i8hibsh Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 I admit I have had a fair few over the years but to me, my 'Paulo Sergio GTF' thread is the one that makes me cringe the most. I saw it recently and my heart sank. Genuinely ashamed when I think of it and utterly ashamed that posterity will make it there forever. We ALL have had them so own up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Posted a fake tweet confirming that hearts were out of administration about an hour before it was actually confirmed. Loads of folk fell for it. Shite behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 6, 2019 Author Share Posted July 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Mauricio Pinilla said: Posted a fake tweet confirming that hearts were out of administration about an hour before it was actually confirmed. Loads of folk fell for it. Shite behaviour. You will be branded after that. Never ITK ha. My Sergio thread was so horrible, like genuinely awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Link to the Sergio thread plz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 I said Denis Irwin was terrible a few years ago. That one followed me around for a few years and maybe will again now, but probably a comment for this thread, being probably Man Utd's best ever left back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 16 minutes ago, Victorian said: Link to the Sergio thread plz. this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 56 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: tingI admit I have had a fair few over the years but to me, my 'Paulo Sergio GTF' thread is the one that makes me cringe the most. I saw it recently and my heart sank. Genuinely ashamed when I think of it and utterly ashamed that posterity will make it there forever. We ALL have had them so own up. You should review more of your posting history. There are other, many other similar moments. Mine was offering to post my salary details to a poster I was annoyed with. He got to me and I cracked like a dodgy egg, man. I was embarrassed after that. He doesn't post anymore, and we used to fall out daily, but he's a good sport. Well played, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) I'm gonna fast forward to May 19th on that Sergio thread... Edit... stops abruptly in the January... Edited July 6, 2019 by Bridge of Djoum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Just now, Bridge of Djoum said: I'm gonna fast forward to May 19th on that Sergio thread... only goes to 15th jan just after we beat st mirren 5-2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 1 minute ago, milky_26 said: only goes to 15th jan just after we beat st mirren 5-2 Just saw that. I'm in tears here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 That thread is top notch tbf particularly liked this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 1 hour ago, i8hibsh said: I admit I have had a fair few over the years but to me, my 'Paulo Sergio GTF' thread is the one that makes me cringe the most. I saw it recently and my heart sank. Genuinely ashamed when I think of it and utterly ashamed that posterity will make it there forever. We ALL have had them so own up. I've never had one. I have a personal rule that says no posting in the evening after a few refreshments have been consumed. That probably helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynieman Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 3 hours ago, i8hibsh said: I admit I have had a fair few over the years but to me, my 'Paulo Sergio GTF' thread is the one that makes me cringe the most. I saw it recently and my heart sank. Genuinely ashamed when I think of it and utterly ashamed that posterity will make it there forever. We ALL have had them so own up. Why does this one stand out? Almost everything you post is cringe-worthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Nope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Maple Leaf said: I've never had one. I have a personal rule that says no posting in the evening after a few refreshments have been consumed. That probably helps. It does, many years ago sitting in the full bar of my large rec room in Osoyoos I got religiously plastered watching Canada win Gold in hockey at the Salt Lake Olympics. I though as a stupid drunk does I would mention an excellent man who had always been exceptionally nice to me in what I thought was a really funny post. In fact it was rude, uncalled for and has been a moment of personal shame for me still. I have very few regrets in my life but that post is probably one, of if not the greatest regret of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 42 minutes ago, bobsharp said: It does, many years ago sitting in the full bar of my large rec room in Osoyoos I got religiously plastered watching Canada win Gold in hockey at the Salt Lake Olympics. I though as a stupid drunk does I would mention an excellent man who had always been exceptionally nice to me in what I thought was a really funny post. In fact it was rude, uncalled for and has been a moment of personal shame for me still. I have very few regrets in my life but that post is probably one, of if not the greatest regret of my life. Sorry Bob, but I refuse to believe you have ever been anything other than the usual, well mannered, elder statesman of JKB we all know and love. Even with a few bevvies in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 5 hours ago, milky_26 said: this one? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 5 hours ago, i8hibsh said: I admit I have had a fair few over the years but to me, my 'Paulo Sergio GTF' thread is the one that makes me cringe the most. I saw it recently and my heart sank. Genuinely ashamed when I think of it and utterly ashamed that posterity will make it there forever. We ALL have had them so own up. Brilliant I8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Maple Leaf said: I've never had one. I have a personal rule that says no posting in the evening after a few refreshments have been consumed. That probably helps. I'm the same as you mate. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 57 minutes ago, bobsharp said: It does, many years ago sitting in the full bar of my large rec room in Osoyoos I got religiously plastered watching Canada win Gold in hockey at the Salt Lake Olympics. I though as a stupid drunk does I would mention an excellent man who had always been exceptionally nice to me in what I thought was a really funny post. In fact it was rude, uncalled for and has been a moment of personal shame for me still. I have very few regrets in my life but that post is probably one, of if not the greatest regret of my life. I posted a reply to you once Bob that still makes me cringe. Your response was absolute class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 I expressed a fear that we may lose to the wee team on 19/05/12. Oh how wrong I was!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 2 hours ago, jake said: I'm the same as you mate. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 18 minutes ago, Morgan said: ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Just now, jake said: ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iantjambo Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Getting a 12 hour ban and instructed to “sleep it off” by the mods was a personal low point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 I remember posting a story that Miko had pulled a model who sold her story to the tabloids that he was obsessed with her boobies and just wanted to constantly wash them in the shower. I still don't know if this was an actual story or just a really disturbing dream I had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 I’ve been a poster for over 13 years now, probably had many a shocker in that time. Thing is tho, I couldnae even tell you what I posted yesterday, never mind years ago. I always laugh when I see folk who quite obviously know who said what way back when, and what other folks views are on certain subjects, based on something they might’ve said in the dim and distant past. The vast majority of what’s said on here, by others or myself, goes right over my head tbf ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 During a defeat to Aberdeen last season, I aired some very horrible feelings about Sean Clare and said I hoped he was hounded out of the club. A definite low point as I think he actually came good towards the end of the season. I've met him too and he's an absolutely lovely guy, total gent! A very low point indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Shillyshally Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) Edit: no point repeating Edited July 7, 2019 by Ricardo Shillyshally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 I was calling for the head of Romanov after the Burley sacking. We probably wouldn't have won three Scottish Cups if that was the case. I think I said I agreed with Michael Stewart 100% in one thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 21 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: I keep on getting banned from key threads. Me too, the big Craig Levein oot one was probably for my own good but the Glenavon match thread was a bit of a bummer. I'll learn one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 45 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: I got jettisoned from the match thread as well. Told the mods that they had to be joking. Obviously they weren't. So much for me toning it down.... Sorry, you do not have permission to post on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 44 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: I got jettisoned from the match thread as well. Told the mods that they had to be joking. Obviously they weren't. So much for me toning it down.... I've been emptied from the Hibs new owner one for launching a tirade of abuse at a clearly undercover vermin. Probably deserved as I was pretty harsh. No-idea what's happening with them now. My own personal cringe worthy one was when someone gave some kudos to some Hun after dinner speaker, who'd turned up after being at their mum's funeral. Probably let my hatred of the bluenoses cloud my judgement when I said he probably didn't deserve said kudos. I was on the receiving end of some cringe inducing post when someone tried to troll me by having a pop at my kids. Didn't even respond to them. Just laughed to myself at the pathetic attempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Normthebarman said: I've been emptied from the Hibs new owner one for launching a tirade of abuse at a clearly undercover vermin. Probably deserved as I was pretty harsh. No-idea what's happening with them now. My own personal cringe worthy one was when someone gave some kudos to some Hun after dinner speaker, who'd turned up after being at their mum's funeral. Probably let my hatred of the bluenoses cloud my judgement when I said he probably didn't deserve said kudos. I was on the receiving end of some cringe inducing post when someone tried to troll me by having a pop at my kids. Didn't even respond to them. Just laughed to myself at the pathetic attempt. None spring to mind but I've had them. You take the lesson, grow up a bit and move on though. The worst I've received was a couple of utter w@nks insinuating that I was a paedo because every now and again I'd leave a box of coloured chalks or a cheap football or something, whatever was cheap on the supermarket, as a wee anonymous gift for the local bairns in the playground behind my house in Holland. One of them brought it up recently actually, low as **** if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Just now, Smithee said: None spring to mind but I've had them. You take the lesson, grow up a bit and move on though. The worst I've received was a couple of utter w@nks insinuating that I was a paedo because every now and again I'd leave a box of coloured chalks or a cheap football or something, whatever was cheap on the supermarket, as a wee anonymous gift for the local bairns in the playground behind my house in Holland. One of them brought it up recently actually, low as **** if you ask me. I remember that. You're right. They were utter wanks. I thought it was actually pretty cool what you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 21 minutes ago, Normthebarman said: I remember that. You're right. They were utter wanks. I thought it was actually pretty cool what you did. Just holds up my theory that Paedo has become the morons standard choice of insult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 21 minutes ago, Normthebarman said: I remember that. You're right. They were utter wanks. I thought it was actually pretty cool what you did. Cheers bud, appreciate it. At the end of the day it said a lot more about them than it did about me, but still pretty awful stuff for a football forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 29 minutes ago, Smithee said: None spring to mind but I've had them. You take the lesson, grow up a bit and move on though. The worst I've received was a couple of utter w@nks insinuating that I was a paedo because every now and again I'd leave a box of coloured chalks or a cheap football or something, whatever was cheap on the supermarket, as a wee anonymous gift for the local bairns in the playground behind my house in Holland. One of them brought it up recently actually, low as **** if you ask me. I remember you posting that. Since then I've done the same thing at our local swing park, the kids love it. Always been chalk I've left for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 30 minutes ago, Smithee said: None spring to mind but I've had them. You take the lesson, grow up a bit and move on though. The worst I've received was a couple of utter w@nks insinuating that I was a paedo because every now and again I'd leave a box of coloured chalks or a cheap football or something, whatever was cheap on the supermarket, as a wee anonymous gift for the local bairns in the playground behind my house in Holland. One of them brought it up recently actually, low as **** if you ask me. I remember that, Smithee. You may remember that I posted at the time that I thought what you did was pretty neat. Can’t believe that someone brought it up again though (I must have missed that). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bajthejambo Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Said I thought the boy who played Kevin Webster in Corrie was still guilty even though he had just been found to be not. Sia something completely daft about him not proving his innocence enough for me. Was quickly rounded on by those who actually understand the legal system and felt like a complete idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 24 minutes ago, superjack said: I remember you posting that. Since then I've done the same thing at our local swing park, the kids love it. Always been chalk I've left for them. That's incredibly satisfying to hear, good on you! 21 minutes ago, Morgan said: I remember that, Smithee. You may remember that I posted at the time that I thought what you did was pretty neat. Can’t believe that someone brought it up again though (I must have missed that). I do remember, you're ok by me Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Smithee said: None spring to mind but I've had them. You take the lesson, grow up a bit and move on though. The worst I've received was a couple of utter w@nks insinuating that I was a paedo because every now and again I'd leave a box of coloured chalks or a cheap football or something, whatever was cheap on the supermarket, as a wee anonymous gift for the local bairns in the playground behind my house in Holland. One of them brought it up recently actually, low as **** if you ask me. I remember that thread. Can you remember what it was called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 51 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I remember that thread. Can you remember what it was called? Sell your children to me. Created three years ago come tomorrow - 8th July 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 24 minutes ago, Morgan said: Sell your children to me. Created three years ago come tomorrow - 8th July 2016 Cheers ?? I didn’t think it was as long ago as that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) Just re-read the thread. I suppose Smithee maybe could have came up with a better, slightly less Saville title! But nothing wrong with what he did. And I still stand by my Hearts fan and kids analogy. Edited July 7, 2019 by Normthebarman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) No regrets. But I must say, most of the self proclaimed JKB intellectuals don't do sarcasm. So I tend to reframe from it these days, so that I don't end up in the kB slammer, which in itself is a bit shite. The double standards is pretty rampant on here. A wee example would be the OP and Jake, they get pelters on here, but as soon as they hit back, it's toys oot the pram. Thee End! Edited July 7, 2019 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 On 06/07/2019 at 15:34, jonnothejambo said: I keep on getting banned from key threads. Can't imagine why, but perhaps that's the reason we've not had one of your poetic contributions lately? Shame, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Normthebarman said: Just re-read the thread. I suppose Smithee maybe could have came up with a better, slightly less Saville title! But nothing wrong with what he did. And I still stand by my Hearts fan and kids analogy. Quite interesting to read, I was sure there was more than one, just goes to show you what time does to the memory eh? Interestingly, the one who brought it up recently doesn't appear to have actually posted on that thread! Good analogy by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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