What's your sure fire feature of a girl that means she's a wrong 'un?

[Morgan]

Lol. I do drink pints (only on match days) but I don't smoke. At least I have one good thing going for me.

What you doing tomorrow after the match?

 

[Stuart Lyon]

Morgan - what would your wife say if she saw your flirting with another woman?

[Morgan]

Morgan - what would your wife say if she saw your flirting with another woman?

She'd say - 'you want to go to Dianes'?' 'Go yer feckin self'.

 

But, she'd still come along.

 

She's a good wee thing.

 

How's tricks Stuart?

[Marvin]

My mate will not date a girl if she was born or raised in West Lothian.

 

He says they're all nutters.

Most are, however the few normal ones will be already attached.

 

It's peroxide blondes you want to stay away from. I've always stayed away. Having said that my track record is nothing to boast about especially if you seen my previous posts in the former Pub and also in the Shed forums.

[Cheile]

Fake uggs

Leggings

Shit hair cut

Visible roots

Kids

Can't drive

Shit/no job

Says she loves going out with the girls

Cheap perfume

From a deprived area

Is shit in bed

Put out on the first date

Doesn't give oral

Talks all the time about absolute shit

Checks Facebook on a regular basis

Talks about people on Facebook

Can't cook

Manky house

Small TV

No sky/Virgin

Buys most of her clothes from primark

Pretends to like football/gaming

Smokes

Shit make up

Holidays at craigtara

Wears jogging bottoms

 

 

That pretty well sums up most females from West Lothian and former mining towns.

[Alwayssunnyingorgie]

That pretty well sums up most females from West Lothian and former mining towns.

West Lothian and Fife must have alot in common.

[Alwayssunnyingorgie]

I forgot shops at either Asda or Farmfoods.

 

It is acceptable to buy the shop made pizzas from asda though as they are tidy.

[chester copperpot]

If it's a bird from West Lothian and her eyebrows are chevron shaped.

 

I'm out..........

 

After the amazing up the farter bed sex of course

[jamboz]

If it's a bird from West Lothian and her eyebrows are chevron shaped.

 

I'm out..........

 

After the amazing up the farter bed sex of course

Yeah, if she takes it up the wrong 'un on the first date and comes from West Lothian it might very well be a sign that the girl is indeed a wrong 'un.

[Hansel]

Most are, however the few normal ones will be already attached.

 

It's peroxide blondes you want to stay away from. I've always stayed away. Having said that my track record is nothing to boast about especially if you seen my previous posts in the former Pub and also in the Shed forums.

You the poster who had a bursd that tried to stab you and ended up in prison?

[Morgan]

All this slagging of West Lothian bursds is totally unfair.

The fact that most of them take it up the Cadbury Canal before you get a peck on the cheek is neither here nor there.

The Cadbury Canal

 

FFS Jonno!

[Bauld]

All this slagging of West Lothian bursds is totally unfair.

 

The fact that most of them take it up the Cadbury Canal before you get a peck on the cheek is neither here nor there.

This is the shag, marry, avoid situation.

 

Most of this thread has been speaking in relationship sense.

 

 

 

A one nighter up the shiter is a different matter entirely.

[Morgan]

If it's a bird from West Lothian and her eyebrows are chevron shaped.

I'm out..........

After the amazing up the farter bed sex of course

Oh of course!

 

[jamboz]

The Cadbury Canal

 

FFS Jonno!

Or Bournville Boulevard...

[jb102]

Or Bournville Boulevard...

The Barking Spider is my current favourite.

[Morgan]

The Barking Spider is my current favourite.

[Dawnrazor]

It's known as the "marmite motorway" or the "chutney tunnel" in polite society.

[Morgan]

It's known as the "marmite motorway" or the "chutney tunnel" in polite society.

[Morgan]

Should have known that Dawn would appear.

 

Marmite motorway

Ovaltine orifice.

[Bauld]

I ****ing love Kickback sometimes.

 

 

[Morgan]

I ******* love Kickback sometimes.

 

 

It's Valentines day - you're allowed to say that.

 

ps. I love it too. 

[Bauld]

It's Valentines day - you're allowed to say that.

 

ps. I love it too.

 

[Morgan]

[Tazio]

It's known as the "marmite motorway" or the "chutney tunnel" in polite society.

Or the Hershey Highway to our American friends.

[Alwayssunnyingorgie]

Very appropriate as Hersheys tastes like shite.

 

My US colleagues take offence when I remind them of this fact.

American chocolate is dog shit in general. I had a milky way in America and it was solid in the middle.

[jamboz]

Jesus wept. Some people talk in riddles.

 

What the feck is a Barking Spider ?

 

The same as a rusty sheriffs badge ?

 

Yes, also balloon knot or 1950's tea towel holder

[Matthew Le Tissier]

Redhead. Fantastically filthy,but utterly psychotic

My ex is a redhead and this so true

[Morgan]

Yes, also balloon knot or 1950's tea towel holder

Gordon Bennett!