Carl Fredrickson Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carl Fredrickson Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Just heard 80's singer Enya has bought hew own Rugby Union team. Their next 3 fixtures are now: Sale (A) Sale (A) Sale (A) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 3 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said: Just heard 80's singer Enya has bought hew own Rugby Union team. Their next 3 fixtures are now: Sale (A) Sale (A) Sale (A) 😁👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieboy Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 25/04/2024 at 14:08, Carl Fredrickson said: Just heard 80's singer Enya has bought hew own Rugby Union team. Their next 3 fixtures are now: Sale (A) Sale (A) Sale (A) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 I wrote another crap joke today.... My wife loves baking bread with different herbs in it. In fact, she said she absolutely loves her dill dough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrJambo Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 (edited) 39 minutes ago, CostaJambo said: I wrote another crap joke today.... My wife loves baking bread with different herbs in it. In fact, she said she absolutely loves her dill dough. Good effort! Won't that give her a Dosa something? Or does she Pitta wee bit butter on her Morning Roll? Does Ciabatta'n eyelid when you Pumpernickel? Edited April 28 by AyrJambo Add text Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 (edited) 1 hour ago, CostaJambo said: I wrote another crap joke today.... My wife loves baking bread with different herbs in it. In fact, she said she absolutely loves her dill dough. How long has she been baking bread. When exactly was her yeast inception? 🚕 Edited April 28 by Der Kaiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel eyes Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Sad news from the Nestle factory today as a man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolate. He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he yelled "The Milky Bars are on me!", people just cheered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 40 glaswegians turned up at the pearly gates at the same time and St Peter said that there's only enough room for 12 of them to get then. He tells them to take their time and decide amongst themselves. 20 minutes layer, god asks Peter what's happening and Peter tells him. He then says to god he'll see if they've decided. He turns around and exclaims "they've gone!" God asks "all 40 of them?" Peter replies " no, the pearly gates". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Did you hear about the pirate snooker player? He was always playing cannons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Another one I thought of this morning..... I wouldn't say he's lazy but I heard he went for a job as a door-to-door salesman and asked if there was any chance he could work from home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 I once ran an ultra marathon in Sweden. However, after a while I wasn't sure if I was going in the right direction. As soon as I crossed the Finnish line though, I knew I was lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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