Online Dating

[Neilson's Shank]

Expecting updates from Clare Balding

[tweegy]

Give the man a chance.

 

Go watch women's hockey or something. Take your mind off it mate.

Worst thing is I'm actually in the pub with my mates! (Just checking for updates when I'm out for a smoke...)

[Dawnrazor]

He's got to have had at least a wee feel by now surley?

I'm as jealous as feck by the way, can you remember boys what it was new and fresh for the first wee while??!! Magic!! I've been ferreting the burrow for 25 years now!!

Edited August 12, 2016 by Dawnrazor

[Forza Cuore]

Drum roll......

 

Come on tae feck!

[King prawn]

Tactical has worked by the looks of things

[tian447]

The 2-push-scoosh is probably over by now lads

[Fitzroy Pointon]

Right made it to the pub. Everything's good, bit busy and rough. Go to the bar and there's a tricolour behind it

 

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[Riddley Walker]

Right made it to the pub. Everything's good, bit busy and rough. Go to the bar and there's a tricolour behind it

 

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Cool story mate are you going to shag her?

[Ryan Jarman]

Dare you to shout 'Scott Brown is a dirty Celtic arsehole'

[Morgan]

Seen that flag in there last April.

 

More to the point, are her legs fat?

Edited August 12, 2016 by Morgan

[Morgan]

Nobody cares about the decor.

What's she wearing? We can then judge if she's teasing about later.

Lip gloss?

[tian447]

How are you coping with the permaboner? Is it firmly tucked into your waistband?

[Hungry hippo]

Is this live on periscope?

[Morgan]

How are you coping with the permaboner? Is it firmly tucked into your waistband?

[chester copperpot]

Which boozer is it Morgan.

 

And more importantly who lives close to pop in and shout 'Salaaaaaad fingerzzzzzz'

[Morgan]

Low shorts or big boner?

 

Confess.

[Morgan]

Which boozer is it Morgan.

And more importantly who lives close to pop in and shout 'Salaaaaaad fingerzzzzzz'

Franks on George the fourth is it not?

[Dido of Consequence]

Franks on George the fourth is it not?

Malones imo

[GforGallo]

Franks on George the fourth is it not?

Surely not? I thought someone was being wide after the famous frankenstien's debacle!!

[Shrekeo]

Got my first kiss wearing Joop.

 

School Xmas disco 1999. In the music corridor cos didn't want anyone to see. Not sure why cos she was / still is gorgeous!

Joop!?!?!?

 

Poor Homme.....

[chester copperpot]

Joop!?!?!?

 

Poor Homme.....

 

[Lovecraft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj-MX_LwK_g

 

Joop Joop

[chester copperpot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj-MX_LwK_g

 

Joop Joop

 

 

Can I get a Joop Joop?

[iantjambo]

No updates?

 

**** you SF, hope you get a flopper

[chester copperpot]

No updates?

 

**** you SF, hope you get a flopper

Ken, had high expectations for the night. Had to watch the olympics instead of hearing about some wee dirty from Edinburgh getting rode into next week from one of our own.

[Harry Potter]

Ken, had high expectations for the night. Had to watch the olympics instead of hearing about some wee dirty from Edinburgh getting rode into next week from one of our own.

Rode ha ha, how subtle big man.

[Jambo316]

Woke up early this morning, thought I would log on to find out what happened and nothing, nothing!!

 

[Forza Cuore]

I'm seriously hoping the lad is still saddled up and hollering Yeehaa clinging on like a funfair bucking bronco.

 

Or he got steamboats and fell asleep.

[Harry Potter]

I'm seriously hoping the lad is still saddled up and hollering Yeehaa clinging on like a funfair bucking bronco.

 

Or he got steamboats and fell asleep.

Saddled up, some crackin phrases on this thread.

[Ryan Jarman]

Must be up for the bagpipes soon. Feel free to update from the train.

 

[Paolo]

How does she like her eggs?

[Riddley Walker]

No update

 

Is he still going?

 

Marathon man.

[Juan Jose Carricondo Perez]

How does she like her eggs?

SF will be praying she likes them unfertilised

[Angry Haggis]

Those bagpipes ain't gonna play themselves chaps.

 

[Lancashire_Lou]

Come on SF. We're all living vicariously through you here.

[King prawn]

I reckon he's been tossed around like a minute steak

[Der Kaiser]

Any helicopters hovering in Edinburgh?

 

#Prayforsaladfingers

[Ryan Jarman]

Firmly in the yes camp. Can't comment on length and quality of service mind.

Edited August 13, 2016 by Ryan Jarman

[chester copperpot]

He might have gotten his hole last night, and that's just fine. However, the fud has not updated us as to what was happening on the date, and that to me, is unforgivable.

 

Reporting him to the mods for a lifetime ban, as it just isn't on!

 

I cancelled a night out and everything last night to log on here and watch the live updates.

[Dawnrazor]

Still no sign of him??? Good God I hope it didn't turn ugly, I hope he checked the wardrobe and under the bed before he got going, there could have been a kinky husband hiding there waiting for the wife to bring home the next horny but unsuspecting victim, he could be wandering around the streets of Muirhouse or Pilton as we speak, dazed, confused wrapped in clingfilm with a cucumber stuck up his erse!!!

[B4 Part B]

#PrayForSaladFingers

[iantjambo]

11am and still no update. This is unforgivable behaviour from Salad Fingers

[Riddley Walker]

I wonder if he knows how many of our weekends he's ruined with his behaviour.

 

Where are you Salad?

[Sooperstar]

Has anyone checked to see if he has been online?

[Prince Buaben]

Surely he should be on his way to the worlds. So he won't be with her now

 

 

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[Paolo]

I'm in the he did get his Nat King camp.

[Riddley Walker]

Has anyone checked to see if he has been online?

Last online at 0711 this morning.

 

The betrayal deepens.

[Sooperstar]

He was online at 7:11 this morning!

[Dawnrazor]

This is starting to get like the end of K-PAX

[iantjambo]

Last online at 0711 this morning.

 

The betrayal deepens.

I'll never trust anyone ever again