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Just heard 80's singer Enya has bought hew own Rugby Union team.
Their next 3 fixtures are now:
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
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3 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said:
Just heard 80's singer Enya has bought hew own Rugby Union team.
Their next 3 fixtures are now:
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)


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On 25/04/2024 at 14:08, Carl Fredrickson said:
Just heard 80's singer Enya has bought hew own Rugby Union team.
Their next 3 fixtures are now:
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)

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CostaJambo

I wrote another crap joke today....

 

My wife loves baking bread with different herbs in it. In fact, she said she absolutely loves her dill dough.

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39 minutes ago, CostaJambo said:

I wrote another crap joke today....

 

My wife loves baking bread with different herbs in it. In fact, she said she absolutely loves her dill dough.

 

Good effort!

 

Won't that give her a Dosa something?
Or does she Pitta wee bit butter on her Morning Roll?

Does Ciabatta'n eyelid when you Pumpernickel?

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1 hour ago, CostaJambo said:

I wrote another crap joke today....

 

My wife loves baking bread with different herbs in it. In fact, she said she absolutely loves her dill dough.

 

How long has she been baking bread. When exactly was her yeast inception?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sad news from the Nestle factory today as a man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolate.

He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he yelled "The Milky Bars are on me!", people just cheered.

FC91-AB80-4880-4-E52-8087-2-ADEE9-C1-C70
 

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40 glaswegians turned up at the pearly gates at the same time and St Peter said that there's only enough room for 12 of them to get then. He tells them to take their time and decide amongst themselves.

20 minutes layer, god asks Peter what's happening and Peter tells him. He then says to god he'll see if they've decided. He turns around and exclaims "they've gone!" God asks "all 40 of them?" Peter replies " no, the pearly gates".

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rudi must stay

Did you hear about the pirate snooker player?

 

He was always playing cannons 

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CostaJambo

Another one I thought of this morning.....

 

I wouldn't say he's lazy but I heard he went for a job as a door-to-door salesman and asked if there was any chance he could work from home.

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I once ran an ultra marathon in Sweden. However, after a while I wasn't sure if I was going in the right direction. As soon as I crossed the Finnish line though, I knew I was lost.

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