Oh to be a Hibs fan

[baron of ness]

Beep beep man on🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[been here before]

"Short sponsors"  🤣

 

How cheap does that look? That is ****in horrendous. 

 

Beep, Beep...

 

One for the more mature posters...

 

Edited August 22, 2019 by been here before

[kimosavi]

33 minutes ago, 22games nro said:

New sponsor for their shorts seemingly !!

 

 

I'm utterly speechless 

 

What an embarrassment 

[Geoff Kilpatrick]

Ivan Sproule is making a comeback then!

[Vlad Magic]

Christmas has “beep” early guys.

 

The stupid “beep” who signed this deal off really is a silly “beep”.

 

”beep” the Hibs 

[Dagger Is Back]

Not going down well with the natives

 

At least we will be able to hear as well as see Doige reversing now.

[DETTY29]

Dear 'kin god.

[HoChiMinter]

1 hour ago, gjcc said:

 

In memory of his old da’ who used to plough his star?

 

Pissed myself laughing, despite the vomit accumulating in my mouth 

[kimosavi]

This has to be the most desperate,  cringeworthy thing Hibs have done in my lifetime anyway. No even a black cab firm 

 

They must be struggling for Doh

[Rudy T]

There’s no end to just how much comedy value this lot bring!

 

 

[Dallas Green]

I hope we never, ever go down a short or back of the shirt sponsor.

[Coburg Hearts]

4 hours ago, Coburg Hearts said:

For a second I thought hibs had brought back Ivan Sproule, but it's just a new shorts sponsor they have. Mind you, they don't have one for their shirts. 

 

Hibernian FC are delighted to announce Beep Beep! as Official Shorts Sponsor for the 2019/20 season.

Beep Beep! is a private hire car booking app for people living in Edinburgh offering fixed fares at lower prices.

 

17 minutes ago, Geoff Kilpatrick said:

Ivan Sproule is making a comeback then!

Great minds and all that. 😉

[Vlad Magic]

Taxi for Hibs!!!!

 

Beep!!!!!

[been here before]

 

 

[Portable Badger]

Someone has to come up with a "Beep Beep !! Hecky's at the wheel !" graphic or meme        Please.

[Rudy T]

3 minutes ago, Portable Badger said:

Someone has to come up with a "Beep Beep !! Hecky's at the wheel !" graphic or meme        Please.

 

Reversing Hibs into the championship!!

[gjcc]

4 minutes ago, Portable Badger said:

Someone has to come up with a "Beep Beep !! Hecky's at the wheel !" graphic or meme        Please.

 

Photoshop his face and a steering wheel onto this. 

 

 

[dannymack]

Vibrant 😏

[dannymack]

Goading ? 🤔

[dannymack]

I'm not getting this one... On the bus ? 

[WheatfieldWarrior]

1 hour ago, 22games nro said:

New sponsor for their shorts seemingly !!

 

 

 

So Stevenson's driving a taxi now?

[WheatfieldWarrior]

6 minutes ago, dannymack said:

I'm not getting this one... On the bus ? 

 

Worst pitch invasion alibi ever.

Edited August 22, 2019 by WheatfieldWarrior

[Morgan]

1 minute ago, WheatfieldWarrior said:

 

So Stevenson's driving a taxi now?

Trying to do a ‘Sir Patrick of Stanton’.

 

Two things may stop him however.

 

He’s not pished the cab yet (that we know of) and, Pat didn’t look like a dustbin man/jakey/scaffy as he was not bearded up like a tramp.

[Morgan]

2 minutes ago, WheatfieldWarrior said:

 

Worst pitch invasion alibi ever.

 

 

Very good!

[Rudy T]

9 minutes ago, dannymack said:

I'm not getting this one... On the bus ? 

 

Stands for Big Ugly Sister

 

Which is what he was doing while hibs were winning the cup!

[kimosavi]

HeckingButcher 

Edited August 22, 2019 by kimosavi

[Coburg Hearts]

3 hours ago, Coburg Hearts said:

HSL - their FOH - had a meeting last night on, amongst other things, how to spend their donations. Other updates may be forthcoming. 😉   The thoughts of FF would be interesting.

 

HSL remains committed to acquiring shares, especially to reach the highly important 25.1%. This will be a challenge but not impossible. 
HSL will shortly canvass all members asking how they would like their contributions to be used i.e. solely for the acquisition of shares, solely to the playing budget or a mix of both. 
All funds currently held will be retained by HSL as a reserve for share purchases.
Comms covering all of this will be issued to members imminently

A couple of replies from their HSL thread.

 

Bernz

Any word on whether trading in private shares would contribute towards getting your name on the shirt

 

Official HSL
Yes, why not. We are at liberty to trade for shares using Francks. You need 1875 Francks to achieve Membership and get your name on the shirt

[Coburg Hearts]

12 minutes ago, Barack said:

1875 Franck Sauzee's?

 

🤔

 

 

It must be. No Idea what a Franck is worth, though.

[milky_26]

6 minutes ago, Coburg Hearts said:

It must be. No Idea what a Franck is worth, though.

A shard of a crystal decanter

[Hømme]

22 minutes ago, Coburg Hearts said:

A couple of replies from their HSL thread.

 

Bernz

Any word on whether trading in private shares would contribute towards getting your name on the shirt

 

Official HSL
Yes, why not. We are at liberty to trade for shares using Francks. You need 1875 Francks to achieve Membership and get your name on the shirt

 

Everything about their mentality is just utterly childlike and so small time. 

 

Beep beep

 

Heckys at the wheel

 

TBGAWA

 

They lap this stuff up too. Which is why they'll never be a serious football team. 

[Coburg Hearts]

10 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

A shard of a crystal decanter

A fair chance their scheme will go the same way as the decanter.

[Maple Leaf]

3 hours ago, milky_26 said:

http://www.hibernianfc.co.uk/news/10230

 

Too funny for words.

 

A cartoon character sponsoring a Mickey Mouse organisation. 

 

[1971fozzy]

Oh hibs 😂😂😂

 

thank you once again 😂😂😂

 

beep beep

[baron of ness]

All together now.

You can shove yer beep beep taxis up yer arse,

You can shove yer beep beep taxis up yer arse 

Oh the vermin. 🤣

[Elshin]

Ron the con selling off every bit of space on the strip.   They appear to be a mess behind the scenes and the board have been very quiet.

 

The hibs golden era is over,  3 years in the championship, unable to lift the holy grail as the fans shame the club, falling out with celtic but now getting loan players from the rangers.

 

 

 

[kimosavi]

The new trading name for Capital Cars who couldn't pay the inland revenue 450K so went tits up and are now Beep Beep 

 

Oh Hibs 😂😂😂 

 

The locals are raging about it too 

 

 

[1971fozzy]

58 minutes ago, kimosavi said:

The new trading name for Capital Cars who couldn't pay the inland revenue 450K so went tits up and are now Beep Beep 

 

Oh Hibs 😂😂😂 

 

The locals are raging about it too 

 

 

 

The irony. The wee team sponsored by crooks 😂😂

[Vlad Magic]

What was that song called where it says “ can I get a toot toot? Can I get a beep beep” Something about pressure in kitchen?

[TheBigO]

Beep beep I'm a sheep, beep beep I'm a sheep

[crunchy frog]

10 hours ago, gjcc said:

 

Photoshop his face and a steering wheel onto this. 

 

 

Somebody please make it happen 😄

[The Future's Maroon]

12 hours ago, Vlad Magic said:

 

Complete with 9 bar.

 

 

 

Ya git, beat me too it (nine ounce lump of hash for anyone that didn’t get it) 😂

 

 

Beep Beep = fecking Shiteholes

Edited August 23, 2019 by The Future's Maroon

[Hairdryer]

12 hours ago, 22games nro said:

New sponsor for their shorts seemingly !!

 

 

Surely that has been photoshopped 

[Phil D. Corners]

5 hours ago, baron of ness said:

All together now.

You can shove yer beep beep taxis up yer arse,

You can shove yer beep beep taxis up yer arse 

Oh the vermin. 🤣

 

 

Off topic... Is Beep beep not crap name for a taxi firm. The last thing I want is a taxi driver beeping his horn all the time. 

 

Comfort cabs, Express Autos, quick cars, or “we’re going to be out side yer hoose tanning the shite out our horns”. 

 

Edited August 23, 2019 by Phil D. Corners

[Zico]

19 minutes ago, Hairdryer said:

Surely that has been photoshopped 

Nope, all official. Not only is that monstrosity of an away strip bad enough, it’ll have three sponsors on it, one of which is the Roadrunner’s catchphrase. No even a Mickey Mouse club any more.  

 

[winniethedog]

We are the goon squad and we're coming to town 
Beep-beep 

Fashion by David Bowie 

[rmreido]

 

15 minutes ago, Zico said:

Nope, all official. Not only is that monstrosity of an away strip bad enough, it’ll have three sponsors on it, one of which is the Roadrunner’s catchphrase. No even a Mickey Mouse club any more.  

 

 

 

[kimosavi]

2 hours ago, 1971fozzy said:

 

The irony. The wee team sponsored by crooks 😂😂

Anyone got the email for inland revenue 

[martoon]

13 hours ago, dannymack said:

I'm not getting this one... On the bus ? 

 

Tattooist couldn't spell pitch? 

[Rudy T]

So HSL had a meeting... asking members to vote on whether to buy shares or donate to the club for the playing budget!

 

The story goes....

some smart arse (clearly an undercover Jambo) asks if they contribute to the playing budget will Ron the Con guarantee that he won’t divert other money away from the playing budget and just use the HSL money for players... 

 

Dempster was in the room...

 

It fell silent... it stayed silent.. until they realised they only had 50k in the HSL bank account... oh dear!

[Haken]

You can caption every Hibs photo with 'Beep Beep' and it's funny.

 

Beep beep.