innerjambo Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 He's useless and his goal scoring record is abysmal. He sounds like exactly the kind of player that would interest Craig Levein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Depressing signing if true. Another wrestler masquerading as a striker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brux Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Never happening, he only just under 6 foot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Welcome to the good ship dud Curtis, leave your career at the front door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 14 minutes ago, been here before said: This is from over a week ago... ...any other scoops? Aye apparently Halkett is signing a pre contract any day now. Hope it's true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: Welcome to the good ship dud Curtis, leave your career at the front door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 75 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 He is rank. Just the typical useless player that Levein would sign. Echoes of Sammon. Next season will see more hoof ball . If he does sign, is that the end of Vanececk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 22 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: Aye apparently Halkett is signing a pre contract any day now. Hope it's true He has already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC THE TEAM FOR ME Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 If this is true then it’s an absoute joke Levein, is an absoute dinosaur Hoofball t the physical striker so obvious. 100% won’t be back until Levein, Is gone shocking manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudiHMFC Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Sammon x Stockton ÷ Vanecek = Curtis Main. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodami Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 This is exactly the type of reason that Levein should be told just now he is leaving in the summer and we are bringing another manager in. And that recruitment should be happening right now. Don't bring anyone in until we have that person in place. Main would fit the profile of the type of player he would want to the tee. Utter shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOBTHEBRUCE Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Might be a decent signing if he wasn't constantly over weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 19 minutes ago, Dino Velvet said: He has already. Whoosh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewiseone Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Not going to be watching any football at Tynecastle next season either by the looks of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i wish jj was my dad Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 12 minutes ago, Jodami said: This is exactly the type of reason that Levein should be told just now he is leaving in the summer and we are bringing another manager in. And that recruitment should be happening right now. Don't bring anyone in until we have that person in place. Main would fit the profile of the type of player he would want to the tee. Utter shite. Christ on a bike. Criticise him for yesterday because we were shite but to have a go about an unsubstantiated rumour makes I8 look sane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874Gorgie1874 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 He’d be an absolute shocking signing. Complete huddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 1 hour ago, OmiyaHearts said: Motherwell supporter in work said he'd drive him to Tynecastle. Says been very poor this season and wont be missed. Three year deal incoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morph Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 16 minutes ago, i wish jj was my dad said: Christ on a bike. Criticise him for yesterday because we were shite but to have a go about an unsubstantiated rumour makes I8 look sane. There’s enough terrible signings to criticise him for without the need to go on players we’re rumoured to be signing. A woeful signing if we do end up after him however. Can’t see it though, but we did sign Ryan Edwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 We’d be just as well keeping Sammon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, iantjambo said: We’d be just as well keeping Sammon! Yes!!!! 'mon the Fish!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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merseyjambo Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Hardly likely to increase season ticket sales if true Similar type of signing to Sammon. Living of one half decent season for a mediocre club. No thanks. He signs and I won’t bother with the 400 mile round trip, I’d rather go to Altrincham or Stockport to watch my football. That’s his level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Tin hat on, the season before Main was good and we really struggled with him. He absolutely fits the way Levein wants to play (I know) and when Uche was out no one we have filled in adequately. So if I'm Levein I see him as a good signing as he doesn't have to change things if Uche is out. Whether he is good enough as a manager now or Main will be shite is a different argument, but for being a backup to Uche he fits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 48 goals in 283 appearances according to wikipedia. How is that conceivably an improvement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboj Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Given the way he plays the game, and the way refs enjoy sending our players off, he'd be a red card every time he plays. Also, he's utterly horse and nowhere near the level. Please don't let this happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonsgotop Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 hope to hell we're not serious about signing this donkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J80MBO Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Fit in well with hearts anti football. He is not injury prone is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Ruined Aberdeen more than once last season doesn't seem to have followed up this season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambopilms Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 (edited) Clue is in the title. Rumour. Edited April 21, 2019 by jambopilms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GYL Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 If you call a first touch a brick wall......doesn't lift his head and is clueless, genuinely think Main would be an upgrade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr ewing Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 The Academy seems to be a waste of time and money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, fabienleclerq said: Uche has a good first touch, his lay offs and intelligence needs work though. He (Uche) needs to have someone up beside him. The man that is missing and whose absence is impacting on almost every player on the park is Naismith. The one thing we don't want is someone else coming in who can play up front on their own in place of Uche. Surely there is someone either on the management/coaching side, or behind the scenes at Tynecastle who is aware that the last time we had any success when only one person was played up the park on their own was when Kevin Kyle played that role. And that was at a time when we had the sort of back up players coming from midfield who could contribute goals. I hear this story about Main on Saturday as well, and that he was back at Tynecastle again just last week Edited April 21, 2019 by portobellojambo1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Just no goany do that Hearts ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambopilms Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 If true he will get the same reaction from the stands as sammon did. It won't work out well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 12 minutes ago, portobellojambo1 said: He (Uche) needs to have someone up beside him. The man that is missing and whose absence is impacting on almost every player on the park is Naismith. The one thing we don't want is someone else coming in who can play up front on their own in place of Uche. Surely there is someone either on the management/coaching side, or behind the scenes at Tynecastle who is aware that the last time we had any success when only one person was played up the park on their own was when Kevin Kyle played that role. And that was at a time when we had the sort of back up players coming from midfield who could contribute goals. I hear this story about Main on Saturday as well, and that he was back at Tynecastle again just last week We absolutely miss Naismith, we also miss any shape as a a team right now! I'm finding defending the manager pretty hard just now. Having a backup to your main striker is a good thing still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upgotheheads Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Gnjambo16 said: I’m hearing this from 2 or 3 areas yesterday. Does anyone hear similar? It’s sound the sort silky player CL would go for ☹️ Sounds plausible, we'll need someone to replace Sammon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettigrewsstylist Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Another cart horse to compliment our eye bleeding one dimensional stlye Believable! Wont be able to handle size of club and bottle will crash like others before him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 1 minute ago, upgotheheads said: Sounds plausible, we'll need someone to replace Sammon. Can I ask why we need a replacement for Sammon, or am I missing some sort of humour within your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 25 minutes ago, GYL said: If you call a first touch a brick wall......doesn't lift his head and is clueless, genuinely think Main would be an upgrade Curtis Main, this season 36 appearances 6 goals in all comps Uche 22 apps 7 goals so Main would not be an upgrade. Bearing in mind the time out injured I don't think Uche's had a bad season. He's raw and needs to learn to involve others but he's only going to get better. Curtis Main signing isn't gonna shift ST's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyp1874 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 No ambition signing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Turn Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Surely the board recognise the mood amongst the support at the moment and should stop CL signing anymore shite before his position has been reviewed. Personally, I can’t see us signing him. That would be like signing your own death warrant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upgotheheads Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, portobellojambo1 said: Can I ask why we need a replacement for Sammon, or am I missing some sort of humour within your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Would be better signing zeefuik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GYL Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, Jamhammer said: Curtis Main, this season 36 appearances 6 goals in all comps Uche 22 apps 7 goals so Main would not be an upgrade. Bearing in mind the time out injured I don't think Uche's had a bad season. He's raw and needs to learn to involve others but he's only going to get better. Curtis Main signing isn't gonna shift ST's There is Lies..damn Lies and then there is the biggest lie....Statistics.... Listen just my opinion but having watched Uche in the last 3 games...spends too much time on his arse....first touch is 2 yards away from him and doesn't lift his head.....last week and yesterday he had the opportunity to play a simple ball to Lee? for a clear shot on goal but had a wild swipe at the ball instead, i'm sorry but IMO clueless and not good enough for Hearts going forward....not saying Main is the answer either but ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyp1874 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 N 19 minutes ago, Jambo_in_Hamilton said: Would be better signing zeefuik I’d be happy with this ?. Direct physical and banged them in. Keep him fit and he’s great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NANOJAMBO Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, GYL said: There is Lies..damn Lies and then there is the biggest lie....Statistics.... Listen just my opinion but having watched Uche in the last 3 games...spends too much time on his arse....first touch is 2 yards away from him and doesn't lift his head.....last week and yesterday he had the opportunity to play a simple ball to Lee? for a clear shot on goal but had a wild swipe at the ball instead, i'm sorry but IMO clueless and not good enough for Hearts going forward....not saying Main is the answer either but ..... I really find it hard to believe he was an academy player at Reading and that Watford paid money for him. A total donkey. But Curtis Main is not the answer , doubt there's any truth in the rumour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, GYL said: There is Lies..damn Lies and then there is the biggest lie....Statistics.... Listen just my opinion but having watched Uche in the last 3 games...spends too much time on his arse....first touch is 2 yards away from him and doesn't lift his head.....last week and yesterday he had the opportunity to play a simple ball to Lee? for a clear shot on goal but had a wild swipe at the ball instead, i'm sorry but IMO clueless and not good enough for Hearts going forward....not saying Main is the answer either but ..... He's nowhere near the finished article but he's scored more goals than Main in a team that doesn't score many and despite the fact that he's been out injured for a fair old spell. I don't know if Main is the answer either but, TBH given the choice I'd pick Uche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GYL Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said: I really find it hard to believe he was an academy player at Reading and that Watford paid money for him. A total donkey. But Curtis Main is not the answer , doubt there's any truth in the rumour. Was told last week it was a done deal...not ITK though, just a random guy at the semi.. 3 minutes ago, Jamhammer said: He's nowhere near the finished article but he's scored more goals than Main in a team that doesn't score many and despite the fact that he's been out injured for a fair old spell. I don't know if Main is the answer either but, TBH given the choice I'd pick Uche i look at Uche at the way he is used and can't see him getting any better, what age is he now 24 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudiHMFC Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Curtis main is exactly and I mean exactly the type of signing Craig Levein will make, he's built like the side of a house and couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo, likes an injury too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NANOJAMBO Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 1 minute ago, GYL said: Was told last week it was a done deal...not ITK though, just a random guy at the semi.. i look at Uche at the way he is used and can't see him getting any better, what age is he now 24 ? Fair enough. I'm off to the boozer and will spend the evening salivating at the thought of an Uche/Curtis front pairing. It doesn't bear thinking about - if true. WTF happens to Vanadud then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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