chester copperpot Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 I know the Rangers game is just about to get under way. However I have a sure fire way of picking out a girl that you should avoid at all costs. That thing is their eyebrows. If they are shaped like a chevron then best avoid as 99% sure she will be an absolute maniac. Any other features to avoid? I am sure there's some male features too but they're my female avoid tactics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Too much make up, eyebrows that are too plucked/pencil, tattoos, loud "laddette" types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 She wears a Hibs scarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 An adam's apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo1961 Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 To much make up Animated by hand language Easy shag Drinks more than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Electronic tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Outside plumbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 West Coast Accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Constantly bitches about her mates. Massive red flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky999 Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Dung box on a first date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Redhead. Fantastically filthy,but utterly psychotic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=apMU2Q_4GCk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 A massively flattering and/or overdone Facebook profile pic. Or one full of lion rampants, '45' references, etc., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 If their eyes are too close together. Never trust any one, male or female, if their eyes are too close together! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Won't give you tops on the first date. Cant use self-service checkouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Miss West Lothian contestant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Smokes Tons of shit jewellery Buckfast drinker Says words like "pal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Is called Marilyn Clark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Best from above: Tattoos. Smokes. Calls men 'pal'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 If she says "I do"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 She doesn't say "thanks" when you buy her a drink is a big one. I also think a girl who is heavily in debt from 'shopping' is a big No No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Swears. Doesnt shave her chest. Scratches her genatalia in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 She doesn't say "thanks" when you buy her a drink is a big one. I also think a girl who is heavily in debt from 'shopping' is a big No No. Swears. Doesnt shave her chest. Scratches her genatalia in public. You two know my wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Swears. Doesnt shave her chest. Scratches her genatalia in public. You been stalking my bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 You two know my wife? Only certain parts of her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Only certain parts of her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Feck sake... Don't you get involved. She's told me a thing or two about you. That strangely placed earring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 If it's good enough from Prince Albert it's good enough for Jonno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 You two know my wife? Only from the waist down;-0) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Only from the waist down;-0) She's an amputee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 If she has a bigger penis than you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 If she has a bigger penis than you do. Jonno type post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 If you got her number from the wall of a public toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 If you got her number from the wall of a public toilet. What if that's where she got yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 I dare one you to tell me they are dating a chevron browed hoor and that she is really nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 I dare one you to tell me they are dating a chevron browed hoor and that she is really nice. I'm dating a ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 What if that's where she got yours? Then she's had 8 years of freebies the scrounging ****!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 If you got her number from the wall of a public toilet. And especially if she's the one who put it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Puts out the first night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Puts out the first night. Not a big deal actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Puts out the first night. Bet you did ya slag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Going to Luckie McLeuchars at the Doric Hotel. That's one for the oldies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Tries to stick her finger up your arse without so much as a By your leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 East European accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 I'm dating a ... My bird has perfectly sculptured half moon shaped fellies My ex on the other hand....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Looks like Scott Brown an shupports ra hoops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Best from above: Tattoos. Smokes. Calls men 'pal'. My wife says pal ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 3, 2017 Author Share Posted February 3, 2017 My wife says pal ha ha Bin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 My wife says pal ha ha I say pal and have tattoos. I'm Donald ducked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Unable to cook a good steak pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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