Carl Fredrickson Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Cathy got a job in the Sesame Street factory Her job was a tester on the tickle me Elmo production line After 2 hours the foreman went to the factory manager asking them to dispense with cathies services when asked why the foreman stated she’s very slow and is backing the line up. The manager goes to see what the issues where to his horror he can see Elmo’s all over the floor with clear disruption on the line. He approached Cathy who was working away oblivious to any disruption he could see Cathy had some red cloth and some marbles she was making little sacks and placing marbles inside the bag then sewing them individually to each Elmo. The manager said “Cathie I believe you misunderstood me when I said each Elmo needs TEST TICKLES “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carl Fredrickson Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 I'm selling my pet python on eBay, some bloke just rang up and asked, Is it big? I said, absolutely massive. He said, How many feet? I said, none, its a bloody snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carl Fredrickson Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Just heard 80's singer Enya has bought hew own Rugby Union team. Their next 3 fixtures are now: Sale (A) Sale (A) Sale (A) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 3 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said: Just heard 80's singer Enya has bought hew own Rugby Union team. Their next 3 fixtures are now: Sale (A) Sale (A) Sale (A) 😁👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieboy Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 25/04/2024 at 14:08, Carl Fredrickson said: Just heard 80's singer Enya has bought hew own Rugby Union team. Their next 3 fixtures are now: Sale (A) Sale (A) Sale (A) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 I wrote another crap joke today.... My wife loves baking bread with different herbs in it. In fact, she said she absolutely loves her dill dough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrJambo Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 (edited) 39 minutes ago, CostaJambo said: I wrote another crap joke today.... My wife loves baking bread with different herbs in it. In fact, she said she absolutely loves her dill dough. Good effort! Won't that give her a Dosa something? Or does she Pitta wee bit butter on her Morning Roll? Does Ciabatta'n eyelid when you Pumpernickel? Edited April 28 by AyrJambo Add text Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 (edited) 1 hour ago, CostaJambo said: I wrote another crap joke today.... My wife loves baking bread with different herbs in it. In fact, she said she absolutely loves her dill dough. How long has she been baking bread. When exactly was her yeast inception? 🚕 Edited April 28 by Der Kaiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel eyes Posted Tuesday at 19:31 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:31 Sad news from the Nestle factory today as a man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolate. He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he yelled "The Milky Bars are on me!", people just cheered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted yesterday at 05:32 Share Posted yesterday at 05:32 40 glaswegians turned up at the pearly gates at the same time and St Peter said that there's only enough room for 12 of them to get then. He tells them to take their time and decide amongst themselves. 20 minutes layer, god asks Peter what's happening and Peter tells him. He then says to god he'll see if they've decided. He turns around and exclaims "they've gone!" God asks "all 40 of them?" Peter replies " no, the pearly gates". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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