they are training outside too - they need to get used to playing in the weather aswell

Did we just get a load of trialists from Trinidad ?

[Barack]

1 minute ago, davemclaren said:

I reckon they are quite used to it tbh. 

 

Just now, Bad Religion said:

 

Yes, they probably aren't used to playing in weather.

Weather? On Earth? Never...

[Famous 1874]

Did we do double sessions under Levein? 

[Natural Orders]

1 minute ago, Barack said:

 

Weather? On Earth? Never...

Funny .... not 

[bazman]

4 minutes ago, Famous 1874 said:

Did we do double sessions under Levein? 

I'm convinced last winter break they did triples some days

[Barack]

Think someone's trying to quote me. If only I could see it.

 

[Famous 1874]

1 minute ago, bazman said:

I'm convinced last winter break they did triples some days

Fair enough. One of the major problems under that regime was fitness so wondering if that’s what Stendel is trying to improve whilst also doing tactical and ball work sessions. 

[Haken]

47 minutes ago, LarrysRightFoot said:

I wonder if our injury problem has partly been down to a lack of fitness and physical contact in training. I certainly think its partly been down to the negativity that seemed to permeate the squad. 
 

(Obviously not all the injuries could be attributed to these things).

I'm sure I heard/read somewhere that Stendel felt at least some of the injury problems were due to lack of fitness.

[FarmerTweedy]

3 hours ago, jimbojambo said:

They were all training outside and heavily involved. Didn't see Walker, Berra or Hickey with the main group who incidentally were not holding back in tackles. I was watching Karen but thankfully not needed although every time someone slipped my heart was in my mouth. 

FTFY!

[Bking9]

1 hour ago, Bad Religion said:

 

Yes, they probably aren't used to playing in weather.

🤣🤣🤣 I am actually buckilt at this 

[FarmerTweedy]

44 minutes ago, Haken said:

I'm sure I heard/read somewhere that Stendel felt at least some of the injury problems were due to lack of fitness.

I think it might have been that in some ways we've had the wrong sort of fitness, rather than a general lack. Our play's gemerally been too low tempo and deliberate for far too long, and with a fair few of the injuries being hamstrings and similar, I wonder if too many players had plenty fitness in terms of stamina/cardio (i.e. they could have kept running at a steady pace for yonks), but didn't have their muscles conditioned correctly for short sprints, bursts of acceleration, etc, that come with playing at any intensity? 

[busby1985]

They can do double/triple/quadruple sessions, it makes no difference the amount of sessions they do, it’s all about the intensity of the session and the content. If I heard Stendel was only doing one session, I wouldn’t care cause I know it’ll be at the tempo and intensity he requires and the content will be relevant. 

[Ribble]

1 hour ago, Famous 1874 said:

Fair enough. One of the major problems under that regime was fitness so wondering if that’s what Stendel is trying to improve whilst also doing tactical and ball work sessions. 

 

If the tactical and ball work is at a high enough intensity then the fitness will improve as a result without having to spend time specifically working on fitness

[jimbojambo]

36 minutes ago, FarmerTweedy said:

FTFY!

I meant Karen was watching but that does read a bit Harvey Weinstein right enough. Good that they don't hold back as the team is a bit soft and even got bullied by Hibs. We need to toughen up. 

[Famous 1874]

18 minutes ago, Ribble said:

 

If the tactical and ball work is at a high enough intensity then the fitness will improve as a result without having to spend time specifically working on fitness

True 

[FruitJuice]

1 hour ago, davemclaren said:

I reckon they are quite used to it tbh. 

😊

[Bring Back Paulo Sergio]

"Get used to weather."  This place is brilliant today.

[FruitJuice]

1 hour ago, Natural Orders said:

Good that they are training outside too - they need to get used to playing in the weather aswell

This could already be the post of the year.

[Texia]

2 hours ago, Natural Orders said:

Funny .... not 

Ann?

Edited January 7 by Texia

[Smithee]

56 minutes ago, jimbojambo said:

I meant Karen was watching but that does read a bit Harvey Weinstein right enough. Good that they don't hold back as the team is a bit soft and even got bullied by Hibs. We need to toughen up. 

 

[Morgan]

2 hours ago, Natural Orders said:

Good that they are training outside too - they need to get used to playing in the weather aswell

We've got weather here today.

 

Amazingly, we had some yesterday too and, you'll never believe it, weather is forecast for tomorrow also!!

[Natural Orders]

4 minutes ago, Morgan said:

We've got weather here today.

 

Amazingly, we had some yesterday too and, you'll never believe it, weather is forecast for tomorrow also!!

You are not remotely funny so please refrain from trying 

[Morgan]

1 minute ago, Natural Orders said:

You are not remotely funny so please refrain from trying 

Sorry, Mr Fish.

[Natural Orders]

1 minute ago, Morgan said:

Sorry, Mr Fish.

Eh? 
 

[Morgan]

Just now, Natural Orders said:

Eh? 
 

Forget it.

[JamboAl]

Just now, Natural Orders said:

Eh? 
 

He's taking the Michael (excuse the pun)

[Heartsofgold]

3 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Forget it.

Just shows his age Morgan.  ie under 16.

[Bring Back Paulo Sergio]

8 minutes ago, Natural Orders said:

You are not remotely funny so please refrain from trying 

I thought he was funny.

[Morgan]

5 minutes ago, JamboAl said:

He's taking the Michael (excuse the pun)

 

[Hectormasson]

2 hours ago, bazman said:

I'm convinced last winter break they did triples some days

Played like they had been drinking triples🥃🥃🥃🥃🤮

[sadj]

3 hours ago, Natural Orders said:

Good that they are training outside too - they need to get used to playing in the weather aswell

🧐 Do we have a squad full of off worlders? 

[sadj]

23 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Sorry, Mr Fish.

😂😂

17 minutes ago, Heartsofgold said:

Just shows his age Morgan.  ie under 16.

😮

16 minutes ago, Bring Back Paulo Sergio said:

I thought he was funny.

😂

25 minutes ago, Natural Orders said:

You are not remotely funny so please refrain from trying 

He is and was there. We all say stupid things , if you don’t expect ridicule for it you should avoid the internet and pubs and people in general.

12 minutes ago, Hectormasson said:

Played like they had been drinking triples🥃🥃🥃🥃🤮

😂

[FarmerTweedy]

1 hour ago, jimbojambo said:

I meant Karen was watching but that does read a bit Harvey Weinstein right enough. Good that they don't hold back as the team is a bit soft and even got bullied by Hibs. We need to toughen up. 

I know that's what you meant because it's what you originally said!  But I could guess what you were up to!!!

[Coolio]

49 minutes ago, Morgan said:

We've got weather here today.

 

Amazingly, we had some yesterday too and, you'll never believe it, weather is forecast for tomorrow also!!

 

[Morgan]

2 minutes ago, Coolio said:

 

[Dayman]

2 hours ago, FarmerTweedy said:

I think it might have been that in some ways we've had the wrong sort of fitness, rather than a general lack. Our play's gemerally been too low tempo and deliberate for far too long, and with a fair few of the injuries being hamstrings and similar, I wonder if too many players had plenty fitness in terms of stamina/cardio (i.e. they could have kept running at a steady pace for yonks), but didn't have their muscles conditioned correctly for short sprints, bursts of acceleration, etc, that come with playing at any intensity? 

I could see this being the case. I’ve definitely seen at some professional clubs, the pure ignorance to follow the sport scientist’ guide to fitness in sessions. It’s always an “old school” coach at the helm in these situations too. 
 

Whenever I’ve went up to watch us train it’s always been a game scenario on a large field. Maybe this is just a coincidence, but I remember people mentioning the difference where stendel is concentrated a lot moreOn short and sharp drills. I’ve never seen any intensity at training under levein. 
 

I’ve already seen more evidence of good coaching from stendel from the minimal I’ve seen on social media etc, from both an S+C, man management and general coaching point of view. 

 

2 hours ago, busby1985 said:

They can do double/triple/quadruple sessions, it makes no difference the amount of sessions they do, it’s all about the intensity of the session and the content. If I heard Stendel was only doing one session, I wouldn’t care cause I know it’ll be at the tempo and intensity he requires and the content will be relevant. 

I’d imagine 2 a days will go until we are fit enough, then probably have one 2dayer a week. 

 

A session more fitness orientated in the morning and then a more tactical one in the afternoon. 
 

I think it’s pretty common practice to have a double session in a Wednesday at a pro club tbh. 

[Natural Orders]

15 minutes ago, Coolio said:

 

Don’t encourage him

 

there’s a reason why he has over 40k posts - he doesn’t do anything else!!

[Robbo-Jambo]

1 hour ago, Morgan said:

Sorry, Mr Fish.

😄😄

[Tambo_The_Jambo]

So are we signing Micheal Fish then? 

[johnthomas]

3 minutes ago, Tambo_The_Jambo said:

So are we signing Micheal Fish then? 

Billy the fish

[whodanny]

1 hour ago, Morgan said:

We've got weather here today.

 

Amazingly, we had some yesterday too and, you'll never believe it, weather is forecast for tomorrow also!!

It's true though !  I often find that we tend to get some kind of weather at this time of year, as well as other kinds of weather at other times of year. Who'da thunk it eh ?

[Robbo-Jambo]

53 minutes ago, Natural Orders said:

Don’t encourage him

 

there’s a reason why he has over 40k posts - he doesn’t do anything else!!

Ooft!!! 

 

Yes he does, he sunbathes and comes up with crackers for dafties like you

[Natural Orders]

2 minutes ago, Robbo-Jambo said:

Ooft!!! 

 

Yes he does, he sunbathes and comes up with crackers for dafties like you

Umm no 

 

he clearly doesn’t do much else apart from sit on here 

[Robbo-Jambo]

3 minutes ago, Natural Orders said:

Umm no 

 

he clearly doesn’t do much else apart from sit on here 

Wee bit jealously there? 🤭

[LarrysRightFoot]

So was anyone there today? Anything to report? 

[Coolio]

1 hour ago, Natural Orders said:

Don’t encourage him

 

there’s a reason why he has over 40k posts - he doesn’t do anything else!!

 

Sorry mate there was no offence meant. 

 

However, give this site a wee look, as a starter for ten, and you'll get that humour is simply a need to laugh at something when you've maybe not got an awful lot to laugh about (namely being a JT at this moment in time). Enjoy.

 

https://thoughtcatalog.com/brandon-gorrell/2015/03/50-short-clean-jokes-and-puns-that-will-get-a-laugh-every-time/

 

[GinRummy]

25 minutes ago, Natural Orders said:

Umm no 

 

he clearly doesn’t do much else apart from sit on here 

Post count patter is the absolute shannest of shan patter. Whether it’s criticising folk for making 4 posts or 40000 it’s just piss poor. Wtf does it have to do with anybody how many times someone chooses to post on kickback?