Neilson's Shank Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 Expecting updates from Clare Balding Quote
tweegy Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 Give the man a chance. Go watch women's hockey or something. Take your mind off it mate. Worst thing is I'm actually in the pub with my mates! (Just checking for updates when I'm out for a smoke...) Quote
Dawnrazor Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 (edited) He's got to have had at least a wee feel by now surley? I'm as jealous as feck by the way, can you remember boys what it was new and fresh for the first wee while??!! Magic!! I've been ferreting the burrow for 25 years now!! Edited August 12, 2016 by Dawnrazor Quote
King prawn Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 Tactical has worked by the looks of things Quote
tian447 Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 The 2-push-scoosh is probably over by now lads Quote
Fitzroy Pointon Posted August 12, 2016 Author Posted August 12, 2016 Right made it to the pub. Everything's good, bit busy and rough. Go to the bar and there's a tricolour behind it Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote
Riddley Walker Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 Right made it to the pub. Everything's good, bit busy and rough. Go to the bar and there's a tricolour behind it Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Cool story mate are you going to shag her? Quote
Ryan Jarman Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 Dare you to shout 'Scott Brown is a dirty Celtic arsehole' Quote
Morgan Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 (edited) Seen that flag in there last April. More to the point, are her legs fat? Edited August 12, 2016 by Morgan Quote
Morgan Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 Nobody cares about the decor. What's she wearing? We can then judge if she's teasing about later. Lip gloss? Quote
tian447 Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 How are you coping with the permaboner? Is it firmly tucked into your waistband? Quote
Morgan Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 How are you coping with the permaboner? Is it firmly tucked into your waistband? Quote
chester copperpot Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 Which boozer is it Morgan. And more importantly who lives close to pop in and shout 'Salaaaaaad fingerzzzzzz' Quote
Morgan Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 Which boozer is it Morgan. And more importantly who lives close to pop in and shout 'Salaaaaaad fingerzzzzzz' Franks on George the fourth is it not? Quote
Hansel Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 Franks on George the fourth is it not?Malones imo Quote
GforGallo Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 Franks on George the fourth is it not? Surely not? I thought someone was being wide after the famous frankenstien's debacle!! Quote
Shrekeo Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 Got my first kiss wearing Joop. School Xmas disco 1999. In the music corridor cos didn't want anyone to see. Not sure why cos she was / still is gorgeous! Joop!?!?!? Poor Homme..... Quote
Lovecraft Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj-MX_LwK_g Joop Joop Quote
chester copperpot Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj-MX_LwK_g Joop Joop Can I get a Joop Joop? Quote
iantjambo Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 No updates? **** you SF, hope you get a flopper Quote
chester copperpot Posted August 12, 2016 Posted August 12, 2016 No updates? **** you SF, hope you get a flopper Ken, had high expectations for the night. Had to watch the olympics instead of hearing about some wee dirty from Edinburgh getting rode into next week from one of our own. Quote
Harry Potter Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 Ken, had high expectations for the night. Had to watch the olympics instead of hearing about some wee dirty from Edinburgh getting rode into next week from one of our own. Rode ha ha, how subtle big man. Quote
Jambo316 Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 Woke up early this morning, thought I would log on to find out what happened and nothing, nothing!! Quote
Forza Cuore Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 I'm seriously hoping the lad is still saddled up and hollering Yeehaa clinging on like a funfair bucking bronco. Or he got steamboats and fell asleep. Quote
Harry Potter Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 I'm seriously hoping the lad is still saddled up and hollering Yeehaa clinging on like a funfair bucking bronco. Or he got steamboats and fell asleep. Saddled up, some crackin phrases on this thread. Quote
Ryan Jarman Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 Must be up for the bagpipes soon. Feel free to update from the train. Quote
Riddley Walker Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 No update Is he still going? Marathon man. Quote
Juan Jose Carricondo Perez Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 How does she like her eggs? SF will be praying she likes them unfertilised Quote
Angry Haggis Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 Those bagpipes ain't gonna play themselves chaps. Quote
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 Come on SF. We're all living vicariously through you here. Quote
King prawn Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 I reckon he's been tossed around like a minute steak Quote
Der Kaiser Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 Any helicopters hovering in Edinburgh? #Prayforsaladfingers Quote
Ryan Jarman Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) Firmly in the yes camp. Can't comment on length and quality of service mind. Edited August 13, 2016 by Ryan Jarman Quote
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 He might have gotten his hole last night, and that's just fine. However, the fud has not updated us as to what was happening on the date, and that to me, is unforgivable. Reporting him to the mods for a lifetime ban, as it just isn't on! I cancelled a night out and everything last night to log on here and watch the live updates. Quote
Dawnrazor Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 Still no sign of him??? Good God I hope it didn't turn ugly, I hope he checked the wardrobe and under the bed before he got going, there could have been a kinky husband hiding there waiting for the wife to bring home the next horny but unsuspecting victim, he could be wandering around the streets of Muirhouse or Pilton as we speak, dazed, confused wrapped in clingfilm with a cucumber stuck up his erse!!! Quote
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 11am and still no update. This is unforgivable behaviour from Salad Fingers Quote
Riddley Walker Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 I wonder if he knows how many of our weekends he's ruined with his behaviour. Where are you Salad? Quote
Sooperstar Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 Has anyone checked to see if he has been online? Quote
Prince Buaben Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 Surely he should be on his way to the worlds. So he won't be with her now Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote
Riddley Walker Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 Has anyone checked to see if he has been online? Last online at 0711 this morning. The betrayal deepens. Quote
Dawnrazor Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 This is starting to get like the end of K-PAX Quote
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2016 Posted August 13, 2016 Last online at 0711 this morning. The betrayal deepens. I'll never trust anyone ever again Quote
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