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Homme
22 minutes ago, Coburg Hearts said:

A couple of replies from their HSL thread.

 

Bernz

Any word on whether trading in private shares would contribute towards getting your name on the shirt

 

Official HSL
Yes, why not. We are at liberty to trade for shares using Francks. You need 1875 Francks to achieve Membership and get your name on the shirt

 

Everything about their mentality is just utterly childlike and so small time. 

 

Beep beep

 

Heckys at the wheel

 

TBGAWA

 

They lap this stuff up too. Which is why they'll never be a serious football team. 

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Coburg Hearts
10 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

A shard of a crystal decanter

A fair chance their scheme will go the same way as the decanter.

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1971fozzy

Oh hibs 😂😂😂

 

thank you once again 😂😂😂

 

beep beep

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baron of ness

All together now.

You can shove yer beep beep taxis up yer arse,

You can shove yer beep beep taxis up yer arse 

Oh the vermin. 🤣

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Elshin

Ron the con selling off every bit of space on the strip.   They appear to be a mess behind the scenes and the board have been very quiet.

 

The hibs golden era is over,  3 years in the championship, unable to lift the holy grail as the fans shame the club, falling out with celtic but now getting loan players from the rangers.

 

 

 

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kimosavi

The new trading name for Capital Cars who couldn't pay the inland revenue 450K so went tits up and are now Beep Beep 

 

Oh Hibs 😂😂😂 

 

The locals are raging about it too 

 

 

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1971fozzy
58 minutes ago, kimosavi said:

The new trading name for Capital Cars who couldn't pay the inland revenue 450K so went tits up and are now Beep Beep 

 

Oh Hibs 😂😂😂 

 

The locals are raging about it too 

 

 

 

The irony. The wee team sponsored by crooks 😂😂

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Vlad Magic

What was that song called where it says “ can I get a toot toot? Can I get a beep beep” Something about pressure in kitchen?

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TheBigO

Beep beep I'm a sheep, beep beep I'm a sheep

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crunchy frog
10 hours ago, gjcc said:

 

Photoshop his face and a steering wheel onto this. 

 

 

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Somebody please make it happen 😄

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The Future's Maroon
Posted (edited)
12 hours ago, Vlad Magic said:

 

Complete with 9 bar.

 

 

 

Ya git, beat me too it (nine ounce lump of hash for anyone that didn’t get it) 😂

 

 

Beep Beep = fecking Shiteholes

Edited by The Future's Maroon

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Hairdryer
12 hours ago, 22games nro said:

New sponsor for their shorts seemingly !!

 

 

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Surely that has been photoshopped 

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Phil D. Corners
Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, baron of ness said:

All together now.

You can shove yer beep beep taxis up yer arse,

You can shove yer beep beep taxis up yer arse 

Oh the vermin. 🤣

 

 

Off topic... Is Beep beep not crap name for a taxi firm. The last thing I want is a taxi driver beeping his horn all the time. 

 

Comfort cabs, Express Autos, quick cars, or “we’re going to be out side yer hoose tanning the shite out our horns”. 

 

:wtf:

Edited by Phil D. Corners

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Zico
19 minutes ago, Hairdryer said:

Surely that has been photoshopped 

Nope, all official. Not only is that monstrosity of an away strip bad enough, it’ll have three sponsors on it, one of which is the Roadrunner’s catchphrase. No even a Mickey Mouse club any more.  :rofl:

 

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winniethedog

We are the goon squad and we're coming to town 
Beep-beep 

Fashion by David Bowie 

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rmreido

 

15 minutes ago, Zico said:

Nope, all official. Not only is that monstrosity of an away strip bad enough, it’ll have three sponsors on it, one of which is the Roadrunner’s catchphrase. No even a Mickey Mouse club any more.  :rofl:

 

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kimosavi
2 hours ago, 1971fozzy said:

 

The irony. The wee team sponsored by crooks 😂😂

Anyone got the email for inland revenue 

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martoon
13 hours ago, dannymack said:

I'm not getting this one... On the bus ? 

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Tattooist couldn't spell pitch? 

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Rudy T

So HSL had a meeting... asking members to vote on whether to buy shares or donate to the club for the playing budget!

 

The story goes....

some smart arse (clearly an undercover Jambo) asks if they contribute to the playing budget will Ron the Con guarantee that he won’t divert other money away from the playing budget and just use the HSL money for players... 

 

Dempster was in the room...

 

It fell silent... it stayed silent.. until they realised they only had 50k in the HSL bank account... oh dear!

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Haken

You can caption every Hibs photo with 'Beep Beep' and it's funny.

 

Beep beep.

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Gav M
4 hours ago, Vlad Magic said:

What was that song called where it says “ can I get a toot toot? Can I get a beep beep” Something about pressure in kitchen?

That would be the R-Kelly one, very apt

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gjcc
15 minutes ago, Haken said:

You can caption every Hibs photo with 'Beep Beep' and it's funny.

 

Beep beep.

 

Make an excellent accompaniment to THOSE slide tackle gifs/videos also. 

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Salad Fingers

Beep Beep :rofl:

 

What a shower they are. 

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AJAMBO

What a state imagine that on their 3rd top. Pmsl

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Brick Tamland

I may be wrong on this but do the SPFL/SFA allow changes to strips mid season? I thought that the strip and sponsors had to be confirmed before the season started and that no changes could be made. 

Spectacular hibsed it if I’m right...

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FinnBarr Saunders
20 hours ago, The Treasurer said:

Reminds me of a guy we saw on holiday once that had a huge tattoo on his back for Wolverhampton WANDERS

 

Oddly enough I met a guy in a service station near Wolverhampton who proudly showed me his Hells Angles tattoo!

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Coburg Hearts
5 minutes ago, Brick Tamland said:

I may be wrong on this but do the SPFL/SFA allow changes to strips mid season? I thought that the strip and sponsors had to be confirmed before the season started and that no changes could be made. 

Spectacular hibsed it if I’m right...

Please let it be. 

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Coburg Hearts
1 hour ago, Rudy T said:

So HSL had a meeting... asking members to vote on whether to buy shares or donate to the club for the playing budget!

 

The story goes....

some smart arse (clearly an undercover Jambo) asks if they contribute to the playing budget will Ron the Con guarantee that he won’t divert other money away from the playing budget and just use the HSL money for players... 

 

Dempster was in the room...

 

It fell silent... it stayed silent.. until they realised they only had 50k in the HSL bank account... oh dear!

This might be the very question you're referring to.

Danishjohn

Am I correct in thinking that what you are proposing is that the playing budget is made up of contributions from just one part of the Hibs support ie HSL ?

Seems fairer if the budget is made up from contributions from all supporters..

 

Then there was this one.

by 04Sauzee

Absolutely, if i was paying my money i'd prefer it to go to a Transfer budget, but i'm not convinced that would make our transfer budget significantly bigger as money from other sources would be diverted away. Unless of course we ended up being like FOH with 8K active members.

 

Surely one or two Hearts trolls on that thread. haha

 

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Rudy T
6 minutes ago, Coburg Hearts said:

This might be the very question you're referring to.

Danishjohn

Am I correct in thinking that what you are proposing is that the playing budget is made up of contributions from just one part of the Hibs support ie HSL ?

Seems fairer if the budget is made up from contributions from all supporters..

 

Then there was this one.

by 04Sauzee

Absolutely, if i was paying my money i'd prefer it to go to a Transfer budget, but i'm not convinced that would make our transfer budget significantly bigger as money from other sources would be diverted away. Unless of course we ended up being like FOH with 8K active members.

 

Surely one or two Hearts trolls on that thread. haha

 

 

It’s going to get messy! Beautiful!!!

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Morgan
10 hours ago, baron of ness said:

All together now.

You can shove yer beep beep taxis up yer arse,

You can shove yer beep beep taxis up yer arse 

Oh the vermin. 🤣

Did you make that up?

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baron of ness
Just now, Morgan said:

Did you make that up?

Aye🙄

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Morgan
1 minute ago, baron of ness said:

Aye🙄

:thumbsup:

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doctor jambo
3 hours ago, Rudy T said:

 

Highly unlikely I know but...

 

That thing could reproduce...

 

Just let that sink in for a minute!!

Pretty obvious the kid has learning disabilities.........

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AJAMBO
28 minutes ago, Coburg Hearts said:

This might be the very question you're referring to.

Danishjohn

Am I correct in thinking that what you are proposing is that the playing budget is made up of contributions from just one part of the Hibs support ie HSL ?

Seems fairer if the budget is made up from contributions from all supporters..

 

Then there was this one.

by 04Sauzee

Absolutely, if i was paying my money i'd prefer it to go to a Transfer budget, but i'm not convinced that would make our transfer budget significantly bigger as money from other sources would be diverted away. Unless of course we ended up being like FOH with 8K active members.

 

Surely one or two Hearts trolls on that thread. haha

 

 

I assume there's a few dafties over the city pretending to know how to set up a poor mans pony up scheme. Furthering multiple embarrassing moments or some weird way to get attention. Only way to do things is the Hearts way. Find someone that follows the side and walks the talk. Hibs are shite at everything we do well.

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scott herbertson
1 hour ago, FinnBarr Saunders said:

 

Oddly enough I met a guy in a service station near Wolverhampton who proudly showed me his Hells Angles tattoo!

 

What did you have to show him first?

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ToqueJambo

The Beep Beep logo seems to have been done by someone using MS Paint on their lunch hour. The company doesn't even have a website. We can only imagine the huge financial boost this will bring Hibs.

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doctor jambo
17 minutes ago, Cheile said:

 

Are you suggesting that he cleans windows orally?

I'm suggesting that perhaps poking fun at someone for their looks in this case is a little unfortunate as it is pretty clear he a mental disability

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Morgan
4 minutes ago, doctor jambo said:

I'm suggesting that perhaps poking fun at someone for their looks in this case is a little unfortunate as it is pretty clear he a mental disability

Yes, there is a time to draw a line under some things.

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AJAMBO
Posted (edited)
22 minutes ago, doctor jambo said:

I'm suggesting that perhaps poking fun at someone for their looks in this case is a little unfortunate as it is pretty clear he a mental disability

 

You made the same assumption as the post you commented on. How's it pretty clear ? One thing we clearly see is he's a dirty hibby what's its face

Edited by AJAMBO

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Tasavallan
2 hours ago, Brick Tamland said:

I may be wrong on this but do the SPFL/SFA allow changes to strips mid season? I thought that the strip and sponsors had to be confirmed before the season started and that no changes could be made. 

Spectacular hibsed it if I’m right...

That I what the rules state but not sure if it applies only to main shirt sponsors.   Oh! Hold on a minute....,

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been here before
1 hour ago, ToqueJambo said:

The Beep Beep logo seems to have been done by someone using MS Paint on their lunch hour. The company doesn't even have a website. We can only imagine the huge financial boost this will bring Hibs.

 

Enough for a  "signing or two" it seems...

 

:rofl:     :rofl:

 

 

Jones28 05:35 AM Today 
Originally Posted by mentalhibee:
Everything at Hibs just now is a farce, announcing this after making a big deal about the community foundation sponsor being a choice. This looks cheap and nasty.
A farce? 

Ffs who buys a pair of football shorts anyway? Naebodies forcing them on you. It’s extra revenue for the club, if it means a signing or two who gives a ****?

 

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dode
8 hours ago, Phil D. Corners said:

 

 

Off topic... Is Beep beep not crap name for a taxi firm. The last thing I want is a taxi driver beeping his horn all the time. 

 

Comfort cabs, Express Autos, quick cars, or “we’re going to be out side yer hoose tanning the shite out our horns”. 

 

:wtf:

Lucky their no sponsored by the Egyptian taxi firm Tootncomein.

 

I’ll get my coat😂

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FinnBarr Saunders
1 hour ago, scott herbertson said:

 

What did you have to show him first?

 

We certainly didn't show him the respect the HA think they should have off bikers

 

:fonzie:

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jonnothejambo
18 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Enough for a  "signing or two" it seems...

 

:rofl:     :rofl:

 

 

Jones28 05:35 AM Today 
Originally Posted by mentalhibee:
Everything at Hibs just now is a farce, announcing this after making a big deal about the community foundation sponsor being a choice. This looks cheap and nasty.
A farce? 

Ffs who buys a pair of football shorts anyway? Naebodies forcing them on you. It’s extra revenue for the club, if it means a signing or two who gives a ****?

 

 

Aye. They are signing Toot and Toot. 

 

What a shower of arseholes, mind you the fans are complaining about them going backwards and hardly getting out of first gear. They hope to turn a corner soon. 

 

As one mutant said through his gritted tooth, "It's no fare"..

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martoon

Iirc, the Hibs lad on the bus has featured on here before and does have learning difficulties or something similar. I'm sure it was a JKB'er who flagged it up.

 

Absolutely no intention of making anyone feel bad or awkward. I'm certain no one who knew about or remembered the above would still mock the boy. 

 

 

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Clerry Jambo

They’re signing Swedish internationals now............ well B internationals beep beep

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132goals1958
36 minutes ago, dode said:

Lucky their no sponsored by the Egyptian taxi firm Tootncomein.

 

I’ll get my coat😂

 

My favorite Roadrunner cartoon

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Coburg Hearts
54 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Enough for a  "signing or two" it seems...

 

:rofl:     :rofl:

 

 

Jones28 05:35 AM Today 
Originally Posted by mentalhibee:
Everything at Hibs just now is a farce, announcing this after making a big deal about the community foundation sponsor being a choice. This looks cheap and nasty.
A farce? 

Ffs who buys a pair of football shorts anyway? Naebodies forcing them on you. It’s extra revenue for the club, if it means a signing or two who gives a ****?

 

I reckon they've been short changed. 😊

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Birregrande
6 hours ago, martoon said:

 

Tattooist couldn't spell pitch? 

Is that not "I was on the bum" & " Scottish Cup Minners" - not sure, but what a shite tattoo!

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