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John Findlay
Just now, Gashauskis9 said:

 Van de Sanden...discuss

Flatters to deceive.

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Maroon Sailor

van de Donkey has done hee haw 

 

 

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gashauskis9
2 minutes ago, Maroon Sailor said:

van de Donkey has done hee haw 

 

 

Make up looks good though...?

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Portable Badger
2 minutes ago, stan said:

Can't knock any of that really!

Yeah but what's your view on scones ?  Jam then cream or as the 'animals' suggest cream then jam ?

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1 minute ago, Gilbert’s Fridge said:

Yeah but what's your view on scones ?  Jam then cream or as the 'animals' suggest cream then jam ?

Cream first, then jam would only taste right if eaten upside down (scone or man).

Cheese on the other hand should never even be in the same room as a scone...that's just a baker taking the mickey!

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Maroon Sailor

Holland have got one clog in the final. Always thought they were a shoo-in

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Just now, Maroon Sailor said:

Holland have got one clog in the final. Always thought they were a shoo-in

Schuh surely ?

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Maroon Sailor
1 minute ago, milky_26 said:

wtf was that?

 

Someone who can't use their left foot. All she had to do was square it 

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Maroon Sailor

What's happened there she got hit in the face with the ball and is stretchered off

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gashauskis9
2 minutes ago, Maroon Sailor said:

What's happened there she got hit in the face with the ball and is stretchered off

Jarred her neck quite bad I think

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John Findlay
8 minutes ago, Gashauskis9 said:

Jarred her neck quite bad I think

Damaged her knee on landing too.

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colinmaroon
58 minutes ago, stan said:

Cream first, then jam would only taste right if eaten upside down (scone or man).

Cheese on the other hand should never even be in the same room as a scone...that's just a baker taking the mickey!

 

 

Ah, but raspberry jam and cheese!!!

 

 

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robroy1874

I know we have too careful not to be sexist but it's all kicking off after full-time. Dutch fans lobbing mascara at the Swedes and Swedish fans throwing eyeliner back. Totally out of order

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colinmaroon
7 hours ago, robroy1874 said:

I know we have too careful not to be sexist but it's all kicking off after full-time. Dutch fans lobbing mascara at the Swedes and Swedish fans throwing eyeliner back. Totally out of order

 

And that was the mens game!

 

 

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vegas-voss
9 hours ago, Maroon Sailor said:

Yanks v Clogs final

World's best v Europe's best.

 

Found it strange all the way through how the European Champions were never thought of as being winners or finalists.Maybe it was just the English hyperbole thinking of only 3 teams , the US , France and themselves.

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Maroon Sailor
1 hour ago, vegas-voss said:

World's best v Europe's best.

 

Found it strange all the way through how the European Champions were never thought of as being winners or finalists.Maybe it was just the English hyperbole thinking of only 3 teams , the US , France and themselves.

 

Probably. Not sure how the 3 best teams in the tournament ended up in the same side of the draw either. All won their groups so not as if one of them fecked up.

 

 

 

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highlandjambo3

Bump........

 

Game on now for third place and, I was going to sit on the fence with this one but as ever.....

 

 the English media cannot help themselves mumping about their team and how great they are........actually rude about how poor their opposition is/will be.   not even sure if they know they are doing it so to that end.....a right royal pumping for them

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And..... Q quote tomorrow about 1966 World Cup win....
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DesertDawg

Sweden should win this as they have the better forwards and a more direct style.  1-0 already.

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DesertDawg

I'd take Blackstanius, Jacobsen and Aslanni as my front three this season.

 

 

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Just now, highlandjambo3 said:

All going to plan so far (my plan that is)

What's your plan ? England get a right humping ?

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Just now, jonnothejambo said:

 

Has Pearce self combusted yet ?

Not commentating, some miserable sounding bursd instead.

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highlandjambo3
3 minutes ago, whodanny said:

What's your plan ? England get a right humping ?

Read about a dozen posts up......

 

in a nutshell, you are correct. 

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Just now, highlandjambo3 said:

Read about a dozen posts up......

 

in a nutshell, you are correct. 

:2thumbsup:

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FFS  2-2.

 

Hold it... VAR...

 

No Goal, handball.?

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gashauskis9

The commentary team referring to England’s goal that went in off the post as being precision personified.  Surely if it was precise it would have gone straight in???

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John Findlay
36 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

No doubt the rubber faced twerp that is Pearce will be spraffing on about how England should be playing tomorrow instead. 

 

Backed up by the cloth eared bint sitting beside the roly poly toaly. 

He's not commentating.

England will be moaning like buggery about VAR as they had a goal ruled out

for handball.  Though it saved them from a penalty when their alleged best defender in the world captain made a right pig's ear of it at the back.

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John Findlay
32 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Meaningless game when they lose.

That goes without saying.

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