Morgan Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 27 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Cheers ?? I didn’t think it was as long ago as that. No, neither did I, until I thought about it. I just remembered posting on the thread and that the Euros were on, so I put 2+2 together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share Posted July 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Normthebarman said: I remember that. You're right. They were utter wanks. I thought it was actually pretty cool what you did. It is rampant nowadays. It seems like an accepted norm to some to just throw the most vile and heinous accusations around without the slightest brick of foundation. I get it a lot on here, some 'regulars' do it with gusto. I no longer give them the time of day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 19 minutes ago, Horatio Caine said: Can't imagine why, but perhaps that's the reason we've not had one of your poetic contributions lately? Shame, really. @jonnothejambo has calmed down, but only ever so slightly! There have been a couple of ‘old style’ belters the last couple of days though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: It is rampant nowadays. It seems like an accepted norm to some to just throw the most vile and heinous accusations around without the slightest brick of foundation. I get it a lot on here, some 'regulars' do it with gusto. I no longer give them the time of day. Loving you using the word ‘norm’ when you are responding to Norm the barman. Your point however, is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: It is rampant nowadays. It seems like an accepted norm to some to just throw the most vile and heinous accusations around without the slightest brick of foundation. I get it a lot on here, some 'regulars' do it with gusto. I no longer give them the time of day. You're not a paedo, i8. A sexual deviant (and let's face it, there's an abundance of us on here) who had a fondness for pointy chinned bursds if I remember correctly, but I don't recall anything paedo-ey. Edited July 7, 2019 by Normthebarman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Morgan said: Loving you using the word ‘norm’ when you are responding to Norm the barman. Your point however, is a good one. Yeah, I'm not entirely sure how I should've taken that to be honest. It appears calling folk a paedo is a more acceptable Norm than me! The *******s! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Smithee said: None spring to mind but I've had them. You take the lesson, grow up a bit and move on though. The worst I've received was a couple of utter w@nks insinuating that I was a paedo because every now and again I'd leave a box of coloured chalks or a cheap football or something, whatever was cheap on the supermarket, as a wee anonymous gift for the local bairns in the playground behind my house in Holland. One of them brought it up recently actually, low as **** if you ask me. That's the post that I was talking to you about the other week . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 32 minutes ago, ri Alban said: No regrets. But I must say, most of the self proclaimed JKB intellectuals don't do sarcasm. So I tend to reframe from it these days, so that I don't end up in the kB slammer, which in itself is a bit shite. The double standards is pretty rampant on here. A wee example would be the OP and Jake, they get pelters on here, but as soon as they hit back, it's toys oot the pram. Thee End! Why thank you Alban. In defence of other posters I have and can be bang out of order. And I drink too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, jake said: Why thank you Alban. In defence of other posters I have and can be bang out of order. And I drink too much. We all do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, jake said: That's the post that I was talking to you about the other week . gotcha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 37 minutes ago, jake said: Why thank you Alban. In defence of other posters I have and can be bang out of order. And I drink too much. I always enjoy your pissed up posts Jake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 On 06/07/2019 at 18:44, bobsharp said: It does, many years ago sitting in the full bar of my large rec room in Osoyoos I got religiously plastered watching Canada win Gold in hockey at the Salt Lake Olympics. I though as a stupid drunk does I would mention an excellent man who had always been exceptionally nice to me in what I thought was a really funny post. In fact it was rude, uncalled for and has been a moment of personal shame for me still. I have very few regrets in my life but that post is probably one, of if not the greatest regret of my life. You have no idea of how much I envy you if a dodgy post on an internet forum is one of your greatest regrets. "Je, je regrette tout..."* (*Copyright Alexei Sayle) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Smithee said: None spring to mind but I've had them. You take the lesson, grow up a bit and move on though. The worst I've received was a couple of utter w@nks insinuating that I was a paedo because every now and again I'd leave a box of coloured chalks or a cheap football or something, whatever was cheap on the supermarket, as a wee anonymous gift for the local bairns in the playground behind my house in Holland. One of them brought it up recently actually, low as **** if you ask me. Yep, thought that was totally out of order too: as you say later though, it says a lot more about them and their twisted fecking little minds and personalities than it does about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Auld Reekin' said: Yep, thought that was totally out of order too: as you say later though, it says a lot more about them and their twisted fecking little minds and personalities than it does about you. Chalk is a well known gateway substance to puppies. Can't be too careful. Dutch chalk especially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Auld Reekin' said: You have no idea of how much I envy you if a dodgy post on an internet forum is one of your greatest regrets. "Je, je regrette tout..."* (*Copyright Alexei Sayle) I am being totally honest when I say I have no regrets. I have had an excellent life, I was raised in a loving family, have had a fantastic wife of fifty nine years. I have made numerous changes in my life, some not as good as others but do not regret having made any of them. I joined one of Britain elite regiments and at age twenty and after three years left with three stripes on my arm. I entered a career, had a good experience in Edinburgh, changed attitudes in Canada, improved my educational level, applied myself for promotions, retired at age fifty six with senior rank and a good pension. Have lived in one of the most beautiful areas in Canada for twenty eight years, and have travelled the world, I have seen and followed Hearts winning leagues and cups, like I say I may have done some things different but regret is not a word I use, I did in this case because I could have tried to do something about it but didn't and although I will not take crap and can be as nasty as anyone the situation I regret was one I could have taken action and alleviated any regrets.. i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 minute ago, bobsharp said: I am being totally honest when I say I have no regrets. I have had an excellent life, I was raised in a loving family, have had a fantastic wife of fifty nine years. I have made numerous changes in my life, some not as good as others but do not regret having made any of them. I joined one of Britain elite regiments and at age twenty and after three years left with three stripes on my arm. I entered a career, had a good experience in Edinburgh, changed attitudes in Canada, improved my educational level, applied myself for promotions, retired at age fifty six with senior rank and a good pension. Have lived in one of the most beautiful areas in Canada for twenty eight years, and have travelled the world, I have seen and followed Hearts winning leagues and cups, like I say I may have done some things different but regret is not a word I use, I did in this case because I could have tried to do something about it but didn't and although I will not take crap and can be as nasty as anyone the situation I regret was one I could have taken action and alleviated any regrets.. i Good man: well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Smack said: Chalk is a well known gateway substance to puppies. Can't be too careful. Dutch chalk especially. Yep, and maybe the kiddies in question actually drew puppies with the chalk... The prosecution case rests, mijn heer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Who you calling a mijn heer? Back of the Wheatfield? And you can bring all the chalk and puppies you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 55 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I always enjoy your pissed up posts Jake And me, yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Normthebarman said: Yeah, I'm not entirely sure how I should've taken that to be honest. It appears calling folk a paedo is a more acceptable Norm than me! The *******s! I know you’re kidding, Norman. i8 is as harmless as a Hibs fan in Middletons at an Easter Road Derby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, Smack said: Who you calling a mijn heer? Back of the Wheatfield? And you can bring all the chalk and puppies you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Morgan said: @jonnothejambo has calmed down, but only ever so slightly! There have been a couple of ‘old style’ belters the last couple of days though. Yeah, disappointed there won't be any Jonathan Pearce commentaries for a while. Jonno really likes him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 On the old forum, calling the club finance officer an old bed wetter after his performance at an AGM. Received a call the following day inviting me in for a chat. Oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 3 hours ago, iantjambo said: I always enjoy your pissed up posts Jake Schadenfreude ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Morgan said: And me, yours. Thank you sir 3 hours ago, jake said: Schadenfreude ? Not at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 I've had my fair share. Mostly in the first few months of me being on the forum. In fairness, I was 15. I actually delved away back to round about the time I joined, a few weeks back. Reading some of my posts and threads were cringey. One in particular was when I started a thread after making a fake account on Hibs.net. The username was something blatantly obvious like 'Hibsareshite' and I posted the login details here in case anyone wanted to log in and abuse folk. 15 year old me though that was a ****ing great idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 All my posts have been poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Turn Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Sowah thread. I said the boy was feckin class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Locky said: I've had my fair share. Mostly in the first few months of me being on the forum. In fairness, I was 15. I actually delved away back to round about the time I joined, a few weeks back. Reading some of my posts and threads were cringey. One in particular was when I started a thread after making a fake account on Hibs.net. The username was something blatantly obvious like 'Hibsareshite' and I posted the login details here in case anyone wanted to log in and abuse folk. 15 year old me though that was a ****ing great idea. So not the post in which your dad smelled your bare arse then? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, iantjambo said: So not the post in which your dad smelled your bare arse then? ? That wasn't so much embarrassing, more ****ing hilarious. Although completely unintentional, I love that I've contributed to something that's fondly remembered on Kickback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Locky said: That wasn't so much embarrassing, more ****ing hilarious. Although completely unintentional, I love that I've contributed to something that's fondly remembered on Kickback. Remains the funniest post I’ve ever read. Outstanding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Remains the funniest post I’ve ever read. Outstanding I still maintain that was a genuine typo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Locky said: I still maintain that was a genuine typo. I ****** hope so. Otherwise it’s less funny and pretty sinister ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I ****** hope so. Otherwise it’s less funny and pretty sinister ? At the time, I thought getting it skelped was pretty ****ing sinister too. I hated my Dad for days after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboM Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 51 minutes ago, iantjambo said: So not the post in which your dad smelled your bare arse then? ? Honestly worth having spent 20+ years on Kickback for that one typo, almost cry any time I see it ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 21 minutes ago, RobboM said: Honestly worth having spent 20+ years on Kickback for that one typo, almost cry any time I see it ??? It truly was one of Kickbacks finest moments ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 On 24/06/2015 at 17:43, Locky said: I realised my old man was a prick when he smelled my bare arse in front of my mate when I done nothing wrong. Attempted to beat the shite out the (then) fat ******* before realising I was 9. 37 minutes ago, iantjambo said: It truly was one of Kickbacks finest moments ??? Hiya Locky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: Hiya Locky. I'm more depressed at the fact it was 4 years ago already that I posted that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Locky said: I'm more depressed at the fact it was 4 years ago already that I posted that. Time certainly flies. It’s unreal that it was that long ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: Time certainly flies. It’s unreal that it was that long ago. I was a fresh faced 21 year old when I posted that Morgan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Locky said: I was a fresh faced 21 year old when I posted that Morgan. I wasn’t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Morgan said: I wasn’t I was probably about 4 stone lighter too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Locky said: I was probably about 4 stone lighter too. It’s the beer that’s to blame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 18 minutes ago, Morgan said: It’s the beer that’s to thank. FTFY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Locky said: FTFY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Just now, Morgan said: I've many a great pint glass, but nothing like that! Where would one get one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Just now, Locky said: I've many a great pint glass, but nothing like that! Where would one get one? I had this one many years ago when we lived in Edinburgh. Someone in my work got me it as a leaving present. It got broken in our move to Spain before we came here Sorry, can’t help you Locky. It’s a beauty, isn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: I had this one many years ago when we lived in Edinburgh. Someone in my work got me it as a leaving present. It got broken in our move to Spain before we came here Sorry, can’t help you Locky. It’s a beauty, isn’t it? It really is! I don't have much in the way of Hearts vessels. My girlfriend picked me up a wee wooden tankard style thing. Dunno if there's a more educated term for it, but that's all I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Locky said: It really is! I don't have much in the way of Hearts vessels. My girlfriend picked me up a wee wooden tankard style thing. Dunno if there's a more educated term for it, but that's all I have. I’ve just had a wee look online. There’s a company called Scotarts that do a similar one for £16. Seems to depict the 2006 Final, the 2012 Final, Pressley and various other Hearts things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, Morgan said: I’ve just had a wee look online. There’s a company called Scotarts that do a similar one for £16. Seems to depict the 2006 Final, the 2012 Final, Pressley and various other Hearts things. I'll defo get a look! Cheers Morgan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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