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There is truth in this actually.

 

Walter and Ally don't like him as he went Mod Edit

 

He is not going to be a Rangers player for much longer, because he is not wanted and has a poor relationship with a lot of the Scotland guys at the club for one reason or another.

 

If Jefferies does become the next don of Hearts (I think as of this morning it is now between him and Ashworth) then a one year loan makes perfect sense.

 

Boyd loves JJ and Locke, is unhappy at his club, and a year long loan would not be a stupid move if he wants to assess Hearts for the long term or try for a move down south. He needs first team football and I would take him for a year, even in the knowledge he would score 20 goals and then simply leave.

 

I now look forward to some telling us that Kris Boyd is no better than Callum Elliot and that I am Hibs fan and hopefully a reliable opinion on this matter.

 

That's more like it. Quality " down the boozer " type chat. :)

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Utter Bo{{ocks. Next.

 

Why is this utter bo((ocks?

 

Apparently it was more or less a dead cert with Mcgoo, and will prob happen if Jefferies returns with Locke.

 

There seems to be a lot of anger on here whenever someone makes a hint/suggestion, but without any explanation.

 

I have two questions -

 

Would you be happy to have to have Kris boyd in a hearts jersey scoring goals?

 

Did you complain when we were linked (rumoured to have bid) on him when he was at Kilmarnock?

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I obviously cannot say. I work for people who know. I think it was Rangers that approached us actually from what I hear.

 

 

 

I have seen him out in Glasgow myself, very 'ALERT'!

 

Oh well, the discipline at Hearts with its players is just the environment Boyd needs for him to sort himself out

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Well, I can see why that would catch anyone's attention, as he normally looks, sounds, and plays :rolleyes: (until he pops in a goal or two, obviously) like he's just woken-up or is under sedation! :)

 

However, as londonjambo so rightly points out, you maybe want to be a little bit more careful in the content of your posts, so as not provoke a certain pipe-smoking, sash-singing Glaswegian solicitor, with bizarre facial hair, to swing into action. Even if you have seen certain individuals apparently doing certain things in certain Glasgow establishments :eek:, it would be shakey grounds upon which to defend a defamation action.

 

 

Did I write "as he went through a drug binge stage with none other than our other favorite old firm striker - Mr. Deeky Riordan." without typing "allegedly" in between the words 'he' and 'went'? Oops, If I could edit it, I would, stupid sticky keys!

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londonjambo
Well, I can see why that would catch anyone's attention, as he normally looks, sounds, and plays :rolleyes: (until he pops in a goal or two, obviously) like he's just woken-up or is under sedation! :)

 

However, as londonjambo so rightly points out, you maybe want to be a little bit more careful in the content of your posts, so as not provoke a certain pipe-smoking, sash-singing Glaswegian solicitor, with bizarre facial hair, to swing into action. Even if you have seen certain individuals apparently doing certain things in certain Glasgow establishments :eek:, it would be shakey grounds upon which to defend a defamation action.

 

He's an advocate not a solicitor but your point is valid nonetheless.

 

See the piece copied and pasted below

 

 

Libel and Message Boards

Posted by: Quinneth Paltrow (IP Logged)

Date: 26 October, 2007 13:41

 

 

Interesting...

 

Three Sheffield Wednesday supporters who posted anonymous abusive comments on the "Owlstalk" website may soon be receiving a libel writ in the post.

 

The football club has obtained an order from the High Court requiring the site's administrators to hand over the e-mail addresses of the three fans.

 

Although the posters used pseudonyms, they may now be tracked down after deputy Judge Richard Parkes agreed that their posts "may reasonably be understood to allege greed, selfishness, untrustworthiness and dishonest behaviour on the part of the claimants".

 

So beware!!

Quite.

 

GC

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Auld Reekin'
He's an advocate not a solicitor but your point is valid nonetheless.

 

GC

 

He's a ^^^^.

 

(Allegedly.)

 

Or maybe that should be an "Advocate for Animals"...???

 

 

;)

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Pretty sure I'm all right in that respect then.

 

Like I say, slip of the hand, one off post, nothing undocumented on other web pages or even newspapers, so ..............

 

Good signing?

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Auld Reekin'
Pretty sure I'm all right in that respect then.

 

Like I say, slip of the hand, one off post, nothing undocumented on other web pages or even newspapers, so ..............

 

Good signing?

 

If it happens, yeah, definitely. Even better if was the signal for Nade to squeeze his ample frame into his Lamborghini and disappear, with all due haste, in the general direction of away.

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In regard to Nade, yes, I have stronger views on him than Kris Boyd!

 

However, do you think Levien would have allowed his physical state like Frail did?

 

WE NEED LEADERS!

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CostaJambo

Didn't the Rangers doctor get the sack a while ago for issuing Boyd with regular sick-notes when he was reported to have nothing worse than a hangover?

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Seymour M Hersh
ahem. it's DEFINATELY a rule in the premiership. No doubt about that. It was invoked quite recently.

 

http://www.pitchslap.co.uk/index.php/defoe-cant-make-spurs-comeback/

 

plus, I think the SFA might have something to say if the English FA took juristiction in scotland.

 

So we still don't know if this applies in Scotland as you may have noticed that Pompey play in the EPL and it was the FA who invoked this. Even although it does not appear in their own rules and regulations.

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So we still don't know if this applies in Scotland as you may have noticed that Pompey play in the EPL and it was the FA who invoked this. Even although it does not appear in their own rules and regulations.

 

He's clearly a teapot.

 

Or similar.

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ive heard from an second division player who plays for a ex manager of ours easy guess !!! that rangers want andrew driver and are meant to be considering swap deal for boyd something about rangers wanting to change their style of play

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The rumour i heard was that Lee Wallace in exchange for Kris Boyd

 

Pigs will fly though

Lee Wallace in exchange for Boyd!? Even Walter wouldn't be THAT stupid!, Mind you, what a brilliant way to wind the Huns up, swap your top scorer for a left-back that dosen't start regularly in a team finnishing 8th! Brilliant!

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Heard that rumours a good few times from mates who are Rangers fans. Would be very surprised if we got Boyd, would be delighted though. With decent service he'd get us 20 goals with ease.

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Peter Olivers Army
There is truth in this actually.

 

Walter and Ally don't like him as he went through a Mod Edit

He is not going to be a Rangers player for much longer, because he is not wanted and has a poor relationship with a lot of the Scotland guys at the club for one reason or another.

 

If Jefferies does become the next don of Hearts (I think as of this morning it is now between him and Ashworth) then a one year loan makes perfect sense.

 

Boyd loves JJ and Locke, is unhappy at his club, and a year long loan would not be a stupid move if he wants to assess Hearts for the long term or try for a move down south. He needs first team football and I would take him for a year, even in the knowledge he would score 20 goals and then simply leave.

 

I now look forward to some telling us that Kris Boyd is no better than Callum Elliot and that I am Hibs fan and hopefully a reliable opinion on this matter.

 

While I respect your reasoning & acknowledging he would obviously be better than our Elliot, I think we need to rewind a bit.

 

I don't recall Boyd ever doing much in the way of scoring against us when with Killie. Jeez, even Di Giacomo has a better record!

 

Also, don't let 25 goals for the Huns completely fool you. If you think he would score anything like that outside the OF you're wrong. Knock off at least ten and all you're left with is a schemy version of Velicka, but with less workrate.

 

Just my opinion.

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Why is this utter bo((ocks?

 

Apparently it was more or less a dead cert with Mcgoo, and will prob happen if Jefferies returns with Locke.

 

There seems to be a lot of anger on here whenever someone makes a hint/suggestion, but without any explanation.

 

I have two questions -

 

Would you be happy to have to have Kris boyd in a hearts jersey scoring goals?

 

Did you complain when we were linked (rumoured to have bid) on him when he was at Kilmarnock?

 

 

I would absolutely ****ing LOVE to have Boydy playing for us. But it would make no sense for the Rangers to hand him over to a direct competitor when they know the damage he can do. If he's on the way out of Ibrox then he'll be headed to a Championship side.. Birmingham most likely.

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jambopilms
While I respect your reasoning & acknowledging he would obviously be better than our Elliot, I think we need to rewind a bit.

 

I don't recall Boyd ever doing much in the way of scoring against us when with Killie. Jeez, even Di Giacomo has a better record!

 

Also, don't let 25 goals for the Huns completely fool you. If you think he would score anything like that outside the OF you're wrong. Knock off at least ten and all you're left with is a schemy version of Velicka, but with less workrate.

 

Just my opinion.

 

i agree, boyd scores 20+ goals for a team that has a dozen shots on goal a game. this season we had a dozen shots in about 2 months. without any service boyd would just be another lazy t*t who cant score of which we have plenty.

 

I think Clum is gash but he would be in double figures if he played regular for the OF. not that he would, but you know what i mean.

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i agree, boyd scores 20+ goals for a team that has a dozen shots on goal a game. this season we had a dozen shots in about 2 months. without any service boyd would just be another lazy t*t who cant score of which we have plenty.

 

I think Clum is gash but he would be in double figures if he played regular for the OF. not that he would, but you know what i mean.

 

Well he was banging them in alright for Killie.

 

That Irish boy Stokes was banging them in for wee Falkirk and leading the league in scoring before going to a much better Sunderland and his goals weren't so plentiful.

 

I don't buy your arguement.

 

And no I don't 'know what you mean' when you say Clum would be in double figures if he played for the Hun. Nonsense. How many did a quality striker like Cousin finish on, or Darcheville. Less than Boyd no?

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chester copperpot

Kris Boyd is going to the Hibs.

 

Fact.

 

Well according to my deluded hobo friends

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Mark_Mywords
Kris Boyd is going to the Hibs.

 

Fact.

 

Well according to my deluded hobo friends

 

The gay tache now makes sense.

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jambopilms

i would guess that even killie with boyd and naismith were getting twice the goal attempts than we have been. as for stokes i would imagine it might be easyer to score in the spl than epl and if stokes had ended up with cetic he would have scored more for celtic than he did for falkirk.

 

i dont buy your arguement.

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If you're stupid enough to believe this you deserve all you get really.

 

I wonder what planet people live on sometimes.

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i would guess that even killie with boyd and naismith were getting twice the goal attempts than we have been. as for stokes i would imagine it might be easyer to score in the spl than epl and if stokes had ended up with cetic he would have scored more for celtic than he did for falkirk.

 

i dont buy your arguement.

 

Like Kenny Millar and Lovenkrants used to bang them in all the time for the Old Firm?

 

You don't score the amount of goals Boyd does without being a quality player.

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Totally bizarre rumour. Don't see why I'm even doing this the credit of an extended answer, but I'm bored so here goes :

 

Kris Boyd is already an experienced player at SPL level, so Rangers would gain nothing whatsoever by sending him out on loan. If he was that far out of the picture for next season, they'd just sell him and probably get a half decent fee for him too. Even if they bizarrely did decide to send him out on loan to us, why on earth would he want to come?

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Totally bizarre rumour. Don't see why I'm even doing this the credit of an extended answer, but I'm bored so here goes :

 

Kris Boyd is already an experienced player at SPL level, so Rangers would gain nothing whatsoever by sending him out on loan. If he was that far out of the picture for next season, they'd just sell him and probably get a half decent fee for him too. Even if they bizarrely did decide to send him out on loan to us, why on earth would he want to come?

 

Exactly. This rumour is complete bollocks IMO.

 

No idea why this is not in the Gullit forum. :rolleyes:

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chester copperpot
Totally bizarre rumour. Don't see why I'm even doing this the credit of an extended answer, but I'm bored so here goes :

 

Kris Boyd is already an experienced player at SPL level, so Rangers would gain nothing whatsoever by sending him out on loan. If he was that far out of the picture for next season, they'd just sell him and probably get a half decent fee for him too. Even if they bizarrely did decide to send him out on loan to us, why on earth would he want to come?

 

 

 

 

He wont, he'll either stay at der Rangers, or go down south for about 3M.

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jambopilms
Like Kenny Millar and Lovenkrants used to bang them in all the time for the Old Firm?

 

You don't score the amount of goals Boyd does without being a quality player.

 

you have a point however,

 

i dont think boyd would ever score anywhere near the same amount of goals for us as he does for the huns.

 

i also dont think he would come to us, and i dont think rangers would get anything out of loaning him out to us.

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The 'rumour' about him leaving Rangers has been floating around Ibrox and Glasgow for months.

 

Even Boyd himself said he is assessing his future this week.

 

I don't have the quote and I am not looking it up, but he said something like - "week off then think about my future, we all want to be playing every week, and that isn't happening for me here. I have to think about Scotland as well."

 

Apparently it is between us, Birmingham and another club, maybe Aberdeen.

 

If McGoo had signed, Boyd would have probably been his first signing.

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Drylaw Hearts
The 'rumour' about him leaving Rangers has been floating around Ibrox and Glasgow for months.

 

Even Boyd himself said he is assessing his future this week.

 

I don't have the quote and I am not looking it up, but he said something like - "week off then think about my future, we all want to be playing every week, and that isn't happening for me here. I have to think about Scotland as well."

 

Apparently it is between us, Birmingham and another club, maybe Aberdeen.

 

If McGoo had signed, Boyd would have probably been his first signing.

 

:wacko:

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Boaby Ewing
This is embarrassing.

 

The coke allegations were fun though.

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Boaby Ewing
Haha. :cheese:

 

5....4.....3......2.....

 

If someone wants to claim that Boyd said he can tell the difference between Pepsi and 'the real thing', who are the Mods to argue.

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If someone wants to claim that Boyd said he can tell the difference between Pepsi and 'the real thing', who are the Mods to argue.

 

Mmmm.

 

He should watch that caffeine intake though, can't be good for a young footballer. Mind you, based on performances this season you could be forgiven for suggesting he might want to up his dosage...there has been little evidence of excess energy on the pitch. He's clearly buying crap quality stuff....Safeway Savers, Polar Cola or similar.

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Mmmm.

 

He should watch that caffeine intake though, can't be good for a young footballer. Mind you, based on performances this season you could be forgiven for suggesting he might want to up his dosage...there has been little evidence of excess energy on the pitch. He's clearly buying crap quality stuff....Safeway Savers, Polar Cola or similar.

 

I hear if you drink a whole bottle of Lidls own cola the night before a big game or heavy training session, your not yourself the next day.

 

Same with Asdas sweeties, they rot your teeth, stomach and brain, never good for the metabolism.

 

I also heard drinking loads of alcohol after a whole bottle of lidls cola and bag of asda sweets is 'well tidy'!

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Elroyofderovers

I read this, fell of my seat, lay on the floor for about 2 hours p***ing myself laughing. I then got up and phoned a guy from work (a really good mate of Kris "Porn King Wannabe" Boyd and son of a guy on the sports desk at the Daily Ranger). He then fell of his seat, lay on the floor for about 2 hours p***ing himself laughing. Phone bill will be mega this month :?)

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I read this, fell of my seat, lay on the floor for about 2 hours p***ing myself laughing. I then got up and phoned a guy from work (a really good mate of Kris "Porn King Wannabe" Boyd and son of a guy on the sports desk at the Daily Ranger). He then fell of his seat, lay on the floor for about 2 hours p***ing himself laughing. Phone bill will be mega this month :?)

 

 

Do you think there was so much p*** because you had lidls cola instead of Coca Cola?

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The coke allegations were fun though.

 

Do we still have to call them allegations if everyone in the entire world knows that they're true?

 

I'm not speaking about these allegations, mind. Just a general question, like.

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Boaby Ewing
Do we still have to call them allegations if everyone in the entire world knows that they're true?

 

I'm not speaking about these allegations, mind. Just a general question, like.

 

Some might say that they are true, I couldn't possibly comment.

 

Otherwise, nah. Though it's quite funny.

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allandssmith

Not a chance mate, the bottom line is if Smith doesn't rate him and wants rid of him then the entire bottom half of the Premiership and the whole of the Championship will be bidding for him.

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A loan deal would make perfect sense from a Rangers point of view.

 

They are after Kenny Miller and are looking at other strikers south of the border, Boyd's already precarious position in the squad is looking worse. I just don't think Smith rates him at all, never gave him much of a look-in at Scotland either. It may seem weird considering he had McCoist for all those years but Super Ally was like Boyd in that whenever Rangers suffered a bad patch it seemed to be McCoist who took the fall. Plus McCoist is generally a decent guy to be around and Kris Boyd is an arrogant, lazy ******.

 

Still, Smith will know what the moody git is capable of so there is little chance of permanently selling him to anyone in Scotland. Sending him on loan would be perfect in that Boyd could hurt everyone else in league barring Rangers should they utilise the option of putting a clause in the contract stating he can't play against the Huns. It means he can still hurt Celtic without hurting Rangers.

 

I still can't see it though, Kris Boyd strikes me as someone content to play the bit-part player at Ibrox rather than try and better himself.

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I think McCoist was an evian and a few shandys type, Lidls wasn't about in those days.

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I think Boyd will play much more next season, possibly alongside Miller who'll be asked to do the legwork while he mooches about the 6 yard box and gets another 20+ goals.

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Walter Kidd

If Kris Boyd signs for Hearts, Nelly Terraces and I will get married in a Civil Ceremony.

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