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Based on the couple of times I ran into them this is fact.

  

I used to live round the corner from Scott. He was as you so succinctly put, a prick.

Knew Gavin from my school days.

Encountere his less than illustrious brother in the Kings Bar one night. He was being extremely loud and obnoxious. When told to be quiet he responded with 'do you know who I am, I'm Scott Hastings'. Barmaid said to him 'I don't care if you're Mickey feckin Mouse, shut the feck up'.

 

Gavin apologised on behalf of his prick brother.

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Jambo 4 Ever

Karl and Libby Kennedy - both pulled 5-1s for the camera about four years ago.

You got the photo you can show?

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I once saw Gearge Foulkes in the cereal aisle of Tesco Bruntsfield.

I sat beside George at Deepdale the last time we were there
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I saw Rudi in Waitrose yesterday. Dressed in black hoodie and tracksuit bottoms and with slightly muddied trainers he mingled amongst the Morningside middle classes as anonymously as any normal shopper looking for a post-run snack.

I knew who he was though, the slightest nod of my head was all the acknowledgement required in this situation as our eyes briefly met in the aisle where they keep the quinoa.

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I saw Rudi in Waitrose yesterday. Dressed in black hoodie and tracksuit bottoms and with slightly muddied trainers he mingled amongst the Morningside middle classes as anonymously as any normal shopper looking for a post-run snack.

I knew who he was though, the slightest nod of my head was all the acknowledgement required in this situation as our eyes briefly met in the aisle where they keep the quinoa.

 

Was he buying the "Essential" Quinoa or the guid stuff?

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I saw Rudi in Waitrose yesterday. Dressed in black hoodie and tracksuit bottoms and with slightly muddied trainers he mingled amongst the Morningside middle classes as anonymously as any normal shopper looking for a post-run snack.

I knew who he was though, the slightest nod of my head was all the acknowledgement required in this situation as our eyes briefly met in the aisle where they keep the quinoa.

Going to have to start shopping there. All day. Every day.
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I saw Rudi in Waitrose yesterday. Dressed in black hoodie and tracksuit bottoms and with slightly muddied trainers he mingled amongst the Morningside middle classes as anonymously as any normal shopper looking for a post-run snack.

I knew who he was though, the slightest nod of my head was all the acknowledgement required in this situation as our eyes briefly met in the aisle where they keep the quinoa.

 

Sounded like an erotic novel towards the end

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Say What Again

Sounded like an erotic novel towards the end

 

Towards the end?

 

I bust a nut at the opening line.

 

:clumshot:

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I saw Rudi in Waitrose yesterday. Dressed in black hoodie and tracksuit bottoms and with slightly muddied trainers he mingled amongst the Morningside middle classes as anonymously as any normal shopper looking for a post-run snack.

I knew who he was though, the slightest nod of my head was all the acknowledgement required in this situation as our eyes briefly met in the aisle where they keep the quinoa.

 

I am never going to look at a quinoa the same way again.

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Knew Gavin from my school days.

Encountere his less than illustrious brother in the Kings Bar one night. He was being extremely loud and obnoxious. When told to be quiet he responded with 'do you know who I am, I'm Scott Hastings'. Barmaid said to him 'I don't care if you're Mickey feckin Mouse, shut the feck up'.

 

Gavin apologised on behalf of his prick brother.

I done a couple of piping gigs for Scott, years ago, and thought he was very polite and happy to chat. This maybe as he was in a 'work' capacity though.

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Dalglish gave me a right scowl and a tut for taking his photo on a golf course once. Hansen told me he had missed a 3 footer and wasn't in the best frame of mind.

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I done a couple of piping gigs for Scott, years ago, and thought he was very polite and happy to chat. This maybe as he was in a 'work' capacity though.

The last time I socialised with Scott, he tried to stick his finger up a strippers arse. This was many years ago when they were still called strippers.

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The last time I socialised with Scott, he tried to stick his finger up a strippers arse. This was many years ago when they were still called strippers.

And now you're on first name terms cause you visit them so much?

 

:jjyay:

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And now you're on first name terms cause you visit them so much?

 

:jjyay:

First name terms with 'Go Go' dancers was the way forward.

 

:verysmug:

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Probably mon ami but I was thinking more about a lap dancer at a salubrious joint near Wembley that I visited many years ago while at a conference.

 

There was an Indian Restaurant nearby called A Taste Of The Taj.

 

Feckin appropriate.

Taste of the Taj :lol:

 

That'd be a belter if true.....

 

I worked in Hamiltonhill in Glasgow many moons ago and next to the site was a set of run down shops. The deli was called Mary's Munch Box.....only in the Weege!

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Taste of the Taj :lol:

 

That'd be a belter if true.....

 

I worked in Hamiltonhill in Glasgow many moons ago and next to the site was a set of run down shops. The deli was called Mary's Munch Box.....only in the Weege!

There used to be a massage parlour in the gallowgate in Glasgow called sheik yertadgers. I saw it on the long walk back to queen street station from parkhead about 20 years ago.
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Oh it's true alright, D4.

haha....that's a beaut.

 

Mind you, Tadger is very Scottish so it wouldn't have crossed their minds when naming the joint....:)

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There used to be a massage parlour in the gallowgate in Glasgow called sheik yertadgers. I saw it on the long walk back to queen street station from parkhead about 20 years ago.

subtle :lol:
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I P Knightley

Probably mon ami but I was thinking more about a lap dancer at a salubrious joint near Wembley that I visited many years ago while at a conference.

 

There was an Indian Restaurant nearby called A Taste Of The Taj.

 

Feckin appropriate.

Is that "Anne-Marie's Taste of the Taj" - just beside the North Circular at Hangar Lane?

 

Saafran Gosht there is brilliant.

 

Now that you've made me link "Taj" with "Tadge", I don't know if I can ever go back.

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It's obviously a London thing. I had a curry in The Gaylord in Clapham a couple of months ago.

 

Obviously photos were taken.

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Not sure mate. Just recall the name. The conference was in a large hotel near Paddington and we got a taxi to the lap dancing place which took a wee while. The Taj was nearby.

"For your Eyes Only"? In a sort of light industrial estate area with eff all else going on around it at night except for A&E in the hospital, dealing with the gunshot wounds from the nearby Stonebridge estate. It's closed now.

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Christ that is the place. Full of Arabs getting special treatment up the back I seem to recall. Flashing the cash big-time.

I've honestly never been but it's on my cycle ride to and from work. 

 

Still loads of Middle Eastern fellas hanging out there with flash Mercs, Beemers and 4x4s but I think it's just a restaurant now with the Shisha pipes and all that.

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Christ that is the place. Full of Arabs getting special treatment up the back I seem to recall. Flashing the cash big-time.

:oohmatron:

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A firm I used to work for looked after Daniella Westbrook.I met her at a job we were doing at the Milton Keynes bowl,Guns and Roses iirc.

She was a wee cutey back then but has since ruined herself .

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A firm I used to work for looked after Daniella Westbrook.I met her at a job we were doing at the Milton Keynes bowl,Guns and Roses iirc.

She was a wee cutey back then but has since ruined herself .

Didn't her nose collapse or summat?

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I saw Gary Glen today at the centre in Livingston. Not a celeb I know. I had to google where he's at now, the answer is Cowdenbeath.

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I saw Gary Glen today at the centre in Livingston. Not a celeb I know. I had to google where he's at now, the answer is Cowdenbeath.

His brother McArthur is a better player :whistling:

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Scott Hastings is a prick.

 

His brother however is a proper gentleman.

Both him and gavin used to drink in the sample room when I worked there. I also agree about them both, Scott is a wank and gavin is a good guy, who once played for the famous.
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Both him and gavin used to drink in the sample room when I worked there. I also agree about them both, Scott is a wank and gavin is a good guy, who once played for the famous.......

..Watsonians ?

another famous Watsonian, David Johnston played for the famous...

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Met Russell Hunter in the early 70's at the height of his fame in Danny Russell's shop in Innerleithen (now an Indian takeaway).

Got a signed photo (B&W) I don't have it now, don't know what happened to it.

 

My Wife used to met Gavin Rossdale and his then girlfriend Gwen Stefani a few times a year in the late 90's, when they were visiting Gavin's grandmother.

Gwen was an absolute stunner and she and Gavin were just normal ordinary people, so my wife said.

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Both him and gavin used to drink in the sample room when I worked there. I also agree about them both, Scott is a wank and gavin is a good guy, who once played for the famous.

When did he play for us?

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Jerry springer, you weren't wearing the 'inter milan' strongbow away kit at the time were you? Mind seeing that on a springer once, blew my mind

I saw that too and have asked a few times over the years but nobody has owned up. I always thought it was on the Rikki Lake Show though. Mid 90s I think.

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When did he play for us?

I saw that too and have asked a few times over the years but nobody has owned up. I always thought it was on the Rikki Lake Show though. Mid 90s I think.

This needs to be found.

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This needs to be found.

There was a manageress at the Balmoral Bar in Dalry Road who went on one of those programmes.Wee blonde girl, her name escapes me but her whole family were Jambos.

I met her in 91 and recognised her on the TV a couple of years after that.

Utterly dysfunctional manic boaby fanatic.

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When did he play for us?

It was a testimonial game about 1995. Think it was Leveins testimonial. He played 1 half.
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Lionel Blair in the wee shop next to the Apex in the Grassmarket a few years ago. After getting the guy behind the counter to take our photo and LB had paid for his 40 Mayfair the guy asked me who he was. I said the Blair that wasn't a War Criminal. I think he went into the Jungle or someother shite reality show, a few years later. 

Saxe Coburg Street* My Great Auntie Kate lived in the same stair as Effie out of Take The High Road, so I walked pat her a few times

* The Street in Stockbridge not the one in Leith where the naughty ladies plied their trade.

Got my photo taken with Eeyore in EuroDisney

Nobby Salano at Alton Towers

John Parrot in the KFC on the M6 services, he was off duty with his kids so just nodded to him, unlike I done with Nobby, I stood and pointed him out to the Wee Fella.

My brother was a crap celebrity, he used to tour with Eddie Kidd, doing stunts and being a general dogsbody. The women didn't care though, he was celebrity enough.

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Both him and gavin used to drink in the sample room when I worked there. I also agree about them both, Scott is a wank and gavin is a good guy, who once played for the famous.

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I P Knightley

Stephen Tompkinson on the Heathrow Express.

 

Had a good chat with him about Drop The Dead Donkey.

 

Nice bloke.

I was in the same Heathrow Express carriage as Simon Weston (if that's the name of the soldier who got burnt in the Falklands).

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"For your Eyes Only"? In a sort of light industrial estate area with eff all else going on around it at night except for A&E in the hospital, dealing with the gunshot wounds from the nearby Stonebridge estate. It's closed now.

I went there 20 years ago. When you went in you got a voucher for free food. When me and my pals asked for something to eat the lovely hostess was a bit lost as hardly anyone cashed it in. Ended up with a mum's been to Iceland style platter for 6. Tastier than most of the dancers it has to be said.
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Tilda Swinton on a exercise bike, behind me right now, golf view hotel, Nairn

Sent from my D5803 using Tapatalk

I used to see her often when I lived near Forres, her husband was a pretty wild looking bloke!!
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